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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1725 on: June 15, 2013, 06:20:49 pm »
Granted. People are now trying to introduce Giant Space Turtle Theory into school curricula instead of Round Earth Theory.

I wish for a burrito. Specifically one that does not contain anything harmful.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1726 on: June 15, 2013, 07:28:43 pm »
Granted, but you drop it on the ground after a single bite.

I wish to be a Watch officer in Ankh-Morpork.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1727 on: June 15, 2013, 07:33:14 pm »
Granted,You are killed in action by some random thief.

I wish I had a RX-78 Gundam that could combine with the Yamato, The Voltron Lions and 12 tanks.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1728 on: June 15, 2013, 07:36:53 pm »
Granted, but the combining process requires that you be torn limb from limb. Have fun with that!

I wish to have a threesome with Emma Watson and Natalie Portman AND that neither of them have any weird fetishes for me to deal with.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1729 on: June 15, 2013, 07:44:30 pm »
Granted but they turn out to have teeth down there.

I wish I had the power to summon forth a trailer that transforms into a exoskeleton for my Gundam and has speakers to torture foes with Phillip-George quotes.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1730 on: June 30, 2013, 09:44:27 pm »
NECRO!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1731 on: June 30, 2013, 09:45:52 pm »
Granted, but you go slowly insane from listening to those same quotes yourself.

I wish to know Dr. Jekyll's secret formula.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1732 on: June 30, 2013, 09:48:11 pm »
Granted, but you are compelled to use it.

I wish to be able to create Energon at will.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1733 on: July 04, 2013, 10:31:56 pm »
Granted, but you are compelled to use it.

I wish to be able to create Energon at will.
Granted, but you are enslaved for the Energon, and tortured whenever you do not create it.

I wish to have the ability to make a person forever obey my every command, with no way for me to be misinterpreted by them, ever, and this to be able to be done by thought alone, so even blinded, rendered mute or unable to write, it still works perfectly.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1734 on: July 05, 2013, 12:39:02 am »
Granted, but every time you successfully issue such a command, someone else comes along and shoves large quantities of ghost pepper paste up your ass and urethra.

I wish it was warmer.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1735 on: July 05, 2013, 12:54:00 am »
Granted, but every time you successfully issue such a command, someone else comes along and shoves large quantities of ghost pepper paste up your ass and urethra.

I wish it was warmer.
Granted. Now you're in Hell.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1736 on: July 05, 2013, 05:00:24 pm »
I wish I had a F-14 that could combine with 4 Aircraft Carriers to form a giant-ass vehicle that could then transform into a giant robot.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1737 on: July 05, 2013, 05:12:43 pm »
Granted, but you can never get it to work.

I wish for a complete collection of George Carlin's performances.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1738 on: July 06, 2013, 03:48:14 am »
Granted, but you can never get it to work.

I wish for a complete collection of George Carlin's performances.
Granted, but they've been magically modified, and his manhood is always on display.

I wish I could go back in time and see Marilyn Manson's "Guns, God and Government" Tour live, not just on DVD.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1739 on: July 06, 2013, 01:22:38 pm »
Granted. You are trampled to death by his fans.

I wish my last geology project hadn't been a complete failure.