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Title: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Saturn500 on March 03, 2013, 12:31:04 am
Poster 1 asks a question

Poster 2 answers, then asks a new question.

I'll start, naturally:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 03, 2013, 12:43:09 am
None woodchucks are actually secretly building a wood mech to wage war against the beavers.


How many times have I been punched in the face (Hint its more than 2 less than 11)
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Feral Dog on March 03, 2013, 12:53:43 am
None woodchucks are actually secretly building a wood mech to wage war against the beavers.


How many times have I been punched in the face (Hint its more than 2 less than 11)

Between 3 and 10 times

What were your two favorite Late 1990's/ Early 2000's cartoons?
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Post by: Alehksunos on March 03, 2013, 12:58:03 am
Spongebob Squarepants (prior to The Movie) and Invader Zim. The last few Nicktoons worth a damn (for the record, the last Nicktoon I've liked was My Life As a Teenage Robot. Yes, I loved that show, so shut up).

(Christ, I have a shitty taste in cartoons, but it could've been worse...)

How often do I change my avatars (ignoring February)?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 03, 2013, 01:40:54 am
Whenever you feel like it?

You find yourself stranded in the middle of a golf course. It's raining quite heavily and you're butt naked. What do you do?
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Post by: Southern Comforter on March 03, 2013, 01:44:17 am
Why, search for ducks, of course. Ducks are always on golf courses and always know the fastest way out of them! Yeah, they'll probably peck mercilessly at my exposed, sensitive areas, but it's still worth a shot!

So you're making out with your honey, when all of a sudden the girl rings. You pick it up, and a voice on the other line says, "what are you doing with my daughter." You ask your girl what's going on, but she says, "my dad is dead." THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Feral Dog on March 03, 2013, 02:49:29 am
Why, search for ducks, of course. Ducks are always on golf courses and always know the fastest way out of them! Yeah, they'll probably peck mercilessly at my exposed, sensitive areas, but it's still worth a shot!

So you're making out with your honey, when all of a sudden the girl rings. You pick it up, and a voice on the other line says, "what are you doing with my daughter." You ask your girl what's going on, but she says, "my dad is dead." THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Well obviously she should Throw it on the Ground.

Invent a whole-body sign language, or invent a language spoken with the mouth closed?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on March 03, 2013, 01:53:35 pm
Invent a language spoken with the mouth closed that way I can still talk while keeping silent in class


Watch a really bad movie for twelve hours straight or play a bad video game for twelve hours straight?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Saturn500 on March 03, 2013, 02:11:46 pm
Bad movie.

How would you improve Steam Greenlight?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 03, 2013, 02:17:29 pm
With a dance competition. Preferably late 60's roller disco. Bell bottoms and afros were awesome.

Why do fools fall in love?
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Post by: Southern Comforter on March 03, 2013, 02:45:01 pm
Why do birds sing so gay? And lovers await the break of day, why do they fall in looooooooooooooooooooooooooove?

(http://dmvculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Frankie-lymon.jpg)

If a car made of diamonds crashes into a wall made of diamonds, what happens?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on March 03, 2013, 02:53:06 pm
Rich people shed a tear of jealousy.

What happens if everybody on a boat is so seasick, even the captain, that they can't make it back to shore and just keep getting sicker?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 03, 2013, 03:08:04 pm
They drown in their own puke.  Either they do that or they release tons of vomit into the ocean.

What's your life's ambition?
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Post by: Southern Comforter on March 03, 2013, 03:30:05 pm
To be the very best. Like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

A dog approaches you with a sign around its neck, reading, "halp, humen traped in doag boddi. plz gif chasbugrer." Do you A.) give it a cheeseburger, or B.) take it to a research facility?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 03, 2013, 04:45:21 pm
I do both.

Can you feel the feels tonight?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 03, 2013, 05:07:28 pm
No, no I can not.


Have you ever seen "The Stranger" in your friends , lovers etc?  (Fuck yeah to whoever gets what song this is a reference to.)
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 03, 2013, 06:01:45 pm
No I have not.  I also don't get the reference - though I could cheat with Google, perhaps.

Do you like coffee?
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Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 03, 2013, 06:09:49 pm
No.

On a scale from yellow to Abraham Lincoln, what did the cow say when it jumped over the moon?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 03, 2013, 08:05:50 pm
I'm sorry.  I don't speak pothead.

What's your current favorite TV show?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 03, 2013, 08:21:33 pm
Arrow.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many individual peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 03, 2013, 08:27:01 pm
Enough to make a mean salsa.

Do you think penises are sexy?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 03, 2013, 09:49:02 pm
Not particularly, no.

You stumble upon a hidden room in your house, that nobody has even known about, much less accessed, for hundreds of years. In the centre of the room is a small coffee, upon which there is a plunger. There is nothing else of note in this room. What do you do?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 03, 2013, 10:21:15 pm
>take plunger

If you could indulge one fetish (no matter how unrealistic), what would it be?  Why would you choose said fetish?

(So Art:  Is "coffee" short for "coffee table?)
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 03, 2013, 10:35:34 pm
(So Art:  Is "coffee" short for "coffee table?)
Goddamnit, I swear I that word.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: rookie on March 04, 2013, 02:54:06 pm
>take plunger

If you could indulge one fetish (no matter how unrealistic), what would it be?  Why would you choose said fetish?


One woman, lights off, in either my bedroom or hers, at night, missionary position, not loud enough to wake the neighbors. Because all those things never happened to me at the same time and it seems kind of weird.

Why does it seem like only idiots vote sometimes?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 04, 2013, 02:56:44 pm
Because you think you're smarter than everyone else, so if you see anyone else doing anything, you assume they're idiots. Also because you touch yourself at night.

Who goes there?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on March 04, 2013, 07:54:04 pm
I do.

If you could learn one instrument that you don't already know, what would it be?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 04, 2013, 08:22:03 pm
The harp there is something majestic about it.


Would you rather fight the Balrog or a Reaper?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on March 05, 2013, 12:43:55 am
Balrog because pussy is just Mike Tyson who can shoot fire out of his hands.

Ironbite-being the center of attention or Mike Tyson?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Askold on March 05, 2013, 04:36:10 am
2,1.

Would you rather have a boxing match against Uwe Boll or



...Skrillex.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 05, 2013, 04:46:02 am
Skrillex. I'd love nothing more than the chance to punch him in the face.

If you were offered $10 000 to run through the centre of your home town in the nude, would you do it?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 05, 2013, 05:10:43 am
probably not, the indecent exposure charge, jail time, & criminal record wouldn't be worth the money.

Art Vandelay, great poster or the greatest poster on these forums?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 05, 2013, 09:38:37 am
Great poster. Everyone knows I'M the greatest.

Would you rather undergo a super-soldier experiment like Captain America or have a suit of super-tech armor like Iron Man?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on March 05, 2013, 12:43:02 pm
I...AM....IRON MAN!

Ironbite-would you rather job to Mark Henry or job to the Miz?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on March 05, 2013, 05:24:53 pm
Um...Mark Henry I guess I don't know who those people are.


You're in a zombie apochaplyse what weapon do you choose to fight off the hoards of the undead a baseball bat a M-16 or a SPA-12?
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Post by: Indikins on March 05, 2013, 06:17:25 pm
SPA-12 because it looks cooler.

Would you kill five people if it drastically improved the lives of fifty others?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 05, 2013, 06:55:10 pm
No.

Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
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Post by: Southern Comforter on March 05, 2013, 07:23:03 pm
Virginia Sheep, of course.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 05, 2013, 07:44:22 pm
African or European?

What is your name, your quest and your favorite color?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on March 05, 2013, 08:11:38 pm
Skrillex. I'd love nothing more than the chance to punch him in the face.

Can I hug you for this?

What is your name, your quest and your favorite color?

My name is Tom, my quest is to bring metal to the masses, and my favorite color is red.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Saturn500 on March 05, 2013, 08:16:48 pm
None woodchucks are actually secretly building a wood mech to wage war against the beavers.

What is the square root of rope?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Indikins on March 05, 2013, 09:03:08 pm
Thread.

Would you eat 700 cockroaches in return for $50,000?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 05, 2013, 11:49:05 pm
That depends, are they cooked and if so how well? If they are well cooked then probably yes I'll try anything once. If not then fuck no!


Would you allow someone to punch you in the face for $90,00000?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Alehksunos on March 06, 2013, 12:05:17 am
You mean "$9,000,000"?

Since I'll probably recover from the bruises, nose bleeds and a broken nose... maybe. Who am I kidding? Getting fucked-up isn't worth money. I'm not a hard-on materialist.

Who are you favorite characters in one video game? Male and female?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 06, 2013, 12:25:26 am
Hm.  That's a tough question.   How about the Ice Climbers twins? :P

Do you like eating white onions raw?  I know I do!
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 06, 2013, 12:29:20 am
I, on the other hand, do not.

The Political Machine or Democracy 2?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 06, 2013, 12:34:12 am
The Political Machine, Democracy 2's interface is to fucking complicated (To me at least I had trouble playing it ans stopped after losing twenty times)


Call of Duty 4 or Halo 3?
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Post by: RinellaWasHere on March 06, 2013, 12:36:11 am
Halo 3— really not all that big on CoD's worship of realism.

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
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Post by: ironbite on March 06, 2013, 12:48:25 am
42 obviously.

Ironbite-would you rather listen to John Cena rap or Steve Austin sing?
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Post by: Feral Dog on March 06, 2013, 03:30:58 pm
42 obviously.

Ironbite-would you rather listen to John Cena rap or Steve Austin sing?

John Cena rap (it's just mildly rythmic talking, not singing, so it's not as big a deal if someone's bad at it...)

Would you prefer to own Dachshunds or Dobermans?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on March 06, 2013, 04:59:37 pm
Dobermans.  I love big dogs.

Would you rather be invisible only at night or be able to fly but only over water?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 06, 2013, 05:02:45 pm
Fly over water.

Would you prefer to have a threesome with identical twins or be married to your favorite celebrity?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on March 06, 2013, 05:14:17 pm
Threesome.  I don't really have a favorite celeb so. :)

Would you eat a pudding cup full of bird shit if you were promised 1000 dollars?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 06, 2013, 05:17:29 pm
Nope I don't eat shit for no less than $30,000



Would you rather be transported to the Middle Ages with all your modern day stuff or transported to The Future with none of your stuff?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on March 06, 2013, 05:35:19 pm
If I could get together a good set of survival supplies first, than the middle ages.

Would you rather be crushed, by a Godzilla sized sumo wrestler, a comically huge hot air balloon, or a blue whale?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 06, 2013, 06:58:46 pm
The balloon. You MIGHT still have a chance of surviving that, if you're caught under the balloon itself rather than the basket.

Would you rather have a little dog that was constantly humping random objects, people and creatures (including ejaculation), or a big dog that was impossible to housebreak?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 06, 2013, 07:31:32 pm
The big dog. I'd just keep it outside.

If you were the ruler of your home country, what would be your first order of business?
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Post by: rookie on March 06, 2013, 07:50:58 pm
Driving my enemies and opposition from my lands, obviously.

What is the third greatest movie franchise?
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Post by: Indikins on March 07, 2013, 01:00:21 am
Pirates of the Carribean, under The Lord of the Rings and Star Wars.

Which character archetype is more annoying: the Mary-Sue or the incompetent damsel in distress?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 07, 2013, 01:19:44 am
Mary-Sue at least an incompetent damsel in distress can probably have a good story arc and be well written.


Which of these is more terrifying a giant being of cosmic horror or the idea that all you've done up until now has been a simulation, and that all your friends and family aren't real?
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Post by: QueenofHearts on March 07, 2013, 06:43:57 am
I guess the latter, it's hard to comprehend "a giant being of cosmic horror." It's more abstract and therefore easier to be indifferent to.

Why can't we read Lady Gaga's poker face?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 07, 2013, 06:58:19 am
Because it's written in Arabic.

Am I the only one who likes to wrap my todger in lettuce and hide it in people's salads?
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Post by: QueenofHearts on March 07, 2013, 07:13:53 am
I'm sure there's someone else out there in the world of 7 billion that enjoys that as well.

Who the heck calls it a todger?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 07, 2013, 08:41:34 am
Art does, obviously.

You are forced to choose a sect of Brianism to follow. The Disciples of the Shoe or the Church of the Holy Gourd?
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Post by: Feral Dog on March 07, 2013, 03:00:50 pm
Art does, obviously.

You are forced to choose a sect of Brianism to follow. The Disciples of the Shoe or the Church of the Holy Gourd?

No, I'm in the Bright Siders sect... The Only True Brianists!

An anime character of your choice kills you. Who does it and how?
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Post by: Indikins on March 08, 2013, 08:27:56 am
Astro Boy gutshots me with his awesome arm cannon.

Would you rather eat five dumpster trucks of insects or a clean, uncontamined adult human corpse dead of natural causes?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 08, 2013, 08:48:08 am
Assuming I can butcher and cook it first, I'll take the corpse.

Would you rather drink three litres of olive oil or fifty raw eggs?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on March 08, 2013, 10:40:23 am
Olive oil.

If you could only listen to ONE band or music artist for the rest of your life, who would it be?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 08, 2013, 10:48:05 am
Nightwish.

If the apocalypse happened and you had to choose someone from your family to be the only other survivor with you, who would it be and why?
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Post by: Feral Dog on March 08, 2013, 01:55:45 pm
Nightwish.

If the apocalypse happened and you had to choose someone from your family to be the only other survivor with you, who would it be and why?

My sister (mom's daughter #3), she is simply the most pragmatic one.

Would you rather eat a unicorn or a manticore?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 08, 2013, 05:05:00 pm
Unicorn just for the fact that I can say I ate one.

Why don't the elements fear the reaper nor the sun or the wind and the rain?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 08, 2013, 05:47:10 pm
They don't die. Also, they have no brains, hence no biochemical reactions to cause emotions.

Have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day?
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on March 08, 2013, 06:29:39 pm
Yes, it makes my soul, makes my soul drip, drip, drip away.
(I know those are the wrong lyrics, but that is the song that popped into my head...)

What's the story in Balamory? Wouldn't you like to know?
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Post by: Feral Dog on March 09, 2013, 06:15:58 pm
Yes, it makes my soul, makes my soul drip, drip, drip away.
(I know those are the wrong lyrics, but that is the song that popped into my head...)

What's the story in Balamory? Wouldn't you like to know?

If it's a good one, yes.

Stung by the last bee on earth, or bitten by the last tick on earth?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 09, 2013, 06:50:54 pm
Last tick, I'm allergic to bee's


What is the best food in the world in your opinion?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on March 09, 2013, 06:54:33 pm
Baked potatoes.

If you could bring one back one extinct species, what would it be?
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Post by: Feral Dog on March 09, 2013, 07:17:33 pm
Baked potatoes.

If you could bring one back one extinct species, what would it be?

Passenger pigeon. It's native, and maybe could provide the impetus to get rid of the invasive, non-native rock doves we call pigeons.

Which fanfiction: My Immortal, or Cupcakes?
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Post by: Indikins on March 09, 2013, 08:53:08 pm
My Immortal, as it contains a Dumblydore who wears an Avril Lavigne cloak, paints the Grate Hall pink, and swears when he has headaches.

Which would be more awesome: Stephen Hawking becoming a cyborg, or Obama becoming a cyborg?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on March 09, 2013, 09:54:58 pm
Stephen fucking Hawking.  That would be epic.

What's your favorite hot beverage (and if it's tea or something, please specify the kind)?
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Post by: Indikins on March 09, 2013, 10:51:39 pm
Chai tea with a spoonful of honey. An aquired but delicious taste.

What franchise would benefit most from the revelation that one of the characters is a Time Lord?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 09, 2013, 11:41:12 pm
I have no clue when I do I'll edit my post


When New Orleans Comic Con comes around again this December should I Cosplay the Blue Dino Ranger?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 10, 2013, 01:22:46 pm
Only in a ridiculously sexed-up version of the costume.

On a scale of one to ten, what is your favorite color of the alphabet and why are you wrong?
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Post by: Feral Dog on March 10, 2013, 05:35:47 pm
Only in a ridiculously sexed-up version of the costume.

On a scale of one to ten, what is your favorite color of the alphabet and why are you wrong?

7, purple, because ultraviolet is clearly superior (I just can't see it though  :( )

Edit: Forgot question.

Blaschko's lines: Awesome or not?
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Post by: Indikins on March 10, 2013, 07:10:39 pm
Awesome. It's like Trills walk among us.

Which is more awesome: hard science fiction or dark fantasy?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 10, 2013, 07:24:46 pm
Dark fantasy.

Which is cuter, kittens or baby ferrets?
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Post by: Indikins on March 10, 2013, 10:22:48 pm
Kittens are the most adorable.

Who would you rather have as the Supreme Ruler of Earth: Voldemort or Megatron?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 10, 2013, 10:26:52 pm
Voldemort. He's an asshole, but has no end goal beyond killing a few people indiscriminately and getting away with it, and having a few pretentious toffs in hooded robes kiss his ass. Chances are most people would be able to just get on with their lives.

Buttsex: Yay or nay?
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Post by: Feral Dog on March 10, 2013, 10:32:06 pm
Voldemort. He's an asshole, but has no end goal beyond killing a few people indiscriminately and getting away with it, and having a few pretentious toffs in hooded robes kiss his ass. Chances are most people would be able to just get on with their lives.

Buttsex: Yay or nay?

Depends.

Giving or taking?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 11, 2013, 03:25:22 am
Taking...what...I have my needs.


Should I repaint my Necron 40K figures a different color?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 11, 2013, 03:27:23 am
If you want to.

Would you willingly engage in paedophilic activities for $10 000 000?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 11, 2013, 03:39:32 am
Hm...are we talking actual pedophilia?  Like not teens?  Actual prepubescent kids?  Probably not unless I had enough money to move off the planet...

...actually, no.  Fuck it.  I like Earth to much.  No.

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Why the fuck did I field Art's question?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 11, 2013, 10:33:25 am
In an attempt to draw attention away from the fact that you masturbate to Twilight Sparkle.

Would you willingly try a dish made of human flesh for $10,000?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on March 11, 2013, 12:08:47 pm
Probably not.

How much money would it take to let someone hit you in the genitals with a bat?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 11, 2013, 07:14:04 pm
I dunno.  What's the bat made of?  How hard will they hit?  Can we assume permanent sterilization/damage?  Are they going to do it more than once?  How am I allowed to numb the pain, both before and after?  Will I be naked?  Will it be public?  Gah!  So many variables!!!

Do you even code?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on March 12, 2013, 12:34:55 am
No.

Ironbite-how much do you wanna bet I'll get like 50 fuck nos before the system is taken down?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 12, 2013, 07:26:20 am
I think at the very least it'll take quite a while for Distind to get around to axing it, so I'd say there's a good chance of it. Hell, I'll even give you a hand with that. Aren't I swell guy?

Do you think there's be less problems in the world if everyone were naked?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 12, 2013, 08:43:21 am
Possibly.

Do you think there would be fewer problems in the world if all problems were solved by strip-poker tournaments?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on March 12, 2013, 10:09:05 am
Maybe. I could see some people still getting upset at losing.

If you were stranded on an island, what 3 things would you bring?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 12, 2013, 10:15:53 am
A large, fully fuelled yacht, a GPS and an insatiable whore (because why the fuck not).

If you could make $10 000 000 by having sex with one of your parents, would you do it?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 12, 2013, 11:16:36 am
Only if I could kill the person who made the offer and destroy all the incriminating evidence. AFTER being paid, of course.

You have been granted telekinesis. What perverted thing do you do with it first?
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Post by: Ranger_Joe on March 14, 2013, 01:24:18 pm
Give everyone I pass a mind blowing orgasm.

Would you ingest LSD with me?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on March 14, 2013, 03:42:38 pm
I've never had LSD before, but if I WERE to, sure.

What is your worst nightmare?
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Post by: Saturn500 on March 14, 2013, 03:47:05 pm
100% of shmups becoming fanservice-fests to appeal to the "forever-alone" demographic. (Right now, it's just MOST of the more recent ones which are like that).

How now, brown cow?
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Post by: Scotsgit on March 14, 2013, 04:31:18 pm
Not too hot.

Who was the lying bastard who told Vinnie Jones he can act?
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Post by: ironbite on March 14, 2013, 09:17:15 pm
I also told Jason Stathum he could sing.

Ironbite-who's more evil, Scar from Lion King or Hades from Hercules
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 15, 2013, 09:06:33 am
Scar. Hades was at least likable and funny about it.

You're required to pick one of the following forms of "alternative" porn to view for the rest of your life. If you ever look at another form of porn again, you die instantly. Here are your options.

Lion King
My Little Pony
Disney Princesses
Power Rangers
Grimm's Fairy Tales (some of which could get pretty racy themselves, at least in the original versions)
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on March 15, 2013, 09:51:59 am
Definately Grimm's Fairy Tales, they probably incorporate most of my existing kinks anyway.

Which Grimm brother would you rather shag? Jacob or Wilhelm?
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Post by: Scotsgit on March 15, 2013, 09:40:34 pm
Whichever one was played by Matt Damon.

Which is the better ending to Twilight:  Blade shows up or Buffy shows up?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 16, 2013, 01:54:13 am
Well, that depends.  Is this for an erotic fanfiction?  If so, why not both?  They could double-team Edward's lower orifices while Jacob gets a blowjob!

Name your favorite movie.
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Post by: Zygarde on March 16, 2013, 02:05:12 am
Tokyo Godfathers it was made by one of the best anime directors ever Satoshi Kon and it is really grand and a wonderful film.


What is  your favorite album?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 16, 2013, 02:45:27 am
You know, I think I'm going to go with Hazard by Richard Marx.  The song that shares the name with the album had an impact on my childhood.  Later, as a teen I was able to listen to and appreciate the other songs.
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Post by: QueenofHearts on March 16, 2013, 06:52:49 am
...

Why didn't B-man ask a question?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 16, 2013, 06:58:29 am
He accidentally a whole sentence.

In your opinion, what's the single funniest word in the English language?
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Post by: QueenofHearts on March 16, 2013, 07:23:17 am
Didgeridoo

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 16, 2013, 10:16:52 am
No, but I did get to third base with his daughter.

Would you love a monsterman? Could you understand the beauty of the beast?
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Post by: Alehksunos on March 18, 2013, 01:16:28 am
Since there are not as many females on this forum (or those who have that kind of kink) and because one of the deviantART stamps in my signature says it all;

As long as he loves me back and his idea of romance is not breaking one of my bones or any of that masochist tango crap, sure.

What are five of your all-time favorite albums?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 18, 2013, 01:35:21 am
Hm.. Shit.  I'm not in the mood to compile a list.  Maybe later.

How do I question?  (Referring to my question mess up above.)
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Post by: Veras on March 18, 2013, 02:21:18 am
You think of a question, then type it.

What should I make for dinner tomorrow?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 18, 2013, 02:35:36 am
Deep fried butter with a side of raw cookie dough.

If you could bring back one now-dead game developer with all of its original staff in place, which would you choose?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 18, 2013, 03:25:37 am
Well, it's not so much a development team as it is a person.   I kinda miss Gunpei Yokoi. D:  I guess you could argue that it would be cool if he was alive surrounded by his development team, to make it "fit the question" more.

What's your favorite season of the year?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 18, 2013, 04:14:52 am
Summer for the explicit reason I was born in the summer.


How would you go about defeating a super powered version of yourself?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 18, 2013, 05:15:39 am
I would get help from The Doctor, of course! :D

Do you blog at all?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 18, 2013, 09:27:48 am
No.

Who let the dogs out?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on March 18, 2013, 07:47:52 pm
I did.

Why don't woodchucks chuck wood?
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Post by: Indikins on March 19, 2013, 02:14:08 am
Because they have furry little T. rex arms

What would be your reaction if you found out that we are actually the body cells of some enormous pangalactic H.P. Lovecraft-style alien?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 19, 2013, 02:17:12 am
I guess just crawl up into a ball and cry cause you know cosmic being of unimaginable horror.


What is my name a reference to?
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Post by: Indikins on March 19, 2013, 02:22:51 am
Adam's first wife, who God supposedly created from the same dust as him. She was essentially punished just for wanting to be equal to Adam. Amiright?

Why are there so many blue eggs in this packet of chocolate egg thingies?
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Post by: Veras on March 19, 2013, 08:49:10 am
Because the eggs know that they are going to be eaten, and it makes them sad.

Do elephants really never forget?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 19, 2013, 09:00:56 am
Nope, they don't. That means they can hold a grudge for a LONG time.

Tell me, how am I supposed to live without you?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 19, 2013, 08:22:41 pm
You can start by keeping calm and carrying on.

What do you have for us today, Olmec.
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Post by: Julian on March 22, 2013, 03:55:27 pm
retroactive shoehorning.

Why do fools fall in love?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 22, 2013, 05:06:43 pm
Because everyone else is too smart.

Why is it that every cute girl I meet is already in a relationship?
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Post by: Julian on March 23, 2013, 06:40:22 am
Choose:
A: Because the not so cute ones are also in relationships... So are the bitchy, horrid ones, and frankly they're all probably settling as it is...

B: These are not the cute girls that you're looking for...

Where else do angels fear to tread?


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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 23, 2013, 12:59:15 pm
They are terrified of Satan's dirty underwear drawer.

Would you like to taste the rainbow?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on March 23, 2013, 04:24:15 pm
Yes.

What do you do for fun?

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Post by: Zygarde on March 23, 2013, 04:28:07 pm
Mostly watching tv or playing video games and reading fanfics


How should I get over my anxiety over having to prepare for university?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 23, 2013, 05:02:50 pm
Find some friends to confide in, and remember that you're not alone in this. :)

Do you prefer the questions in this thread that are sillier or more serious?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 23, 2013, 05:48:42 pm
I prefer the ones that provoke thought, as well as the ones that require no thought.

You are required to choose one of the following cartoon animals to have sex with. Which one?

Nala (Lion King)
Maid Marion (Disney's "Robin Hood")
Twilight Sparkle (MLP: FIM)
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on March 23, 2013, 06:17:47 pm
Twilight Sparkle, her horn could be pretty useful.

What is the plural of mongoose. Mongeese... or mongooses?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 23, 2013, 11:52:03 pm
I have no fucking clue nor do I plan to look it up


I just finished watching all of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood which anime should I watch next?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on March 24, 2013, 12:02:20 am
D Gray-Man

What is the last thing you do before you go to sleep?



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Post by: QueenofHearts on March 24, 2013, 12:16:44 am
The same thing I do every night, plan to take over the world :P

Seriously, reflect on the day.

Why is B-Man's avatar an 80 year old lady?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 24, 2013, 01:44:53 am
She's the grandmother of MLP!

Do you like this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhBkFsdSwtk
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 24, 2013, 02:12:42 am
Sure. As an aside, did you know they named orange juice after her? Before that, it was called "orange liquid". Every time you drink it, she gets a percentage.

Would you rather swallow a golf ball, or suck Fred Phelps off?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 24, 2013, 02:50:26 am
I'd rather suck Fred, but only if he washes that dick first.

Do you even lift?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 24, 2013, 03:23:25 am
Of course. I lift insane amounts of food all the way up to my mouth. Sometimes as often as sixteen times a day.

Would you rather a cat hair enema or attend a Skrillex concert?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 24, 2013, 03:32:47 am
Fuck it.  Skillrex, baby.

Would you rather people think you're a clopper or think you're a yiffer?  Assume yiffers don't clop and cloppers don't yiff.
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Post by: Askold on March 24, 2013, 04:43:03 am
So, it's just what OTHERS would think about me and not what I would actually do?

In that case it would not be that important. I'll go with "yiffer" since I like the way it sounds.

Would you rather lose the function of an arm or an leg?
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on March 24, 2013, 09:16:12 am
A leg. Having to do everything one handed would be much harder.

Why do birds suddenly appear?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 24, 2013, 09:19:33 am
I don't know, but they only do so every time you are near. <3

Have you met any celebrities or obtained any autographs.
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on March 24, 2013, 11:31:52 am
I've met several famous paleontologists, but I doubt most people would consider them celebrities.

Why did you kill my dog?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 24, 2013, 11:59:15 am
I didn't I don't kill animals

Do you think I will make it as a biology professor?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 24, 2013, 12:21:51 pm
Sure!  Wanna study anatomy together? ;)

Do you drink your coffee black?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 24, 2013, 05:08:20 pm
I don't drink coffee at all.

If you had your pick of one celebrity to clone and make the clone your love slave, who would it be and why?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 24, 2013, 05:10:34 pm
Tara Strong.  I could have lots of sexy fantasies with the multiple voices she can do. ;)

Will you please not answer or acknowledge this question at all?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 24, 2013, 05:35:43 pm
...Yes...No...Maybe


Will you travel to the top  of Mount Kilimanjaro and help me defeat the evil that lies at its peak?!
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 24, 2013, 05:38:02 pm
Only if defeating that evil involves having sex with it.

What's your favorite fruit?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on March 25, 2013, 12:03:32 am
Bananas.

What would happen if somebody cloned Jesus, Hitler, and a Tyrannosaurus rex, then put Jesus's brain in Hitler's body, put Hitler's brain in the T. rex's body, and put the T. rex's brain in Jesus's body?
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Post by: Askold on March 25, 2013, 01:47:31 am
Bananas.

What would happen if somebody cloned Jesus, Hitler, and a Tyrannosaurus rex, then put Jesus's brain in Hitler's body, put Hitler's brain in the T. rex's body, and put the T. rex's brain in Jesus's body?

a)
(click to show/hide)

b) "Aaagh Zombie Jesus!" All he does is roar and try to bite people. (Or possibly just marvel at the fact that he can actually do something with his forearms.)

c)
(click to show/hide)

The scenario: Some devious villain has created an clone out of you -but this clone is not the same gender as you- and placed the clone into your bed, next to you, while you were asleep. Both you and the clone have also been stripped naked apart from fake bunny ears on your heads. Expect confusion after waking up.

The question: What kind of breakfast will you be making in the morning?
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Post by: rookie on March 25, 2013, 11:43:24 pm
Same breakfast I have every morning. Three cups of coffee and two cigarettes.

Why is Jimmy Fallon still around?
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Post by: Julian on March 26, 2013, 06:35:22 am
He bored Death so much that he forgot why he came. After he woke up, he remembered he was going to unexist him because he was sick to death of him boring so many people to death...

Why can't I own Canadians?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 26, 2013, 06:55:15 am
Because you don't deserve Canadians. You'll only get Italians until you learn to behave, goddamnit!

What's the point of asking questions?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Julian on March 26, 2013, 07:17:50 am
You might learn something. You might also want brain bleach standing by just in case...

What did you do with Random Guy's dog?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 26, 2013, 02:43:38 pm
I threw a ball and he ran after it.

Why are politics so stupid?
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Post by: Julian on March 26, 2013, 04:16:56 pm
It's like "Being John Malkovitch", except they're fingering your basal ganglia trying to turn you into robo-puppets.

Is there any point to existing?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on March 26, 2013, 05:54:59 pm
Yes, buttsex.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 26, 2013, 05:59:11 pm
Enough to bean everyone who ever asked that question over the head.

How do I deal with all the chaos in my life?
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Post by: Askold on March 27, 2013, 09:21:36 am
By placing your faith into the God Emperor.

Even if a wood chuck could chuck wood, and even if a would chuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
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Post by: Julian on March 27, 2013, 09:42:35 am
Only if (s)he's in a forest and no one can see him/her and no one can hear him/her. Those trees aren't going to fall all by themselves.

