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Offline Radiation

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #195 on: January 20, 2012, 10:04:07 am »
Granted,  but everyone becomes so nice it becomes irritating.

I wish I had the power to control the weather.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #196 on: January 20, 2012, 10:48:29 am »
Granted, but the weather also controls you. Your mood becomes tied to the weather you control, even moreso than most people, you are sad and tired when you make it rain. You are uncontrollably joyful when you make it sunny. Lightning Storms just make you crazy. Unfortunately, the happiness from a sunny day becomes addictive, and you eventually refuse to make it rain, bringing a never-ending drought.

I wish I could cure Radiation’s weather-emotion problem.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #197 on: January 20, 2012, 05:34:24 pm »
Granted. Radiation dies.

I wish for noodles :D
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #198 on: January 20, 2012, 07:15:07 pm »
Granted, they're poisoned.

I wish I had a good work ethic.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #199 on: January 20, 2012, 07:17:40 pm »
Wish granted.  Your boss/friends/family now take advantage of you and work you like a fucking dog.

I wish that I could give myself a blowjob.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #200 on: January 20, 2012, 07:20:07 pm »
Granted. Your penis is now long enough for autofellatio, but it is too long to use safely for more traditional sexual activities.

I wish my previous wish did not kill Radiation.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #201 on: January 20, 2012, 07:40:15 pm »
Wish granted.  He's now a zombie and somehow manages to bring on the zombie apocalypse.

I wish that I had a lifetime supply of free food.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #202 on: January 20, 2012, 08:31:06 pm »
Granted, you get two days worth of food.

I wish when Rick Santorum speaks, Santorum would foam out of his mouth.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #203 on: January 20, 2012, 09:37:22 pm »
Granted. He talks as much as possible, and his clones eventually take over the world.

I wish the snow would go away for a while so that we could get to the grocery store.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #204 on: January 20, 2012, 09:59:25 pm »
Granted, you accidentally bite your own dick off.

I wish for some more sleep.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #205 on: January 20, 2012, 10:02:16 pm »
A little confused, because my body doesn't have a penis.... but....

Granted. You're in a coma.

I wish I had already read and memorized The Odyssey.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #206 on: January 20, 2012, 10:06:59 pm »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on January 20, 2012, 10:02:16 pm
A little confused, because my body doesn't have a penis.... but....
...And now we know why.

Granted, but you forget it a couple of minutes later.

I wish for some nachos.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #207 on: January 20, 2012, 10:53:49 pm »
Granted. You're deathly allergic to them.

I wish people would stop wishing for food in this game.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #208 on: January 20, 2012, 11:04:46 pm »
Granted, they start wishing for horrible things to happen to you instead.

I wish I was allowed to wish for food again.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #209 on: January 21, 2012, 01:20:25 am »
Wish granted.  You're so busy thinking of food to wish for that you starve to death.

I wish that they'd give Scootaloo an episode.
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