Art - brilliant!
Try these:
1 ) smipple (n)
2 ) arctophthallic (adj)
3 ) neurometastatic (adj)
4 ) faarle (n)
5 ) shadput (v)
6 ) garley (adv)
7 ) sophormasticism (n)
8 ) porkholler (v)
9 ) mookhfimble (n)
10 ) hollollolol (adj)
smipple (n) - a smug simpleton
arctophtallic (adj) - relating to the use of artichokes as sex toys
neurometastic (adj) - of or relating to writers block
faarle (n) - a dissatisfied customer
shadput (vi) - to feel elated
garley (n) - (slang) a person who adds garlic to everything
sophormatism (n) - the belief that all computers should have good security
porkholler (v) - to say something moronic and demonstrably false in earnest
mookhfimble (n) - a clumsy mook
hollollolol (adj) - of or pertaining to Internet humor
By the way "the act of" on verbs is incorrect. If it's the act of something, it SHOULD be a noun. /grammar nazi