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« Reply #1260 on: March 28, 2012, 02:04:59 pm »
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« Reply #1261 on: March 28, 2012, 02:35:15 pm »
Am I the only one who assumes that experienced wizards, especially evil dark wizards, would know how to magically deflect bullets?
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« Reply #1262 on: March 28, 2012, 04:28:19 pm »
That's not the point
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« Reply #1263 on: March 28, 2012, 05:05:04 pm »
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« Reply #1264 on: March 28, 2012, 06:33:16 pm »
Am I the only one who assumes that experienced wizards, especially evil dark wizards, would know how to magically deflect bullets?
I imagine a lot of them wouldn't. Most wizards don't even know what a gun is, let alone how to defend against it.

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« Reply #1265 on: March 28, 2012, 06:45:24 pm »
Am I the only one who assumes that experienced wizards, especially evil dark wizards, would know how to magically deflect bullets?
I imagine a lot of them wouldn't. Most wizards don't even know what a gun is, let alone how to defend against it.
That’s what Rowling basically said. But I don’t buy it, because their are plenty of muggle-borns and half-bloods that would know what a gun is. And I would expect at least a few of them to at least try to come up with a good defensel.
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« Reply #1266 on: March 28, 2012, 06:51:57 pm »
Or a spell that makes their wand shoot bullets.

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« Reply #1267 on: March 28, 2012, 06:56:15 pm »
Am I the only one who assumes that experienced wizards, especially evil dark wizards, would know how to magically deflect bullets?
I imagine a lot of them wouldn't. Most wizards don't even know what a gun is, let alone how to defend against it.
That’s what Rowling basically said. But I don’t buy it, because their are plenty of muggle-borns and half-bloods that would know what a gun is. And I would expect at least a few of them to at least try to come up with a good defensel.
Half-bloods and muggle borns, sure, but the pure blooded wizards typically have fuck all contact with the outside world and even the pure bloods who do make an effort to try and learn about muggle tech still struggle to understand even the basics of how things such as firearms work (case in point: Arthur Weasley), much less how to counter them. Combine that with the fact that wizards have even less practical experience than theoretical in countering firearms and I think any horcrux-less wizard could quite easily be taken down with a simple shot to the head.

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« Reply #1268 on: March 28, 2012, 06:58:53 pm »
That's a funny image -- after all his horcruxes have been destroyed, Voldemort getting shot in the face and killed.
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« Reply #1269 on: March 28, 2012, 07:23:45 pm »


I think, more than anything else, the mental imagery that I get from this is what amuses me most.
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« Reply #1270 on: March 28, 2012, 08:45:51 pm »
Am I the only one who assumes that experienced wizards, especially evil dark wizards, would know how to magically deflect bullets?
I imagine a lot of them wouldn't. Most wizards don't even know what a gun is, let alone how to defend against it.
That’s what Rowling basically said. But I don’t buy it, because their are plenty of muggle-borns and half-bloods that would know what a gun is. And I would expect at least a few of them to at least try to come up with a good defensel.
Half-bloods and muggle borns, sure, but the pure blooded wizards typically have fuck all contact with the outside world and even the pure bloods who do make an effort to try and learn about muggle tech still struggle to understand even the basics of how things such as firearms work (case in point: Arthur Weasley), much less how to counter them. Combine that with the fact that wizards have even less practical experience than theoretical in countering firearms and I think any horcrux-less wizard could quite easily be taken down with a simple shot to the head.

Well, yeah. I’m not disagreeing with any assertion about the wizards that were raised well away from muggles. I just find it funny that apparently every muggle born ever seems to have decided to cut all contact with the muggle world just as thoroughly as the “purebloods.”

I think, more than anything else, the mental imagery that I get from this is what amuses me most.

Not sure what you need mental imagery for. They got a plain ol’ photo right there for your viewing pleasure. :D
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1271 on: March 28, 2012, 09:01:32 pm »
Hey it wasn't me this time that derailed the thread with Harry Potter things. Yay?

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« Reply #1272 on: March 28, 2012, 09:26:13 pm »
Hey it wasn't me this time that derailed the thread with Harry Potter things. Yay?

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« Reply #1273 on: March 28, 2012, 09:34:36 pm »
Well, yeah. I’m not disagreeing with any assertion about the wizards that were raised well away from muggles. I just find it funny that apparently every muggle born ever seems to have decided to cut all contact with the muggle world just as thoroughly as the “purebloods.”
It is a little odd I must say. If, for example, one of them figured out that a paper currency is better than precious metals and used it to start up a rival bank, they'd run Gringotts out of business within a month. Or if someone realised that using tactics to complement magical prowess in large fights was a good idea. Even Voldemort's personal army would get completely flattened, especially if they used brooms to gain and exploit air superiority.

Hell, just a wizard-run paper mill or pen factory would make a fucking mountain of cash, considering they still use parchment and quills.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1274 on: March 28, 2012, 09:58:37 pm »
Yeah. As far as I know, the only explanation for the lack of technological development was that magic somehow interfered with electronics. But ballpoint pens, paper, and firearms do not require electronics.

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