How do I deal with all the cosmos in my life?
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Post by: rookie on March 27, 2013, 11:55:52 pm
Bigger glasses and some friends. (I'm assuming you mean you have an abundance of mixed drinks here.)

Why is there nothing good on TV?
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Post by: Indikins on March 28, 2013, 12:00:45 am
Because your tastes are far more refined than most of civilised society.

Why is it that everyone hates reality TV...yet nearly everyone watches it?

EDIT!: I had already written this answer out for Julian...may as well post it too. *shrug*
Become a pangalactic Dimension Lord/Lady and gain dominion over all the universe. You now have the means to raise shining cities of hope, topple ancient alien empires and forgive and forget.
If the above suggestion is not practicable, gaining dominion over the universe (whether it's hostile or not) in your head should suffice.
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 28, 2013, 12:08:53 am
Two words:  Guilty pleasure.

Do you listen to Owl City?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 28, 2013, 04:43:59 am
Fireflies is a good song, but I haven't heard anything else from him.

What's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 28, 2013, 10:55:18 pm
I have no clue, but I know it was a fucking lot.

Do you like beer?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 28, 2013, 10:59:21 pm
Nope beer to me is boring as all fuck and kinda taste like piss water I much prefer whisky.


How many roads must a man walk before you call him a man? (Bob Dylan rules!)
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Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 29, 2013, 12:11:02 am
None, because your question already refers to him as a "man," which indicates that he was considered a "man" before he started walking roads.

Who ate all the cookies in the cookie jar?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 29, 2013, 12:13:10 am
Probibly my uncle he does that when ever he stops by my house(Plus all of my food fucking asshole)


Should I do a Let's Play of the Minecraft mod YogBox?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 29, 2013, 12:28:15 am
If you think you can do a good job of it, sure. That means a good quality recording, interesting commentary (if any), above-average skill at the game and a compelling end goal to work towards. If not, then I say give it a miss. We already have a near-endless supply of Minecraft Let's Plays as is.

What would you do if you were given $10 000 000, but you had only 24 hours in which to spend it?
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Post by: Julian on March 29, 2013, 07:06:42 am
Given 24 seconds to think about it, I'd probably say buy tin, but I should actually go and look at which of the lesser metals is available to buy as a commodity that is most likely to go through the roof in the next five years.

(Cheaty answer I know)

Who was the last person that made you cry?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 29, 2013, 07:30:42 am
Going to have to cheat and say my Aunt's cat, when he tried to claw his way up my leg when it was sunburnt to the point of being covered in blisters (as for the real answer, I'm keeping that to myself).

Do you think NASA should re-invest in its own manned space flight capabilities?
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Post by: Julian on March 29, 2013, 09:22:16 am
Absolutely... I suggest they build a giant supersonic trebuchet and offer Gingrich fans the chance of a lifetime to start a moon colony.

Is Murdoch the ulitmate proof that only the good die young? How come Noah lived until 620 or so?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 29, 2013, 09:32:31 am
Not necessarily. After all, the bad dying old does not necessarily mean that the good die young. Besides, just look at all the gang war related deaths around the world. Plenty of fuckwits dying young right there. As for Noah, he probably had magical space-Jew powers, or something like that.

How do you propose we end world hunger?
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Post by: QueenofHearts on March 29, 2013, 10:04:19 am
Cannablism, it also decreases our population ensuring the problem does not return

What is this kitten next to me thinking?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 29, 2013, 11:05:43 am
"If you feed me, your death at my world conquest will be quick and painless."

Why is my life so fucked up?
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Post by: QueenofHearts on March 29, 2013, 11:24:44 am
Because you believe in kitten global domination theories :p

Would it trip you out if I said the professional wrestling is real and they just say it's fake so kids don't jump off of their houses and shit?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 29, 2013, 04:00:39 pm
Not really I give no two shits about the sport and if it's to keep idiot kids from bodyslaming their best friends I all for it.


Which Disney Park should I go to first when me and my family go there this July?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on April 03, 2013, 10:04:49 pm
I take it Disney as in Disney World?  If so, even though it's not a park, try Disney Quest.  All sorts of cool motion rides and virtual reality stuff there.

How long should I grow my beard?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 03, 2013, 10:30:01 pm
Until you can wrap it under your crotch and up the back to make your own mankini.

How much should I ask for in damages in a civil suit I'm bringing in the next few months? For context, I was falsely accused of a sex offense; the trial hasn't happened yet, but the prosecutor has already admitted to my lawyer that their forensics disprove a major claim the "witnesses" made, and without that one material claim, the entire case is built on nothing but hearsay.
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Post by: Feral Dog on April 05, 2013, 10:52:17 pm
Until you can wrap it under your crotch and up the back to make your own mankini.

How much should I ask for in damages in a civil suit I'm bringing in the next few months? For context, I was falsely accused of a sex offense; the trial hasn't happened yet, but the prosecutor has already admitted to my lawyer that their forensics disprove a major claim the "witnesses" made, and without that one material claim, the entire case is built on nothing but hearsay.

As much as you think you can ACTUALLY get from the people paying.

Are Army Ants badass or what?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 06, 2013, 12:19:27 am
Yes they are I like ants even if they did almost eat me alive when I was five years old


Which game should I get my cousin for his 17th birthday?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 06, 2013, 12:27:14 am
I think you should get him Monopoly.  If you can, get a theme that appeals to his personality or tastes.  If you're talking video games and he has a DS, I recommend anything from the Ace Attorney series.

Do you use Facebook?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on April 06, 2013, 01:13:09 am
No. I need to get one so I can keep in touch my friends after they graduate.
I still have a Myspace though.




What is your earliest memory?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 06, 2013, 01:58:38 am
My earliest memory is when I first saw my grandmother this was when I was about 3 months of age that's about when she took me in from my mother.

How should I take care of this wasp problem my house has been having for a few days.
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Post by: ironbite on April 06, 2013, 02:01:10 am
Fire.

Ironbite-so have you heard about Pentonix?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 06, 2013, 02:16:42 am
I have not.  I'd be tempted to look it up, but I'm too goddamn tired right now and need to go to bed.


Are you in any fandoms?  If not, what shows do you at least like?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on April 06, 2013, 02:58:07 am
Despite my love of Doctor Who and several animes, I tend to avoid fandoms like the plauge.



If a doctor gave you five years to live, what would you try to accomplish?
 
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 06, 2013, 08:42:29 am
To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of the women.

What is the strangest form of porn you've ever seen?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 06, 2013, 11:25:57 am
Hm.  I guess that depends on what you call strange.  I saw a Lord of the Rings parody porno once!
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on April 06, 2013, 06:31:57 pm
To answer B-Man non existent question cheese



Is my fear that ants will one day gain human like intelligence and overthrow and or enslave us a stupid fear?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 06, 2013, 07:31:15 pm
"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKhit2nsoq4
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ThunderWulf on April 06, 2013, 10:02:02 pm
Yes, lemon curry.  Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go complain about all this sex on the tele'.  I keep falling off!

What would a chimpanzee see if he reached enlightenment?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 07, 2013, 01:24:36 am
He would see that the human race is full of fuckbags.

Are you a morning person?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on April 07, 2013, 02:06:55 am
No.



If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 07, 2013, 02:25:53 am
Yes.

Will you touch my tra-la-la, my ding-ding-dong?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on April 07, 2013, 03:48:47 am
No mostly cause for about four  more months that would be considered a crime in all 50 states

 
How should I go about writing my university entrance essay?
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Post by: guizonde on April 07, 2013, 11:48:00 am
well thought-out and with proper spelling.

what's your favorite meal and drink combo?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on April 07, 2013, 05:53:17 pm
I don't really have one.


Is it a good idea for me to enlist in the Navy out of high school?
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 07, 2013, 05:55:46 pm
If that's what you want then sure... but keep looking for other options since you might find something better for you.

Have you ever had a mental disorder?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 07, 2013, 05:58:42 pm
Well, I was diagnosed with ADHD as a kid.  Then again, I had horrible circadian rhythms as a kid, and I think that contributed to my problems.

Have you ever met anybody famous?
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 07, 2013, 06:06:02 pm
I went to church with the creator of Veggie Tales. If that counts as famous.

What is the coolest thing you've trained an animal to do?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 07, 2013, 06:16:53 pm
I never trained an animal to do anything except maybe Bosco and it was mostly just coming to me when I called his name.


What is the 4000th place of pi?(I ask this cause I just feel like making people look it up)
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 07, 2013, 06:37:32 pm
A number between 0 and 9, most likely. (Im feeling lazy...)

What do you like to top your oatmeal/grits/cereal with?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 07, 2013, 06:39:27 pm
Sugar.

Why would a woodchuck chuck wood in the first place?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 07, 2013, 06:41:44 pm
Shut up and the next person to mention wood chucks, chucking wood or any combination of the words I will end you.


Why is high school so damn annoying?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 07, 2013, 06:47:00 pm
Because it's geared toward the lowest common denominator.

Why must everything be geared toward the lowest common denominator?
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Post by: Saturn500 on April 07, 2013, 07:43:21 pm
Money.

How do I shot web?
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 07, 2013, 07:45:57 pm
Use the force.

Has anyone ever been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on April 07, 2013, 08:01:52 pm
Um...yes.  ???

What is this I don't even?
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 07, 2013, 08:57:31 pm
This is even I don't what.

So, how was your day?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 07, 2013, 10:12:32 pm
It was a day.

At what age did you lose your virginity and to whom?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 07, 2013, 10:28:52 pm
I technically haven't lost my virginity yet.  I also think that you can have a fulfilling sexual life and still be a virgin.

When was the last time you shaved?  Shaving doesn't have to mean "beard" and can be any body part that would be shaved.
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Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on April 07, 2013, 10:30:21 pm
In my case it was my beard and it was two days ago--I tend to look like a bum most of the time.

What is your biggest and/or most irrational fear?
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 07, 2013, 10:38:09 pm
I've had my parakeet for 7 years, and our family ignored her for the first 5 or 6 years we had her. Then I started playing with her and she got nicer, and now she's really cuddly and I like her. So I'm afraid she's going to die soon since she's getting old.

What's your favorite cake flavor?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 07, 2013, 10:57:16 pm
Chocolate...it is as if the goddess herself made cakes and that was the flavor that came forth from her glorious oven (Funny thing I almost said ovaries which would have been way funnier to me but sounded way weird)


How should I go about preparing myself for final exams in the up coming months
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 07, 2013, 11:19:49 pm
Seduce every teacher you can.

Why does my mind automatically go to the dirtiest places?
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Post by: Moltar on April 08, 2013, 09:36:09 pm
Because you have the cleanest body.

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?
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Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on April 08, 2013, 09:41:44 pm
WE DO! WE DO!

So, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 08, 2013, 09:46:52 pm
"Are you kidding? Oakley over there fell a month ago and hasn't shut up about it since!"

Why can't more American cartoons be mature, well-written and aimed at adult audiences?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 08, 2013, 10:11:46 pm
There's plenty of savvy cartoons that aren't specifically aimed at adults.  The best part is that most of them aren't as shitty as Family Guy these days.

Do you like mmmmmbananas?
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Post by: Feral Dog on April 09, 2013, 02:07:20 am
There's plenty of savvy cartoons that aren't specifically aimed at adults.  The best part is that most of them aren't as shitty as Family Guy these days.

Do you like mmmmmbananas?

No.

How about... Surgery...?
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Post by: Saturn500 on April 09, 2013, 09:18:55 am
No, I don't like being cut open.

Speaking of being cut open...

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r1uxZA4x1qippux.png)
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 09, 2013, 09:23:55 am
Dexter Morgan does!

What is the question to 42?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 09, 2013, 05:18:35 pm
I don't know if it's a reference I don't get it.


Why is it that my school feels that giving a bunch of 10th and 9th graders a shit ton of tests each fucking week is a good thing?
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 10, 2013, 08:49:27 pm
A: For the lulz
B: More tests = more funding
C: they hate freshman
D: Fuck the system

Who was the bird that broke the record for bird's largest vocabulary, and how many words did it know?
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Post by: QueenofHearts on April 10, 2013, 09:15:48 pm
I'm gonna go with Big Bird, he seemed to have a pretty extensive vocabulary.

Which do you most can't the least?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 10, 2013, 09:53:40 pm
The Aristocrats.

What is your favorite Youtube anime parody? ("Hellsing Ultimate Abridged" here)
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 10, 2013, 10:11:28 pm
The only one I've seen is Girlchan in Paradise, so I'll go with that.

Is anyone else having as much trouble thinking of questions to ask as I am?
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Post by: Saturn500 on April 10, 2013, 10:19:51 pm
Yes.

Would you like green eggs and ham?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on April 10, 2013, 10:27:58 pm
I would like them Sam I am.

What is your dream job?

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Post by: Zygarde on April 10, 2013, 10:43:11 pm
Biology professor at the University of Toronto.


Why do my classmates not realize that Queen is awesome and that Freddie Mercury is a god among men?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on April 10, 2013, 11:11:00 pm
Because they are mere mortals who have not bathed in his almighty glory.

Why was I so lazy today?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 10, 2013, 11:39:19 pm
You were worn out from masturbating all night.

Why can't real life make sense the way fiction does?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on April 11, 2013, 04:50:45 am
Because the universe hates you.

What do you think of cloning a woolly mammoth?
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Post by: guizonde on April 11, 2013, 04:33:11 pm
hell yes, but still not as cool as reverse engineering a dinosaur from a chicken's egg.

what's your favorite musical genre?
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Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on April 11, 2013, 05:20:19 pm
Punk rock.

Why do fools fall in love?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 11, 2013, 05:29:15 pm
Hell If I know I only was In love once and that ended with me breaking up with her.


Why do I continue to subject myself to videos about the Arab Spring knowing that a good 70% of the comments will be racist stuff about my race being warmongers.
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 11, 2013, 09:45:29 pm
Because dah terrorists are bloodthirsty, so an like you would love that adrenaline cuz you're secretly a terrorist.

Do Japanese people sound weird speaking french to french people?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 11, 2013, 10:46:30 pm
Does it matter? Snooty Frogs will sniff and turn up their noses no matter what. (I kid, I kid).

Would you prefer a life without sex, or dying after your first successful (i.e. child-producing) mating?
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 11, 2013, 10:50:39 pm
Life without sex, since fapping.

Fruit snack or granola bars?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 11, 2013, 11:04:45 pm
Fruit snacks granola bars suck balls.


Is it possible for me to love the Tokyo Philharmonic even more than I do at the moment?(I love them alot they are my favorite philharmonic group next to the Philadelphia Philharmonic)
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 12, 2013, 08:37:21 am
If it's possible for you to think "alot" is a word, then I suppose anything is possible.

Would you rather have $10 000 for yourself, or a $10 000 000 anonymous donation to the charity of your choice?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 12, 2013, 10:06:55 am
Given my current financial situation, $10,000 for myself.

Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 12, 2013, 10:17:00 am
Because you keep repeating yourself.

Why are you here?
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Post by: guizonde on April 12, 2013, 12:13:21 pm
to make little girls like you ask silly questions!

what's your worst school subject? (physics and math for me)
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Post by: Saturn500 on April 12, 2013, 02:12:42 pm
Computer programming. Which is unfortunate, since I want to be able to make games for a living.

Do you know the muffin man?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 12, 2013, 03:04:20 pm
Sure, he lives on Drury Lane.

What do you do with a drunken sailor?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on April 12, 2013, 09:00:44 pm
Put him in the brig with the captain's daughter!

What's your favorite color?
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 12, 2013, 10:52:41 pm
Hmmm... Shit. This is hard.... but I'd have to say it's yellow  :)

What's your favorite primate?

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Post by: Zygarde on April 12, 2013, 11:04:26 pm
I guess orangutans they look cool to me (funny thing they show up in a lot of stuff I write due to my love of them)


What is your favorite sea creature? (Mines is either the Giant Squid or the Orca)
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 12, 2013, 11:19:13 pm
Dolphin.

What is your favorite flying creature?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 12, 2013, 11:25:36 pm
All of them except pigions fuck pigions.


Why do bumble bees fly off when I try to get close to them?(despite my bee allergy)
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 13, 2013, 11:50:06 am
They're trying to be kind and not give you an allergic reaction.

What the fuck did u just say to me???
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 13, 2013, 12:10:09 pm
I said "u" is a fucking letter, not a word. I know you're a teenager and all, but try not to be like the more stereotypically vapid ones.

If you could instantly remove one corporation from existence, which would you choose?
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Post by: ironbite on April 13, 2013, 12:39:52 pm
Bank of America.  I keep EA around because they amuse me.

Ironbite-is the First Dragonborn a dick or what?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 13, 2013, 12:43:10 pm
I have no idea.  I've never played Skyrim.

If you had the chance to go to Japan to compete in  Ninja Warrior/Sasuke, would you?

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Also, if ibby wouldn't have ninja'd me on Art's question...

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Post by: Feral Dog on April 15, 2013, 06:41:56 pm
I have no idea.  I've never played Skyrim.

If you had the chance to go to Japan to compete in  Ninja Warrior/Sasuke, would you?



Nope, I'd probably die falling off something.

Do you have an espresso machine?
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on April 15, 2013, 06:48:36 pm
No, I don't drink espresso.

Do you have a Teasmade?
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Post by: Feral Dog on April 15, 2013, 07:31:53 pm
No, I don't drink espresso.

Do you have a Teasmade?

No, but I have an assortment of tea supplies.

Favorite arthropod?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 15, 2013, 07:44:55 pm
Spiders they are cool and I wish more Sci-Fi things would have spider tanks.



Why is the world so fucked up right now?
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Post by: Feral Dog on April 15, 2013, 07:47:29 pm
Spiders they are cool and I wish more Sci-Fi things would have spider tanks.



Why is the world so fucked up right now?

It really isn't, we've made amazing progress. Not to say we're perfect but look at your grandparents' and parents' world compared to yours. Don't let them drag us back to that, and push us forward!

Why don't people read more?
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 15, 2013, 07:55:38 pm
Because that would require effort.

What is your favorite fruit? Or fruity flavor if you don't like fresh fruit.
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 15, 2013, 08:59:39 pm
Oranges.

You have brought a person from 1900 forward to the present and must explain the world to them. What topic do you find the most difficult to explain?
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 15, 2013, 09:01:41 pm
Lolcats.

Would you rather be colorblind or lose your sense of taste?
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Post by: Søren on April 15, 2013, 09:14:17 pm
Oh color blind all the way, i love food.
 
Who is your favourite director
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 15, 2013, 09:42:10 pm
Sam Raimi.

Who is your favorite author?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 15, 2013, 10:24:41 pm
F. Scott Fitzgerald


Who is your least favorite author (for me that would be J. R. Tolkien)
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on April 15, 2013, 11:07:49 pm
Ann Coulter.

If you could travel to any time and place in existence, what would it be?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 15, 2013, 11:14:44 pm
I don't know.  It depends on if the rules of a "stable time loop" apply to my travel or not.

Do you have any nieces or nephews?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 15, 2013, 11:56:03 pm
I have one niece and I plan to help raise her into one of the smartest people know to man.


What is your quest?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 16, 2013, 12:02:14 am
I seek the Grail!

What is your favorite martial art?
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Post by: ironbite on April 16, 2013, 12:58:17 am
Drunken Boxing.

Ironbite-what is best in life?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 16, 2013, 02:16:36 am
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the women.

Lemon curry?
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Post by: guizonde on April 16, 2013, 08:02:28 pm
i'm more vindaloo myself. (still has lemons)

are you experienced?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on April 16, 2013, 11:44:44 pm
In more ways than one. ;)

What type of house is your dream house?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 16, 2013, 11:48:36 pm
A fully furnished studio apartment I don't like taking care of gardens or anything dealing with that so I like the apartment idea.



What is the weirdest thing you've seen a person do (I've seen people eat the heads of Crawfish.)
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Post by: Thejebusfire on April 17, 2013, 12:04:22 am
One time I watched my cousin eat the wings off of a bug. It was pretty gross.

When you looked in the mirror first thing this morning, what was the first thing you thought?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on April 17, 2013, 12:06:56 am
They say you are what you eat.  Funny.  I don't remember eating a sexy beast last night.  (Just kidding!)

Do you think lava lamps are cool?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 17, 2013, 12:08:44 am
Hell yes I think lava lamps are cool I have six and I want more.



Why is Atlanta International Airport so damn annoying?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on April 17, 2013, 12:11:11 am
Because it's an airport.


What is your guilty pleasure Disney movie?
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Post by: Meshakhad on April 17, 2013, 12:56:56 am
I don't really have one. I can't think of a Disney movie I enjoy that I consider a guilty pleasure.

What sort of shoes do you normally wear?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on April 17, 2013, 12:58:30 am
Tennis shoes.



Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on April 17, 2013, 11:21:07 am
Ha, what are these coupons you speak of?  In all seriousness I almost never use coupons.

Do you have a green thumb?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 17, 2013, 11:47:45 am
Nah, mine's more sort of pinky-beige.

Do you like furries?
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Post by: ironbite on April 17, 2013, 12:50:34 pm
Very much so.

Ironbite-have you ever gotten a Penta-Kill?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 17, 2013, 05:43:12 pm
No cause I've never played LoL


Should I Cosplay as a power ranger?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 17, 2013, 05:45:54 pm
Yes, especially if you dress up in a skimpy, sexy version of the costume.

What's your favorite kind of furry? (kinda on a furry kick right now)
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 17, 2013, 06:00:48 pm
Avian(surprise surprise!).

What planted would you like to visit, given that it won't kill you.
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Post by: Thejebusfire on April 18, 2013, 01:36:41 am
Saturn


What kind of Star Trek or Star Wars character would you be?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 18, 2013, 01:52:41 am
I'd be a background engineer - hopefully one that doesn't somehow die horribly.

Are you bisexual/bi-curious?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 18, 2013, 02:06:43 am
I am a straight leaning Bisexual.



How would you like to die (Me personally surrounded by friends and family or as I was doing something epic like sky diving.) 
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 18, 2013, 03:45:08 am
Quietly, in my sleep, like Grandpa...not screaming and yelling like the people in his car. ;)

What is your favorite sexual fantasy?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 18, 2013, 04:13:16 am
Putting my penis in an actual woman's vagina. I know, I'm into very fucked up shit, but that's just how I am.

What's your favourite song?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 18, 2013, 04:25:25 am
I do not have a favorite song.  I crave variety too much.

Why the hell am I still awake?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 18, 2013, 11:32:18 am
Because you're too busy clopping to go to sleep.

Why?
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Post by: Feral Dog on April 18, 2013, 01:19:26 pm
Because you're too busy clopping to go to sleep.

Why?

Because he likes to, that's why.

My avatar is a 90 degree angle turn off a highway that will soon be a three-way unmarked intersection on a highway. Are Tacoma engineers geniuses or what?
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 18, 2013, 05:14:57 pm
Yas ma'am

What's your favorite type of food in the US that's based on another country's food?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 18, 2013, 08:35:07 pm
Pizza.

Would you rather administer suppositories to an elephant with diahrea or spend 90 minutes trying to teach evolutionary theory to a fundie megachurch?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on April 18, 2013, 08:59:15 pm
The teaching evolution one.  I can think of a few ways to make that amusing for myself. ;)

If you could only drink water and one other drink for the rest of your life, what would the other drink be?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on April 18, 2013, 09:47:17 pm
Tea. I am at my best with a mug of tea by my side.

What isn't the answer to this question?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 18, 2013, 09:48:55 pm
Cricket.

Is it possible to both lie and tell the truth with the same statement?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 18, 2013, 10:21:18 pm
Yes


Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 18, 2013, 11:05:27 pm
It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again!

What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening!
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 19, 2013, 05:18:55 pm
I really have to pee.

What's your dream toilet?
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Post by: guizonde on April 19, 2013, 06:39:51 pm
a functionning one is good enough


what's your favorite tune right now?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on April 19, 2013, 11:50:34 pm
As of this very moment, Tom Lehrer's "The Irish Ballad"

Puppies: Meh or yay?
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Post by: Feral Dog on April 20, 2013, 01:06:23 am
As of this very moment, Tom Lehrer's "The Irish Ballad"

Puppies: Meh or yay?

Usually, Yay but mom got ANOTHER animal so Meh.

Is six dogs and eight cats in a three-bedroom house too many animals?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 20, 2013, 02:22:42 am
I'd say it is. One dog, maybe two if I'm in a good mood, is plenty for me.

Penis: Yay or nay?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 20, 2013, 02:46:54 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

Monty Python: Yay or nay?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 20, 2013, 07:32:30 am
Yay to the umpteenth degree.


Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 20, 2013, 08:25:00 am
No. Just lots of blood.

In your opinion, who is the sexiest person in the world?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 20, 2013, 01:02:27 pm
Emma Watson. And remember, in a theoretically infinite number of parallel universes, I'm doing her right now. And that's awesome.

Raptors or T-Rex: Which is cooler?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 20, 2013, 01:17:04 pm
Raptors sure they were no bigger than a turkey but still fucking Raptors.



Can you feel it in the air tonight?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on April 20, 2013, 01:24:05 pm
Of course! ... I think.

If you could have any of the Bioshock Infinite "vigors" which one would it be?
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Post by: ironbite on April 20, 2013, 01:45:33 pm
Murder of Crows.

Ironbite-how much damage could a real Wave Motion Gun do?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 20, 2013, 01:58:20 pm
Enough.

Baby sloths: Yay or nay?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on April 20, 2013, 11:38:13 pm
Yay!


Do I change my avatar to  much? 
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Post by: Feral Dog on April 21, 2013, 12:09:06 am
Yay!


Do I change my avatar to  much?

Pfft, no.

Coffee: regular or decaf?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 21, 2013, 12:12:16 am
No.

Star Wars EU: good or bad?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on April 21, 2013, 12:36:22 am
Depends on the author. A little more Timothy Zahn and a little less Kevin J. Anderson would be best.

Will we ever find ALL THE DINOSAURS?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on April 21, 2013, 09:20:30 am
Someday... someday.

Hypothetically, if the world's super powers knew about aliens visiting our planet, would you want them to come clean, or safeguard it as a secret if they thought it would keep us safe from outside threats? (We were having a discussion about this at my friend's house last night)
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 21, 2013, 12:26:50 pm
Come clean. As we saw with 9/11, knowing about a threat and keeping it secret does nothing for actual safety.

If aliens were visiting, which of these traits would you most like them to have (pick one): Smart, sexy, curious or awesome?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 21, 2013, 01:16:55 pm
Smart hopefully they will tell us about some cool interstellar stuff that will jump out tech light-years ahead of what we have now.


What is the dumbest hat you've ever seen?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 21, 2013, 04:03:34 pm
I have no idea.

What's your favorite Zelda game?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 21, 2013, 04:28:28 pm
"Link's Awakening", but it's the only one I've played.

Elves or dwarves?
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Post by: Osama bin Bambi on April 21, 2013, 04:28:34 pm
Wind Waker.

What's your favorite Pokémon?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 21, 2013, 04:31:19 pm
To answer both because Eva was ninja'd

Dwarves.  They're sturdy little shits.

My favorite Pokemon would be uh...Lapras?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 21, 2013, 05:15:22 pm
Since no one made a new question I will answer Eve's old one my favorite Pokemon is Empoleon


How do I get rid of writer's block?
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Post by: Auggziliary on April 21, 2013, 05:54:05 pm
Write the worst story ever. Or something. That's what I do with art when I'm stuck.

What is your biggest secret?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 21, 2013, 05:57:18 pm
I'm not telling.

Discworld: Yay or nay?
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Post by: Feral Dog on April 21, 2013, 11:23:07 pm
I'm not telling.

Discworld: Yay or nay?

YAY.

Vetinari or Vimes?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 21, 2013, 11:27:04 pm
They're both too awesome to decide, so I'm going to say Death. We know he's the one who's going to be there at the end.

Sandman: Morpheus or Daniel?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on May 03, 2013, 01:50:53 pm
Morpheus, just because it sounds better.

How can I keep my pet Tyrannosaurus rex from eating the neighbors?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 03, 2013, 03:29:54 pm
You can start by living on a deserted island, so that you HAVE no neighbors.

If Phil Collins wanted to fuck you without any conditions or catches, would you oblige him?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on May 03, 2013, 08:05:20 pm
Hells yeah. Of course, at this point I'd accept such an offer from just about anyone.

If a = b, b = c, c = d, d = rho, and s= pi times rho squared, why did I bother to define all these variables?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 03, 2013, 08:09:55 pm
For the hell of it.

Who is your favorite Discworld character?
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Post by: Zygarde on May 03, 2013, 08:45:55 pm
Don't know what Discworld is so I don't have one



Would you go to a concert my band had even if it sucked total balls?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 04, 2013, 12:23:01 am
I might just for curiosity sake.  Would we get to hang with you after the gig?

If you could write a "guest episode" for any show you wanted, what show would you write for and what would the plot be?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 04, 2013, 12:43:01 am
I would write a Dr. Who episode where he meets MacGuyver.

Who?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on May 04, 2013, 09:50:00 pm
Who Who?

You must be an owl.

If you could have any kind of animal (real, extinct, fictional) as a pet, what would it be and what would you train it to do?
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Post by: Alehksunos on May 05, 2013, 02:27:14 pm
(http://cw.nanako.cc/dl/ZXFY8X9W5G8PG4KBNJAJWVYFJY.png)

Specimen: Carbuncle (as portrayed in Madou Monogatari/Puyo Puyo (this one's artwork is from Puyo Puyo Fever 1 & 2 and Puyo Puyo 7, before the team updated the artwork style)).

Purpose: You see the ruby on its forehead? Train it to... uh... burn CDs (MAKE ME A MILLION!).

Next question: If this was your pet, what you train it to do instead?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 05, 2013, 02:44:42 pm
Shoot lasers at the crotches of my enemies.

Barbarians: Conan or Cohen?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 05, 2013, 07:16:33 pm
Uh...Conan?

What do you think is the most baffling attitude out there?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on May 06, 2013, 12:28:13 am
People who are willfully ignorant.  Seriously, wtf?

If you could see any band/artist in concert, alive or dead, who would it be?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 06, 2013, 12:29:51 am
Harry Chapin.

What?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 06, 2013, 12:39:22 am
What? In the butt.

You want to do it in my butt?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 06, 2013, 01:28:08 am
Yours? No. Nicki's? Definitely.

Where?
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Post by: Zygarde on May 06, 2013, 01:54:22 am
The hell hole that is Louisiana

Why does my school not run on actual logic?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 06, 2013, 02:01:21 am
That would make too much sense.

If a bear shits in the woods and nobody's around to smell it, does it make a stink?
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Post by: Feral Dog on May 06, 2013, 10:27:40 pm
That would make too much sense.

If a bear shits in the woods and nobody's around to smell it, does it make a stink?

That depends on how many cans of pepper spray it ate.

How many cans of pepper spray did the bear eat?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 06, 2013, 10:43:29 pm
Enough.

When?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 07, 2013, 12:13:38 am
Last Tuesday.

Is this (http://www.youtube.com/user/SmoothMcGroove/videos?view=0) not the greatest Youtube channel ever?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 07, 2013, 12:22:14 am
No.

Why?
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Post by: Zygarde on May 07, 2013, 12:52:21 am
I don't know and stop asking one word questions.


Should I learn to play the song Scenes from an Italian Restaurant by Billy Joel on piano?
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Post by: Feral Dog on May 12, 2013, 03:06:29 pm
I don't know and stop asking one word questions.


Should I learn to play the song Scenes from an Italian Restaurant by Billy Joel on piano?

