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Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« on: March 13, 2015, 08:39:53 am »
First there are rumours that Putin may have gotten sick (or even had a heart attack) as he misses important scheduled meetings:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/vladimir-putin/11466318/Vladimir-Putin-delays-Kazakh-visit-but-no-health-problems-insists-Kremlin.html


...then we get this:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YASm8LU4y00" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YASm8LU4y00</a>

Military helicopter landing in Kremlin.

Now we have rumours about a coup de tat in Russia...
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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2015, 09:07:18 am »
Fingers crossed.

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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2015, 09:07:52 am »
Might Russia have another Lenin on their hands?  If so, I hope this one manages to stay alive long enough to make the country work again, instead of dying right before he'd gotten shit straightened out.
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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2015, 10:21:24 am »
Well this should be interesting. Putin, for all his flaws, wasn't the worst leader Russia could have had. They could have had a communist or an ultra nationalist in charge, which would have made Putin look benevolent.
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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2015, 10:35:19 am »
Well this should be interesting. Putin, for all his flaws, wasn't the worst leader Russia could have had. They could have had a communist or an ultra nationalist in charge, which would have made Putin look benevolent.
...Putin is an ultra nationalist who had declared that he is going to build a "Novorossija" which will contain all the area that was "historically" part of Russia. Which, would basically include all the East European countries that were under Soviet rule (even if they pretended to be free.)

Well, I've warned you people. Don't come to me and complain that there was no way to see how this would end.




...Honestly, I know that this could be a false alarm but I am kinda, teeny bit nervous.

Which may have something to do with the fact that I live next door from Russia. Not to mention that my wife is about to give birth on next monday so I have other reasons to be nervous already.
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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2015, 10:51:31 am »
From what I understand, there are Russian nationalists who are even worse than Putin. Putin, from the way it was explained to me, is a popularist. His coalition in the government is made up of as many factions as he can get together for support, but beyond winning and being in charge, he doesn't personally hold much of an ideology.
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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2015, 01:05:47 pm »
New information:


And a link to the original post in Russian:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B__aSBZUMAEpAfj.png

So, the mystery will be revealed soon enough.
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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2015, 02:25:35 pm »
[Interest Intensifies]

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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2015, 05:04:09 pm »
Could the assignation of that one critic of Putin's have been the tipping point?

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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2015, 05:09:09 pm »
Could the assignation of that one critic of Putin's have been the tipping point?

It's possible.  After all, Benigno Aquino's assassination played a major role in ending the regime of Ferdinand Marcos.

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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2015, 06:35:48 pm »
Askold, can you link to that screen captured article? Methinks the interwebs is about to meltdown....hee.
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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2015, 02:21:11 am »
Askold, can you link to that screen captured article? Methinks the interwebs is about to meltdown....hee.
I did. The link below the picture takes you to the article (but you need google translate.)
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2015, 04:26:57 am »
If it is a coup, which we don't know if it is, there's no reason to think whatever pissed off general is behind it is any less ultra-nationalist than Putin.

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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2015, 11:26:49 am »
Ah HA!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwYluN56eQY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwYluN56eQY</a>


link to source news story video

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/ukraine-cartoon-sees-russias-putin-194925153.html





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Re: Something is HAPPENING in Russia
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2015, 05:32:54 pm »
Uh oh, whatever is happening, I hope it's a positive development. Was V-Poo overthrown? Was there a coup? THE PLOT THICKENS!