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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #810 on: July 16, 2012, 12:40:44 pm »


What the hell is wrong with cyberpunk?

What is wrong with trilateralism? Or LOTR? Or postmodernism, vegetarism and alt "Comix"?

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #811 on: July 16, 2012, 12:52:38 pm »


What the hell is wrong with cyberpunk?

What is wrong with trilateralism? Or LOTR? Or postmodernism, vegetarism and alt "Comix"?

And if I could levitate I would. Because that would be awesome.




My problem with post-modernism is that it's pretentious. But it certainly doesn't constitute demonic possession.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #812 on: July 16, 2012, 01:47:34 pm »
If pretentiousness were an indicator of demonic possession, a whole lotta fundies would be agents of Satan right now.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #813 on: July 16, 2012, 01:49:24 pm »
Vegetarianism?  Really?

Re-birthing?  Isn't that the torturous technique quacks use on adopted kids to help them "bond" with their adopted parents?

Of course, it isn't a holier-than-thou ministry if it doesn't include the unholy trinity of video games, Dungeons and Dragons, and Harry Potter.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #814 on: July 16, 2012, 01:50:37 pm »


What the hell is wrong with cyberpunk?

Besides Scientology, Twilight films, and vampirism and lycanthropy (presuming the latter exist), what's wrong with any of those things on the list?
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #815 on: July 16, 2012, 02:00:36 pm »
Re-birthing?  Isn't that the torturous technique quacks use on adopted kids to help them "bond" with their adopted parents?

Yup. Though apparently it's also a quack medicine technique that tries to free you of the trauma of being born (which you are repressing because of your cellular memory).

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #816 on: July 16, 2012, 03:28:53 pm »
Lycanthropy isn't evil! Grrrrrrr!  I'll eat you!  Arooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #817 on: July 16, 2012, 03:30:13 pm »


What the hell is wrong with cyberpunk?
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #818 on: July 16, 2012, 06:30:28 pm »
My problem with post-modernism is that it's pretentious. But it certainly doesn't constitute demonic possession.

My problem with it is that it pretends to be more complex than it actually is.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #819 on: July 16, 2012, 06:43:49 pm »
Wow, it's a good thing I never learned how to levitate and never got bit by a werewolf!  Talk about dodging the demonic bullet!

Also, my friend is a Mason (he was actually in charge of his lodge for a year).  The very first requirement they have is that you believe and follow God, as in Abhrahamic God.  so how is a group, that requires it followers to follow God, demonic?
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #820 on: July 16, 2012, 06:44:53 pm »
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #821 on: July 16, 2012, 06:55:14 pm »
Wow, it's a good thing I never learned how to levitate and never got bit by a werewolf!  Talk about dodging the demonic bullet!

Also, my friend is a Mason (he was actually in charge of his lodge for a year).  The very first requirement they have is that you believe and follow God, as in Abhrahamic God.  so how is a group, that requires it followers to follow God, demonic?

Because of the occult symbolism.  Clearly occult = Satan.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #822 on: July 16, 2012, 07:13:18 pm »
Also, my friend is a Mason (he was actually in charge of his lodge for a year).  The very first requirement they have is that you believe and follow God, as in Abhrahamic God.  so how is a group, that requires it followers to follow God, demonic?

According to Jack Chick, though you believe in your whole heart you are worshiping God, the higher ups in the lodge are actually turning your worship into Satan worship. Don’t ask me how that works.

That list looks like it is from a Chick tract. So Masonry being on it is no surprise.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #823 on: July 16, 2012, 07:28:07 pm »


What the hell is wrong with cyberpunk?

"Video games"
"Rock music"
"Heavy metal music"

I wonder if that applies to Christian rock bands and those NES bible games?

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #824 on: July 16, 2012, 08:17:10 pm »


What the hell is wrong with cyberpunk?

"Video games"
"Rock music"
"Heavy metal music"

I wonder if that applies to Christian rock bands and those NES bible games?
Those games aren't very Christian (seeing as the SNES one literally is Wolfenstein)