Only if you also learn the Super Mario Theme.

Do you like waffles?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 12, 2013, 03:58:18 pm
Yes.  Freshly made waffles are the best.

Have you ever traveled outside of your country?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 12, 2013, 04:20:28 pm
Yes.

To be or not to be?
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Post by: Feral Dog on May 12, 2013, 04:57:33 pm
Yes.

To be or not to be?

That is the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 12, 2013, 05:10:47 pm
Because it was a Christian fundamentalist chicken that liked to paint crosses on roads.

Do you think porn has made you into a better person?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 14, 2013, 05:32:57 am
I like to think so. Without it, I'd have no sexual release (aside from jerking off to nothing, but that's just boring) and therefore would be a more irritable, grouchy and downright unpleasant person than I already am (if you can believe that).

Do you think I should sleep naked, tonight?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 14, 2013, 11:14:21 am
Depends on who's sleeping with you.

Vampires or zombies?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 14, 2013, 11:21:57 am
Vampires. There's nothing I'm more sick of than zombies right now.

Do you have cats in your lavatory?
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Post by: Moltar on May 14, 2013, 12:19:01 pm
No.

Do you know what?
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Post by: SpaceProg on May 14, 2013, 12:55:38 pm
I think he's on third.
Who's on second?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 14, 2013, 01:35:09 pm
Your mother.

Was Rorschach right?
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Post by: Feral Dog on May 14, 2013, 02:30:55 pm
Your mother.

Was Rorschach right?

Neither the psychologist nor the Watchman were correct.

If alchemy was real, would you learn it?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on May 14, 2013, 03:15:27 pm
Are we talking "turn lead into gold" alchemy, "create the elixir of life" alchemy, or Fullmetal Alchemist alchemy?
No, yes and yes, respectively.

If you could summon the ghost of any (dead) person and ask one question, who would you choose?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on May 16, 2013, 10:32:08 pm
Tesla, and figure out what his plans for bringing power to the people where.

If you could have any extinct animal for a pet, what would it be?
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Post by: Zygarde on May 16, 2013, 11:28:04 pm
Raptor cause they are raptors they kick all major forms of ass even if they are the size of a turkey and kind of look like the son of a derp
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Post by: ironbite on May 17, 2013, 01:29:57 am
....what'd you say about me?
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Post by: Feral Dog on May 17, 2013, 02:19:53 pm
....what'd you say about me?

I said, "ironbite is coming!"

But where is he coming from?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 17, 2013, 03:02:51 pm
He's coming on your back.

(Just to make up for that in-terrible-taste answer) What's the worst thing you can say to describe me?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on May 17, 2013, 05:48:20 pm
You're of the same species as Hitler.


Who would you describe as the worst person who died before the 20th century?
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Post by: Feral Dog on May 17, 2013, 07:39:16 pm
You're of the same species as Hitler.


Who would you describe as the worst person who died before the 20th century?

Oh, jeez that's a tough one. History is littered with em, but I guess I'll go with familiar ground and say Robespierre.
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Post by: Saturn500 on May 17, 2013, 08:43:38 pm
No question? SKIPPED!

Though, really, I feel the same way.

How much wood would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood?
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Post by: Cataclysm on May 17, 2013, 09:17:33 pm
It would fuck how much wood a woodchuck would fuck if a woodchuck could fuck wood.

Does God exist?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 17, 2013, 09:42:04 pm
Depends entirely on what you mean by "God".

Your preference for Death as an anthropomorphic personification: Cruel and pitiless, or merciful and caring?
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Post by: Feral Dog on May 18, 2013, 02:14:27 am
Depends entirely on what you mean by "God".

Your preference for Death as an anthropomorphic personification: Cruel and pitiless, or merciful and caring?

The Pratchett one: It's just a job, he's really a nice guy who likes kittens.

Toy Story Buzz Lightyear, or cartoon Buzz Lightyear?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 06, 2013, 03:40:23 am
Depends entirely on what you mean by "God".

Your preference for Death as an anthropomorphic personification: Cruel and pitiless, or merciful and caring?

The Pratchett one: It's just a job, he's really a nice guy who likes kittens.

Toy Story Buzz Lightyear, or cartoon Buzz Lightyear?
Toy Story Buzz. Existential crises are fun!

If you became a savior type figure, but grew to hate your shallow followers, would you continue to suffer to be their hero, or take them all down with you?
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Post by: Commissar Kaz on July 13, 2013, 04:30:14 pm
Take 'em down with me, definitely.

If you had to follow any fictional religion, which would it be?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 13, 2013, 04:32:01 pm
The Church of Om.

What is the most ridiculous thing about your life?
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Post by: ironbite on July 13, 2013, 04:36:41 pm
Belar.  Who wouldn't want to get drunk with a God?

Ironbite-which type of fantasy world would you love to live in?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 13, 2013, 04:37:55 pm
Discworld

(and since I got skipped)

What is the most ridiculous thing about your life?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 13, 2013, 07:16:33 pm
Discworld

(and since I got skipped)

What is the most ridiculous thing about your life?
The fact "my girlfriend's girlfriend's boyfriend" is a serious thing in my life.

What did you last eat?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on July 14, 2013, 01:52:45 am
Popcorn.

What was the 7th last thing you ate?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 14, 2013, 02:21:38 am
Your mother.

Old-time writers with hilariously filthy senses of humor: Chaucer or Shakespeare?
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Post by: Zygarde on July 14, 2013, 03:44:34 am
Shakespeare since he's the only one I've heard of



Would you listen to J-Pop? (I do I like it more than I like regular pop especially a Japanese rap group called Home Made 家族.)
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Post by: Feral Dog on July 14, 2013, 05:01:52 am
I listen to just about anything, so long as I think it sounds good (pretty much rules out almost all country made past 1980 and almost all religious works, and one or two other songs). So yes, as long as I think it sounds good I'll listen to it.

If you could only listen to one of two songs for the rest of your life, would you pick: Ode To Joy, or Thrift Shop?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 14, 2013, 07:49:59 am
I listen to just about anything, so long as I think it sounds good (pretty much rules out almost all country made past 1980 and almost all religious works, and one or two other songs). So yes, as long as I think it sounds good I'll listen to it.

If you could only listen to one of two songs for the rest of your life, would you pick: Ode To Joy, or Thrift Shop?
Suicide, or nothing ever again. I hate both.

Which is more attractive, Rammstein, or Crossdressing Rammstein?

(click to show/hide)
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Post by: guizonde on July 25, 2013, 10:15:39 am
female: they look better than lufthansa stewardesses, but probably not as efficient actually stewarding you... but yeah, i don't find the rammstein guys attractive...

are you more outdoorsy or more metropolitan? (do you prefer living in the countryside or the city?)
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Post by: Veras on July 25, 2013, 10:55:59 am
Metropolitan.  I've spent the last six years living in places where I could go just about anywhere in Indianapolis within 15 minutes, and most of my basic needs could be met without leaving walking distance.  I'm now living in a place on the west edge of the city, and it takes me 30 minutes to get to work.  I find this to be an incredible waste of time and gas.

If you had the chance to start college today, what would you major in?  If you are in or already have completed college, is this choice different that the one you made the first time?  Why the change?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 25, 2013, 12:49:17 pm
I would take a "career path" program to become a vet tech, because I love animals.

Bo staff or cestus?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on July 25, 2013, 08:44:17 pm
Bo staff.

If you could implement YOURSELF into any currently known fictional universe, which would it be?
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Post by: Zygarde on July 25, 2013, 09:05:13 pm
Star Trek for one reason and one reason only SPACE FUCKING NAVY!!!!!!(You do not know how much I want this to be a thing.)


(I asked this before but I like to get other peoples opinions on it.) Should I join the Navy after high school?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on July 25, 2013, 09:21:12 pm
Yes.

If Abe Lincoln and George Washington got into a fight who’d win?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 25, 2013, 09:23:06 pm
Abe Lincoln. He was quite the boxer and wrestler in his day.

Tools as improvised weapons: Hammer or ax?
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Post by: Valerius on July 25, 2013, 10:48:58 pm
Hammer. It can be used more effectively if your assailant gets in your face.

Wine or beer?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on July 26, 2013, 12:59:58 am
I'm not a fan of either, but there at least some kinds of beer I find tolerable (darker beers, typically, for some unknown reason). Not so for wine. So beer wins by default.

What typical movie monster (vampires, zombies, werewolves, etc.) do you find the scariest?
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Post by: ironbite on July 26, 2013, 01:05:48 am
Zombies due to my fear of being eaten alive.

Ironbite-that said...eaten alive or thrown off a really high cliff?
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Post by: Valerius on July 26, 2013, 01:10:26 am
Thrown off a really high cliff. Finally hitting the ground at the end of your fall is a hell of a lot faster than being eaten alive.

What's your favourite animal?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 26, 2013, 02:17:28 am
Cats.

What is your favorite horror movie?
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Post by: Zygarde on July 26, 2013, 01:32:02 pm
Event Horizen one of the few I can actually sit through.


Worst movie you've seen in the past few months?
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Post by: Feral Dog on July 26, 2013, 10:03:01 pm
Event Horizen one of the few I can actually sit through.


Worst movie you've seen in the past few months?

Toss up between Sweet Home Alabama and A Walk to Remember.

Do you read anthro comics?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 26, 2013, 10:16:13 pm
Event Horizen one of the few I can actually sit through.


Worst movie you've seen in the past few months?

Toss up between Sweet Home Alabama and A Walk to Remember.

Do you read anthro comics?
Rarely.

Piracy or buying?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 26, 2013, 10:18:59 pm
Buying.

Which is more disturbing: Animated hentacles or real bestiality?
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Post by: Feral Dog on July 26, 2013, 10:21:55 pm
Buying.

Which is more disturbing: Animated hentacles or real bestiality?

The real thing.

Would you rather have Diabetes or Arthritis?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on July 28, 2013, 06:36:58 am
Diabetes, hands down.

Best use of Amazing Grace ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z89RzJGNCTI)?
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Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 28, 2013, 06:45:55 am
YES.

Am I the law?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 28, 2013, 11:09:35 am
YES.

Am I the law?
Yes. You are the law.

Is god funny, or scary?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 28, 2013, 12:00:07 pm
If imaginary, funny. If real, terrifying. This includes the actions of people who think he's real.

Personal hypothesis: Jesus, Buddha and other religious figures who practiced radical pacifism and love didn't actually believe in God or the supernatural, but were using such teachings as allegories for the effect people have on the world around them. For example, reincarnation and karma could be allegories about how what we do ripples throughout the world and into the future, usually in ways we can't even imagine.
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 28, 2013, 12:22:00 pm
Yes, that is the best question ever!

A/S/L?
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Post by: Feral Dog on July 28, 2013, 08:46:51 pm
23/F/Tacoma, WA

Are you allergic to anything?
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Post by: Indikins on July 28, 2013, 08:53:07 pm
I am allergic to Elastoplast bandaids, a type of bug spray and possibly a type of spray-on deodorant. And maybe bees, slightly.

Do you find women with short hair and/or men with long hair attractive?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on July 28, 2013, 09:33:29 pm
Unconditional yes for women with short hair. Men with long hair, depending on  the exact style, but often yes.

Would you rather: Become a cyborg, be uploaded into an android, or remain a 100% fleshy human?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 28, 2013, 10:50:03 pm
As long as I still had all my senses, I'd love an android body. Otherwise, remain human.

Improvised weapon: clothes iron or unopened soda can?
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Post by: Zygarde on July 28, 2013, 11:48:25 pm
Cloths iron since I have actually used that as a weapon once.


What would you do  for $1000000000?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on July 29, 2013, 12:58:53 am
Ride a genetically engineered T-Rex.

What's the last thing you ate?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 29, 2013, 01:02:35 am
Your mom.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Post by: Indikins on July 29, 2013, 02:11:14 am
Invade Poland.

Would you rather live in the Warhammer 40k world or New Jersey?
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Post by: Askold on July 29, 2013, 02:26:23 am
New Jersey. As much as I love the 40k setting I do not wish to live there. And it's a lot easier to get out of New Jersey than to survive in Warhammer universe.

Would you rather be able to fly (without any equipments that is) or breathe underwater?
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Post by: Zygarde on July 29, 2013, 08:33:04 am
Breathe underwater I'm learning how to be a marine biologist so that would be a great thing for me.


Have you ever listened  to the Jeff Waynes musical version of War of The Worlds?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on July 29, 2013, 09:45:03 am
No, but that sounds... interesting.

Have you ever been in a fist fight?
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Post by: Zygarde on July 29, 2013, 09:48:51 am
Yes four times...I've lost all of them. (One fight I got hit in the face eight times and still kept fighting)


Would you read anything I wrote? (like fanfics and the such.)
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 29, 2013, 10:47:20 am
Yes four times...I've lost all of them. (One fight I got hit in the face eight times and still kept fighting)


Would you read anything I wrote? (like fanfics and the such.)
Sure, if I'm into the fandom or it's an original work.

What would you do to own a bar in the Klondike?
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Post by: Zygarde on July 29, 2013, 07:20:32 pm
...nothing... .


What is your personal theme song? (Mines are a mix up between "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk and "Johnny B. Goode" by Chuck Berry)
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 29, 2013, 08:19:18 pm
...nothing... .


What is your personal theme song? (Mines are a mix up between "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk and "Johnny B. Goode" by Chuck Berry)
The Fragile (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5FbMYwRapU) by Nine Inch Nails. Long story short, when the person you love is a depressed paranoid schizophrenic (with problems with crowds and physical contact) that's stopped you from killing yourself several times, you become extremely dedicated.

Who's your personal hero?
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Post by: guizonde on July 29, 2013, 09:44:03 pm
that guy (tm). that guy who's always got a snappy repartie, who's always nice to everyone because he just is, that guy who's always got spare change for a stranger in the metro, that guy who lets others cut in front of him at the grocery store, that guy who's so great yet doesn't know it so he's never arrogant. you all know that guy, and he's my hero. the perfect epitome of the perfect gentleman.

but if we're talking about real people, probably chuck schuldiner, everyone said he was a great guy to know, and he is the father of death metal, after all.

you can grant one wish(no bullshit, no repercussions, just like you intend the wish to be): for whom?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 30, 2013, 01:24:29 am
that guy (tm). that guy who's always got a snappy repartie, who's always nice to everyone because he just is, that guy who's always got spare change for a stranger in the metro, that guy who lets others cut in front of him at the grocery store, that guy who's so great yet doesn't know it so he's never arrogant. you all know that guy, and he's my hero. the perfect epitome of the perfect gentleman.

but if we're talking about real people, probably chuck schuldiner, everyone said he was a great guy to know, and he is the father of death metal, after all.

you can grant one wish(no bullshit, no repercussions, just like you intend the wish to be): for whom?
My girlfriend. Not even a hard question, because she deserves it (I'd be dead several times over if not for her), and although my first impulse would be myself, my brain would hit me for that.

You are going to die in a year. What's your bucket list?

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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on July 30, 2013, 04:28:01 pm
Assuming money's no object.

I'd probably spend the year travelling by rail. Fitting in these at some point:
Petra,
Egypt to see the pyramids, sphinx, and tombs.
Somewhere where I could see the northern lights
Disneyland, Universal Studios
Trans-Siberian railway.

And i'd like to go to space. So nothing big.

What's your favourite fairytale?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 30, 2013, 06:41:00 pm
Fuck the original fairytales, my favorite is always the lampooned version Terry Pratchett writes in the Discworld books.

What is your favorite Rush Limbaugh quote? (I know, it's a toughie)
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Post by: Ghoti on September 10, 2013, 07:39:03 pm
[To an African American female caller]: “Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.” Simply because it concisely illustrates what kind of person shitstain Rush Limbaugh is.

If you could become any animal, what animal would you choose and why?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 10, 2013, 07:55:46 pm
A dragon. Because fuck biology and physics, I weigh eighty tons and I can breath fire and fly!

You have the opportunity to replace one body part with a mechanical version that works better than the original, including any senses. What do you choose and why?
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 10, 2013, 08:15:53 pm
A dragon. Because fuck biology and physics, I weigh eighty tons and I can breath fire and fly!

You have the opportunity to replace one body part with a mechanical version that works better than the original, including any senses. What do you choose and why?

Assuming that they aren't really obviously mechanical, I would change my eyes, because I have crappy vision and would obviously prefer it to be better.

If you could go back to any period of history, when/where would you go?
 
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Post by: Ghoti on September 10, 2013, 09:10:54 pm
I'd want to go to ancient Sparta, where the men are men and the women are fucking BAMFs.

If you were a game designer god(dess) and you wanted to make an interesting type of alien, what would they be like and why?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 10, 2013, 09:39:18 pm
They'd be a race of humanlike, but extremely idealized, nudist orgy aliens that had a free love future where sex was as common as saying hi. Why? Sexy orgy aliens. That's all.

If you could change one thing about the human body, what would it be?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 10, 2013, 09:55:55 pm
Make it so that, instead of this menstruating bullshit, human females just went into heat at certain times.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 10, 2013, 09:58:54 pm
Height. I would be 6'1 instead of 5'6.

If you could marry one celebrity, who would it be?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 10, 2013, 10:13:32 pm
Assuming we're counting fictional characters as celebrities, Holo from "Spice and Wolf". Badass adorable, thy name is Holo.

Which D&D class are you?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 10, 2013, 10:27:39 pm
Necromancer (Chaotic Neutral one at that.)


Which D&D class do you hate.
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Post by: Ghoti on September 10, 2013, 10:47:39 pm
Necromancer (Chaotic Neutral one at that.)


Which D&D class do you hate.
I don't remember the name but I hate the sneaky little bastards that run from fights/get oneshotted and don't do anything useful.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodch-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
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Post by: Leafy on September 14, 2013, 06:33:42 pm
I'm not sure...

Do you like hedgehogs?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 14, 2013, 07:03:41 pm
Yes I do, especially ones that are made of kittens, jam, and RAGE.

What do you plan on naming your child(ren)?
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Post by: Feral Dog on September 16, 2013, 05:11:02 pm
Yes I do, especially ones that are made of kittens, jam, and RAGE.

What do you plan on naming your child(ren)?

Probably something ridiculously bland, unless it comes with a name already (If I have any, it's going to be through adoption.)
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 18, 2013, 02:36:49 pm
No, I don't think I can read invisible questions.

If you could have any kind of animal (living, extinct, fantasy, etc.) as a pet, what would it be?
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Post by: RavynousHunter on September 20, 2013, 09:26:01 am
A young gold dragon, less looking like the ones from D&D and more like a gold-hued version of a normal, Western red dragon.  With 4 legs, because I don't want a giant pterodactyl.  Talk about interstate travel!

If you could meet one historical figure, who would they be and why?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 20, 2013, 12:58:30 pm
A young gold dragon, less looking like the ones from D&D and more like a gold-hued version of a normal, Western red dragon.  With 4 legs, because I don't want a giant pterodactyl.  Talk about interstate travel!

If you could meet one historical figure, who would they be and why?
Hmmm... So many historical hotties I'd like to bed...  :P

Really though I'd like to meet Eleanor Roosevelt, because she was a BAMF.

What would your reaction be if you met your clone?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 20, 2013, 09:31:44 pm
Wonder who would want to clone me since...well I'm not a person worth cloning.


How would you react to meeting your alt-universe self?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 20, 2013, 09:42:57 pm
Wonder who would want to clone me since...well I'm not a person worth cloning.


How would you react to meeting your alt-universe self?
(That's not true! I'd love to have a clone of you. For, uh, you know, science. Yeah. Science.)
I'd wonder who this fucknugget thinks he is. Then I'd either kill him, fuck him, or we'd take over the world together.

If you could warp reality in any way you chose for one hour (and the changes would stick after the hour was up), what would you do?
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Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 21, 2013, 12:09:02 am
Wonder who would want to clone me since...well I'm not a person worth cloning.


How would you react to meeting your alt-universe self?
(That's not true! I'd love to have a clone of you. For, uh, you know, science. Yeah. Science.)
I'd wonder who this fucknugget thinks he is. Then I'd either kill him, fuck him, or we'd take over the world together.

If you could warp reality in any way you chose for one hour (and the changes would stick after the hour was up), what would you do?
Take over reality and make everyone but those I care about completely subservient to me.

If you could have two cats or one cat that never becomes a cat and instead stays an undying kitten, which would you take?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 21, 2013, 12:48:28 am
Two cats a cat that stayed a kitten and never dies seems kinda cruel to me.

Would you read the novel I'm working on?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 21, 2013, 02:03:46 am
Two cats a cat that stayed a kitten and never dies seems kinda cruel to me.

Would you read the novel I'm working on?
Yes please, send it to me. I can offer Trope-filled analysis and constructive criticism.

Am I as pathetic as I think I am (please consult The Ex Thread (http://fqa.digibase.ca/index.php?topic=5024.0) before passing judgement)
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Post by: Feral Dog on September 21, 2013, 02:37:12 am
Two cats a cat that stayed a kitten and never dies seems kinda cruel to me.

Would you read the novel I'm working on?
Yes please, send it to me. I can offer Trope-filled analysis and constructive criticism.

Am I as pathetic as I think I am (please consult The Ex Thread (http://fqa.digibase.ca/index.php?topic=5024.0) before passing judgement)

No, just sad for a while. You'll get better.
(I would also like to read the novel)

If Adventure Time's Magic Man messed with you, what would you do?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 21, 2013, 02:55:25 am
Wonder what business reality has working by Adventure Time logic.

What's your favorite scar story?(Yanno, the story of how you got *that* scar.)
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Post by: Feral Dog on September 21, 2013, 03:33:14 am
My dad's:

"Well, I didn't want to get up and grab the nail gun, so I pulled the cord and the gun slid down and nailed my knee together and then the firefighters had to get me off the roof."

Would you rather all pillows vanish or all blankets vanish, never to exist again?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 21, 2013, 03:50:17 am
My dad's:

"Well, I didn't want to get up and grab the nail gun, so I pulled the cord and the gun slid down and nailed my knee together and then the firefighters had to get me off the roof."

Would you rather all pillows vanish or all blankets vanish, never to exist again?
All pillows. Then I can still wad up the blankets to prop up my neck (which I end up doing anyway).

Would you rather become a Spartan (from HALO) or a Specte (from Mass Effect)?
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Post by: Sour Grapes on September 22, 2013, 07:08:49 am
A Spectre.  They're the ultimate badasses.

Do you like marshmallow cream in your hot chocolate?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 22, 2013, 02:14:50 pm
No. I get white chocolate hot chocolate and put raspberry syrup in it.

How many boards would the Mongol hoards hoard if the Mongol hoards got bored?
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Post by: Askold on September 22, 2013, 02:31:36 pm
Scores.

Would you rather get a power armour (Like space marines, Iron man or Spartans etc.) or cybernetic (Robocop, Halo spartans, Deus ex etc.) upgrades?

Note that the power up wether suit or body would be roughly equivalent in their effects. The main difference being that the cybernetics are always with you and cause major changes to your body while the suit leaves your body the way it is now but can be lost and you might get in danger while out of the suit.
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Post by: Ghoti on September 22, 2013, 03:48:17 pm
Cybernetic upgrades. I wouldn't even fight crime or anything, I'd just be even lazier than I already am.

Chocolate and caramel or chocolate and mint?
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Post by: Sour Grapes on September 22, 2013, 07:56:54 pm
Yes please!

Have you played Dead Space? And if so, doesn't Chapter 5 drive you up the freaking wall?!
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Post by: Ghoti on September 22, 2013, 08:06:44 pm
YEEEESS AUUGGHHHH

Who do you think would win in a fistfight: Commander Shepard or Batman?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 22, 2013, 09:34:04 pm
Batman. Batman can beat anyone if given sufficient preparation time.

Humans live only 80-90 years while turtles can get up to 200. How is that fair?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 22, 2013, 10:01:38 pm
(I think you missed the fistfight bit.)

It's fair because turtles spend all winter sleep while humans buy lots of things they don't need and give them to people they don't like.

Do you have any double joints?
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Post by: Feral Dog on September 23, 2013, 12:48:38 am
Double joints? Yeah man, it's like, totally legal in my state now.  8)

What is your favorite fanfiction?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 23, 2013, 09:03:46 am
Either Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained or Glorious Shotgun Princess. Both ME fanfics, both very good.

What's your favorite dark comedy?
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 23, 2013, 02:06:04 pm
Has to be The League of Gentlemen.

Are you local?
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Post by: Askold on September 23, 2013, 02:35:55 pm
No. Despite living at Tampere for a few years I still consider myself an outsider here and feel that my "home" is the region where I grew up.

Do you ever lay awake at night and think about every single mistake you have ever done?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 23, 2013, 02:49:11 pm
Only in the context of my failed relationship.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 23, 2013, 06:21:02 pm
I once ate glass when I was seven (Don't ask.)


What is your theme song as of today (Mine is Here I go Again by Whitesnake.)
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Post by: Ghoti on September 23, 2013, 07:03:36 pm
Mad World by Tears for Fears, arranged by Gary Jules.

If you could combine two animals, which two would you combine and why?
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Post by: Indikins on October 14, 2013, 09:54:04 pm
I would combine a gorilla and an elephant. Both are formidable combatants, are extremely intelligent and have demonstrated the ability to grieve and perform acts of altruism. Hopefully, this would create a kinder, more intelligent species more able to defend itself from poachers.

Would you rather be spontaneously and permanently transformed into a Republican or a small insect?
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Post by: Ghoti on October 14, 2013, 10:58:41 pm
An insect. I would hurt fewer people.

If you could choose between mind reading and telekinesis, which would you choose?
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Post by: The Illusive Man on October 15, 2013, 01:41:57 am
Mind reading because:
It segments physical and mental tasks. Mental focus should include processing the information from your environment leaving the manipulation of physical objects to muscle groups. Atrophying one over the other is maladaptive.

Supernaturally enhanced metacommunication, being able to check the facial expressions and subtle body language of a person against their current thoughts would be an effective means of detecting deception.



You are attempting to establish an Ethernet connection on interface Eth0 via DHCP for an Android operating system. The following commands are not available from terminal: ifconfig, route and dig. What command do you use?
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Post by: Zygarde on October 15, 2013, 01:58:43 am
Hell If I know.

What is the meaning of life?  ( I swear if none of you get this reference I will gut all of you.)
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Post by: Ghoti on October 15, 2013, 02:07:49 am
42.

What is your favorite TV show?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on October 15, 2013, 09:00:29 pm
I'd have to say Star Trek in general.

Why does my cat headbutt me whenever I try to put her food dish down in front of her?
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Post by: Feral Dog on October 15, 2013, 09:17:15 pm
Headbutts are affectionate gestures. Humans providing for kitty's needs deserve affection.

How many pets are too many?
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Post by: Ghoti on October 15, 2013, 09:46:43 pm
It depends on the type of pets, resources of the owner, and general common sense. I've known people who can't keep two goldfish alive for more than a week and I've known people who have whole colonies of well-cared-for cats. It depends on the time and money you can set aside for your animals.

If you could jump into any fictional world at any point in the continuity, what world would you go to and what would be happening?
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Post by: Indikins on October 16, 2013, 09:01:46 pm
Orion's Arm. I would choose to be dropped into one of the nicer Sephirotic Empires, and hopefully be rapidly upgraded into an immortal transhuman living in a technological utopia.

If you had to be dropped into any fictional world, which world would you LEAST like to go to?
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Post by: Ghoti on October 16, 2013, 09:12:47 pm
I don't think I'd last very long in the Wathammer 40k universe... Or in the world of Call of Cthulhu.

If you could painlessly and permenantly transform into any type of alien from the Mass Effect universe, which one would you want to be?
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Post by: Zygarde on October 17, 2013, 02:03:02 am
Krogan live for thousands of years can shrug off almost any blow and every alien in the galaxy (Including the Reapers.) fucking fears you what's not to love.


Which Mass Effect alien would you least want to be?
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Post by: Ghoti on October 17, 2013, 02:19:40 am
I'd hate to be a vorcha or a volus. Neither of these seem like much fun.

If you could write another episode of any cancelled or finished TV show, what TV show would you choose and what would the episode be like?
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Post by: Indikins on November 03, 2013, 09:34:15 pm
Firefly. I would make an episode so awesome and popular that it would allow for the making of several more seasons.

If you had the ability to alter any aspect of your body in any way you wish, what would you change?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 04, 2013, 12:01:55 am
I would give myself rock-hard abs and pecs where my breasts used to be.

What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a parent say to you?
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Post by: Feral Dog on November 04, 2013, 01:13:38 am
I would give myself rock-hard abs and pecs where my breasts used to be.

What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a parent say to you?

"I know you believe in evolution, but it's okay to be sad that your uncle is dead."

If you could be Batman or Iron Man, which would you be?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 04, 2013, 01:33:28 am
Batman. Because he is the goddamn Batman. Also, I prefer Bruce's brand of daddy issues to Tony's (though I of course like RDJ more than Christian Bale.)

If you could have the physical abilities of any animal, which one would you pick and why?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 04, 2013, 01:41:53 am
This one is too easy. Peregrine Falcon, obviously. Wel, anything with flight, but the "diving at 200 mph" is really too epic to pass up.

How will it all end?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 04, 2013, 02:37:55 am
Not with a whimper or a bang, but with the sigh of someone who's just stopped giving a fuck.

Which Joss Whedon production is your favorite?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on November 04, 2013, 02:56:09 am
I haven't seen any of his stuff (at least that I know of).

What's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 04, 2013, 03:11:05 am
Hard to decide between these two:

I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12.

Until I was 11, I thought that women just sort of magically got pregnant after marrying guys. Although I was skeptical of that at least.

...wow, I can't believe just how gullible I was.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: largeham on November 04, 2013, 07:25:47 am
His side of the footpath was undergoing maintenance and so was closed off.

Would you ever unironically sing Kenny Loggin's Danger Zone?
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Post by: Veras on November 04, 2013, 12:01:39 pm
I don't know what that is, so probably not.

Why is playing with fire so much fun?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 04, 2013, 03:20:12 pm
Because making something extremely dangerous your bitch is an ego boost. Plus fire comes in pretty colours.

Why do all my cats like to sleep on my feet?
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Post by: Zygarde on November 04, 2013, 08:39:53 pm
I guess feet are worm my dog sleeps on my stomach when he gets too.


Why do my classmates continue to act like four year olds despite the fact that the majority are at least 17 to 18 years old and are in 11th grade.
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Post by: Ghoti on November 04, 2013, 09:34:16 pm
Because people are hormone-riddled idiots.

Why can I create a whole new imaginary universe with its own set of rules in about five minutes but can't draw a freaking cat in less than an hour?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 05, 2013, 05:53:38 am
Because you have a high Intelligence and a low Dexterity.

Are there any good things about being transgender?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 05, 2013, 09:29:31 am
The "AW YISS MUTHAFUCKIN PASSING PRIVLEDGE" moments when a stranger perceives you as your desired gender.

Why does my cat keep asking for pets and then biting me before I can touch her?
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Post by: Veras on November 05, 2013, 10:57:31 am
Because your cat is a dick.  Don't worry, most cats are.

If you could make any inanimate object come to life to be your best friend, which one would you choose and why?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 05, 2013, 07:21:27 pm
My phone, so that I could yell "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU" and it would yell "I'M OVER HERE FUCKFACE RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME" and I would never lose my phone again.

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which food would you want to eat?
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on November 05, 2013, 07:35:19 pm
My phone, so that I could yell "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU" and it would yell "I'M OVER HERE FUCKFACE RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME" and I would never lose my phone again.

