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Title: A "true christian's" take on the Philippines.
Post by: the_ignored on November 12, 2013, 11:07:42 pm
What does Jim Solouki have to say  about the typhoon (http://creationsciencestudy.wordpress.com/2013/11/09/god-is-punishing-the-philippines/)?

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Did you know that God is punishing the Philippines for their tolerance of homosexuality, prostitution, Catholicism, and other sins? The Philippines are about to feel Gods wrath in the powerful form of a cyclone so great that the world has never experienced one of this intensity. If those of you in the Philippines had repented, you would not need to be punished. But you tolerate prostitution, homosexuality, and adultery, and God will make an example of you, much like he has with Haiti.

Title: Re: A "true christian's" take on the Philippines.
Post by: ironbite on November 12, 2013, 11:21:43 pm
STOP MAKING STUPID STATEMENTS!
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Post by: Ironchew on November 12, 2013, 11:52:53 pm
Hey, at least he gets the attention.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on November 12, 2013, 11:52:59 pm
Yeah, sure. A typhoon in a region that's rather susceptible to typhoons. Yeah, that's totally not normal weather patterns or anything, it could only be the almighty sky fairy throwing a hissy fit. Makes perfect sense.
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Post by: Dakota Bob on November 13, 2013, 07:07:00 am
A recurring theme here seems to be that their magic beardy man is a fucking asshole.
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Post by: RavynousHunter on November 13, 2013, 10:22:08 am
Quote from: Dakota Bob on November 13, 2013, 07:07:00 am
A recurring theme here seems to be that their magic beardy man is a fucking asshole.

That's what happens when you worship the Jewish version of fucking Ares, God of Temper Tantrums.
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Post by: Old Viking on November 13, 2013, 03:50:45 pm
Given his record for accuracy, I'd say God was probably pissed at the residents of Labrador.
Title: Re: A "true christian's" take on the Philippines.
Post by: the_ignored on November 13, 2013, 04:55:09 pm
Quote from: Art Vandelay on November 12, 2013, 11:52:59 pm
Yeah, sure. A typhoon in a region that's rather susceptible to typhoons. Yeah, that's totally not normal weather patterns or anything, it could only be the almighty sky fairy throwing a hissy fit. Makes perfect sense.
What was the Atreides motto that Duncan Idaho once quoted?  (in the book "House of Corrino"?)

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No warning, no ambiguity, no mercy
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Well, biblegod has scored a one out of three so far.
Title: Re: A "true christian's" take on the Philippines.
Post by: Cataclysm on November 14, 2013, 01:18:48 pm
I'm calling poe.

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Jim and I recomend a Truthful Christian site called landoverbaptist.org. Landover Baptist is one of the oldest churches in America that has granted salvation since 1620

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Edward Current is right! We need to reject the Intelligent Design delusion and bring back Creation Science, the True Science!

Let us follow the lead of Current, and win the war on atheism!

Checkmate atheists!

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Kent Hovind, True Christian scientist, was jailed by the Federal Government on fake charges because he dared question the doctrine of Darwinism and support the Truth of Creation.

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Rick Santorum is important for America since he professes to be a True Christian, and he also wants to restore America back to they way it was when the Pilgrims founded this great nation.

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How will Satan torture PZ Myers in Hell?

with fire
with nails
with acid
with polka music
with whips
with boiling oil
with razor blades
through humiliation
with solitude
by perpetual castration
with repeated beatings
with ice
all of the above, plus more!
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Who will you meet in Hell? Here’s a list:

 
(click to show/hide)

If you continue to reject Jesus….YOU!

Definitely poe.
Title: Re: A "true christian's" take on the Philippines.
Post by: RavynousHunter on November 14, 2013, 10:36:33 pm
You know, they go on and on about how Judas is in hell.  Without him, Jesus' "sacrifice" never would have happened.  He served a critical role in our supposed path to salvation.  Why in the name of sanity would he be tortured if, thru HIS actions, we can seek salvation thru Christ?  Without Judas, we'd have to have gotten our salvation thru malaria or something much less dramatic, and far less interesting.  If anything, Judas is the holiest man next to effing Christ himself.
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Post by: Witchyjoshy on November 14, 2013, 11:21:32 pm
I think there are some sects of Christianity that believe that Judas's role was so necessary that God essentially forgave him outright.

...Or perhaps I'm confusing Hellsing for reality again.
Title: Re: A "true christian's" take on the Philippines.
Post by: Cerim Treascair on November 15, 2013, 01:32:49 pm
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on November 14, 2013, 11:21:32 pm
I think there are some sects of Christianity that believe that Judas's role was so necessary that God essentially forgave him outright.

...Or perhaps I'm confusing Hellsing for reality again.

Kinda sad when anime makes more sense than reality...
Title: Re: A "true christian's" take on the Philippines.
Post by: Witchyjoshy on November 15, 2013, 01:46:41 pm
Quote from: Cerim Treascair on November 15, 2013, 01:32:49 pm
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on November 14, 2013, 11:21:32 pm
I think there are some sects of Christianity that believe that Judas's role was so necessary that God essentially forgave him outright.

...Or perhaps I'm confusing Hellsing for reality again.

Kinda sad when anime makes more sense than reality...

I'm actually kinda serious, though, I seem to remember there being a line of thought that actually didn't condemn Judas to hell for being the instrument of God's design.

Problem is, I don't trust my memory much anymore.
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Post by: Canadian Mojo on November 15, 2013, 07:46:16 pm
Doesn't Judas throw that whole freewill thing Christians are always talking about into a bit of a disarray?
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Post by: MadCatTLX on November 15, 2013, 08:20:00 pm
Don't some people argue that Jesus actually secretly told Judas to turn him in to the Romans?
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Post by: kefkaownsall on November 15, 2013, 09:51:41 pm
Well in Dante he's in the 9th layer so yeah also Brutus so fuck you democacy
Title: Re: A "true christian's" take on the Philippines.
Post by: davedan on November 16, 2013, 01:29:48 am
They are in the 9th level being gnawed on by one of satan's three heads because they committed the horrible crime of betraying a friend to murder. Funny that as Brutus and Cassius were both in the 9th level  Dante thought Julius Caesar was twice as important as Jesus.
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Post by: Stormwarden on November 17, 2013, 01:12:33 am
There was a Book of Judas that was recently translated that was all but destroyed by the Council of Nicaea (sp?), during the RCC's formation.
Title: Re: A "true christian's" take on the Philippines.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on November 18, 2013, 05:26:50 pm
Quote from: MadCatTLX on November 15, 2013, 08:20:00 pm
Don't some people argue that Jesus actually secretly told Judas to turn him in to the Romans?

Something along those lines, yes.