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Repubs: Obama is acting like a leader!
« on: January 18, 2013, 03:50:42 am »
In a brilliant move that left my sides somewhere in the second and fourth dimensions, respectively, the Republican party has declared that Obama is using the position of Presidency to act like a leader.

Yes, really.

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Re: Repubs: Obama is acting like a leader!
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2013, 04:57:00 am »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Borowitz


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Andy Borowitz (born January 4, 1958) is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who won the first National Press Club award for humor.

He is known for creating the satirical column "The Borowitz Report", which has an audience in the millions and was acquired by The New Yorker. In a profile on CBS News Sunday Morning he was called "one of the funniest people in America."[1]



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Re: Repubs: Obama is acting like a leader!
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2013, 04:59:53 am »
Isn't it sad when saying members of the opposition party are agreeing with the President has become a joke?
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Re: Repubs: Obama is acting like a leader!
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2013, 12:19:25 pm »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Borowitz


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Andy Borowitz (born January 4, 1958) is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who won the first National Press Club award for humor.

He is known for creating the satirical column "The Borowitz Report", which has an audience in the millions and was acquired by The New Yorker. In a profile on CBS News Sunday Morning he was called "one of the funniest people in America."[1]

Damn.

Should have known.

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Re: Repubs: Obama is acting like a leader!
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 01:11:30 pm »
The first few lines seemed believable enough (although I suspected quotemining) but by the time I got to the end I did think that it had to be satire.
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Re: Repubs: Obama is acting like a leader!
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2013, 06:58:56 pm »
Yeah. That was pretty clearly satire.
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