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which food would you want to eat?

Salt & Vinegar crisps.

What's your favourite crisp flavour?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 05, 2013, 08:39:51 pm
Salt and Vinegar, actually. *high-fives Flying Mint Bunny*

What is the scariest/creepiest animal that has ever existed?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 05, 2013, 09:09:58 pm
I nominate the deep-sea hatchetfish. Bulgy eyes, more teeth than the Osmond family, and a face not even its mother could love... Yikes.

Who is best pony?
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Post by: Indikins on November 06, 2013, 05:05:07 am
Pinkie Pie.

You are given the chance to become a powerful sorceror, but this requires the sacrifice of an animal such as a dog, badger, large bird etc. every four months. Do you take this opportunity?
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on November 06, 2013, 06:10:30 am
Pinkie Pie.

You are given the chance to become a powerful sorceror, but this requires the sacrifice of an animal such as a dog, badger, large bird etc. every four months. Do you take this opportunity?

Yes, I eat meat, so I would just replace some of the meat I already eat with animal sacrifice.

What is your favourite fish?
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Post by: Indikins on November 06, 2013, 06:39:02 am
The alligator gar.

If you became the emperor/empress of the world, what would be your first edict?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 06, 2013, 11:40:42 am
Affordable, competent healthcare for everyone.

When was the last time you kissed someone?
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Post by: Zygarde on November 06, 2013, 06:35:19 pm
I'd say a year ago with my ex girlfriend.


How much money would it take for you to do something morally wrong?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 06, 2013, 07:01:59 pm
Depends what kind of money (and what kind of morals) we're talking, but I'm half-seriously considering becoming a professional assassin. Good pay, flexible hours, never a dull moment... Of course, it's got its risks, but there's always a demand for someone to disappear.

What is your favorite breed of dog?
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Post by: Indikins on November 07, 2013, 12:57:30 am
Shitzu. I find them extremely adorable.

What does the fox say?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 07, 2013, 03:50:54 am
They kind of yip and yowl like most small dogs, if you want an honest answer.

How did Noah manage to fit all those animals aboard the Ark?
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Post by: Indikins on November 07, 2013, 08:17:39 pm
The entrance to the lower deck was actually a quantum portal leading to a number of seperate pocket dimensions in which he kept the animals.

Why does the Bible say that bats are birds?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on November 07, 2013, 08:30:31 pm
It's based entirely on the premise that there's an invisible man in the sky who's constantly watching you and loves you so much that he'll roast you alive for all eternity, should you ever swear or masturbate or fart in public. You really can't expect much in the way of sound reasoning in that mess.

Would you ever consider it appropriate to yell at inanimate objects?
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Post by: Feral Dog on November 07, 2013, 09:19:47 pm
If robots become sentient and one of them's a big enough jackass, yes.

If robots have reached that point, are they still inanimate objects?
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Post by: Indikins on November 07, 2013, 11:43:04 pm
No, because if they are sentient enough to be jackasses, then they aren't objects any more than we are haunches of meat.

What is your favourite work of science fiction?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 07, 2013, 11:54:31 pm
The Mass Effect series, except for the parts that are shit.

What's your most interesting scar story,
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 08, 2013, 12:38:35 am
Actually, the lack of story is the most interesting part. I suffered pneumonia in the summer of 2012 and almost died, and between the time I was admitted to the hospital's ICU and when my parents flew in to see me in recovery, I still have a completely blank space in my memory. At some point during that gap I acquired a huge creepy black mark on my right arm that is still visible as a faded blemish over a year later. I have yet to figure out what caused it.

Although the memory gap is what bothers me the most.

What is the worst meme ever to plague the internets?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 08, 2013, 01:10:41 am
Hmm, that's in interesting quest- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. (ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL is much better.)

If you were psycic and knew that your baby sister was going to become a murderer as an adult, what would you do?
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Post by: Indikins on November 08, 2013, 02:27:24 am
I have a scar on the left side of my head, under my hair. When I was three, I fell off the third rung of a ladder and broke a large rock in two with my skull. My mum ran me to the hospital covered in my blood and the reception lady told her to go sit in the waiting room.

Which are cooler: ninja or pirates?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 08, 2013, 02:50:04 am
That's not an answer to the question I asked, but okay. Pirates.

What is your favorite way of eating potatoes (mashed, French fries, potato chips/crisps, etc)?
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Post by: Indikins on November 08, 2013, 03:01:29 am
(My computer didn't tell me there were more posts since I'd begun typing for some reason. Also apparently I type as slow as molasses.)

Murderer sister: Before the murder, I would send an anonymous tip to the cops that someone would be murdered soon. Hopefully, they might be able to avert that timeline.

Potatoes: mashed. You can do anything with mashed potatoes.


Why do the asari from Mass Effect piss me off so much?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 08, 2013, 03:06:56 am
I'm not in your head, so I have no idea. I thought that they were an excellent reconstruction of the "green skinned space babe/our space elves are better" tropes, especially if you find out their history with the From Ashes dlc.

Why so serious?
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Post by: Indikins on November 08, 2013, 03:36:04 am
Well, I'm more pissed off because I felt that the whole sexy thing was being constantly shoved down my throat, but that's just personal opinion. Doesn't matter.

I'm so serious because a clown-themed murderer who the Goddamn Batman can't kill is talking to me.

How does Tali manage to be so attractive?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 08, 2013, 03:49:52 am
It's a delicate balance between her naïveté, her accent, her HIPS, and her deadliness with a big frickin'  shotgun. Personally, my Shep always saw her as a surrogate little sister, and was overjoyed (and over-adorkabled) when Talibrations happened.

What is your favorite ME conversation with a squadmate or plot-crucial NPC?
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Post by: Indikins on November 08, 2013, 04:33:59 am
The conversation in which Mordin first sings his version of I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General is both funny and a moment of sharp humanisation. And eventually very sad.

ME2's Jack: hot or not?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 08, 2013, 12:00:40 pm
Very hot. And somewhat scary.

Who survived on Virmire?
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Post by: Zygarde on November 09, 2013, 07:06:14 pm
Depends on what Shep I'm playing if it's male Shep it's Kaiden if it's fem Shep it's Asley so it really depends.


Who is the better wise cracking sniper?

Sgt. Avery Junior Johnson or Garrus Vakarian.
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Post by: Askold on November 10, 2013, 08:56:51 am
I'm going to go with Garrus simply because as far as I've understood Johnson isn't a sniper and therefore is disqualified from this contest.

Would you like to have eyes that glow in the dark?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 10, 2013, 01:04:34 pm
Sure. At least then I'd have a valid reason for wearing sunglasses after dark.

What was the strangest/most disturbing thing you'd heard come out of a small child's mouth?
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Post by: Feral Dog on November 10, 2013, 02:45:45 pm
"We should feed all the bad guys to the Africans."

If every food tasted like itself plus bacon, would that be a good or bad thing?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 10, 2013, 03:07:16 pm
Bad thing. I don't like bacon.

Would it be cool if my name was William Aaron R(train horn)?
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Post by: Zygarde on November 10, 2013, 09:21:40 pm
I guess I don't put much stock into names not even my own.


Have you seen the show RWBY? (If not watch it now!!)
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Post by: Ghoti on November 10, 2013, 11:09:50 pm
Never heard of it.

Should I set aside a sizable portion of my paycheck in my savings account or spend it all on hookers and blow?
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Post by: Feral Dog on November 11, 2013, 12:27:31 am
Never heard of it.

Should I set aside a sizable portion of my paycheck in my savings account or spend it all on hookers and blow?

 You should set aside a sizable portion of your paycheck in your savings account, and then you can spend it on top-quality hookers and blow. Priorities, man!

Should you fill in the blank?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 11, 2013, 01:06:44 am
Only if we're playing Mad Libs or Russian roulette.

Should I tell my friend of five years that I've had a crush on him (on and off, depending on whatever else was going on) since about two years ago?
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Post by: Indikins on November 12, 2013, 06:24:09 pm
Well, you did mention elsewhere that he's just come out a relationship, so I'd at least wait a while until he's recovered at least somewhat. It's hard to say how he or anyone would react to being told that, so try to see how the wind blows and consider your course of action once he's better.

Why are MtF trans people more frequently depicted in media than FtM people (if this is true)?
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Post by: Zygarde on November 12, 2013, 07:26:12 pm
I would imagine cause for the most part it differs far away from the norm I mean it's less socially acceptable for a man to wear a dress and act feminine than it is for a woman to wear pants. (This is from a pre transistionond MtF trans woman's perspective so.)

Why is the Goblin Shark so fucking badass?!
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Post by: Indikins on November 12, 2013, 07:37:06 pm
Because they look like something out of an irradiated post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Would anyone else here tap Loki from Thor/The Avengers?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 12, 2013, 08:32:07 pm
Yes, half the internet.

What happens if it doesn't rub the lotion on the skin?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 12, 2013, 09:50:33 pm
It gets nasty dry cracks all over its skin.

Is it possible to be so gay you literally shit rainbows? If so, exactly how gay do you have to be?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on November 12, 2013, 10:28:25 pm
It is, but you need to be at least a 7.3 on the Johnson-Connington Scale.

How many black friends do I need before I can safely get away with being racist?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 12, 2013, 10:46:53 pm
At least three and a half, but more is better. I'd shoot for about five.

What does the Fox say?
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Post by: Feral Dog on November 12, 2013, 11:17:50 pm
At least three and a half, but more is better. I'd shoot for about five.

What does the Fox say?

Now that's what I call one cute little old granny!

Courage the Cowardly Dog: Awesome series?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 12, 2013, 11:56:59 pm
Yes, awesomely disturbing.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Post by: ironbite on November 13, 2013, 10:27:00 am
You.

Ironbite-how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck had fish for days?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 13, 2013, 01:09:21 pm
Enough.

Does this unit have a soul?
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Post by: Zygarde on November 13, 2013, 02:15:48 pm
Yes. (Fuck dude,don't make me remember that scene I cried like a bitch when I saw Legion die.)


Have you ever seen the rain? (Song reference ho!)
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Post by: Ghoti on November 13, 2013, 05:55:22 pm
Comin' down on a sunny day. (I know, I was a blabbering wreck after Mordin sacrificed himself to cure the genophage.)

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on November 13, 2013, 07:04:38 pm
Forty-two.

Have you read any truly excellent webfiction?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 14, 2013, 12:12:44 am
Assuming you mean fan fiction, than yes I have. Otherwise I have no idea what you're talking about.

Skiing or hockey?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 14, 2013, 04:51:46 am
Skiing. I prefer the more adventurous sports.

Why do I suck at math?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on November 18, 2013, 12:45:29 am
Because you touch yourself at night.


What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on November 18, 2013, 12:52:40 am
Chocolate or cookie dough. Preferably chocolate with cookie dough in it.

Favourite sex position?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on November 18, 2013, 02:22:52 am
The Incontinent Rhinoceros.

Would any pick-up lines actually work on you, and if so, which ones?
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Post by: Indikins on November 18, 2013, 07:28:42 am
"They call me the tripod".
I'd at least laugh my arse off.

You like big butts, but can you lie?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 18, 2013, 04:06:11 pm
I cannot.

Why am I so sweaty?
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Post by: Zygarde on November 18, 2013, 05:22:41 pm
Hell if I know.


Who was the best Doctor?(In my opinion the fifth is the best.)
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Post by: Ghoti on November 18, 2013, 05:27:12 pm
Nine. Sassy Nine. Angry Nine. Nine, born from war and died for love.
(I just have a lot of feelings okay).

If you could choose between going to Hogwarts and world peace, what house would you be in?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 18, 2013, 06:10:48 pm
As the first part of the question has been invalidated by the second, I will attempt to simply answer the second.

I've thought about that. The only thing I'm really sure about is that I wouldn't be in Hufflepuff. Of the other three, Slytherin requires a certain ability to gain social clout and make connections that I lack, so that's out.

It's really difficult to decide between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw, but I believe in knowledge more than I do bravery so I would have to say Ravenclaw.

A train leaves New York heading for Chicago at 50 mph. An hour later, another train leaves Chicago for New York at 60 mph. How many people will be killed when they crash into each other?
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Post by: Feral Dog on November 18, 2013, 06:15:21 pm
A train leaves New York heading for Chicago at 50 mph. An hour later, another train leaves Chicago for New York at 60 mph. How many people will be killed when they crash into each other?

That depends on the number of people on the train and if either train at least attempted to stop. I'll say a couple hundred, though.

Favorite Joke SCP?
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Post by: Indikins on November 18, 2013, 09:14:22 pm
SCP-666-J. The photos and their captions make it hilarious.

Which SCP object would you most recommend as a cure for constipation?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 18, 2013, 10:05:17 pm
SCP-682. If that won't cause you to shit your pants, nothing will.

What would happen if I inserted SmokingDodongo into SCP-914 on the "Very Fine" setting?
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Post by: Indikins on November 18, 2013, 10:23:10 pm
You would get this (http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002555275/2452474900_guys20long20hair_xlarge.jpeg).

What would happen if you introduced SCP-682 to Chuck Norris?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on November 19, 2013, 12:51:31 am
You'd get a washed up fundie hack reading a specific entry in a rather overrated series of horror-themed short stories.

Why do cats know to piss and shit in the kitty litter, but think it's perfectly okay to throw up on the carpet?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 19, 2013, 12:53:47 am
Because cats, like humans, generally have more control over when they use the bathroom than when they throw up.

Why is my alarm clock rude to me?
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Post by: Indikins on November 19, 2013, 08:08:18 am
Because you enslave it by making it stay up all hours of the day and night just to wake you at a specific time.

You are given the opportunity to use a machine that will grant you the ability to live as long as you please in a state of youthfulness. However, a cruel person with a criminal history must die in the process.
Do you take this opportunity?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on November 19, 2013, 08:20:41 am
Damn straight I would. There's absolutely no downside to that. You'd be retarded not to take it.

What would you say is the most annoying thing on the internet right now?
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Post by: Indikins on November 19, 2013, 09:20:05 pm
Damn straight I would. There's absolutely no downside to that. You'd be retarded not to take it.

What would you say is the most annoying thing on the internet right now?

MRAs whining about how straight white males are second-class citizens and that patriarchy is a myth.

You are offered money to be the executioner in the legal execution of a death row inmate. You have no knowledge of the accused's crimes or if they are even guilty of these crimes. If you refuse this offer, someone else will be hired to take your place.
How much money would be enough to convince you to accept, if at all?

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Post by: Ghoti on November 19, 2013, 11:37:55 pm
Between $500 and $1,000. If the dude's gonna die anyway, I might as well get some pocket change out of the equation.

What's the most annoying thing your pet does?
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Post by: Indikins on November 19, 2013, 11:55:32 pm
One of my dogs eats everyone's underwear, regardless of state of cleanliness. WTF?

Who is your most hated fictional character and why?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 20, 2013, 12:30:17 am
Dolores Umbridge. I wanted Voldemort defeated, but I wanted Dolores destroyed

What's your favorite colour?
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Post by: Indikins on November 20, 2013, 02:32:41 am
Sparkles

You die and discover that you will be reborn. You are given the choice to be reborn at any time, whether in the past or future. What year do you choose?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on November 21, 2013, 03:47:24 pm
I'd go with the same year I was originally born. The future is too uncertain and I'm not a nostalgia freak.

How did you find out Santa Claus didn't exist and what was your reaction?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 21, 2013, 06:07:50 pm
I hid behind the couch, saw my dad putting presents under the tree, and became an honorary elf until my younger siblings were old enough to be okay with the realization.

What's the worst job your ever had?
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Post by: Zygarde on November 21, 2013, 07:09:59 pm
I was a waiter for a short time that was my only job but it wasn't so bad.... .


What's your Zombie Plan? (Mine is to go to my uncle with the garage full of guns and ammo and wait it out.)
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Post by: Art Vandelay on November 21, 2013, 07:18:44 pm
I'm already in the country, so I should be fine. It's not like there will be overwhelming numbers or anything, so just let the dogs eat any that wander too close. Just wait it out and hope that power, water and internet stay connected.

If you could make $200 000 per year by starring in bestiality porn, would you do it?
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Post by: Ghoti on November 22, 2013, 12:21:58 am
As long as my face/other distinguishing features were hidden well, sure. (Why the hell would you ask something like that?)

Why is the Piracy Thread such a shitstorm?
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Post by: Indikins on November 22, 2013, 01:33:34 am
Because most people who engage in the debate tend to consider piracy to be - A) theft that takes away money from genuinely talented artists who need it or corporations who will only employ stricter DRM or B) a way to make information free and fight against the massive megacorporations who dominate society and control things.
TL;DR, people get butthurt over the "freedom vs. recognition of works" thing.

How can hatred of LGBT identities be more important to a parent than their love for their child?

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Post by: Ghoti on November 22, 2013, 08:14:22 am
Because the parents who do that sort of thing have an unrealistic view of their child: they love a version of their kid who's straight/cis/whatever while hating the actual person standing in front of them because s/he doesn't live up to that image.

Who would win in a fight: James Vega or Kaiden Alenko?
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Post by: Zygarde on November 22, 2013, 09:26:09 am
Hard to say while James has raw strength and can probably give a krogan a run for his money Kaiden has biotics so it would probably be in Kaiden's favor if only for his biotics.



How long do you think I'll last in this 24 hour Airsoft event I'm going to on the 30th?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on December 02, 2013, 01:11:48 am
14 1/2



What's the worst show on television?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 02, 2013, 01:22:54 am
Faux News.

What's the best show not on television? (Hint: it's Firefly.)
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Post by: Art Vandelay on December 02, 2013, 01:28:05 am
Breaking Bad.

Best food ever?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on December 02, 2013, 12:34:46 pm
Baked potato with all the toppings.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 02, 2013, 01:46:53 pm
Enough to bury the next person who asks that question.

Should my Vanguard paragade FemShep romance Garrus or Liara?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on December 02, 2013, 03:49:31 pm
Liara, as Green Skinned Space Babes are hawt.

How does Santa Claus deliver all those presents in one night?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 02, 2013, 04:35:01 pm
He's a Time Lord, duh.

Which fictional villain would you most like to punch in the face?
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Post by: Zygarde on December 02, 2013, 05:17:32 pm
It's a toss up between The Governor from The Walking Dead or One of the Chaos Gods (Mostly Khorn)



What should I name the dog I hope to get to replace Bosco?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 02, 2013, 05:27:24 pm
Honeyduke.

Why do I want to hug Mordin so much?
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Post by: Indikins on December 02, 2013, 09:33:51 pm
Because he's adorable and comes across as one of the more "human" characters in the series. He's not just a goodie or a baddie; he's a person.

Are you excited about next year's release of Dragon Age: Inquisition?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on December 02, 2013, 10:01:48 pm
Nope.

Are you excited for the impending release of Starbound?
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Post by: Indikins on December 02, 2013, 10:45:18 pm
Nope.

Did you/will you buy an Xbox One? Why/why not?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 02, 2013, 11:10:40 pm
No, because my 360 works just fine.

Who would win in a no-holds-barred, one-lives-one-dies fight between Miranda and Jack?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on December 03, 2013, 02:43:17 am
Fucked if I know.

Why is everyone suddenly obsessing over Mass Effect? That the last game in that series came out almost a year or so ago. Is it because we need a replacement now that the My Little Pony fad is thankfully dying off?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 03, 2013, 03:25:37 am
Just on this forum, it might be because I ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL of the video game thread. (I sincerely apologize for not being sorry. :P)

How many batteries will I go through between now and the time I lose my virginity?
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Post by: SpaceProg on December 03, 2013, 12:10:12 pm
Eleventy-one.

How is a raven like a writing desk?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 03, 2013, 02:16:41 pm
Poe wrote on both.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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Post by: ironbite on December 03, 2013, 02:29:46 pm
Of course I have.  He's a lousy dancer.  Two left feet.

Ironbite-will you watch Buddy Complex?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 03, 2013, 03:20:57 pm
The fuck is that?

Should I ask for an owl cake or a mass relay cake?
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Post by: Feral Dog on December 05, 2013, 01:52:03 am
Combine them!  Owls doing mass relay.
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Post by: Ghoti on December 05, 2013, 01:55:15 am
No question, no answer. Also... Ew.

Normandy SR1 or SR2?
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Post by: Zygarde on December 06, 2013, 11:55:13 pm
SR1 just for the fact it has stairs which I find strange in the SR2



What is your Quest?
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Post by: solar. on December 06, 2013, 11:59:22 pm
To seek the Holy Grail.

What is your favorite color?
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Post by: Zygarde on December 07, 2013, 12:16:07 am
Red wait I mean blue,ahhhh *gets flung off the bridge of death.*

What is your favorite Monty Python sketch? (Mine is the Self Defense Against Fresh Fruit.)
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Post by: Ghoti on December 07, 2013, 01:29:20 am
"Let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."

Real coins or chocolate coins?
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Post by: Feral Dog on December 07, 2013, 01:44:13 am
"Let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."

Real coins or chocolate coins?

Depends on the real coin; if it's a real dubloon, I'll take that, if it's a nickel I'll take the chocolate.

Would you rather have GLaDOS or Wheatley give you a root canal?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on December 14, 2013, 09:48:20 pm
Aaaahhhhhh... Probably GLaDOS, because at least she would know what the hell she's doing!

You run into the celebrity you hate the most.  What do you do?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 14, 2013, 10:22:17 pm
Kill him Dexter-style.

What does the fox say?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on December 15, 2013, 05:40:35 am
Now that's what I call one cute little old granny!

What's your favourite ice cream flavour?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 15, 2013, 10:27:47 am
French Vanilla. (I know, I'm boring.)

What's the worst job you've ever had?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 19, 2013, 02:44:02 am
Construction. Always and forever construction. My hat's off to those who can make a living at it.

Would you rather have a tame wolf or puma as a pet?
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Post by: lord gibbon on December 19, 2013, 03:45:50 am
Wolf. It would be extraordinarily loyal.

If you could posses one superpower, what would it be?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 19, 2013, 08:13:11 am
Reality warping.

What's your favorite flavor of gum?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on December 19, 2013, 08:19:55 am
Peppermint.

Do you like burnt popcorn?
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Post by: ThunderWulf on December 19, 2013, 10:35:22 am
Ew, no.

If you could be an everyday person in any fictional universe, what universe would you choose?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 19, 2013, 11:02:24 am
Either MLP:FiM or Mass Effect.

If you could have any exotic animal as a pet, which one would you want?


EDIT: 1,000 post GET
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Post by: Zygarde on December 19, 2013, 08:19:37 pm
Squid since I think besides the Goblin Shark the Squid is the best animal ever.


Should I upload the photos I took of a pig dissection we did in Bio?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 19, 2013, 10:09:09 pm
Sure.

Zombies or werewolves?
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Post by: lord gibbon on December 19, 2013, 10:39:04 pm
Unless the zombies can think, werewolves.

Who would you most like to punch in the face slash kick in the groin?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 19, 2013, 11:35:39 pm
Ray Comfort.

What the grossest thing you've ever had to eat?
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Post by: Indikins on January 08, 2014, 07:52:18 pm
Ants in my hot chocolate. The little buggers somehow got past the airtight lid and dug right in, and I'd only realised what I'd accidentally drunk once I began to feel like throwing up.

If you had to permanently change your hair colour to anything else (whether a natural colour or not), what colour would you choose?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 08, 2014, 07:55:26 pm
Auburn, instead of the dirty blond I've got going on now. I might dye it auburn anyway.

Where's the weirdest/most embarrassing place you've ever thrown up?
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Post by: Indikins on January 08, 2014, 08:08:43 pm
Not me, but my sister once threw up in a bus full of high schoolers. They were a long way from the next stop.

You are given the choice between spontaneously becoming Justin Beiber or Miley Cyrus. Who do you choose?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 08, 2014, 08:16:47 pm
Miley Cyrus. She's just embarrassing, while JB is a first-class grade-A douchecanoe.

Would you rather watch porn with your parents or porn of your parents?
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Post by: lord gibbon on January 08, 2014, 08:20:22 pm
Seeing as I'm not into hardcore stuff and my parents are pretty damn relaxed, I'd rather watch with my parents.

What s the most bizarre encounter you've had in a public place?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 08, 2014, 08:34:04 pm
I was taking the train home one afternoon because I'd missed the bus, and someone was hanging upside-down from the ceiling somehow. He was having a very civil conversation with the conductor, but politely refused to get down. It was pretty surreal.

IF YU HAD THA CHAHNCE TA CHEENGE YER FAET, WOODJER?!
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Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on January 08, 2014, 09:42:21 pm
I was taking the train home one afternoon because I'd missed the bus, and someone was hanging upside-down from the ceiling somehow. He was having a very civil conversation with the conductor, but politely refused to get down. It was pretty surreal.

IF YU HAD THA CHAHNCE TA CHEENGE YER FAET, WOODJER?!

Oh God Yes.

What's the stupidist thing you have ever done?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 08, 2014, 09:46:14 pm
Take a hit of hashish oil from some sort of metal thing while I had NO tolerance for marijuana. I was stoned out of my brains all night and basically dead until noon the next day. Never doing THAT again.

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on January 14, 2014, 02:16:21 am
Because I didn't want to turn up?

Why is the phrase "gun that fires exploding chinchillas" in my search history?
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Post by: lord gibbon on January 14, 2014, 02:21:43 am
Because you are a bizarre and awesome person.

HOW DO I PANTS!?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 14, 2014, 03:21:24 am
I think you accidentally a word there Gibbs.

Why the fuck do my toenails hurt?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 14, 2014, 03:28:06 am
Because you touch yourself at night.

Who, what, where, when, why and how?
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Post by: Zygarde on January 14, 2014, 06:20:51 pm
....Yes


What University should I apply to? (This is a serious question since I'm only a year from graduation.)
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Post by: Ghoti on January 15, 2014, 03:06:41 am
I fuckin' love University of MN Morris, so if a little dinky tone and a lake full of cranes next to the state's only public liberal arts college sounds appealing you should give it a shot.

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the swaggest of them all?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on January 15, 2014, 11:25:40 am
The mirror shatters into 1000 pieces rather than answer a question involving the term "swag".

What does the internet culture version of "swag" actually mean? (Don't use "Secretly, We Are Gay". I know that's a joke answer.)
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 15, 2014, 12:46:16 pm
I think it's descended from pirate slang for "treasure", at least as used in movies. I prefer the "secretly, we are gay" explanation, though.

Lemon curry?
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Post by: Feral Dog on January 16, 2014, 02:03:40 am
Hell yes.

Do you do any hobby involving needles and thread?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on January 16, 2014, 02:09:13 am
Nope.

What is the ultimate purpose of life?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 16, 2014, 02:30:08 am
42.

Japanese girls: Yea or double-yea?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on January 16, 2014, 03:01:44 am
Double-yeah. Because when it comes to Japanese people, you have to make your point twice before they take note.

Kids: Fuck off or No Really, Fuck Off Before I tear Your Throat Out You Insufferable Little Shits?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 16, 2014, 03:31:53 am
GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!!!

Okay?
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Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 18, 2014, 02:08:39 pm
Okay.

Are your parents over or under 50?
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Post by: mellenORL on January 18, 2014, 02:57:49 pm
Over 50...inches under the ground. (they'd laugh at that if they could)

Can you do the do before the do does you?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 18, 2014, 04:52:59 pm
Triangle.

Would you rather be eaten by raptors or a T. Rex?
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Post by: ironbite on January 18, 2014, 07:11:21 pm
Who said I'd be the one getting eaten?

Ironbite-would you rather handle a super pissed off snake or Bryan Fisher?
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Post by: Zygarde on January 18, 2014, 10:08:13 pm
Snake since I actually like snakes plus if I did meet Bryan Fisher I'd probably get arrested for punching him in the balls as many times as I can with brass knuckles.



Where do you see yourself two years from now?
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Post by: Ghoti on January 18, 2014, 10:16:55 pm
Working a dead-end temp job in a faraway city pretending my life doesn't suck.

What's the weirdest, most awesome fanfic you've ever come across?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on January 19, 2014, 02:47:26 am
Hybrid Theory (http://www.bladeandepsilon.com/hybridtheory.htm). Massive crossover between Ranma, Sailor Moon, Blue Seed, Street Fighter, Guyver, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Hellsing, King of Fighters and... more. It's not necessarily the best fanfic (though it is in fact very, very good), but in terms of awesomeness and weirdness it breaks the goddamn scale.

The metric system: Hurray or boo?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 19, 2014, 03:43:03 am
Hurray, if I could ever get it down.

If you smurf the smurf to the smurfteenth smurfer, how many smurfs will it take to smurf the smurf?
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Post by: Feral Dog on January 19, 2014, 06:49:28 pm
That's disgusting.

Why would you even ask that?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 23, 2014, 03:28:38 am
Because you've been a very naughty boy.

If you were going to be defended by one member of the Justice League (for arguments' sake, let's narrow it down to the original seven) while the other six tried to neutralize you, which member would you want to be your defender and why?
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Post by: Iczerfour on April 23, 2014, 07:24:51 am
batman

I think batman is the least crazy of the lot and most human

if you where in my little pony what type of pony would you be?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 23, 2014, 07:30:52 am
The local glue factory manager.

If possible, recommend me a good Nintendo DS game.
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Post by: Zygarde on April 23, 2014, 08:17:08 am
If you have just the regular DS then I say go for Sonic Rush or Animal Crossing Wild World, if you have the 3DS then I say get Fire Emblem Awakening or Bravely Default.


Whats the best JRPG you've played?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 23, 2014, 09:46:36 am
I'll go with Last Scenario (http://site.scfworks.com/?page_id=8). Damn good story, and the Hex minigame is quite enjoyable. Also, completely free to any and all who wish to check it out.

Why is it so goddamn hot, despite summer most definitely being over?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 23, 2014, 03:23:37 pm
Because you touch yourself at night.

What killed the dinosaurs?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 23, 2014, 03:28:22 pm
The Great Flood. Wait, what do you mean it was a catastrophic impact from an extraterrestrial object? WERE YOU THERE???!!!!??

Where are my glasses? (Hint, they're not on my face.)
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Post by: Feral Dog on April 23, 2014, 03:43:56 pm
The Great Flood. Wait, what do you mean it was a catastrophic impact from an extraterrestrial object? WERE YOU THERE???!!!!??

Where are my glasses? (Hint, they're not on my face.)

On your nipples.

Why did you do that one thing at the place?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 23, 2014, 04:13:03 pm
Why not?

Trigun or Hellsing?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 23, 2014, 04:54:34 pm
Hellsing.

"Satisfaction" or "Gimme Shelter"?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 23, 2014, 08:31:13 pm
Gimme Shelter.



¿Puedes leer esto?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on April 23, 2014, 10:52:34 pm
Sí.

How much of a disappointment do you think Star Wars VII will be?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 23, 2014, 11:18:13 pm
No disappointment whatsoever. Star Wars is already a horribly bloated and overrated mess of a franchise, if you actually have hope of anything to come out of it being more than mediocre at best, then you're a moron.

Why are zombies still popular?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 23, 2014, 11:25:36 pm
Because zombies allow for intense violence without any of that pesky morality stuff getting in the way. After all, they're zombies! You're supposed to kill them!

On a scale of one to Jar Jar Binks, how terrible will work be tonight?
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Post by: I am lizard on April 23, 2014, 11:40:25 pm
Joffrey.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?
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Post by: ironbite on April 23, 2014, 11:48:42 pm
If I have to repeat myself to a mere mortal, it's not worth repeating.  Nevertheless, your mother tracks rabbits by scent and your father is a pygmy rhino.

