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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #61 on: September 24, 2013, 08:18:56 pm »
This one gives me hope for my future and that's a wonderful thing.

Out of curiosity, how does it give you hope for your future?  Pardon if it's obvious and I'm just dense.
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She wouldn't mellow out, she'd become convinced she's demon-possesed and call a priest. Also, she doesn't eat baked goods unless she bakes them herself.

Because Betty Crocker is too progressive and Quaker promotes wrong and sinful religious ideas?
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #62 on: September 24, 2013, 08:36:36 pm »
I had a Quaker joke but I lost it after I thought of it. Dammit.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #63 on: September 24, 2013, 08:54:17 pm »
Because Betty Crocker is too progressive and Quaker promotes wrong and sinful religious ideas?
No, because she's a vegan.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #64 on: September 25, 2013, 08:01:14 pm »
Mockery of ideas you don't comprehend or understand is the surest mark of unintelligence.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #65 on: September 25, 2013, 08:11:42 pm »
What the fuck

Well, he's got the wrong doctor as his favorite (Three is best, bitches!), but points!
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #66 on: September 25, 2013, 08:24:58 pm »
.....7!

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #67 on: September 25, 2013, 09:17:37 pm »
Fifth Doctor for life!

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #68 on: September 26, 2013, 02:50:22 am »
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #69 on: September 26, 2013, 05:58:28 am »
Nine. Praise be the Oncoming Storm.

Also, lol "No, you have to respect my views and turn it off! It’s against my religion; it’s evil! Now turn it off!" Yeah okay lady.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #70 on: September 26, 2013, 07:33:01 am »
Fourth doctor. His scarf is metal as fuck.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #71 on: September 26, 2013, 10:04:17 am »
11 is my favorite so far, but I have high hopes for 12.

And back on topic: This is just too cute.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #72 on: September 26, 2013, 01:25:02 pm »
Suddenly this topic got derailed to Doctor Who.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #73 on: September 26, 2013, 02:40:15 pm »
What d'ya mean suddenly? If we just randomly decided to talk of Doctor Who that'd be suddenly.

Oh, who in their right mind buys hundreds of trinkets at an airport?

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