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Offline ironbite

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #105 on: January 10, 2012, 12:43:46 pm »
Granted.  Welcome to the Sun.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #106 on: January 10, 2012, 12:51:39 pm »
Granted. You have no talent for magic or for dealing mystery and must watch all the cool wizards and andventurers from the sidelines. You wind up as a simple potato farmer. As a condolence, you do get to have a nice family that doesn’t mind you just being a simple potato farmer.

I wish I was the most epic potato farmer ever.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #107 on: January 10, 2012, 02:44:11 pm »
Granted:  Watching from the sidelines makes Ironbite jealous, so he switches to becoming an awesome wheat farmer, convinces everyone to eat pasta instead of potatoes and you go out of business and have to sell your farm and work for Ironbite from now on.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #108 on: January 10, 2012, 08:54:17 pm »
Granted. You soon find all that marine training in beach landings was completely useless and now you have no idea how to fight in space. Naturally, you don't last for very long.

I wish I had some Doritos.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #109 on: January 11, 2012, 02:01:59 am »
Granted, but you can't get the bag open.

I wish that people weren't so stupid.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #110 on: January 11, 2012, 02:36:34 am »
Granted, but in return you become stupid.

I wish all sexists, racists, and fundies all suddenly disappear from the world or die from something painful like falling face first in a fireplace or cancer.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #111 on: January 11, 2012, 07:07:03 am »
Granted. But their burning hatred is eternal and reanimates their corpses, causing a worldwide bigot zombie apocolypse.

I wish that Earth's moon really was made of cheese.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #112 on: January 11, 2012, 07:32:31 am »
Granted. You are forced to retroactively supply all the milk used in the formation of said cheese.

I wish for some marshmallows.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #113 on: January 11, 2012, 10:21:56 am »
Granted, but they are all 100 metre cubes and no way will they fit in your house. You have to try to eat them outdoors, which is all very well until it rains. One day you find a family of potato farmers living in the hollowed out shell of one of the giant marshmallows. For some reason this depresses you.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #114 on: January 11, 2012, 10:24:48 am »
Granted, it's really cool by the standards of 8 year old girls. You shall be forever known as Princess Loveyhair.

I wish I wouldn't keep forgetting to wish for stuff.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #115 on: January 11, 2012, 01:36:25 pm »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on January 11, 2012, 10:24:48 am
Granted, it's really cool by the standards of 8 year old girls. You shall be forever known as Princess Loveyhair.

I wish I wouldn't keep forgetting to wish for stuff.
Granted, but you only remember to wish for potatoes.

I wish I hadn't continued the potato jokes.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #116 on: January 11, 2012, 05:22:45 pm »
Granted. Instead, you continued the mosquito jokes.

I wish for world peace.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #117 on: January 11, 2012, 09:55:01 pm »
Granted, but the earth gets blown up the day after.

I wish we could play video games like this:
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #118 on: January 11, 2012, 10:35:47 pm »
Granted. Due to the obesity epidemic in this country, so many people die from overexertion that the system is recalled within a month.

I wish I had something to eat.
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Quote from: TheL on February 27, 2012, 03:10:27 pm
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #119 on: January 11, 2012, 11:11:05 pm »
Granted. You are served a nice steaming turd.

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