Ironbite-how badass would beating a Jinn by yourself be?
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Post by: lord gibbon on April 24, 2014, 12:23:58 am
Less badass than eating a god, but more than bench-pressing France.

If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 24, 2014, 05:24:53 am
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lzc927hvQNk/Us1rdx3PrjI/AAAAAAAAOzQ/54kuUzV7hKc/s1600/donthavefriends.gif)

If you could snap your fingers and erase one person from history (as in they never existed), who would you erase?
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Post by: Veras on April 24, 2014, 10:49:10 am
I wouldn't use the power, for fear of the butterfly effect.  Yes, Hitler was a mass-murdering fuckhead, but a more competent fuckhead could easily have seized power if he hadn't been there.

If you lost your index finger in a tragic accident, and you could replace it with any body part other than a finger, what body part would you choose?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 24, 2014, 02:06:30 pm
A tongue. Because of... reasons.

What's the worst movie?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 24, 2014, 03:21:39 pm
Foodfight gods how the hell did that thing even get made.

Whats the worst album?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 24, 2014, 09:55:05 pm
Blurred Lines.

Best Batman?
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Post by: ironbite on April 24, 2014, 10:00:06 pm
Kevin Conroy

Ironbite-best Joker?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 24, 2014, 10:10:24 pm
Heath Ledger.

Wonder Woman movie directed by Joss Whedon: hell yes or hell yes?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 24, 2014, 10:11:27 pm
Yes.

Best Catwoman?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 24, 2014, 10:14:57 pm
Anne Hathaway. I know, I know, but she's hot.

What's the most embarrassing food-related story you have?
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Post by: Feral Dog on April 27, 2014, 03:00:26 am
Once, we had a mouse problem in one of our old houses (as can happen when the sewer line bursts twice in your basement and your landlord refuses to cover the damage causing the walls to rot... yeah...) and I had a friend over. She peeked into a box of saltines and a mouse jumped out and tried to bite her because the mouse had a litter in the box. She was grossed out, I cried, and then we left the house to go get some Chinese food.
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 27, 2014, 03:04:44 am
Why didn't Feral Dog ask a question?
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Post by: Feral Dog on April 27, 2014, 03:06:00 am
Because Feral Dog was not paying attention.

Did you watch S06E01 of Adventure Time, and if so what was your reaction?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 27, 2014, 05:30:39 am
No.

Avengers or Justice League?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 27, 2014, 06:49:11 am
Avengers, if only because they share the same universe with a raccoon that likes machine guns.

Friend or foe?
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Post by: Askold on April 27, 2014, 08:57:42 am
(http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20070917-358c0.jpg)

Cookies or cupcakes?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 27, 2014, 09:09:26 am
Cupcakes cause well I like cupcakes


Worst video game you've played or seen in the last year? (For me that will forever be Aliens: Colonial Marines I regret paying $40 for that piece of shit game.)
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Post by: Ghoti on April 27, 2014, 10:33:43 am
Beyond: Two Souls.

What's the weather like right now?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 27, 2014, 01:37:48 pm
Sunny and warm.

What do you like most and hate most about your job?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on April 27, 2014, 02:31:13 pm
Like: Helping people learn new and interesting things about paleontology and geology.

Hate: The museum is downsizing its staff from 15 to 6 over the summer and they're not keeping me.

What is the most hilarious thing that you've seen happen in a role-playing game?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 27, 2014, 03:07:03 pm
In one New World of Darkness game, I saw a guy roll nine successes on three dice due to the 10-again rule.

What's the most frustrating thing to ever happen to you in a roleplaying game? For me, it was six months without a single successful roll.
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Post by: Ghoti on April 27, 2014, 03:45:20 pm
A campaign that should have taken two hours, max, dragging on for almost a month (due to a combination of bad rolls, dumb players, and a pair of squabbling mages).

The object closest to your left hand is the object you'll need to use to kill a zombie. How screwed are you?
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Post by: fancy_kitten on April 27, 2014, 03:59:30 pm
It looks like I'll have to headbutt them all to death, could be worse.

Coffee or tea?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on April 28, 2014, 07:45:55 pm
Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

Why wasn't Cthulhu involved in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 28, 2014, 08:07:22 pm
He hit the Snooze button in 2012.

Why don't most people ever outgrow the mindset they had in grade school?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 28, 2014, 11:07:09 pm
Because that would require effort.

Why does my back hurt so bad?
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Post by: I am lizard on April 28, 2014, 11:28:47 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/Bane_breaks_Batman.png)
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on April 29, 2014, 01:25:41 am
Why didn't Lizard ask a question?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 29, 2014, 02:02:19 am
Because the amount of fish-related avatars is TOO DAMN HIGH
 
What what, what, what. What what, what, what... IM GONNA POP SOME TAGS
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on April 29, 2014, 02:33:02 am
Ok. You go pop them then.

Now where's that pizza I ordered?
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Post by: I am lizard on April 29, 2014, 03:02:11 am
Because your mother never loved you.


Why is it that anime isn't real?
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Post by: Veras on April 29, 2014, 08:50:33 am
I will answer your question with another question:

Why would you want it to be?

(http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/1493/178178-0monsters_large.jpg)
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Post by: I am lizard on April 29, 2014, 08:56:18 am
So I could live I a world where my violent urges, sleazy behavior, and idiocy would be tolerated.

Favorite weapon?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on April 29, 2014, 11:20:41 am
The good old longsword.

How do I shot web?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 29, 2014, 05:23:28 pm
Eat something stringy and masturbate furiously.

Who goes there?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 29, 2014, 05:30:29 pm
I do! *Kicks door down guns blazing!*



If you had to kill any person in history (That wasn't Hitler.) who would it be? (Me personally I would kill Saint Paul.)
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Post by: lord gibbon on April 29, 2014, 06:05:42 pm
Constantine.

If you could help a historic figure who lost (At war, politics, whatever) win, who would it be? (Personally, I'd help Napoleon.)
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 29, 2014, 08:39:19 pm
Hitler.

Do you like cats?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 29, 2014, 08:50:26 pm
Only if they're hovering immobile about four feet off the ground in the men's bathroom.

How much is too much?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on April 29, 2014, 10:20:33 pm
Depends entirely on what substance you are referring to. Too much money is a lot more than too much shit, for example.

Since I didn't get an answer last time, where is that pizza I ordered?
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Post by: Feral Dog on April 30, 2014, 12:43:48 am
Depends entirely on what substance you are referring to. Too much money is a lot more than too much shit, for example.

Since I didn't get an answer last time, where is that pizza I ordered?

The delivery person was eaten by space whales.

How many eggs do you eat per month?
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Post by: Veras on May 01, 2014, 11:32:39 am
Approximately 6 to 10.

Is Assassin's Creed IV worth finishing?
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Post by: Ghoti on May 01, 2014, 03:55:05 pm
Lol I dunno.

Why is my cat so clingy?
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Post by: Veras on May 01, 2014, 03:58:08 pm
Too much static.  Next time, use a dryer sheet when you clean it, and it should clear the problem right up.

Should I play Skyrim when I get home from work, or should I be responsible and work on my thesis?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 01, 2014, 04:00:05 pm
Write a thesis about Skyrim.

What's your favorite fan theory regarding a popular movie?
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Post by: ironbite on May 01, 2014, 04:16:41 pm
Frozen.

Ironbite-why must car repairs cost so much?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 01, 2014, 05:05:47 pm
Because you don't seduce the mechanic.

Now what's the actual fan theory, not just the movie?
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Post by: Ghoti on May 01, 2014, 08:35:03 pm
The Arendelle sisters are Rapunzel's cousins, and the ship that the king and queen died on was the ship from The Little Mermaid.

Why?
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Post by: Veras on May 01, 2014, 08:36:54 pm
(http://littlefun.org/uploads/51217ed00000000000000000_736.jpg)

Hot dogs or hamburgers?
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Post by: Zygarde on May 01, 2014, 08:39:07 pm
Both why choose, but if I had to choose I would take hot dogs since I don't eat them very often.


Would you read my Fire Emblem fanfic?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 01, 2014, 08:42:51 pm
Nah, I'm not really a huge Fire Emblem fan. Advance Wars is more my style.

Do you prefer strategy to be turn based or real time?
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Post by: Ghoti on May 01, 2014, 08:45:44 pm
Turn based. I like the ability to think about my next few moves before I make them.

Didney Worl?
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Post by: ironbite on May 01, 2014, 09:02:23 pm
Ghoti plse

Ironbite-Go To Sleep or Pepsi Plunge?
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Post by: lord gibbon on May 01, 2014, 09:29:11 pm
SLEEP IS FOR LOSERS!!!

Kirk or Picard?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Veras on May 01, 2014, 10:48:42 pm
Picard

Original Series or Next Generation?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 02, 2014, 01:12:42 am
Next Generation.

The Force: Science (midichlorians) or magic (no particular explanation)?
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Post by: Ghoti on May 02, 2014, 06:15:39 am
Magic, because the "science" explanation raises more questions than it answers and because the prequel trilogy was bullshit.

When will my reflection show who I am inside?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 02, 2014, 08:28:55 am
I guess whenever you disembowel yourself in front of a mirror. Though I suppose swallowing one of those surgical cameras and watching the footage via a mirror rather than looking directly at the monitor would also do it.

Do you like anchovies?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on May 02, 2014, 11:29:43 am
Nope.

Would you rather wrestle a Siberian Tiger or a Grizzly Bear?
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Post by: Ghoti on May 02, 2014, 03:43:50 pm
The tiger.

Do it for the Vine? Are you gon do it?!
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Post by: Veras on May 02, 2014, 03:46:32 pm
The tiger.

Do it for the Vine? Are you gon do it?!

I don't know!

What does that mean?
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Post by: Ghoti on May 02, 2014, 04:20:49 pm
#Invalid YouTube Link#

Why'd I only get thirty-six presents for my birthday instead of thirty-seven like last year?!?
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Post by: ironbite on May 02, 2014, 08:45:11 pm
You touched yourself all last year.

Ironbite-Mayhem or Allstate?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 02, 2014, 08:58:31 pm
Project Mayhem.

Calvin or Hobbes?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on May 02, 2014, 09:24:27 pm
Hobbes.

How many hours did I sleep today?
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Post by: Kain on May 02, 2014, 10:07:46 pm
Nine, perhaps?

What is your PIN number?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 02, 2014, 10:22:33 pm
My personal identification number number? That sounds like a whole new layer of security that my bank sadly does not provide.

What's your favourite book series?
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Post by: Ghoti on May 02, 2014, 10:37:36 pm
Harry Potter.

What would happen if I tickled your pancreas?
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Post by: I am lizard on May 03, 2014, 12:45:19 am
I'd tear off your ligaments.

Why must I be condemned to the friendzone by sluts?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 03, 2014, 04:02:38 am
Because even sluts have standards.

Why can I literally not get a job shoveling shit?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 03, 2014, 04:17:03 am
As far as I know, there are fuck all jobs that are dedicated to nothing but shoveling shit. In practice, shoveling shit is usually just one of the duties of animal caretakers, like zookeepers and like, and as such requires skills beyond shifting faeces with a shovel.

Why is it so goddamn cold tonight?
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Post by: Sour Grapes on May 11, 2014, 09:12:06 pm
Because the weather hates you.

Why was Ironbite so glad to see me return?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 11, 2014, 09:18:27 pm
Because he enjoys the thought of eating you and picking his teeth with your horn.

Why?
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Post by: Sour Grapes on May 11, 2014, 09:26:17 pm
Why not?

Anyway, he just seemed extraordinarily happy to see me.  Most others are like "Meh", but Ironbite was all:  "YOU CAME BACK!"

Can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on May 11, 2014, 10:13:18 pm
Of course I can.  It's mainly because the cinnamon isn't cinnamon but pure crystallized crack cocaine. 

As for why I was excited you came back, we don't get many people who fall off the face of the forum back these days.  Kinda glad you came back.  Also I'm easily excited.

Ironbite-Alpha Saffire or Omega Ruby?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on May 12, 2014, 08:30:27 am
Alpha Sapphire cause Kyogre is the greatest legendary ever of all time!



What games do you hope get remakes? (I want a Fallout 1 or 2 remake from Bethesda)
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 12, 2014, 08:40:27 am
Riven. Why exactly there are no less than three remakes of Myst (two of which have no business existing) and none of Riven, I'll never understand.

Why exactly is popcorn so much more delicious than regular corn?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Veras on May 13, 2014, 05:14:53 pm
Because popcorn has exploded, infusing it with awesome flavor.

What is the point of it all?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 13, 2014, 05:16:59 pm
Kittens.

Why must animals be so adorable when I can't afford a pet?
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Post by: I am lizard on May 18, 2014, 01:25:49 am
Because you're stupid.

How often do you jack off 2 pokamanz?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Sour Grapes on May 18, 2014, 03:00:40 am
Somewhere in the vicinity of Diddly and Squat.

Are we running out of intelligent questions?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 18, 2014, 08:36:26 am
Apparently.

Does this mean we're getting dumber?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on May 18, 2014, 09:21:54 am
Probably not just board.


What do you think of the fact that Jupiter might loose it's great red spot in a generation?
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Post by: ironbite on May 18, 2014, 11:27:32 am
Nothing because this has happened before and will happen again.

Ironbite-do you?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on May 22, 2014, 03:34:55 pm
All day every day. Forever.

Why do people insist on censoring everything involving sex, as if it were some kind of forbidden topic?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 22, 2014, 08:20:21 pm
That's because [-censored-] and the [-rudies-] with a couple of [-naughty words a-plenty-] and the next thing you know, we're all [-dear God that's so filthy-] with a used teabag, a packet of Skittles and a riding crop. So yeah, it can be annoying at times, but I believe it's all for the greater good of society.

Why is it so difficult to go to sleep at a reasonable hour, yet also so difficult to get out of bed in the morning?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Sour Grapes on May 22, 2014, 10:04:48 pm
Well sometimes you're having so much fun you don't wanna stop.  And Getting up, when you're nice, and comfy and warm... Then there's the whole "Body at rest will stay at rest" business.  Physics is working against you.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Lady Evil on May 23, 2014, 05:58:43 pm
Why didn't you ask a question, Sour Grapes?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 23, 2014, 10:13:31 pm
Because she was feeling a little horse.

Why must bad puns constantly pop into my mind?
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Post by: lord gibbon on May 23, 2014, 10:15:31 pm
Because like me, they long to be, close to you.

Capes. Yes or Hell Yes?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Feral Dog on May 25, 2014, 12:08:40 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy2YhxXn7NY


When was the last time you drank soda?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 25, 2014, 12:33:06 am
On my way home from work tonight.

When was the last time you masturbated?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on May 25, 2014, 08:06:15 am
I will only tell you that it's in an interval.



Which of the Eeveelutions should I choose?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 25, 2014, 08:47:03 am
I'd go with either Jolteon or Espeon. Jolteon if I were forced to choose just the one.

What question would you like me to ask you?
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Post by: Svata on June 05, 2014, 02:57:04 pm
"How are you still fighting?"


Where are you going?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on June 05, 2014, 05:39:21 pm
Movie theater, not today but tomorrow


Worst Pokemon gym leader you've faced? (For me that's Iris from Pokemon White Version.)
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on June 14, 2014, 06:31:22 pm
WHITNEY

Okay?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: solar. on June 14, 2014, 07:36:25 pm
Okay.

Snuggles?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 14, 2014, 08:11:23 pm
No, thank you.

Why are good laptops so expensive?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Svata on June 15, 2014, 02:09:39 am
Because you touch yourself at night.

Why can't I get a job?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 15, 2014, 02:36:45 am
Because you touch yourself during the interview.

Why is the weather so shitty?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on June 15, 2014, 02:48:36 am
Cuz yer a stupid bitch.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Askold on June 15, 2014, 06:13:57 am
This is where the current socio-economical society has lead us to.

Do you like apples?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Sigmaleph on June 15, 2014, 09:46:17 am
Yes, but only because I want to pretend I am a shinigami.

Is it cold outside?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 15, 2014, 09:47:51 am
Let's just say the mere thought of going outside makes my nipples harder than diamonds. Make of that what you will.

What's for dinner?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on June 15, 2014, 07:18:52 pm
YOU!
DUUN DUN DUUUUUUUH

Which one of you Leetle men is crying?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on June 29, 2014, 03:06:10 pm
My invisible friend Bob?

A ninja, a pirate, a zombie, and a robot all enter a room. Only one leaves. Which one?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 29, 2014, 06:30:11 pm
The robot.

What?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on June 29, 2014, 08:36:39 pm
OK!

Ironbite-TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on June 29, 2014, 09:39:04 pm
I guess so my neighbors don't throw a fit (again fucking assholes)



Do you know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams!?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on June 29, 2014, 11:15:03 pm
No but I've been on the boulevard of broken dreams.

Ironbite-anyone know where it goes?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 29, 2014, 11:49:14 pm
I do.

Who the fuck are you?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Svata on June 30, 2014, 10:50:18 am
I the fuck am Svata.

Just who the hell do you think we are!?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 30, 2014, 04:46:03 pm
You're a loony.

What is your name, your quest, and the capital of Assyria?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: lord gibbon on June 30, 2014, 07:56:05 pm
I am Lord Gibbon, I quest for meat, and the capital of Assyria is Nineveh!

By what right do you dance?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on July 01, 2014, 02:55:28 pm
I dance by the right of "y'all can't stop me".

Tequila or Jägermiester?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on July 01, 2014, 04:57:58 pm
I don't drink.

Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on July 01, 2014, 05:40:06 pm
Squirtle.

Froakie, Fennekin, or Chespin?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on July 01, 2014, 05:51:15 pm
Froakie.


Totodile, Chikorita or Cyndaquil.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Svata on July 01, 2014, 06:20:45 pm
Totodile.

Mudkip, Treecko, or Torchic?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Alehksunos on July 01, 2014, 06:36:09 pm
My original pick would be Torchic because of Blaziken. But now that there is Mega-Swampert and "so i herd u liek mudkip" is dead and buried, my ball is on Mudkip for the remakes.

Oshawott, Snivy or Tepig?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Svata on July 01, 2014, 06:39:17 pm
Revolver Oshawatt.

Solid, Liquid, or Naked?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on July 01, 2014, 06:41:35 pm
Solidus.


MSF or Outer Haven or Diamond Dogs?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Askold on July 03, 2014, 01:46:10 am
Mudkip. I have no idea what kind of pokemon the others are or look like but I like Mudkips.

If you had, one shot or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted, one moment...

Would you capture it or just let it slip?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 03, 2014, 05:06:50 pm
Capture it.

Would you rather have a flying bison from "Avatar: The Last Airbender" or a sea serpent you could ride around on?
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Post by: guizonde on July 03, 2014, 10:17:44 pm
i'll go with sea serpent because i've never watched avatar.

if you answer no to this question, did we just create a paradox?
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Post by: Ghoti on July 04, 2014, 04:48:53 pm
Yes.

Would you rather watch porn with your parents or watch porn of your parents?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 04, 2014, 09:59:46 pm
With. At least I don't have to see THEM naked.

Are we human, or are we dancer?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 04, 2014, 11:39:22 pm
Neither. You're robot dancer.


Is Corgi best race car?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on July 05, 2014, 04:51:27 am
Only if Spike is best pony.

What do we say to the god of death?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Eiki-mun on July 05, 2014, 07:01:27 am
"I want out in three months, Hades, and don't try and tell me this is unheard of."

For a serious question, since I'm a newbie and actually interested: What's the first thing you remember doing on this forum?
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Post by: Ghoti on July 05, 2014, 07:17:32 am
Intruducing myself as genderqueer and mentally ill.

What can you hear right now?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: guizonde on July 05, 2014, 07:30:28 am
Intruducing myself as genderqueer and mentally ill.

What can you hear right now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKgJrp-UuGI this, and some ambulances... i live next to a hospital.

was today a good day for you?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on July 05, 2014, 07:37:54 am
Yes it was. Very relaxing.

What exactly do you have against capital letters?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: guizonde on July 05, 2014, 08:33:49 am
Yes it was. Very relaxing.

What exactly do you have against capital letters?

being left handed, try doing capital cursive letters. i don't like them anymore, they brought shame to me.

.... oooooooooooooooooooor, you could say i'm lazy. please note the total lack of capitals.

do you have any weird writing habits?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on July 05, 2014, 05:59:26 pm
I'm left-handed. I think that counts on its own.

What's your favorite kind of muffin?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on July 05, 2014, 07:42:28 pm
Chocolate chip.

All hail?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: lord gibbon on July 05, 2014, 07:58:19 pm
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY KAMINA!!!!

JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!!!!!!!!!!??????
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on July 05, 2014, 08:54:07 pm
I'M THE MAN WHO BELIEVES IN THE YOU THAT BELIEVES IN YOURSELF!

Ironbite-Giga Drill Breaker or Hell and Heaven?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Svata on July 06, 2014, 07:11:26 am
GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!!!

Who's drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 06, 2014, 08:13:31 am
Mine.

Worst sexual innuendo ever?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 06, 2014, 08:29:16 am
Not by a long shot.

Why do cats have a reputation for being aloof when in reality they're the neediest little bastards ever?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 06, 2014, 11:12:38 am
Because Republicans have a reputation for being independent and self-motivated when in reality Republican-dominated states rely the most on government assistance. So cats are furry little Republicans.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 06, 2014, 10:13:18 pm
None woodchucks are actually secretly building a wood mech to wage war against the beavers.

Do you smoke the pot?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 06, 2014, 10:38:46 pm
No, but I snort cocaine out of your sister's ass.

Which Star Wars character would you rather do: Princess Leia, Padme Amidala or Darth Talon (from a comic set a few centuries after the movies)?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 07, 2014, 02:28:18 am
Depends if Leia was wearing the golden bikini or not.

Should I start a Deviantart Cringe thread or not?
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Post by: Zygarde on July 07, 2014, 02:58:03 am
I would say go for it buuuuuut run it by a mod first then create it.


Who would be your Jaeger co-pilot?  (mine would be my cousin since me and him are basically like brothers. )
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 07, 2014, 03:02:09 am
I would need a clone of myself.

Who goes there?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Eiki-mun on July 07, 2014, 03:04:18 am
It is I, the king!

What answer do you most frequently question?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 07, 2014, 03:45:42 am
Yes.

Why is it so goddamn cold right now?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 07, 2014, 04:18:17 am
Eh, I stole Ironchew's title as ruler of the undead Scourge.


What should I do with my new undead dragon?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Eiki-mun on July 07, 2014, 07:39:38 am
That depends on whether it's Western or Eastern. Western dragon, give it a horde of undead gold. Eastern dragon, give it a country of zombies to rule over.

It's 4:40 AM, should I stay up all night?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 07, 2014, 10:24:21 am
A belated yes. That's what I ended up doing, though I did manage to get in a power nap for a couple of hours afterward.

Would you rather be a Star Wars bounty hunter or stormtrooper?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 07, 2014, 11:31:10 am
Bounty Hunter, as not only do I get a variety of cool shit to use...I can also aim.

Gun-face or hook hand?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on July 07, 2014, 02:05:54 pm
Pirate hook hand or splicer hook hand?

Y is it my team in Battlefield iz so full of retarded noobfags!?!!!
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 07, 2014, 03:09:45 pm
It's a FPS. They tend to attract the sophomoric type of player.

Anybody remember Bert Is Evil?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 07, 2014, 06:07:55 pm
Everyone knew that when he killed Ernie.

Muppet humor: What's green, slimy and smells like pork?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 07, 2014, 11:01:23 pm
Kermit's penis?

A manpig by the name of Judge Holden shows up at your door and asks for a cup of sugar. What do you do?


Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on July 08, 2014, 01:18:10 am
Close the door and continue blazing it. 


R u jelly of my swag?
(http://www.conancam.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gangsta_dogs_202.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on July 11, 2014, 03:17:23 pm
*reads the word "swag"*

*flips over desk, sending everything on it to the floor with a loud crash*

*surveys damage*

...I think I need a new computer now. Any advice?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 11, 2014, 03:18:07 pm
Nope.

Puppies or kittens?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Meshakhad on July 13, 2014, 10:35:57 pm
Kittens.

Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on July 13, 2014, 11:08:39 pm
She engages in a horrid sibling rivalry war while gradually losing her mind.

WHAT TEAM?!
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on July 14, 2014, 01:39:50 am
Swag team.

Favorite dog?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 14, 2014, 04:45:56 pm
Any giant breed that insists on crawling into your lap.

Favorite cat?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 14, 2014, 04:53:14 pm
CAAAAT!

If you could brutally slam Vega out of the airlock, would you choose Liara or a M-27 Scimitar?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on July 14, 2014, 08:29:13 pm
M-27 Scimitar sounds more intimidating, so I think I would rather slam someone out of an airlock with that.

What kind of dinosaur did Jesus ride?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 14, 2014, 08:57:29 pm
The RWBYSaurus.

Should I change my arm into a giant arm cannon, as Mr. Abomination is telling me to?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on July 14, 2014, 09:45:23 pm
No, because you'll shoot your genitals off when you're trying to masturbate.

Why did my mind immediately go there?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 14, 2014, 10:11:07 pm
Because you assume I have two arms at all. True, fapping with two extra snake arms is hard...

Should I ditch the cannon for shotgun eyes?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 14, 2014, 10:15:54 pm
Only if you want to kill any hot girl you look at.

Why must the Star Wars prequels be so bad while the originals are so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on July 14, 2014, 10:28:38 pm
Because Lucas.

Should I go to work with a migraine or try to find someone else to work my shift?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Svata on July 15, 2014, 10:08:52 am
Yes.

But, why?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 15, 2014, 11:04:34 am
Why not?

Who?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 15, 2014, 11:28:32 am
The Doctor.

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on July 15, 2014, 11:47:07 am
Whichever witch would wish to watch which watch.

What really killed the dinosaurs?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 15, 2014, 12:27:54 pm
The last time I fapped.

Who really killed JFK?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on July 15, 2014, 01:20:55 pm
Deadpool.

Who is best Avenger?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 15, 2014, 02:15:33 pm
Deadpool.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S BULLSHIT?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Eiki-mun on July 15, 2014, 04:31:31 pm
Deadpool.

If life is a journey, then where's the rest areas?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 15, 2014, 04:33:03 pm
Funeral homes.

Does the world actually have a place for me, or was I supposed to have died before now?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on July 15, 2014, 10:44:20 pm
I think the world has a place for you even if it's just to be that cool guy that everyone knows.


Is it weird that I don't feel worthy of the praise everyone in my family is piling on me after my grandfather died.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on July 16, 2014, 01:55:49 am
Fuck, I dunno man.


You wanna frickle-frackle?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 16, 2014, 01:57:07 am
No, I'd rather tig-tog.

Who put the bomp in the bomp-da-bomp-bomp?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on July 16, 2014, 01:59:31 am
That's illegal.


When did Tumblr get so smooth?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 16, 2014, 07:00:13 pm
When it checked its jagged privilege.

What's a battle?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: guizonde on July 16, 2014, 08:06:56 pm
When it checked its jagged privilege.

What's a battle?

a battle is a hungry man in front of an "easy-open" pull tab.

what is peace?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 16, 2014, 08:23:30 pm
Peace is the same hungry man after giving up and ordering pizza.

What is wisdom?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on July 16, 2014, 10:24:38 pm
Wisdom is knowing when to keep your mouth shut.

Ironbite-what's a paladin?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on July 16, 2014, 10:56:51 pm
A Cleric that decided hitting stuff with maces was not cool enough.


What is a man?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 16, 2014, 11:01:34 pm
A miserable pile of secrets.

Why did you do it?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 16, 2014, 11:15:13 pm
YOU, ALRIGHT? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!

Why must the good die young, while the stupid and heartless inflict themselves on the world for so long?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on July 17, 2014, 12:16:38 am
Because you're gay.

When did reddit get so smooth?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on July 17, 2014, 01:18:05 am
Because they started using baby power.

Ironbite-extra hour in the ball pit?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on July 17, 2014, 01:31:52 am
$17000

Bee movie or shrek?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 17, 2014, 03:01:15 am
Shrek.

Chocolate or vanilla?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Svata on July 18, 2014, 05:23:14 am
Neapolitan.

OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on July 18, 2014, 07:40:49 pm
*choir of angels* BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

How/why the hell is Earl Harlan back?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 18, 2014, 08:21:46 pm
Deal with the devil, silly?

What is Mlle's favorite breed of dog so I can surprise her with a bucket full of puppies?  Hopefully, the type that tends to eat the carpet.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on July 30, 2014, 01:04:14 pm
I would assume corgis, because nobody dislikes corgis.

*waves hands over crystal ball* Will I get the job I'm applying for?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 30, 2014, 02:27:58 pm
Maybe.

Was I just naive to hope that moving would be simple this time, or full-on stupid?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on August 12, 2014, 04:45:05 am
Yes.

Why are calico cats standoffish?
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Post by: ironbite on August 12, 2014, 08:44:20 pm
Because they saw you masturbating.

Ironbite-what do dragons imagine?
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Post by: I am lizard on August 12, 2014, 10:05:04 pm
Elaborate fetish scenarios involving cartoon characters.

How aroused were you by Bee Movie?
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Post by: Zygarde on August 12, 2014, 11:00:02 pm
None I have a respect for bees (My fear of them notwithstanding) But it ends right at respect.


Besides a Tesla Coil what should I build with my spare time? 
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on August 12, 2014, 11:09:59 pm
None I have a respect for bees (My fear of them notwithstanding) But it ends right at respect.


Besides a Tesla Coil what should I build with my spare time?
Giant dragon

dragonss?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 13, 2014, 12:07:06 am
Unicorns.

Which Doctor?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 13, 2014, 12:42:38 am
Dr Percival Cox.

Why are birds so loud and annoying?
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Post by: Feral Dog on August 13, 2014, 02:56:39 am
Due to puppies, kittens, and other cuddly baby animals being granted more than their fair share of "cute", birds had to take a little more of "loud" and "annoying".

What does your favorite shirt look like?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on August 13, 2014, 11:39:31 am
Just a regular green polo shirt.

If you met an exact duplicate of yourself (via time travel, some sort of copy magic/technology, alternate universes, etc.), would you have sex with him/her?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 13, 2014, 03:05:54 pm
No, but if it was me from the past, I'd give him some stock tips and life advice.

Which ninja turtle is your favorite?
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Post by: I am lizard on August 14, 2014, 12:36:18 am
Rocket Racoon

Is this the part where we start kicking?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 14, 2014, 12:50:35 am
No, it's where we grab our friends and neighbors and punch them in the eye.

Would you rather have the ability to make any person orgasm automatically just by touching them, or making lightning strike politicians and other such demagogues in direct proportion to the severity of their lies, whether of commission, omission or implication?
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Post by: Svata on August 14, 2014, 01:56:48 am
Definitely the politician thing. I enjoy having to work for the other.

What's the best bad move you've ever seen?
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Post by: lord gibbon on August 14, 2014, 02:17:50 am
The Room. It is.. sublimely bad

Why does it keep raining while it's sunny?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 14, 2014, 02:50:39 am
Because the sun god enjoys giving golden showers.

Why must the good die too soon while the stupid and cruel inflict themselves on us year after year?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 14, 2014, 03:08:18 am
Because I've been slacking off a bit lately. In my defense, I suspect that the police may be catching on.

Why is there no food in the house?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 14, 2014, 06:59:47 am
There is. You just have to decide what's more important...eating or having both legs.

