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Offline Hades

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #120 on: January 15, 2013, 09:02:42 am »
I think I speak for everyone when I say that it should be considered a crime against humanity that MaybeNever doesn't write for a living.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #121 on: January 24, 2013, 12:54:50 am »
Deimos: Ohhhhh my gooood
Deimos: I just saw an for a hauling company
Deimos: Called
Deimos: Jolly's U-pull it
Deimos: Fappage!
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #122 on: January 26, 2013, 02:28:07 am »
12:25 AM - MaybeNever: Mostly because you love Spock
12:25 AM - Antechrist: I do not love Spock.
12:26 AM - MaybeNever: Fascinating
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #123 on: February 10, 2013, 11:55:50 pm »
Context who needs context!?


Emperor Of Zombies: I just got some it feels weird in my mouth
Emperor Of Zombies: wow does that sound dirty
Antechrist: Just a bit
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #124 on: February 24, 2013, 09:48:01 pm »
Deimos: also
Deimos: take note
Deimos: wondering aloud if your rectum could be used as a pocket
Deimos: apparently not socially acceptable
Deimos: whod thunk it
Damen: ...
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #125 on: February 24, 2013, 09:50:18 pm »
Quote from: Damen on February 24, 2013, 09:48:01 pm
Deimos: also
Deimos: take note
Deimos: wondering aloud if your rectum could be used as a pocket
Deimos: apparently not socially acceptable
Deimos: whod thunk it
Damen: ...
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #126 on: February 28, 2013, 02:52:48 am »
During a discussion about our hatred of our hair

Emperor Of Zombies: I wish I had straight hair it’s so much easier to manage than curly hair
Antechrist: Tell me about it.
Antechrist: And hairdressers are more likely to fuck up curly hair.
Antechrist: Mines kind of like 3B
Emperor Of Zombies: apparently i have the 4C hair
Antechrist: I can definitely see that being tough to manage.
Emperor Of Zombies: I kinda hate my ex in this regard she has such straight bouncy hair
Antechrist: Lucky chick.
Emperor Of Zombies: yeah apparently it runs In her family
Emperor Of Zombies: makes me wonder if we actually did stay together long enough to have kids what would the look like since my girlfriend was Hispanic
Antechrist: They're probably be gorgeous. Afro-Latino kids usually are.
Emperor Of Zombies: My kids would be the envy of all the parents
Antechrist: LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES
Emperor Of Zombies: and to the IM thread this go’s
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #127 on: March 04, 2013, 12:27:33 am »
Damen: It seems my cock is a powerlifter.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #128 on: March 04, 2013, 12:28:55 am »
I do not deny this.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #129 on: March 09, 2013, 06:39:50 am »
4:27 AM - MaybeNever: Turn you on, eh?
4:27 AM - MaybeNever: The sum of the squares of the two sides of a right triangle are equal to the square of the hypotenuse!
4:27 AM - MaybeNever: Wait, that's teaching you a lesson.
4:27 AM - MaybeNever: About trigonometry!
4:27 AM - Antechrist: Keep going.
4:28 AM - MaybeNever: In 1871 the Prussian conquest of France resulted in the annexation of the territories of Alsace-Lorraine, which became a major point of contention leading to World War I!
4:28 AM - Antechrist: Don't stop.
4:28 AM - Antechrist: I'm almost there.
4:29 AM - MaybeNever: Karl Marx was a theorist supported by his wealthy capitalist friend Friedrich Engels!
4:29 AM - Antechrist: YES
4:29 AM - MaybeNever: Oh baby, Ottoman dominance over Egypt waned over the nineteenth century until in 1882 British gunboats bombarded its capital and established a protectorate.
4:29 AM - Antechrist: Uhhhhnnnnnn
4:29 AM - Antechrist: Uuuuunnnnn
4:30 AM - Antechrist: Ahhhhh
4:31 AM - MaybeNever: The Oxford comma is any comma used to delineate a series of statements, but is contentious as in some cases it clarifies and in others obscures meaning.
4:31 AM - MaybeNever: All over your tits.
4:31 AM - Antechrist: arrrrrrrrhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHh
4:31 AM - Antechrist: Ahhhhh
4:31 AM - Antechrist: ahhhhhh
4:31 AM - Antechrist: ...
4:31 AM - Antechrist: Ah.
4:31 AM - Antechrist: I'm spent.
4:32 AM - MaybeNever: Made history come alive.
4:33 AM - MaybeNever: Intelligence is the best aphrodisiac.
4:34 AM - MaybeNever: Unfortunately we will have to disentangle ours for awhile, so I can go be asleep for a bit.
4:34 AM - Antechrist: Just like a man to fall asleep after orgasm.
4:34 AM - MaybeNever: :(
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #130 on: March 09, 2013, 02:33:44 pm »
Giggity.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #131 on: March 12, 2013, 03:18:18 am »
Chad Sexington: but I'm not a ninja
Damen: Yes you are.
Damen: Wanna know how I know?
Chad Sexington: ok, how
Damen: Because you're a guy. And if there is another human in a two block radius we turn into ninjas when rubbing one out.
Chad Sexington:  :o
Damen: We are the wind! *whishwhishwhish*
Chad Sexington: dude...
Damen: See?
Damen: Told ya.
Damen:  ;D
Chad Sexington:  :-[
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #132 on: March 23, 2013, 09:00:56 pm »
Caitshidhe: call my quirky but I prefer pussy to taste like pussy
Caitshidhe: ...this is going in the quote thread, isn't it?
Damen: *angel face*
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #133 on: March 23, 2013, 09:02:00 pm »
...you forgot the most important bit that precedes those lines:

caitshidhe: I CAN'T EAT RELIGIOUS PUSSY, OKAY??
damen178: I can. Tastes like delusion.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #134 on: March 23, 2013, 09:03:31 pm »
We're going to hell...which may or may not exist.
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