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Re: Futurama Wasn't Kidding
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2012, 01:47:42 pm »
Apparently, the sole purpose of this gadget is to look at porn

surprise, surprise....

Well duh.
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Re: Futurama Wasn't Kidding
« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2012, 05:42:53 pm »
Shut up and take my money!

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Re: Futurama Wasn't Kidding
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2012, 09:27:57 pm »
i saw this on the daily show a few nights ago, i agree with stewarts sentiment...

someone is gonna get hit by a bus.
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Re: Futurama Wasn't Kidding
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2012, 10:13:12 pm »
This is what I call technologically enhanced Darwinism. Learn to break your addiction to [insert electronic device here] otherwise it will cause you to break.
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Re: Futurama Wasn't Kidding
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2012, 08:34:11 pm »
I wonder how long it will take for the military to weaponize this?

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Re: Futurama Wasn't Kidding
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2012, 06:20:07 pm »
I wonder how long it will take for the military to weaponize this?

Now you too can have real life scouters! It will probably cost over 9000 USD though.
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Re: Futurama Wasn't Kidding
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2012, 04:24:32 am »
I wonder how long it will take for the military to weaponize this?

i bet they already have funding.
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Re: Futurama Wasn't Kidding
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2012, 12:48:37 pm »
It's definitely cool and all, but I can see this being abused heavily as well as some people getting even MORE addicted to the internet.
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Re: Futurama Wasn't Kidding
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2012, 02:56:10 pm »
I wonder how long it will take for the military to weaponize this?

i bet they already have funding.
Might already exist seeing how this is the least bizarre thing DARPA has

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Re: Futurama Wasn't Kidding
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2012, 08:50:56 am »
Nice to know that R&D funding is going to stuff like this rather than solving the energy crisis, or water shortages, or neglected diseases, or repairing the USA's tattered infrastructure, or the hundreds of other much better things I could think of besides new electronic toys for the wealthy.
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Re: Futurama Wasn't Kidding
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2012, 05:24:23 pm »
Nice to know that R&D funding is going to stuff like this rather than solving the energy crisis, or water shortages, or neglected diseases, or repairing the USA's tattered infrastructure, or the hundreds of other much better things I could think of besides new electronic toys for the wealthy.

I'm sorry but... what? This is something developed by Google, not the government. The weaponizing and DARPA references are what are referred to as "jokes".