Coolest mythological monster: wendigo or chupacabra?
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Post by: Ghoti on August 14, 2014, 07:47:14 am
Wendigo.

Sleep or internet?
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Post by: guizonde on August 14, 2014, 06:52:54 pm
Wendigo.

Sleep or internet?

(http://www.traemcneely.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/wpid-2436258_460s_v1-1.jpg)

internet. definitely internet.

do you have plans for the weekend and if so, what are they?
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Post by: Ghoti on August 15, 2014, 06:04:22 am
Probably spending some quality time with my brother.

How do I get rid of a dead body?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Svata on August 15, 2014, 07:36:50 am
Carefully.


Why do you wanna know?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 15, 2014, 09:33:18 am
...Curiosity.

Which is your favorite Robin Williams movie?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on August 15, 2014, 11:01:56 am
Dead Poet's Society. Carpe diem, you funny old bastard.

What's your favorite type of big cat?
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Post by: Iczerfour on August 15, 2014, 03:04:02 pm
the cheetah

if you could bring some one back from the dead who would it be?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on August 15, 2014, 04:10:08 pm
J. F. Kennedy.

Who's your favorite serial killer?

Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on August 15, 2014, 05:44:29 pm
Tony Tiger.

What are your pronouns.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on August 15, 2014, 05:56:53 pm
He, his, him. Nothin' special.

Who's ready to rock?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on August 15, 2014, 09:58:43 pm
ME!  *throws rocks at next poster*

Ironbite-Favorite Kamen Rider?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on August 16, 2014, 10:30:20 am
Don't have one since I never watched Kamen Rider


Favorite Sentai Team?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on August 16, 2014, 02:19:59 pm
Probably either Zyuranger or Kakuranger, but I'm an American 90s kid so a lot of that is probably the nostalgia talking.

Dude, where's my car?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on August 16, 2014, 07:38:12 pm
It's where you fuckin' left it, man!

What your favorite episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 16, 2014, 07:47:03 pm
The one where Buffy slays those vampires.

When is the weather going to warm up?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: guizonde on August 16, 2014, 07:49:20 pm
It's where you fuckin' left it, man!

What your favorite episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

the one with the thing over there.

what's your time zone?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on August 16, 2014, 08:42:08 pm
GMT-3:00

Why did Guizonde skip Art's question?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on August 16, 2014, 09:02:53 pm
Fuck if I know

How do I connect with the French Canadian side of my family?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on August 16, 2014, 09:04:09 pm
You don't.  You just...don't.

Ironbite-favorite Power Ranger team.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on August 16, 2014, 09:11:26 pm
Dino Rangers cause dinosaurs are cool (also Blue Dino Ranger reminds me of myself.)


Who are The Patriots?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 16, 2014, 10:56:12 pm
A group of Mel Gibson clones that have escaped the lab and been allowed to roam wild.

What's your favorite role-playing game?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on August 16, 2014, 11:37:10 pm
Exalted, natch.

Who's your favorite Avenger?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on August 17, 2014, 12:38:54 pm
The Hulk.

Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: guizonde on August 17, 2014, 01:59:10 pm
The Hulk.

Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

I'm the cable guy and *Bow chika wow wow*

what is your quest?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Svata on August 17, 2014, 05:33:41 pm
NONE SHALL PASS!!! Wait, wrong scene, sorry...

Dammit, EA, WHY?!?!
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on August 17, 2014, 10:18:22 pm
Artistic integrity, dear boy.

Where should I work next?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 18, 2014, 09:10:44 am
The Bunny Ranch.

Do you believe in magic?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on August 18, 2014, 09:13:21 pm
Yes...like a young girl should.

Ironbite-Favorite Finishing Attack
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: lord gibbon on August 18, 2014, 10:46:28 pm
GIGA DRILL BREAK!!!!!!!

Why am I so attractive to mosquitos?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 18, 2014, 11:05:47 pm
Because of your three-foot-long nose.

Would you rather have a lightsaber or a sonic screwdriver?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 19, 2014, 09:07:32 pm
Sonic screwdriver. I can't think of a single use I'd have for a lightsaber, unless I just really wanted to cut off someone's arm.

Do you have an urgent need to cut off someone's arm?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 19, 2014, 09:24:02 pm
...Maybe.

Would you rather have a PersoCom or a pet chupacabra?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on August 19, 2014, 10:17:11 pm
Chubacabra since well it probably can kill the hell out of people I don't like.



Should I go to Norway for University?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: guizonde on August 19, 2014, 10:32:10 pm
Chubacabra since well it probably can kill the hell out of people I don't like.



Should I go to Norway for University?

yes.

is it normal i spent 200 hours playing the binding of isaac?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 19, 2014, 11:11:17 pm
Yeah...I'd question why you'd spend over 200 hours playing a recreation of a horrifying Bible story.

Doctor who?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on August 20, 2014, 03:17:05 pm
I've never watched it.

What is your least favorite animal?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 20, 2014, 04:55:39 pm
Magpies.

Who let the dogs out?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 20, 2014, 04:59:46 pm
Your mother.

Who's on first?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on August 20, 2014, 10:34:00 pm
The Doctor.

How high am I?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 21, 2014, 05:20:28 am
Moderately high.

Fuck cancer or ALS, can we research a cure for the common cold instead? That would make me so happy right about now.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on August 21, 2014, 10:40:16 am
Which common cold? There are so many different variations of cold viruses that attempting to find a treatment that would fit them all would be a waste of time.

If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 21, 2014, 12:59:04 pm
Because we didn't come from modern monkeys, we share a common ancestor...you know what, it's easier to just say "magic".

Why must everything that tastes good be bad for you?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on August 21, 2014, 04:24:21 pm
Because god wants you to be a fatass.

How much water did I sweat out today?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on August 21, 2014, 10:22:13 pm
3.14159265359 kilosomethings.

How much herp can you derp?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on August 22, 2014, 10:16:47 am
5 megaherpderps.

Do you think Obama says "you're welcome" for all the times he gets thanked?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on August 22, 2014, 07:06:40 pm
I hope not. That would get tiring.

The Catholic Church considers abortion to be the same as murder. Why, then, is abortion considered to be so bad you're automatically excommunicated for it while murder isn't?
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Post by: Ghoti on August 22, 2014, 09:42:32 pm
Because it's not about the sanctity of human life, it's about controlling and shaming women.

When will my life begin?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 22, 2014, 10:44:20 pm
When your brain starts transmitting electrical signals through your nervous system.

Do you believe alien life exists? (Not necessarily that it's visited Earth)
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 22, 2014, 11:03:56 pm
Considering the sheer, unfathomable size of the universe, it's rather likely that extra-terrestrial life exists somewhere. Not so much "little green men in flying saucers wielding anal probes", but something or other that qualifies as life.

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on August 22, 2014, 11:21:17 pm
Depends on if she/he had the thousands of pimple scars I have.

You guys want a thread full of lessons from Professor Infosaurus, the best character from How I Met Your Mother?
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Post by: Ghoti on August 28, 2014, 12:43:10 am
Gah, I hate that show.


What am I even watching?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 28, 2014, 01:07:42 am
I don't know, but I know you're jerking off to it, you sick, sick pervert.

Yoga pants: How do they manage to be skintight and yet allow for such flexibility? Not complaining in the least, just curious.
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Post by: I am lizard on September 03, 2014, 12:12:04 pm
I dunno, but I'm guessing Rob Liefeld has something to do with it.

You wanna get bakestaybed?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 05, 2014, 03:09:22 pm
Assuming that's some form of "backstabbed," then no.

Were there any gay dinosaurs?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 05, 2014, 04:28:45 pm
It's certainly possible.

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
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Post by: ironbite on September 06, 2014, 12:41:50 am
I'M A GOOD BOY!

Ironbite-Mario or Sonic?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 06, 2014, 01:14:02 am
Mario; his fans are less creepy.

What is your personal favorite melee weapon?
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Post by: I am lizard on September 06, 2014, 01:25:36 am
I don't fricken know!


Sniper or demo?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 06, 2014, 01:37:17 am
Demo. How else am I supposed to find out whether a game is any good?

What's the most efficient way to kill magpies?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 06, 2014, 03:50:23 am
Slingshot fucks em right up (If my uncle is to be believed.)


Is singing ELO songs at two in the morning weird?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 06, 2014, 03:33:58 pm
Absolutely.

Should I take a shower?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on September 06, 2014, 03:44:03 pm
No, peel your skin off.
Favourite TF2 class?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 06, 2014, 03:49:43 pm
If I played TF2, probably Medic.

Favorite D&D/Pathfinder class?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 06, 2014, 04:03:57 pm
Necromancer, cause raising the dead as the Empress of Zombies is fucking epic.


I have $50 to get a new game which should I get?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on September 06, 2014, 08:15:19 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Shrek_Coverart.png)

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on September 06, 2014, 10:08:54 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Shrek_Coverart.png)

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

No.

Is all this blood-loss induced raving unusual for me?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 06, 2014, 10:41:01 pm
No... Okay yeah.

Why and how did you lose enough blood to make you loopy?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on September 06, 2014, 10:51:18 pm
Probably cut himself.


Is it normal to feel like you will never feel happy again? (I'm being serious with this one.)
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 07, 2014, 01:30:13 am
It's normal for me, but then again I missed work yesterday in favor of curling up on the floor and crying. I suggest talking to a doctor or psychiatrist about it.

How many episodes of Criminal Minds have I watched in the past thirty six hours?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 07, 2014, 01:43:39 am
Twentington.

Why is there so much problematic behaviour directed towards People of Headwear?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 07, 2014, 12:16:40 pm
It's not the fedora on your head that matters, but the fedora on your heart.

What does my spine and everything attached to it hurt?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on September 07, 2014, 12:26:44 pm
I most likely put your cochlea into your ear while you were sleeping. Relax, it's perfectly normal.

What has baby seal eyes for headlights, is painted bright pink with a nuclear hazard decal smacked onto the front bumper, has puppy leather on the seat and is fueled by orphan tears?
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Post by: lord gibbon on September 07, 2014, 06:49:28 pm
Dick Cheney's car.

Why does the lamp outside my apartment shine DIRECTLY into my eyes?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 07, 2014, 09:39:19 pm
*barbershop quartet* Because- because- because- because you touch yourself at niiiiiiiiight!

What's your favourite Pokémon?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on September 07, 2014, 10:12:27 pm
Zelda.



Am I hella rad?
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Post by: Thejebusfire on September 07, 2014, 10:38:49 pm
Yes.



If there were two astronauts on the moon, and one astronaut killed the other one with a moon-rock or something, would that be fucked up or what?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 07, 2014, 11:20:02 pm
Definitely. Although, considering that kind of thing usually gets broadcast all over national TV and he'd also have to kill the other astronaut in the command module afterward to get away with it, I can't imagine what the guy would be thinking.

If humans are really this stupid, how have we survived this long?
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Post by: ironbite on September 08, 2014, 12:30:58 am
I honestly chime it up to pure laziness on my part.

Ironbite-How pumped up are you for Kamen Rider Drive?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 08, 2014, 01:33:49 am
Completely un-pumped and un-pumpable.

Where did the word "squalid" come from?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on September 08, 2014, 02:34:02 am
Pootis.

Why is the gibus the best hat?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 08, 2014, 03:32:06 am
What?

Serious question: since moving back in with my parents, nobody's brought up my being transgender. Everyone keeps calling me by my birth name and it's pissing me off. How do I a) get the elephant out of the room and b) convince my family that not calling me that is important to my mental health?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 08, 2014, 03:42:54 am
With a show stopping musical number.

What's the stupidest dream you've ever had?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 09, 2014, 04:26:08 pm
Most of my dreams tend to be pretty bizarre. I suppose maybe the one with a guy who had a soda bottle for a head? ...Yeah.

What kind of dinosaur did Jesus ride?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 09, 2014, 05:55:11 pm
A brontosaurus, duh.

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Eiki-mun on September 09, 2014, 05:58:32 pm
Que?

What's the proper response when someone mangles the character you RP?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 09, 2014, 06:13:52 pm
Thermonuclear war.

Why do people insist on looking over my shoulder when I'm online?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on September 09, 2014, 07:50:38 pm
To make sure you aren't on any grown-up sites.

Want 2 sex?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: SpaceProg on September 09, 2014, 08:49:10 pm
I'm a little bit drunk.  Day, Dry Icehouse, woo.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 09, 2014, 09:21:22 pm
Why is Spaceprog drunk?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Eiki-mun on September 09, 2014, 11:47:04 pm
He discovered the joys of mixed drinks.

Is Pepsi vegan?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on September 10, 2014, 08:40:20 am
Probably I don't know I'm not a vegan and never care to be.


How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on September 10, 2014, 09:36:58 pm
Meat pudding.

Some silence before the storm?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 11, 2014, 08:44:27 pm
Nope. You lose.

Where do babies come from?


Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on September 11, 2014, 10:14:03 pm
Me.

Why do babies come from me?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on September 11, 2014, 10:16:57 pm
I don't know, it's kinda terrifying.


Who stopped pushing ze cart? I vant Names!
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 12, 2014, 01:13:40 am
Entire team is Spy, that's why they're not pushing cart.

*you are promptly stabbed to death*

Have you ever been involved in any sort of social nudity? If so, how was it? If not, would you?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 12, 2014, 01:23:02 am
Nope, and I can't imagine I ever would.

Do you like Swiss cheese?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on September 12, 2014, 09:07:00 am
Nope, and I can't imagine I ever would.

Do you like Swiss cheese?

You mean human swiss cheese? Yes!

Am I a freak?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: guizonde on September 12, 2014, 12:01:12 pm
Probably.

boxers or briefs?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Eiki-mun on September 12, 2014, 02:45:27 pm
Commando.

Nuke the place from orbit?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 12, 2014, 08:01:34 pm
Would probably be a good idea for a lot of different places.

In your opinion, how much of the Jesus story actually happened?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 12, 2014, 08:45:23 pm
The part where he brought a guy back to life and that other bit where he flew up into the sky at the end are both probably legit. The rest is quite clearly bullshit that only gullible morons would believe.

Where's your head at?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 13, 2014, 02:07:38 am
In the clouds.

Oi, Doctah! What in god's name are you doing?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on September 13, 2014, 05:47:42 am
Being an asshole!

You wanna pway shpee?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on September 13, 2014, 09:09:51 am
...No?


Worst game you've played in the last six years?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on September 19, 2014, 01:29:22 am
Portal, it didn't have any guns.


Are you her little, bedbug?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on September 19, 2014, 04:59:15 pm
Yep.

Am I becoming a furry?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 19, 2014, 07:07:46 pm
Oh god I hope not.

On a scale of Pat Robertson to Bill Nye how stupid are otherkin?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on September 19, 2014, 08:37:45 pm
I dunno.

Are you euphoric because of some phony gods blessing?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on September 19, 2014, 09:36:26 pm
Nope


Know any good SNES or NES RPGs?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 19, 2014, 09:40:07 pm
Breath of Fire 1 and 2 are pretty decent, though if you're going to play 2, be sure to use the fan translation. I don't know what the fuck was going on at Capcom, but the original is a goddamn train wreck.

Why does it take so goddamn long to make any money doing online surveys?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 19, 2014, 11:01:43 pm
The real question is, why don't people recognize that online surveys don't actually pay?

Doctor Cox, Doctor House or the Tenth Doctor?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 19, 2014, 11:03:35 pm
Ten.

How fucked am I?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 19, 2014, 11:07:17 pm
Overfiend.

What's your favorite soda?
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Post by: I am lizard on September 19, 2014, 11:28:46 pm
The fizzy kind

Who would win: Rush Limbaugh or The Amazing Atheist
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Post by: Ghoti on September 20, 2014, 12:52:39 am
They're both losers, but I'm gonna say AA.

Are you a dom or a sub?
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Post by: ironbite on September 20, 2014, 12:53:46 am
PUt on this collar and find out.

Ironbite-death or taxes?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on September 20, 2014, 08:33:44 am
Taxes, I have slightly more idea of what will happen when I pay taxes, death not so much.


Metal Gear?!
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 22, 2014, 10:25:58 am
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

How do I shot web?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 22, 2014, 07:06:34 pm
First, find a house that's been abandoned for a while. Then just take a shotgun inside and fire at random. No matter where you aim, there's bound to be SOME spiderweb there.

Would you be willing to see the "Left Behind" remake solely for the purpose of MSTing it?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 22, 2014, 08:13:06 pm
Does a bear shit in the woods?


You got Tree fiddy?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 22, 2014, 10:42:55 pm
I got $5 to my name.

Do I have psychic powers?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 23, 2014, 10:47:32 am
If you're psychic, you should be able to tell me.

CAN I GET AN AMEN!?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on September 23, 2014, 10:18:01 pm
No.

On a level of one to I Am Lizard, how weird was my last post in the redundant Gamergate thread?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on September 23, 2014, 10:28:55 pm
Don't know didn't read it since i consider anything dealing with Gamergate a non issue.


Any way I can get more money since my family is going through some shit with finances right now?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 24, 2014, 01:11:30 am
Play the lottery.

What are the actual odds of winning the lottery?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 24, 2014, 01:13:39 am
Worse than the odds of Rush Limbaugh supporting abortion.

What is the ideal form of government?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 24, 2014, 03:07:46 am
A totalitarian dictatorship ruled by me.

What's for dinner?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: lord gibbon on September 24, 2014, 03:14:55 am
YOU

Why is Phyllis Schlafly not dead yet?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on September 24, 2014, 11:29:54 am
She is. Andrew is doing the Norman Bates thing.

Why did it take me so long to remember the name of the movie Psycho?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 24, 2014, 03:58:18 pm
Because you're a bad person.

Why do tropes become so overused? Why can't entertainers figure out the proper balance of use to keep a trope fresh?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 24, 2014, 07:53:05 pm
Follow the leader.

WHY?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 24, 2014, 08:05:03 pm
WHY NOT?

Where did I put my car keys?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 24, 2014, 08:06:10 pm
Have you checked your hand?

Why must George Lucas have such great ideas and do so poorly in executing them?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 24, 2014, 08:40:41 pm
Cause even the greatest ideas can be ruined when you try to focus on one aspect of it.


Ever listened to The Doors?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 25, 2014, 12:55:34 am
Oh god yes.

Who guards the guards?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 25, 2014, 01:08:37 am
The guard guards.

Why won't Infinite Space work on my flash cart?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Sigmaleph on September 25, 2014, 05:22:58 pm
Not enough space. Try downgrading to Finite Space.

Why does my arm itch?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on September 25, 2014, 06:38:37 pm
Not enough space. Try downgrading to Finite Space.

Why does my arm itch?

I'm fapping to death and bloodshed.

Why do I do this?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Sigmaleph on September 25, 2014, 07:09:53 pm
You're probably bored.

When will I stop procrastinating?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 25, 2014, 08:45:50 pm
I'm sure you'll do it later.

Why is the dog such a picky eater?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 29, 2014, 08:47:30 pm
It's spoiled rotten.

What's the stupidest/most trivial thing you've been to the doctor for?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 29, 2014, 09:21:21 pm
Can't remember everything I've gone to the doctor for has usually been serious like my ear infection or my back problem.


Worst pain in your life?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 29, 2014, 10:08:19 pm
I don't remember the actual pain because I was too young, but I assume it was getting my face torn up by a German Shepherd when I was two and a half.

Spaghetti or lasagna?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 30, 2014, 01:14:25 am
Lasagna, hands down.

What's your best scar story?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 30, 2014, 10:14:42 pm
In 2012, I caught some mysterious disease which led to complete respiratory failure, spent ten days in a hospital, and almost died. I have a gap in my memory during that period for about a day during which I somehow acquired an ugly black scar on my right arm. It has since faded to an off-color blob, but still remains after two years.

Which fandom is the most annoying? Explain why.
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 30, 2014, 10:40:28 pm
Twilight, because most of the same 40+ soccer moms who drool over Edward Cullen (and Robert Pattinson) would turn around and condemn any man their age who expressed the slightest bit of romantic or sexual interest in a teenage-looking girl. Plus, abstinence porn.

Would you rather be an elf or a dwarf (in the fantasy sense)? Explain why.
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on October 01, 2014, 06:56:59 am
Dwarf, elves are for pansies. Please sit in the corner and think about what you've done for even suggesting Elves have a chance.

Wanna jump into my mouth, kids?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 06, 2014, 12:33:40 am
No.

Which do you find sexier, lacy lingerie or casual and comfortable cotton underwear?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on October 06, 2014, 01:51:50 am
Neither, wink wink nudge nudge.

Favorite breed of cat?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Veras on October 06, 2014, 02:01:53 pm
Maine Coon

(http://media.catmoji.com/post/cq6r/big-grey-maine-coon.jpg)

If you could have any superpower, what would you choose?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Sigmaleph on October 06, 2014, 02:17:37 pm
Mind reading.

Chocolate or sex?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on October 06, 2014, 02:26:45 pm
Yes


Best Final Boss in any game? (For me that will always be Cefca in Final Fantasy VI)
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Svata on October 06, 2014, 02:48:42 pm
Izanami-no-okami from Persona 4.


Why can't I find a job?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on October 06, 2014, 06:47:03 pm
You don't have a enough fields of expertise, you're not confident enough in yourself, you come to the interview covered in day old blood while screaming in a vaguely Celtic dialect, and your resume seems stale.

Will someone love me if I have a strange weapon?

Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 06, 2014, 06:56:15 pm
The person who sold it to you might.

Which Dragon Age romance option is your favorite?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on October 06, 2014, 10:32:02 pm
Never played Dragon Age.

Who's your favorite Bat-villain or Bat-Family member?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on October 14, 2014, 11:28:52 am
The Joker is always the best Bat-Villain.

I have been applying for 12 jobs a week for the last two months. Why can't I get a job? I WILL LITERALLY SUCK DICK FOR MONEY AT THIS POINT.

(click to show/hide)
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Post by: I am lizard on October 14, 2014, 11:41:19 am
The Joker is always the best Bat-Villain.

I have been applying for 12 jobs a week for the last two months. Why can't I get a job? I WILL LITERALLY SUCK DICK FOR MONEY AT THIS POINT.

(click to show/hide)
Jews.

Do you know that the government is putting mind control chemicals in vaccines?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 14, 2014, 11:50:36 am
*robotic voice* Of course they are not. How would you ever get such a silly notion about our beloved overlords?

What anime series is your favorite?
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Post by: ironbite on October 14, 2014, 11:59:37 am
Depends on the genre actually.  I have quite a few.  And then there's genres I won't touch with a ten foot pole.

Ironbite-Empire or Jedi?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on October 14, 2014, 12:24:44 pm
Wookiee.

Of the following three items, which two would you rather combine into a single item? AK-47, chainsaw, guitar.
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Post by: Zygarde on October 14, 2014, 05:27:51 pm
AK-47 and Guitar since Haruko  in FLCL used a machine-gun guitar


Should I move to Austin when the school year is over?
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Post by: I am lizard on October 27, 2014, 11:34:34 am
No, Austin is for the degenerate scum #washingtonmasterrace

Panty or stocking?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on October 27, 2014, 01:35:34 pm
Garterbelt.

What should I do for a job in California?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on October 27, 2014, 02:57:45 pm
Depends on your talents.

Favorite cartoon?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on October 27, 2014, 03:24:48 pm
Batman Begins.

What should I carve into my pumpkin?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on October 27, 2014, 05:09:54 pm
Hex Maniac from Pokemon X and Y


Was buying a $27 Zippo lighter with my service branch's seal on it a good investment?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 27, 2014, 05:47:48 pm
Depends. Are you planning to burn the branch down?

Puppy pile, kitten pile or ferret pile?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on October 27, 2014, 05:55:18 pm
Kitten pile.

What should I watch?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on October 28, 2014, 10:39:08 pm
My ass.

Ironbite-how much fish should I feed Godzilla?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on October 28, 2014, 10:40:34 pm
A lot of it (I hope this was the joke you were hoping for)


What game should I LP after AVP 2010?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on October 28, 2014, 11:23:33 pm
A lot of it (I hope this was the joke you were hoping for)


What game should I LP after AVP 2010?
Either Bubsy 3d on the virtual boy or Team fortress 2.

Edit:fuck I forgot to add a question.
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Post by: Ghoti on October 29, 2014, 01:35:47 am
A lot of it (I hope this was the joke you were hoping for)


What game should I LP after AVP 2010?
Mass Effect. (Lizard's shitposting, so I'm ignoring him.)

What's the best way to get my family to call me Will and refer to me as he/him?
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Post by: Svata on October 29, 2014, 01:42:53 am
A lot of it (I hope this was the joke you were hoping for)


What game should I LP after AVP 2010?
Mass Effect. (Lizard's shitposting, so I'm ignoring him.)

What's the best way to get my family to call me Will and refer to me as he/him?


Threats of nuclear force.


Zombies or Myr?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: I am lizard on October 29, 2014, 02:22:17 am
A lot of it (I hope this was the joke you were hoping for)


What game should I LP after AVP 2010?
Mass Effect. (Lizard's shitposting, so I'm ignoring him.)

What's the best way to get my family to call me Will and refer to me as he/him?


Threats of nuclear force.


Zombies or Myr?
Myr, they're not massively overused.

Favorite weapon in video games?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on October 29, 2014, 03:54:04 am
The M-920 Cain, or "Nuke Gun", from ME2 and 3.

When will I move out of my mother's basement?
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Post by: Zygarde on October 29, 2014, 08:43:05 am
Probably the same time I move out of my grandmother's house (which is to say two years from now after I get all my financial shit straight and I've been accustomed to living outside of High School.)


Why does YouTube hate people who post videos in 1080p?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 09, 2014, 05:00:08 am
Because parents suck.

Mages or Templars?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on December 09, 2014, 08:43:20 am
Hell if I know.


Should I LP Sonic Generations after Aliens Versus Predator (2010)?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 09, 2014, 10:34:50 am
If you want to.

Mace: Medieval or modern versions?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on December 09, 2014, 05:51:19 pm
Medieval, although seeing cops carrying that kind of mace would make them even more terrifying.

How did you lose your virginity (if you have)?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on December 10, 2014, 11:05:46 am
Either a bucket of play silks or a bucket of LEGOs.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: rookie on December 10, 2014, 01:29:36 pm
Don't worry, they'll tell you. If not right when you meet them, then certainly by dinner.

How did they first come up with the procedure for hand milking cows?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Eiki-mun on December 10, 2014, 07:31:14 pm
They talked to lactation fetishists, who were only too happy to help.

Why does everyone hate the video games I love?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 10, 2014, 07:48:27 pm
Because you have terrible taste.

Why does every girl I ask out turn me down?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on December 10, 2014, 09:18:05 pm
A wide variety of reasons, none of which you should take personally.

Should I call the little black kitten Salem or Blitzkrieg?
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Post by: ironbite on December 10, 2014, 09:20:19 pm
Salem.  Cause Sabrina.

Ironbite-How much wood do you need to build an average log cabin?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on December 10, 2014, 10:05:57 pm
A lot.


How do I get people to watch my LP?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 10, 2014, 10:10:15 pm
Don't get discouraged and consistently put out good content and you should attract a decently sized audience over a year or two.

Is there a quick and easy way to keep birds far away from the house?
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Post by: I am lizard on December 10, 2014, 11:19:39 pm
*Hof glares at me through my window*
BIRDS ARE AMAZING AND YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE THEM LEAVE!


Was there an ass in the Star Wars trailer?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on December 11, 2014, 08:42:07 am
Something asinine and nonsensical.



Revolver Ocelot?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on December 11, 2014, 01:42:31 pm
Would hit.

WHAT SICK MAN SENT BABIES TO FIGHT?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: rookie on December 11, 2014, 02:28:46 pm
Hockey dads.

What did I come into the kitchen for?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 11, 2014, 02:36:03 pm
Hot hot stovetop sex.

Lemon curry?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on December 11, 2014, 04:23:01 pm
...no.


How often is to often to think about David Bowie?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Feral Dog on December 11, 2014, 04:51:01 pm
When he gets a restraining order.

Do you prefer eggs or chickens?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on December 11, 2014, 09:24:22 pm
Eggs.

What should I eat if I have an upset stomach?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 12, 2014, 02:28:53 pm
I prefer eyebrow myself. Easier to hide and doesn't hurt nearly as much.

Which is worse: crotch zits or ass zits?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on December 13, 2014, 03:22:51 pm
Crotch zits, unless the ass zits are in exactly the same parts you sit on.

You are 10 years younger in the same situation you were in 10 years ago (basically, time itself has gone back by 10 years) However, all of your memories are intact. What will you do?
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Post by: Zygarde on December 13, 2014, 03:28:38 pm
Try to figure out how to prepare for Hurricane Katrina and attempt to improve my health. (on the bright side I won't have the angst I used to have about my sexuality.)



Nerdiest thing you can say in 10 words or less.(Maths jokes disallowed.)
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: rookie on December 28, 2014, 11:45:20 pm
No way was Picard better than Kirk!

What happened to this thread?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 29, 2014, 09:30:52 am
People got bored.

Mage: The Ascension: What's your favorite Tradition?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on December 29, 2014, 11:21:15 am
I have no idea what you're talking about.

What was the last thing you ate?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Svata on December 29, 2014, 12:17:22 pm
I have no idea what you're talking about.

What was the last thing you ate?


Everything in Taco Bell's $5 Crunchwrap Slider box.


Who is that over there?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: rookie on December 29, 2014, 01:19:16 pm
Who, him? That's just dude.

What question should I ask you?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on December 29, 2014, 01:40:42 pm
Ask me how many people I fucked in 2014.

Are you actually going to ask me that?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 29, 2014, 02:04:29 pm
Yes.

How many people did you fuck in 2014?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on December 29, 2014, 02:44:44 pm
Four.

What should the next question be?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: ironbite on December 29, 2014, 04:44:21 pm
How many times did you cum with those 4 people.

Ironbite-well?  How many times did you cum with those 4 people per session?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on December 30, 2014, 05:58:40 pm
An average of twice per person per session, with #3 as the outlier with a per-session average of about 5. (That reminds me, I wonder if he's still with that idiot he was dating last time I talked to him, and if he's doing anything for New Years..)

Can we stop talking about my sex life now?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 30, 2014, 06:46:53 pm
No.

If you didn't want us talking about your sex life, then why did you bring it up in the first place?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on December 30, 2014, 07:25:41 pm
Because Ironbite asked.

Where did you hide the bodies?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on December 30, 2014, 09:09:47 pm
Who hides bodies these days Chloric  acid is the new thing.


How many watch-lists did that comment land me on?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on December 30, 2014, 11:05:02 pm
All of them.

How long until Zygarde winds up in jail now?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on January 01, 2015, 03:38:42 pm
Too late.

Should I finish my playthrough of DA3 or abandon it until I've played the first two?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 01, 2015, 03:44:44 pm
I'd want to play the first two first, but that's me.

Why am I spending so much time on Imgur?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on January 01, 2015, 05:02:51 pm
Because you're a deeply flawed human being.

Is Thomas Sanders actually as nice as he claims to be, or does he have a deep dark secret?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on January 03, 2015, 05:17:40 pm
I have no idea who Thomas Sanders but any one named that is probably secretly killing hookers on the side.


Why am I so damn tired?(this is not a joke I'm being completely serious.) 
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on January 03, 2015, 07:50:41 pm
You're undercaffeinated? You haven't slept? You're hungry/thirsty and that hunger/thirst is manifesting itself as tiredness? You have a shitty diet? You're deficient in one or more vitamins/minerals? You're depressed? It could be nearly anything.

