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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #210 on: January 18, 2012, 12:03:53 am »
Look, man.  I don't use your photograph manipulation programs.  I don't understand your fancy technical jargon like layers, and blur, and lens flare.  In my day, we made lines on a piece of paper with a hunk of graphite, and we were happy, dagnabbit!
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« Reply #211 on: January 18, 2012, 12:11:56 am »
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« Reply #212 on: January 18, 2012, 12:21:00 am »
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« Reply #213 on: January 18, 2012, 12:22:01 am »


Where is that dryer located at?? I'll spend all day there(Yes, I LOVE my bacon).

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« Reply #214 on: January 18, 2012, 01:46:55 am »


Where is that dryer located at?? I'll spend all day there(Yes, I LOVE my bacon).

If creationists wanted to point to the existence of a loving god they would show you a pig and all the wonderful foodstuffs that comes from this animal.

...and then you would still own them by pointing out that the Judeo-Christian-Islamic god hates bacon and it says so right in their holy book.
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« Reply #215 on: January 18, 2012, 01:59:24 am »
Off topic: why DO the Abrahamic religions hate bacon so much? All three--Christianity, Judaism, and Islam--specifically forbid eating pork and call the pig an 'unclean' animal in ways that makes it clear it doesn't just mean it's physically dirty. I've heard a two explanations for this: that in the hot climates where these three religions originated, pigs roll in mud and urine to keep cool because they can't sweat, making them filthy and disgusting, and that they have cloven hooves like demons were said to have and that made them 'bad' or 'evil'. (And that this is why Judaism also forbids eating certain other animals, like goats, because they also have cloven hooves.) I don't know which, if either, is true or if there's some other reason.
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« Reply #216 on: January 18, 2012, 02:07:07 am »
There are a few possible reasons.  For one thing, pigs are a poor choice for a food animal in the desert, simply because of the relative cost in terms of resources to raise them (they like to have a lot of water around).  For another, the Jewish dietary laws (upon which the others were based) tend to discriminate against animals seen to go against the "natural" order.  Pigs have cloven hooves, but they don't chew cud like cows or other animals you're supposed to eat.  There was something suspect about them and their place in God's creation.
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« Reply #217 on: January 18, 2012, 02:20:49 am »
There's also the fact that eating pork back in the day was hit or miss.  Nowadays pork is pretty safe to eat but back then it was crawling with buggies that made a mess of your insides.  Couple that with the fact that there's a reason we call human flesh "longpork" and so there's that taboo there.

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« Reply #218 on: January 18, 2012, 05:03:17 am »


Don't mind me. Just posting funny pics and resolving the above conversation in one fell swoop.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #219 on: January 18, 2012, 05:28:05 am »




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« Reply #220 on: January 18, 2012, 09:24:13 am »
I was watching this episode of The Simpsons, and I thought this scene would make a good Forever Alone thing. So I made one.


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« Reply #221 on: January 18, 2012, 11:40:32 am »
There's also the fact that eating pork back in the day was hit or miss.  Nowadays pork is pretty safe to eat but back then it was crawling with buggies that made a mess of your insides.  Couple that with the fact that there's a reason we call human flesh "longpork" and so there's that taboo there.

This, primarily. Same thing with shellfish at the time.

Hence why they aren't considered edible.

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« Reply #222 on: January 18, 2012, 01:02:26 pm »
Hades, that is awesomely awesome. I shall save it.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #224 on: January 19, 2012, 02:37:57 am »




Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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