How many people did you sleep with in 2014?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 03, 2015, 08:28:48 pm
Zero.

Should I be depressed by that?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on January 03, 2015, 09:06:07 pm
Nope if it makes you feel any better neither have I (but that was more due to the fact I don't particularly care for sex. )


Should I start a Podcast?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on January 03, 2015, 10:00:24 pm
If you want to.

Should I get caught up on Welcome to Night Vale or watch Guardians of the Galaxy?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 29, 2015, 01:32:20 am
Both.

On a scale from 1 to "oh my god every straight male just passed out from the blood rushing to their dicks", how hot do you predict Emma Watson will look playing Belle in the live-action "Beauty and the Beast" remake?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Svata on January 29, 2015, 04:04:20 am
Seven-ish, probably.


Where did my feet go?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on January 29, 2015, 10:02:16 am
They were eaten by weasels. Sucks to be you.

Should I continue working overnights as a temp or look for a job at a pizza place? The place I'm at now pays well but it's forty minutes away and it makes it really hard to have a life outside work. A job at a pizza place might not pay as well but it'd be closer and would let me be awake during the day.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: rookie on January 29, 2015, 11:49:40 am
Stay where you are. Pizza places do not pay well at all, minimum wage. And unless you go corporate, there's no room for advancement. Most food service is night work, so that part is a wash with social life. I might go with a pizza place as a second job, but not as your primary.

So how have you been lately?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on January 29, 2015, 06:40:27 pm
Tired and slightly depressed so the usual.


After I finish the Modern Warfare series should I do the Dead Space series for my next set of LP's?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 01, 2015, 07:53:18 pm
Yeah.

Do I know too much about the weirdest things?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 01, 2015, 10:46:46 pm
Maybe.

Which is cutest: Ferrets, kitten or puppies?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on February 02, 2015, 01:50:52 am
Kittens.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on February 02, 2015, 11:00:52 am
Because I'm happy~ (clap along if you feel like a room without a roof)

Wait, what?
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Post by: Skybison on February 04, 2015, 01:50:39 am
I have no idea.

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you.  You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back.  The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping.  Why is that?
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Post by: Feral Dog on February 04, 2015, 04:30:35 am
Because that asshole murdered my family, and now he's going to pay.

What if you turned into an egg?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 04, 2015, 08:41:35 am
I don't know.

Should I have linked to someone's ED page or a list of their Wikipedia Review topics?
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Post by: Svata on February 04, 2015, 08:42:40 am
No.


Where am I?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 04, 2015, 08:43:08 am
HELL.

Also, where can one find the Lemonade Bar in Hell?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 04, 2015, 09:05:14 am
Right next to the men's room... oh, god.

If I was a wizard, what type of magic would I specialize in? (Fire, Necromancy, etc)
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Post by: Zygarde on February 04, 2015, 11:19:02 am
Probably Ice since that seems more up your alley.



The closest thing to your left will protect you from a zombie how fucked are you?
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Post by: rookie on February 04, 2015, 12:34:54 pm
Hmm, a coffee cup and a length of 4x4. I figure in good for a half hour or so.

Did you see that?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 04, 2015, 07:00:46 pm
What?

Should I lurk /r/unsolvedmysteries as much as I do?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on February 04, 2015, 07:19:36 pm
If you have to ask, the answer is no.

What is the meaning of it all?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 04, 2015, 08:14:24 pm
Whatever meaning you assign to it.

Should I try to take a nap before work or just start chugging caffeine now?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 04, 2015, 09:35:28 pm
Nap.

Arrow vs. The Flash: Who would win?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on February 04, 2015, 10:13:04 pm
I'm always surprised the Flash doesn't just automatically win against everyone, to be honest.

Who would win: Batman, or an exact copy of Batman?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 04, 2015, 10:31:39 pm
Wonder Woman.

Why does my cat eat paper?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on February 05, 2015, 02:09:37 am
Because it's got something tasty on it?

Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
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Post by: jackdaw on February 05, 2015, 07:05:58 am
Because it's got something tasty on it?

Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
I'm Pope Grumpus and I have come to Consecration you house to the  Immaculate  grumpy heart



which building should I consecration to  Immaculate  grumpy heart next?

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Post by: rookie on February 05, 2015, 12:56:18 pm
Sheriff's office.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 05, 2015, 05:52:22 pm
Wait, this isn't a Gun Store?

What do I do now?
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Post by: Zygarde on February 05, 2015, 06:11:04 pm
Kill some Enclave


Why is it so satisfying to kill Caesar's Legion members?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 05, 2015, 06:31:00 pm
Because fascists are fun to kill in any form.

Luger, or M1911?
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Post by: Zygarde on February 05, 2015, 07:04:03 pm
Luger, it reminds me of the beauty of the Mauser c96


Do you believe in magic in a young girls heart? (Yes I know I asked this before but I like it.)
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Post by: Svata on February 05, 2015, 07:25:12 pm
No, goddamnit!


Who the hell do you think I am?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 05, 2015, 08:20:01 pm
Some random internet douchebag.

What am I listening to right now?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 05, 2015, 08:22:04 pm
My Heart Will Go On.

Should I get MOAR CORGI?!
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 05, 2015, 08:43:44 pm
Forever and always.

What, exactly, are the rules of time travel?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on February 05, 2015, 09:12:43 pm
The timeline is always self-consistent, information cannot travel more than six hours back in time, don't use it to solve NP-hard problems in polynomial time.

Why did I choose those in particular?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 05, 2015, 09:21:38 pm
BECAUSE REASONS.

Should I crash my Mom's Prius into Will Smith's house while blaring Avenged SevenFold?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on February 05, 2015, 09:56:27 pm
No, that would break the "Don't Be A Dick" rule.

What has it got in its pocketses?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 05, 2015, 10:14:55 pm
Tupac.

Why do I have Tupac in my pocketeses?
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Post by: rookie on February 10, 2015, 12:52:59 pm
Because fuck you, B.I.G.!

Was that who he was beefing with?
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Post by: Skybison on February 13, 2015, 09:18:20 pm
No, he was beefing with actual cows.

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?
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Post by: Zygarde on February 13, 2015, 11:43:35 pm
About $16 and I lost it cause we did a coin toss to see who would pay for lunch at the mall, I lost.



Is it normal to be binge watching old 80's Cartoons like G.I. JOE and Transformers ?
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Post by: rookie on February 14, 2015, 01:13:03 am
G .I. Joe and Transformers, yes. If you'd have said He-Man and Thundercats, that would have been fine.

Should I take my dog for a walk in the woods or around the neighborhood?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on February 14, 2015, 02:46:17 am
The woods seems like a no brainer, seeing as you wouldn't have to pick up his shit.

How's tricks?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 14, 2015, 08:36:32 am
How's Annie?

Why did I do it?
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Post by: rookie on February 14, 2015, 10:30:21 am
You probably thought it was a good idea at the time?

How long is a piece of string?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 14, 2015, 10:39:14 am
Usually between an inch and a foot.

What should I name my (spacer, sole survivor) Shepard?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on February 14, 2015, 01:36:37 pm
Germaine. So they can be Germaine Shepard.

What should I be eating right now?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 14, 2015, 05:40:33 pm
Ass.

How many cats should I have?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 14, 2015, 06:38:42 pm
As many as you can afford to feed, house and spay/neuter.

How long will I be alone?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 15, 2015, 06:37:57 am
Forever, duh. Haven't you seen le dank meme??

Turn down for what?
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Post by: ironbite on February 15, 2015, 04:37:40 pm
YOUR MOTHER!

Ironbite-why would I do something like that?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 16, 2015, 08:28:58 pm
Because of my subtle but noticeable psychological influence. Just as planned.

Do I use my intelligence in the right ways, or am I wasting it?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on February 16, 2015, 08:41:05 pm
You forgot the third possibility. You don't have any in the first place.

Where do we keep the cheese grater?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 16, 2015, 08:54:18 pm
The usual place.

Why do we have a cheese grater if all the cheese is infested with all sorts of nasties, such as some rather unpalatable fungi?

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Post by: Zygarde on February 18, 2015, 11:32:51 am
Same reason we have yogurt despite that being filled to the brim with bacteria.



Why is it so hard finding a good university with a good Marine Bio program.
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 18, 2015, 01:07:36 pm
DEREK SMART drove them out of business, my dear.

Should we buy DEREK SMART'S DESKTOP COMMANDER?
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Post by: rookie on February 20, 2015, 12:03:04 am
Not if he's driving out all the good marine bio programs.

Which cut of steak should I treat myself to tomorrow night? Aged NY strip or sirloin?
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Post by: Zygarde on February 20, 2015, 08:36:56 am
Sirloin much better


What should I do while I'm at the aquarium tomorrow?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 20, 2015, 10:22:41 am
Go fishing.

Why must cats be so adorable when I can't afford to have one?
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Post by: rookie on February 20, 2015, 10:31:30 am
It's a natural defense against being pointless.

What should I ask the next poster?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 21, 2015, 11:01:29 am
Why life sucks so much.

WHO IS PUBLIUS?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on February 21, 2015, 11:28:42 am
The guy tied up in my basement. (which reminds me, I forgot to feed him yesterday. Oops.)

Why do 80% of my job applications get completely ignored?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 21, 2015, 12:15:40 pm
*Rubs hands together over Swiss gold* Oh, sorry. What was that?

It's time to put little Otik to bed, isn't it?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 21, 2015, 03:32:43 pm
I guess? I don't know what time zone you're in. (or what you're referencing)

What do you want for your birthday?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 21, 2015, 03:44:39 pm
A winning ticket to the next lottery.

If you could travel through time, when would you go to and why?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 22, 2015, 04:17:02 am
To the future when I'm rich and successful and post-op and the proud father of like 23 cats

If you could punch anyone in the face, who would you punch?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on February 22, 2015, 05:33:02 am
Mike Tyson. What can I say? I like to live dangerously.

If you could kick anyone in the balls/vagina, who would you kick?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 22, 2015, 11:02:26 am
The entirety of the Faux Noise staff.

If you want your funeral to be an enjoyable celebration of your life rather than mourning your death, what would you want the organizers/attendants to do to make it non-traditional?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 22, 2015, 11:25:16 am
Mix my ashes with glitter and shoot them out of a canon while playing "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs".

What's your favorite kind of Girl Scout cookie?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 22, 2015, 11:44:57 am
Thin Mint, what else?

What fantasy do you have (not necessarily sexual) that is enjoyable to imagine, but illegal and immoral to carry out in real life?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 22, 2015, 12:10:25 pm
Vengence.

Do you sleep with socks on?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 23, 2015, 09:32:00 am
Yes.

Did I really spend 2 years of my life following a performance artist pretending to be a crazed stoner?
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Post by: Askold on February 23, 2015, 11:54:05 am
Yes,

His work explores the relationship between Critical theory and counter-terrorism.

With influences as diverse as Kafka and John Cage, new variations are synthesised from both constructed and discovered structures.

Ever since he was a child he has been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of the zeitgeist. What starts out as triumph soon becomes corroded into a tragedy of greed, leaving only a sense of chaos and the dawn of a new synthesis.

As intermittent forms become clarified through boundaried and diverse practice, the viewer is left with a testament to the inaccuracies of our future.

Question:
Should I stop doing drugs and claiming that it is just a necessary part of getting into character?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 23, 2015, 04:37:37 pm
No. Winners never quit, and quitters never win!

What am I doing with my left hand?
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Post by: ironbite on February 23, 2015, 06:04:54 pm
Well I'm going to assume masturbating but that's what I assume you do with your right so...tax returns

Ironbite-so when do you think the world ends?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on February 23, 2015, 06:42:48 pm
Technically, the world has ended five times already. God doesn't know how to fix bugs other than turning it off and on again.

Conditional on the world ending in the next century, what do you think is the most likely cause?
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Post by: Ghoti on February 25, 2015, 07:29:22 pm
Well, it really depends on what you consider to be "the end of the world". Global human extinction? Whoa-oh, we're halfway there by virtue of wrecking the ecosystem and constant bickering (and by bickering I mean war). The complete destruction of the earth? That'd require, like, a meteor or an ancient god or something.

On a scale of one to superwhoavengepotterhobbitlock, how annoying is the Mass Effect fandom? 
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Post by: Skybison on February 28, 2015, 04:49:00 am
I haven't actually paid much attention to fan nonsense, but they are a video game fandom so I assume they are super annoying.

If you were a monster from Greek Mythology, which one would it be?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on February 28, 2015, 02:00:09 pm
I'd probably be one of those giant ship-eating sea monsters (most cultures had those).

What kind of animal would you ride into battle?
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Post by: Zygarde on February 28, 2015, 02:20:09 pm
If we're not limited to things currently living Ultra raptor if it's things currently alive then a Sumatran Tiger


How well do you think my new vegetable garden will turn out? 
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 28, 2015, 03:21:06 pm
The girls from the Cherynobl Gardening Society will love it, comrade!

Should I teach baby Angron the ways of bloodshed?
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Post by: Cloud3514 on February 28, 2015, 03:54:55 pm
Well, if you don't, no one will.

So what should I do if my stereo keeps telling me to eat my neighbors?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 28, 2015, 06:22:22 pm
Well, first you should make sure the grill is nice and hot, then gather all your essential ingredients and spices...

You are forced to perform one sexual act that you would never perform under any other circumstances or the world will come to an end. What is it?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 28, 2015, 06:25:08 pm
I don't honestly know.

Who are the Lloigor?
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Post by: Skybison on March 02, 2015, 04:24:03 pm
Some kind of alien monsters

If space aliens switched took your brain and put it in Ted Cruz's body for the next 48 hours, what would you do?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 02, 2015, 08:14:33 pm
Transfer the entire contents of his bank account to my Paypal account. Maybe make some career-endingly stupid public statement as well, if I find myself giving a shit.

In your honest opinion, where can you find the best pizza in town?
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Post by: Ghoti on March 05, 2015, 03:54:24 pm
Depends on the town.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?
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Post by: Skybison on April 09, 2015, 06:55:26 pm
There are too many FSTDT quotes for me to choose from, so I'll defer to blogger Fred Clark's expert opinion

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2014/06/10/the-stupidest-thing-i-have-ever-read/

One day you're walking along minding your own business when suddenly there is a blinding flash of light.  Out of it comes you as an old man/woman.  Your future self gives you a time machine, explains how it works and sends you off on a lifetime of adventures though time.  Eventually you get to old and decide you must settle down.  So you go back to the day you got the time machine and give it to your past self just like before.

Where did the time machine come from?
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Post by: Meshakhad on April 09, 2015, 07:49:23 pm
Clearly in some original timeline it came from a time machine factory.

What would be your weapon of choice in a duel with Bryan Fischer?
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Post by: Askold on April 22, 2015, 10:36:02 am
I am going to go with dueling shields. At first I was going to say swords, since it is my go to answer for dueling, but I changed my mind after finding out who that guy was.

Yup, dueling shields...
(click to show/hide)

As it is traditional to give an advantage to the opponent who is the underdog I would allow him to wear armour.


Question: If you suddenly found out that the world will end in 5 seconds, what would be the first thing you regret? (Not, what would you regret the most... What would be the first thing that pops into your mind as a regret after finding out that the world will end.)
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Post by: ironbite on April 22, 2015, 11:00:36 am
I hadn't killed more people.

Ironbite-what would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on April 22, 2015, 11:48:43 am
Pay fair market value.

How dark is your darkest secret?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on April 22, 2015, 12:11:48 pm
Morally, it's somewhere around a light gray. Societally speaking, it's closer to charcoal.

What would be your first action as dictator of the US, assuming you somehow suddenly had that power?
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Post by: ironbite on April 22, 2015, 12:18:42 pm
Send Michele Bachmann on a one way trip to Mars.

Ironbite-what's your second act as US Dictator?
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Post by: Ghoti on April 22, 2015, 02:33:21 pm
Make straight marriage illegal, just to laugh at the reaction.

Someone comes into your room while you're on the Internet, puts a kitten on your shoulder, and walks away. What do you name the kitten?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 22, 2015, 05:47:23 pm
Sig, cause I don't know.


Who's a good Electronica artist I should listen to? (that isn't Daft Punk, Giorgio Moroder, Tiesto ect)
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Post by: davedan on April 22, 2015, 05:59:34 pm
Sig, cause I don't know.


Who's a good Electronica artist I should listen to? (that isn't Daft Punk, Giorgio Moroder, Tiesto ect)

Not even sure if these count as electronica, but you should check them out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8oIjNkI-PI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbVN_0Khs2s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN9tulBHr8Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDMKwXyntmo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvBKcRu9eC8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJuJepVA_M

Edit: Oh and for the next question - Chips and Gravy or Chips and Chicken Salt?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on April 22, 2015, 07:37:44 pm
Chips and Chicken Salt?

Somebody, without any provocation, has released ravenous wild centipedes into your bathtub. What do you do?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on April 22, 2015, 08:58:32 pm
If I don't know who did it, call a goddamned exterminator to fumigate the house, because I am terrified of insects in general. If I do know who did it, repeat previously stated action, then take that stick that kinda looks like a sword from my car and beat them with it.

Are you as excited as I am right now?
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Post by: rookie on April 23, 2015, 10:49:02 pm
Absolutely! But I highly doubt is for the same reason.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 24, 2015, 08:39:53 am
Looking at random shit on the internet before I walk to school.



How horrible would life be if the Chaos Gods were real.
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Post by: ironbite on April 24, 2015, 04:45:30 pm
Very.

Ironbite-what would be your third decision as dictator of the US?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 24, 2015, 08:54:40 pm
Order the CIA to waterboard that fuckhead who bullied me in high school.

What would be your fifteenth decision as dictator of Belgium?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on April 25, 2015, 12:53:31 am
I expect I'll decide to reinstate democracy well before the fifteenth, so nothing.

How close are you to the nearest large body of water?

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Post by: Zygarde on April 25, 2015, 03:28:43 am
Very the Gulf is about 321 miles from where I live so there's that.


How should I spend the two weeks I have before I can leave high school for good?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 25, 2015, 04:09:28 am
Tearfully masturbating to old yearbook pictures.

What do I have to do to get some food around here?
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Post by: rookie on April 25, 2015, 11:10:38 am
An Ocean's Eleven style heist of your nearest grocery store.

Why is it 44 degrees here at 11:00 am on April 25th in the mid Atlantic? 
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Post by: Sigmaleph on April 25, 2015, 03:07:13 pm
Because you use Fahrenheit, and God punishes you for it.

What will it take to get America to use the International System of Units?
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Post by: ironbite on April 25, 2015, 04:31:15 pm
My fourth decision as dictator.

Ironbite-GTA V, obeying the rules of the road or seeing how far you can make someone fly in a head on collision?
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Post by: Cerim Treascair on April 25, 2015, 04:53:32 pm
Obeying the rules of the road (unless I have two stars or more, in which case, fuck it, I'm punching it)

What's more highly anticipated, Fallout 4 or Elder Scrolls 6?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 25, 2015, 05:17:36 pm
I'll go with Elder Scrolls 6. After the masterpiece that was New Vegas, I just can't get excited for a new Fallout game that's not developed by Obsidian.

Who left that light on?
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Post by: ironbite on April 25, 2015, 05:28:02 pm
ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!

Ironbite-what's best in life?
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Post by: Meshakhad on April 25, 2015, 06:10:35 pm
Homemade chocolate chip cookies.

What is the second-to-last book you read from start to finish?
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Post by: Cerim Treascair on April 25, 2015, 07:48:27 pm
Honor Harrington:  On Basilisk Station.

You have a chance to meet Robert Downey Jr., George R. R. Martin, Samuel L Jackson or Patrick Stewart.  Who do you meet, and what do you ask?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 25, 2015, 09:13:02 pm
Sir Patrick Stewart cause I'm a huge fan of his also I'd ask him to please redo his production of Othello with an all black cast cause I would have loved to see that.


On the topic of The Elder Scrolls VI what part of  Tamriel should it be held on (I say Black Marsh cause I play Argonians enough that I want to see their homeland and not in the form of Daggerfall or Arena.)
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Post by: Cerim Treascair on April 25, 2015, 09:33:14 pm
Gamer after my own heart, Zy, Black Marsh for me.

What hobby would you like to try out someday?
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Post by: rookie on May 08, 2015, 12:58:40 am
Fly fishing. When I see the old timers out there with their grandpappy's old gear, there sends to be something almost zen about them.

So what's up with you?
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Post by: Ghoti on May 08, 2015, 08:58:00 am
I'm fucking fed up with my job, that's what.

Should I quit?
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Post by: Cerim Treascair on May 08, 2015, 05:14:14 pm
Depends if you have something else or enough savings lined up.  If so, yes.  If not, start job hunting until you do.  I'm happy to help, if you like.

If you could bring a literary great back from the dead, who would it be?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on May 09, 2015, 04:00:34 pm
Robert Jordan, so he could finish his damn series himself.  >:(

Is it wrong to play a Western nation in North America in EU4?
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Post by: Zygarde on May 09, 2015, 05:16:41 pm
I can't see why it would be it's a game and while yeah negative stuff happened you don't necessarily have to do the negative shit you can be awesome and do awesome things. (note I have never plaed EU4 or any of the EU games like at all so I can't really tell what happens in them.)


Is it weird that my most popular fanfic is a story about a squid faced alien shaking up with a human?
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Post by: Cerim Treascair on May 09, 2015, 08:17:27 pm
Considering I've seen some surprisingly touching FNAF comics out there? no, not really.  It's not that unusual.

Blizzard and Bethesda collaborate on a game.  Massive failure, or overwhelming success?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on May 09, 2015, 08:32:33 pm
Impossible to tell; Blizzard seems more into MMORPGs and crunch-heavy games; Bethesda does more first-person storytelling. I suppose it could be a good game if Blizzard did the gameplay and Bethesda did the scenario though.

Which is the better country, Canada or the US?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on May 09, 2015, 08:45:46 pm
MURICA!

You're playing with That DM. What do you do?
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Post by: ironbite on May 09, 2015, 08:51:08 pm
Unleash Old Man Hendricks

Ironbite-how does one counter the Heart of the Cards?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on May 10, 2015, 04:08:32 am
Turn one victory stratagems.

Sandals or flip-flops?
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Post by: Ghoti on May 10, 2015, 04:38:16 am
Sandals.

Pepe or Feels Guy?
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on May 10, 2015, 11:24:49 am
There is no god but Pepe.

Eversor or Vindicare?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on May 15, 2015, 10:17:27 pm
Eversor; I have no idea what you're talking about but it sounds cooler.

So just what is the greatest country on Earth?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Eiki-mun on May 15, 2015, 11:17:14 pm
(http://puu.sh/hOVJx/a89f26a8ce.jpg)

Cuba is.

But why is Cuba the greatest country on Earth?
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Post by: Zygarde on May 15, 2015, 11:22:38 pm
Cigars I have no clue.


Why is it so hard to write Pokemon battles and make them seem entertaining?
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Post by: rookie on May 16, 2015, 09:20:11 am
Because its Pokémon.

Am I the only one here who doesn't care for both video games and anime?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on May 25, 2015, 02:45:40 am
I'm really not into anime at all, and while I do play video games I don't play any of the ones that everyone else on this forum seems to share an interest in (namely Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, and Bioshock)

Is there any reason I should ever try dating anyone again? Nearly every relationship I've ever been in has just blown up in my face and left me miserable.
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on May 25, 2015, 09:06:42 pm
Because you're in a relationship currently, I guess?

Was that the wrong answer?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on May 25, 2015, 09:13:52 pm
Well, as I'm not in a relationship currently (it just ended, hence my bitterness in the previous post) I'd have to say yes.

Any other suggestions?
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Post by: rookie on May 25, 2015, 09:39:35 pm
You're trying too hard. Or not hard enough. Just be yourself. If that doesn't work, try being Bruce Wayne.

Have you checked out LoveShy? They have all kinds of advice.
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Post by: Second Coming of Madman on May 25, 2015, 10:37:21 pm
OH GOD DON'T.

Are you a bad enough dude to invade hell and team up with motherfucking Michael to bust God out of prison?
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Post by: Ghoti on May 26, 2015, 03:12:36 am
Probably not.

Why did I spend the last four days playing Saints Row?
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Post by: lord gibbon on May 26, 2015, 03:22:07 am
Because it's ridiculous and delightfully sociopathic.

Why does my hair get poofy rather than long when I don't cut it?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 26, 2015, 10:09:01 am
Because your great-grandmother committed bestiality with a poodle.

Where in the continuity does the new "Mad Max" movie fit.
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Post by: Zygarde on May 26, 2015, 03:26:50 pm
Don't know not a Mad Max fan and probably never will be.


Why are Gargantua from Half-Life so terrifying?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on June 14, 2015, 11:22:32 pm
I believe the point of many things in that game are supposed to scare people. If they weren't terrifying, the designers have failed.

Two of my friends just started dating and can't keep their hands off each other. Fine, but I'm getting over a breakup and watching them makes me sick. I've told them exactly why it bothers me and have asked them to tone it down in front of me, but they have refused and told me to just get over it, and I can't avoid them in favor of other people since this is a small town. Keep in mind that I only managed to recover from said breakup in the first place by hanging out with these people. How do I make them stop or get over it?

I have been trying to get involved in another relationship as quickly as possible just to stop the anger and jealousy, but that's probably a bad idea too.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on June 14, 2015, 11:29:36 pm
My solution would be to spend my free time playing video games or pissarsing around on the internet instead of hanging around these people, but I'm a good deal more anti-social than most.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Skybison on June 16, 2015, 10:19:36 pm
Would the new Jurassic Park movie have been better/worse if the dinosaurs were realistically feathered?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on June 17, 2015, 01:47:19 am
Better. The series was founded on getting the science behind the dinosaurs right, even if it was a little sensationalized. They should stick to the idea.

If it turns out I get to describe a new species of dinosaur, what should I name it? (it would probably be a tyrannosaur if that helps)
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Post by: lord gibbon on June 17, 2015, 01:54:02 am
Do you mean species (Tyrannosaurus [?], in other words) or genus?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on June 17, 2015, 02:24:44 am
Let's go with both genus and species.
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: lord gibbon on June 17, 2015, 02:38:44 am
Saurotyrannus Fortis, then.

Should I get windows 10?
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Post by: Zygarde on June 17, 2015, 10:59:24 am
If you want I'd wait until enough people test it out to see whether it's worth getting.


What should I LP after I'm done with the Brothers in Arms series?
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Post by: Askold on June 17, 2015, 11:08:55 am
"Do you like horny bunnies 2."

Should I shave before trying to apply for a job as an stuert? Or should I at least keep my "70s German porn star moustache?"
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Post by: rookie on June 18, 2015, 12:47:17 am
Stache, really short jean shorts, and a half open Hawaiian shirt.

Do bronies still exist?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on June 18, 2015, 03:27:32 am
I'm pretty sure the cartoon is still running, so probably. Thankfully, they seem to have learned to keep it to themselves.

Why doesn't anyone sell cheese by the wheel anymore?
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Post by: guizonde on July 10, 2015, 08:16:54 pm
I'm pretty sure the cartoon is still running, so probably. Thankfully, they seem to have learned to keep it to themselves.

Why doesn't anyone sell cheese by the wheel anymore?

they do in europe, you just need to know the cheesemaker and get it from them in person.

rock or electro?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on July 10, 2015, 10:36:47 pm
Rock all the way. I can't stand electro.

What's your most hated animal?
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Post by: rookie on July 10, 2015, 10:58:56 pm
You mean outside homo sapien? I'd say cats.

What's a good way (besides cold turkey) to quit smoking cigarettes?
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Post by: guizonde on July 10, 2015, 11:31:05 pm
You mean outside homo sapien? I'd say cats.

What's a good way (besides cold turkey) to quit smoking cigarettes?

heroin.

yea or nay?
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Post by: Ghoti on July 11, 2015, 03:02:01 am
How about no.

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?!
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 11, 2015, 10:41:45 am
Open your mouth and find out.

Why do gifs take their sweet fucking time to load, whereas actual videos at far higher resolutions load at a more reasonable pace?
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Post by: guizonde on July 11, 2015, 10:44:08 am
Open your mouth and find out.

Why do gifs take their sweet fucking time to load, whereas actual videos at far higher resolutions load at a more reasonable pace?

gremlins.

shepard's pie or apple pie?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: rookie on July 11, 2015, 03:37:19 pm
If using real apples, apple. If using canned shepherds, shepherd's.

What should I have asked you?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Skybison on September 04, 2015, 12:30:40 am
The question you did ask me.

Okay there's this thing I was thinking about:

People swear when they want to express anger or frustration by saying "Fuck" or "Damn it" or "oh shit" or "Aw Crap."  And people also swear to show they think something is cool or impressive by saying "Fuck Yeah" or "Daammmmn" or "That was The Shit", but they don't use crap.  No-one says "Crap Yeah" or "That was The Crap!"  Crap is only used as a negative, not a positive while other swear words are used for both.  Why is that?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 04, 2015, 10:23:38 am
How the crap should I know?

No, seriously, how the crap should I know?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: rookie on September 04, 2015, 11:44:39 am
Google it!

So how are you doing today?
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Post by: guizonde on September 04, 2015, 03:08:35 pm
i lost my job. so not too good.

what did you eat last?
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Post by: Cloud3514 on September 04, 2015, 03:22:22 pm
I'm actually eating right now. At home.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: guizonde on September 07, 2015, 06:39:46 am
my daddy's none of your concern and he does things.

what is the silliest thing you've done this week.
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 07, 2015, 09:36:44 am
Signed on as a GM at a site where I roleplay.

Would you rather wake up tomorrow rich or in bed with an incredibly hot member of your preferred gender who also happens to be smart and have a great personality?
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Post by: rookie on September 07, 2015, 09:47:07 am
Wake up rich, hands down no question.

If I leave now, I can go fishing. If not, I'll be helping my wife clean the house. Should I be a good husband or a happy one?
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Post by: Even Then on September 07, 2015, 09:58:14 am
Help your wife, THEN fish. It'll feel better.

What... is your favourite COLAH?!
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Post by: Eiki-mun on September 07, 2015, 01:24:46 pm
Red. Maroon, in particular, but most shades of red will do it for me.

What's better to have around, an umbrella or a parasol?

Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 07, 2015, 05:36:33 pm
An umbrella is much more practical.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: guizonde on September 07, 2015, 06:18:13 pm
An umbrella is much more practical.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to have intercourse with your parents.

how did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: rookie on September 08, 2015, 12:07:07 am
Help your wife, THEN fish. It'll feel better.

If only I saw this earlier. I chose fishing. And I caught, well, let's say it was a nice day to be outside. Kharma, huh?

Anyhow, the chicken crossed the road in 8 bit graphics while 10 year old boys from 30 years ago controlled him.

Which state quarter should I flip to make important decisions in my life?

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Post by: guizonde on September 08, 2015, 05:41:08 am
Help your wife, THEN fish. It'll feel better.

If only I saw this earlier. I chose fishing. And I caught, well, let's say it was a nice day to be outside. Kharma, huh?

Anyhow, the chicken crossed the road in 8 bit graphics while 10 year old boys from 30 years ago controlled him.

Which state quarter should I flip to make important decisions in my life?

nevada. duh. they're good for betting.

what's your favorite deli meat?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 08, 2015, 06:47:37 am
Salami, hands down.

Who are you?
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Post by: guizonde on September 08, 2015, 06:49:45 am
i'm the guy who hates capital letters.

what's a weird habit you have?
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Post by: VainRobot on September 08, 2015, 11:19:04 am
i'm the guy who hates capital letters.

what's a weird habit you have?

I eat the skin on my kiwi fruits.

What's the most you've ever spent on shoes?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 08, 2015, 11:26:44 am
$30. A fashionista, I most certainly am not.

Do you want to go back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 08, 2015, 06:16:22 pm
My hovercraft is full of eels.

Who is this God fellow, anyway?
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Post by: Even Then on September 08, 2015, 07:00:08 pm
Me.

Why are you a terrorist?
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Post by: rookie on September 09, 2015, 12:31:35 am
Freedom fighter, shit lord!

Why does American beer suck so hard?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on September 09, 2015, 09:26:03 am
Lack of beer purity laws.

Do I have to go to work today?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 10, 2015, 06:49:57 pm
Technically, no. You have freedom of choice in that regard. However, if you choose not to go to work today, you likely won't be going to work for quite a while afterward.

Do people seriously support Donald Trump this much? I really don't want to believe that people can be that stupid.
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Post by: Sigmaleph on September 10, 2015, 11:00:16 pm
Yes. People can be that stupid, and stupider. Sorry.

Who do you want to win the Republican nomination?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 11, 2015, 12:32:06 am
Whoever will alienate the moderates the most.

Who do you want to win the Presidency?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on September 11, 2015, 09:21:23 am
Ideally, myself, but I'm not quite old enough for that yet, so I'm going to have to wait for that, I'm afraid.

In the best case scenario of Bernie Sanders winning, who'd make a good VP for him?
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Post by: mellenORL on September 11, 2015, 10:27:00 am
Jim Webb would make a strong running mate VP candidate for Sanders.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Webb (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Webb)
If Sanders won, would his experience help break through the Party of No blockade of Congress?
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Post by: Even Then on September 12, 2015, 04:47:08 pm
Definitely maybe.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Post by: guizonde on September 12, 2015, 05:13:23 pm
Definitely maybe.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

skin you, then sell your skinless body into sexual slavery.

halo games. yay or nay?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 12, 2015, 09:06:10 pm
Meh.

The red pill or the blue pill?
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Post by: Svata on September 12, 2015, 09:07:43 pm
This (https://xkcd.com/566/). (well, panels 6-8, anyway)


Why should be less apologetic for everything?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Even Then on September 12, 2015, 09:23:22 pm
Because if you fail, guizonde will skin you.

What kind of person would want to have sex with a skinless man?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 12, 2015, 11:07:33 pm
People who use 4chan, that's who.

Which fandom is the worst?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on September 13, 2015, 12:45:15 am
Steven Universe fandom, no question about it.

Anyone remember the Ottoman Empire?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 13, 2015, 12:46:45 am
Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Can I come too?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: guizonde on September 13, 2015, 08:05:45 am
sure why not. but no vegan steaks.

anything fun happen yesterday?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 13, 2015, 12:01:23 pm
I masturbated far too many times.

Chainmail or scale armor?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 13, 2015, 12:57:51 pm
Chainmail since scale armor probably smells and itches like fuck.


What was the first video game you ever played? (for those wondering mine was Sonic The Hedgehog 2 on an old Sega Genesis my uncle owned.)
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Post by: guizonde on September 13, 2015, 01:09:20 pm
Chainmail since scale armor probably smells and itches like fuck.


What was the first video game you ever played? (for those wondering mine was Sonic The Hedgehog 2 on an old Sega Genesis my uncle owned.)

super mario bros. on the original nes. i was 3 years old.

what's a food you really dislike?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 13, 2015, 02:01:04 pm
Fresh asparagus.

If you found out you weren't really human and your mother was impregnated by aliens to produce you, what would your reaction be?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on September 13, 2015, 02:10:03 pm
"Called it like ten years ago."


What is your theme song?
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Post by: Ghoti on September 17, 2015, 08:35:21 pm
The sirens in Kill Bill that play whenever the Bride sees one of her targets.

Would you rather have a dragon or be a dragon?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 18, 2015, 01:49:49 am
Be a dragon, because lots of dragons can magically shapeshift.

Would you rather have sex with a werewolf in hybrid form or a vampire while the vamp sucked your blood?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on September 18, 2015, 04:37:55 am
Werewolf. I prefer not having my bodily fluids forcibly drained out of me and potentially becoming a vampire myself.

What is the ultimate meaning of existence?
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Post by: lord gibbon on September 18, 2015, 04:58:09 am
Enjoying life.

Why does my hair always grow a yard when it's messed up?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 18, 2015, 05:08:21 am
It has a green thumb?

Who's a good dog?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 18, 2015, 08:19:56 am
My dog seems to have finally learned not to go over to the neighbour's place, so I guess he's alright.

Who put that there?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 18, 2015, 09:40:34 am
Your overweight, promiscuous mother.

Mage: The Ascension or Mage: The Awakening?
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Post by: ironbite on September 18, 2015, 10:19:27 am
Werewolf: The Apocalypse

Ironbite-drone rigger or decker?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 21, 2015, 11:47:22 pm
I don't know, I don't play Shadowrun (looks cool though).

Who should drink from the Well of Sorrows?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 22, 2015, 02:04:34 am
Is that a euphemism for your mothers vagina?

Is it okay to answer questions in this thread with another question?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 22, 2015, 02:31:09 am
No. To both questions.

How the hell do you get a cat to do this? (http://38.media.tumblr.com/17edc57bc472a6696b65bf6196aa64e6/tumblr_niiqtj6P9V1u2jwbho1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Even Then on September 22, 2015, 02:36:02 am
Fear.

What's the deal with airline food?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: rookie on September 22, 2015, 08:10:26 am
It was made by and for space aliens during the Korean War.

Can Detroit, Michigan ever fix itself?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 22, 2015, 12:11:54 pm
Yes, but it will take time a lot of time.


What is the best song by The Smiths?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on September 22, 2015, 03:09:31 pm
Asleep.

What's the best song by Led Zeppelin?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on September 22, 2015, 04:47:41 pm
Stairway to Heaven.

What is the worst song by Led Zeppelin?
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Post by: guizonde on September 22, 2015, 06:50:00 pm
Stairway to Heaven.

What is the worst song by Led Zeppelin?

stairway, because clearly, moby dick is the best.

have you played age of mythology?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 22, 2015, 06:55:30 pm
Nope first time hearing of it.


You ever play Persona 4?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Even Then on September 22, 2015, 06:57:26 pm
No, but I like what I've seen of it.

Ever play any visual novels?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 22, 2015, 10:22:31 pm
I've played Long Live the Queen. It was alright for what it was.

What the fuck is that?!
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: rookie on September 23, 2015, 12:31:54 pm
Not exactly sure. After Led Zeppelin  (which was the right answer BTW) I got kinda lost.

Is there anyone else here who doesn't care for anime or gaming?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on September 23, 2015, 03:16:35 pm
Barbarella maybe? I've never seen any evidence that she's into either myself, though I am probably wrong.

I have a formal review next week to determine how large my raise should be, what should I wear? My work position has absolutely no dress code aside from "no swear words on clothing", for reference. I tend to wear a t-shirt and jeans.
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Post by: mellenORL on September 23, 2015, 03:32:59 pm
Wear new or your newest jeans or chinos or slacks, and a new or your newest solid color t-shirt or short sleeve button shirt or golf shirt. Wear solid color non-sneaker, non-sandal type shoes. In other words, what would pass for Casual Friday at a corporate desk job.
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Post by: Eiki-mun on September 23, 2015, 05:09:43 pm
Mellen, you forgot to ask a question. Also, thank you for the advice!
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Skybison on November 25, 2015, 10:08:37 pm
In your dreams, a strange creature shaped like a triangle of light around single eye appears before you and offers to reveal to you all the secrets of the universe if you do him a little favor (nothing big, all he wants is a puppet).

Do you take him up on it?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on November 27, 2015, 12:20:18 am
Sure, why not. One of the secrets of the universe is bound to be how to kick him out.

How would I go about getting a new graphics card for my laptop?
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Post by: guizonde on November 27, 2015, 07:39:15 am
with a cool head and some patience. to wit, check different sites for price comparisons. once you've done that, move on to check the prices for external graphics cards to see if it's not more interesting (it could be, but some people are leery of externals for laptops), then finally check to see if it wouldn't be cheaper to just buy a new laptop with all the warranties added. don't forget to establish a budget.

hope that helps.

given infinite funds and entries, what would you like to study and how high would your studies go?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Zygarde on November 27, 2015, 09:47:33 am
Marine biology and up to the PhD level.



What should I LP after I'm done with Sonic Adventure 1 and 2?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Ghoti on November 27, 2015, 10:18:54 am
Psychonauts!

Which one of my cats is the cutest?
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Post by: rookie on December 02, 2015, 01:01:50 pm
That one. No, not that one. Over to your left. Your other left. Yup. No, too far. YES,THAT ONE.

So recently I became eligible to participate in my company's 401k program. And because it's always been a dream to live on a sailboat in the Caribbean until some island's version of the coast guard finds my lifeless body on the adrift Eff Ewe which bounces off some billionaire's new toy. So should I start learning French and Spanish or should I remain an American and find someone who speaks English?
Title: Re: Ask the next poster a question!
Post by: Random Dinosaur on December 03, 2015, 10:32:01 pm
Wouldn't hurt to learn a new language. By all means, do it. However, if you're going to be hanging out on a sailing vessel in the Caribbean, I'd suggest putting a Jolly Roger on it and speaking to people entirely in pirate slang.

I'm going to a con on Saturday. Should I cosplay as Luke Skywalker or as Link? (I would look better as Link, but there are no video game based events and a lot of Star Wars ones)
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Post by: Zygarde on December 03, 2015, 10:48:38 pm
I say go for it.


What game should I choose for the tabletop game group I wanna create when I head to college in January?
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Post by: Svata on December 03, 2015, 10:50:15 pm
Warhammer. Oh, you meant ttrpg? *shrugs* mutants and masterminds?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on December 03, 2015, 10:56:02 pm
I say go for it.

I was asking which one I should cosplay as.
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Post by: Zygarde on December 03, 2015, 11:20:18 pm
Luke Skywalker.
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Post by: guizonde on December 04, 2015, 07:53:12 am
I say go for it.


What game should I choose for the tabletop game group I wanna create when I head to college in January?

why not in nomine satanis/magnas veritas? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Nomine_(role-playing_game)) you know, so you can get that old "satanic rpg" vibe going.

it's 2 pm. i'm dressed in my pikachu onesie because i just got out of bed. is there something wrong with my life?
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Post by: Even Then on December 04, 2015, 08:02:56 am
Only if you don't also have a Sonic coffee cup.

Is this question a lie?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on December 04, 2015, 09:52:15 am
No. This answer is, though.

Who was the sexiest Founding Father?
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Post by: guizonde on December 04, 2015, 10:10:27 am
No. This answer is, though.

Who was the sexiest Founding Father?

jesus, duh.

will you change your custom title anytime soon? or if you don't have one, will you get one?
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Post by: Ghoti on December 21, 2015, 03:54:55 am
Nah, I just wish I could have the full tweet in there ("there is no need to ever ask me how i'm doing. it's safe to assume i'm crashing and burning at any given moment").

How is my job interview going to go?
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Post by: Svata on December 21, 2015, 04:24:55 am
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Just kidding, It'll go fine if you can keep your head together.




Why am I either a complete asshole or the most polite person I could possibly be with no middle ground?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on January 28, 2016, 06:19:31 pm
Because your headmates hate you.

What really killed the dinosaurs?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on January 28, 2016, 06:56:57 pm
Smoking weed when they should've been in church.

Why can I not get any peace and quiet around here?
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Post by: Zygarde on January 28, 2016, 07:20:58 pm
Cause you don't deserve any, also might be birds all depends.

Why does my college insist I take a psychology course despite the fact I'm a biology major.
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Post by: Skybison on February 19, 2016, 01:47:21 pm
Because you need help, it's secretly an intervention.

Fuck, Marry or Kill with Ted Cruz, Donald Trump and Ben Carson?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on February 19, 2016, 02:59:01 pm
Marry Ted (he'll hopefully kill himself from being in a gay marriage), fuck Ben (hopefully the party will kill him for being a race-mixer), kill Trump myself.
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Post by: Zygarde on February 19, 2016, 10:16:22 pm
To answer Eiki's nonexistent question, no I don't care much for that.

How much of a snarky bitch is my editor? (I mean this in a good way, my editor is fucking awesome.)
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Post by: Skybison on February 20, 2016, 02:41:01 am
I doubt she is a snarky bitch at all.

Dogs don't have the mental capacity or command of human language to work as editors.

Fuck, Marry or Kill with Jeb! Bush, Marco Rubio and John Kasich
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Post by: Art Vandelay on February 20, 2016, 03:54:54 am
I'll fuck John Kaisch because why the hell not? Marry Jeb Bush because I believe he's absolutely loaded, and kill Marco Rubio because his name sounds foreign.

If you had to choose one ethnicity to be completely wiped out in a bloody and protracted campaign of genocide (and yes, you have to pick one), which would you choose?
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Post by: Askold on February 20, 2016, 04:56:57 am
Chinese. Simply because they are the most numerous so it would at least be a reasonably fair fight and not only would it reduce overpopulation it would also cut down pollution in the aftermath.

Would you rather be a Rhino sized Hamster or a Hamster sized Rhino?
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Post by: Skybison on March 23, 2016, 02:02:50 am
Hampster sized rhino, don't have room for the other one.

If you were a serial killer, what type would you be?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_killer#Motives

Visionary (kill because you think god, demons, voices etc tell you too), Missionary (kill to rid the world of a kind of person you don't like), Lust, Thrill, profit, or Power/control?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on March 23, 2016, 02:12:11 am
Thrill, for sure. Though I'd probably break with reality after the first few killings.

You get to pick one country in the world to rule over with an iron fist, as an absolute hereditary monarchy. Only one restriction: the country has to be less than a hundred thousand square kilometers in land area. Here's a link for easy referencing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependencies_by_area (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependencies_by_area)

Which do you choose?
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Post by: davedan on March 23, 2016, 02:39:03 am
Switzerland. Easily defensible, rich and in the middle of europe. Comfortable holiday destinations all round.


If you could have any single superpower, what would it be?
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Post by: TheContrarian on April 08, 2016, 05:36:54 pm
If you could have any single superpower, what would it be?

A: Mongolia ca. 1280.

Q: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth in a matter of a few days.  You are part of the team dispatched to deal with it.

Due to bureaucracy, you are too late to deflect or destroy it properly
Due to physics, blowing it to shit will impart just as much damage onto the earth as just letting it hit in one piece

You can however divert its' course with the nuclear weapons your team was given, such that it can land anywhere on Earth.

Where do you aim for?

[Oh except antarctica or the most remote bits of the southern ocean because that's too easy]
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Post by: ironbite on April 08, 2016, 06:41:11 pm
Your house

Ironbite-ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on April 08, 2016, 06:49:44 pm
I want to answer "Jerusalem" to Contrarians question, but Ironbite beat me to it. So instead, I'll answer Ironbite's question: depending on how you interpret the devil, yes. Yes I have.

Here's my question: given the ability to implement one new traffic-related law in your home country, without argument, what would you write?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 08, 2016, 10:24:59 pm
My new traffic law would be anyone who dares to cut me off again get's fucking tasered.


What is the longest you've gone without food?
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Post by: Skybison on April 09, 2016, 01:38:58 am
Maybe a day and a half if minor snacks don't count and time sleeping does.

Does the fact that I still really like a lot of Orson Scott Card's books make me a bad person?
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Post by: Even Then on April 09, 2016, 03:38:00 am
Nah. Death of the author.

Legalize it?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on April 09, 2016, 04:12:39 am
Nah. Death of the author.

Legalize it?

Legalize and regulate it. Always.

Are there any good reasons not to become a Buddhist?
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Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 09, 2016, 09:16:13 am
Maybe if you don't think your karma will allow for a good reincarnation in your next life.

What is the best way to stop compulsive masturbation?
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Post by: Even Then on April 09, 2016, 09:53:55 am
Look at Donald Trump erotica. You'll never want to masturbate again.

Do you want to have more authority than you have now?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 09, 2016, 11:12:35 am
Considering I'm training to be a teacher a person who has (granted a rather small) authority over a classroom I guess so.


Do you think Star Wars Episode VIII will be good?
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Post by: TheContrarian on April 09, 2016, 11:26:12 am
Judging by the quality of the last four, nope.

Why do you think we haven't detected the signs of, or been visited by aliens yet?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on April 09, 2016, 03:17:37 pm
Visited, because interstellar travel is hard. Detected signals... Open question, but I suspect because we haven't been looking in the right place.

How many new furries will result from Zootopia?
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Post by: Even Then on April 09, 2016, 03:25:12 pm
If we define "furry" as "fan of anthropomorphic animals"... basically as many new furries as there are people who like Zootopia.

Will fanboys ever stop whining about Rogue One having a female lead?
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Post by: mellenORL on April 09, 2016, 05:13:32 pm
Only if the actress sends nude pics to KiA.

Will Elizabeth Warren get picked as VP running mate by either Dem candidate?




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Post by: Skybison on April 10, 2016, 12:49:41 am
No Hillery will probably pick someone to her left but still within establishment democrats.

Who will be Donald Trump's running mate?
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Post by: ironbite on April 10, 2016, 09:36:46 am
His left foot.

Ironbite-would you ever eat disgusting sounding jelly bean flavors?
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Post by: TheContrarian on April 10, 2016, 09:37:59 am
All flavours of jelly bean are disgusting.

How secure is your wifi?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on April 10, 2016, 02:13:12 pm
Not sure really; I doubt anyone could just hack into my computer and HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why does my ass hurt so much?
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Post by: Svata on April 10, 2016, 02:40:24 pm
Not sure really; I doubt anyone could just hack into my computer and HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why does my ass hurt so much?

Jeph? That you?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on May 09, 2016, 04:26:19 am
No, I think Jeph was the guy I accidentally ran over on my way into work last week. Fortunately, he was kind of a douchebag and nobody cared.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on May 10, 2016, 01:23:08 am
It's head was cut off, purely physiological response.

Are numbers real?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 10, 2016, 01:35:48 am
Kind of. See, there used to be more of them around, but then 7 8 9.

How to stop anal leakage

Shit, this isn't Google. How do I delete this?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on May 10, 2016, 02:48:18 pm
It won't be easy. You'll have to start by deleting system32, then running a strong magnet over your hard drive. After that, find a human sacrifice.

Is it wrong to still play Pokémon at age 24?


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Post by: Sigmaleph on May 10, 2016, 03:34:48 pm
God I hope not, I'm 26.

Rowlet, Litten or Popplio?
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Post by: ironbite on May 10, 2016, 04:28:47 pm
ROWLET!

Ironbite-Fire Lion or Moon Bat?
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Post by: Even Then on May 10, 2016, 04:43:19 pm
Moon bat. Also Popplio.

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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Post by: Svata on May 10, 2016, 04:50:02 pm
Moon bat.

Is rowlet the best new starter, or the best starter ever?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on May 10, 2016, 07:41:27 pm
ROWLET!

Ironbite-Fire Lion or Moon Bat?

Fire Lion. It'll go well with my Litten.

Do you think they'll give us a Gen 2 starter as well?
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Post by: Skybison on May 18, 2016, 12:04:41 am
No.  They'll skip straight to gen 7.

If they were the only ones on the ballot, would you rather have the leader of your country be Donald Trump, or Philippines Trump?

(In case anyone does know about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKW1SJuZmIE
http://www.vueweekly.com/the-philippines-election-the-countrys-new-president-draws-trump-comparisons/ )
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on February 10, 2017, 11:17:58 pm
Emperor Palpatine.

Why does my ass hurt so bad?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on February 10, 2017, 11:51:20 pm
Sorry, my bad. I sometimes underestimate my own girth.

Who are you and what have you done with Dave?
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Post by: pyro on February 11, 2017, 10:29:45 am
I just gave him a box of chocolates. It didn't mean anything, honest, they all had peppermint in them and I detest peppermint so I gave them away to the first person handy. I don't even look that much like him, so I don't know what the first part of the question is about.

Why do noses run and feet smell?
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Post by: Zygarde on February 11, 2017, 08:40:55 pm
Because they wish to be like us.

How wasted would I get if I mixed Vodka with Whisky?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on February 11, 2017, 08:58:49 pm
Depends how much of it you drink.

Can we stop for ice cream?
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Post by: Svata on February 11, 2017, 09:08:13 pm
Sure.


What is your quest?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on February 13, 2017, 01:14:36 pm
To eat all the cookies before you notice I'm in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: pyro on February 13, 2017, 04:46:54 pm
I was trying to eat it.

Why was I trying to eat a chicken alive?
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Post by: Skybison on February 14, 2017, 11:18:01 pm
You were hungry

If I went up to someone who spent the last eight years yelling that Obama is the anti-christ and asked if they still believed it, will they admit they were wrong?
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Post by: Cloud3514 on February 21, 2017, 03:40:25 am
I imagine that the response will most likely be denial of ever claiming him to be the anti-Christ. I'm almost tempted to run over to Rapture Ready (presuming Rapture Ready still exists in the first place) to ask, but we can safely say that would just result in a swift ban.

So what's the deal with airline food?

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Post by: Art Vandelay on February 21, 2017, 04:03:50 am
The deal is of course a pretty standard outsourcing contract to a catering company from the airline.

What's the deal with the deal with airline food?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on February 21, 2017, 02:55:06 pm
Dead horse trope to symbolise cheap, unimaginative comedy

What's in my pocket?
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Post by: Skybison on February 21, 2017, 05:40:54 pm
The one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to gather them all and in the darkness bind them.

Or maybe just some lint.

Who would be a better president, Donald Trump, Mike Pence or Gustave the man eating crocodile? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_(crocodile))
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Post by: Zygarde on February 21, 2017, 09:29:43 pm
Gustave, cause I feel a man eating crocodile is still better than the Cheetoh Nazi and the Anti-Gay Fuckface.
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Post by: ironbite on February 21, 2017, 10:00:14 pm
The answer is Ghost Rider.  It's always Ghost Rider.

Ironbite-why are you not Ghost Rider?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on February 21, 2017, 10:12:03 pm
Because I'm the goddamned Batman.

Why did you kill my dog?
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Post by: davedan on February 21, 2017, 10:17:58 pm
sorry I underestimated my girth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-JfIduytVs

why can't you get a fucking cab in LA?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on February 21, 2017, 11:50:10 pm
Because of the Strict hygiene laws.

Que?
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Post by: davedan on February 22, 2017, 12:17:25 am
Take her bags to Room 201 Manuel, TAKE - THE - BAGGOS - TO.... oh stuff it


why does it hurt?
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Post by: Skybison on February 22, 2017, 12:31:32 am
Because nerves sent signals to the brain detecting possible tissue damage.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

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Post by: Eiki-mun on February 22, 2017, 01:05:55 am
I think so, Brain, but... burlap chafes me so.

What's the best topping to put with pineapple on a pizza?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on February 22, 2017, 04:48:25 am
Tongs. That is, so you can remove the pineapple and hopefully salvage what was once a perfectly good pizza.

Have you seen my glasses?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on February 22, 2017, 08:13:35 am
I think they're right over *CRUNCH* ...never mind.

How will the world really end?
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Post by: pyro on February 22, 2017, 10:38:17 am
With a *bloop* *bloop*.

Given that this clause is a lie, am I telling the truth?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on February 22, 2017, 06:15:45 pm
No. You're not lying either, you're stating nonsense with no truth value

Can you travel back in time and kill your grandfather before you were born?
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Post by: Skybison on February 22, 2017, 11:19:22 pm
Well time travel was proven to be impossible on January 20, 2017 when no time travelers showed up to stop Trump's inauguration, so I'm going to say no.

Dogs or Cats?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on February 23, 2017, 02:24:57 am
Cats, by a country mile.

What's the most attractive part of the human body?
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Post by: Zygarde on February 23, 2017, 02:32:37 pm
The eyes, I've been completely entranced by some peoples eyes no matter what they look like.


Why is apartment shopping so fucking annoying?
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Post by: RavynousHunter on March 01, 2017, 10:59:36 pm
Because the people that run em are either running shitholes or rent is so expensive, you might as well just get a house and a mortgage.  The in-betweens are rare to the point of hilarity.

Why does university suck?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 02, 2017, 01:03:57 pm
See previous answer and replace applicable terms with ones related to University.


What is your Stand and what are it's powers.

Example from my Stand.

「Lucky in The Sky with Diamond 」
Stand User: Zygarde22

Stand power: Can cause all living organisms withing a 70 kilometer range to hallucinate that everything is the stand user, this includes trees, birds, bugs and humans. The hallucinations scale to fit the size of the organism. 
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on March 05, 2017, 10:29:56 pm
Dunno what exactly a "stand" is or what it's a reference to, but I'd probably choose:

Stand power: Replaces the entire vocabulary of everyone within 100 meters with the word "derp."

What is your favorite dinosaur and why?
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Post by: Skybison on March 05, 2017, 11:09:17 pm
Hard choice, but I'd have to go with the Therizinosaurs just for their shear crazy awesome look.

Of the various large predators that, at least on rare occasions, will prey upon adult humans, which one would you want to be eaten by?

(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 11, 2017, 09:53:05 pm
I'll go with bears, but only if I get to kill myself first.

You find yourself in a small room. To the south is a closed door. To the east is a single window, rendered opaque by a closed blind. In the middle of the room is a tiger skin rug, on top of which is a small coffee table upon which sits a single teapot. What do you do?
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Post by: pyro on March 11, 2017, 10:33:30 pm
Take teapot.

The teapot is in your inventory Your inventory is now full. What do you do?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 11, 2017, 10:35:07 pm
Look at teapot

What do I see?
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Post by: pyro on March 11, 2017, 10:45:14 pm
Look at teapot

What do I see?

A teapot, with tea in it, gradually cooling. You also notice that there is a cup in your inventory.

What do you do?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 11, 2017, 10:47:57 pm
Examine cup

What do I see?
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Post by: pyro on March 11, 2017, 11:39:57 pm
You see the ornate goblet from King Shilabacordi's tomb.
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on March 12, 2017, 12:02:52 pm
Pour tea into goblet and drink it.

What happens?
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Post by: pyro on March 12, 2017, 12:31:12 pm
You turn to stone.

What do you do?
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Post by: Skybison on March 14, 2017, 01:15:34 am
slowly erode.

What is your favorite decade of the 20th century?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 14, 2017, 02:13:02 am
40's. A lot of interesting shit happened, technological progress ramped up a crazy amount for the first half of it (can't possibly imagine why), and all of those filthy minorities knew their place.

Why is ass hair a thing?
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Post by: RavynousHunter on March 14, 2017, 08:32:31 am
Keeps your ass warm.

I have a day ahead of me without school due to ice.  What do?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 14, 2017, 08:44:33 am
Working through the night de-icing the roads leading to your school so that classes can continue after all. If nothing else, your classmates will love you for it.

Will self-driving cars lead to the complete automation of (at the very least) the entire transportation sector (which accounts for around 30% of total employment for any given 1st world country), and if so, what should be done about it?
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Post by: pyro on March 16, 2017, 07:53:08 pm
It probably will, and since it is so, we should train up all the displaced workers in emergency medicine, to deal with the rise in car accidents.

Is this all life is? Is it just one long joke without a punchline, where we wile away the hours until the sweet, sweet embrace of death?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on March 16, 2017, 07:55:44 pm
Oh, no, your life definitely has a punchline. You probably won't appreciate it though

Will you give up all you own and join my ministry? I can get you priority access to the Kingdom of Heaven
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 16, 2017, 09:34:20 pm
Nah, I've already seen Kingdom of Heaven, and I thought it was kind of mediocre.

Why are we waiting?
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Post by: pyro on March 17, 2017, 12:18:59 am
I don't know what you think we're waiting for.

IRC, XMPP, Slack, SIP, SMS, Matrix, NNTP, Gitter, Telegram, Skype, Email, or something else?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on March 24, 2017, 11:51:49 pm
Smoke signals.

Favorite dinosaur and why.
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 28, 2017, 06:42:39 am
Ankylosaurus. It's a big, spiky tortoise with a prehensile (I assume) hammer tail. What's not to love?

What are you doing?
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Post by: rookie on March 28, 2017, 08:45:53 am
Kicking myself for forgetting what the club tailed dinosaur is called.

Why do dinosaurs not have common names?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 28, 2017, 09:14:22 am
Because while scientists all around the world use English to communicate with each other, for some stupid reason they feel the need to switch to either Greek or Latin just for naming things. Then again, "tyrannosaurus rex" sounds far less stupid than "tyrant lizard king", so perhaps it's for the best.

Would humanity be better off if everyone spoke just one language, or is a bit of linguistic diversity better? Why or why not?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 28, 2017, 10:19:24 am
It's better to preserve linguistic diversity as a whole. It's more for the sake of preserving cultures, since a culture is essentially dead when it's language is gone that's why it's considered a tragedy that Lakota, Choctaw and many other native languages are dying.


Why am I doing a Bloodborne LP despite a few years ago saying I'd never do one?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on March 28, 2017, 01:14:02 pm
Because you, like everyone else, have an impulse control that just kinda randomly fails sometimes. Personally, I suggest turning it off and then back on again - but be careful where you turn it off.

Why is it that despite flying 4000 miles, being awake 21 hours and not falling asleep until 2 AM, then waking up at a normal time (8:30 AM), I feel oddly refreshed?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on March 29, 2017, 02:47:47 pm
The real Eiki-mun actually died and you are an android created with his memories.

The last video game character you played is trying to kill you. How screwed are you?
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Post by: Skybison on March 29, 2017, 06:11:50 pm
Well Rayman is pretty fast and he can punch rather hard, but he's two dimensional so as long as I stay on a different plane I should be safe.

If your neighbour's dog started commanding you to kill, would you do as he says?
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Post by: Vman on March 30, 2017, 06:34:42 pm
If it has come to the point that I can understand what the dog is saying, then probably yes, I would.

Who is the most Godly person here and are they available to help me manage this land in a manner pleasing to the Eye?
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Post by: Zygarde on March 30, 2017, 08:29:52 pm
No idea. Though I do have an eye for things to be perfectly or near perfectly symmetrical


Why do the Elder gods continue to talk to me despite the fact I told them we were over?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on March 31, 2017, 11:01:24 am
The gods rarely care about things like "consent." Might want to read up on Greek Mythology again sometime, Zeus in particular.

What really killed the dinosaurs?
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Post by: ironbite on March 31, 2017, 12:08:28 pm
ME!

*cuts to a gif set of a giant brain zapping dinosaurs*

Ironbite-would you throw a tomato at me?
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Post by: pyro on March 31, 2017, 07:13:38 pm
Only if you consent to it.

How much would it cost to have you kill someone?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on March 31, 2017, 07:31:53 pm
Depends on the circumstances. If it's legal, I'll take whatever the average salary is for an executioner. If we're talking murder, not going to happen for any amount. I have zero faith in my own ability to properly cover my tracks.

Oh, fucking hell. Who farted?
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Post by: ironbite on March 31, 2017, 08:45:03 pm
Me.

*cues up video of a giant brain killing the dinosaurs with farts*

Ironbite-at what age would you consider adventuring?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on April 01, 2017, 01:48:34 pm
Sixteen. In this day and age, adventuring requires an automobile, and you need a driver's license for that. If you're really set on it, though, judicious readings of the classifieds can keep you financially situated enough that you can go adventuring anywhere you want for a long time.

What is it about glasses and hats that are so strangely appealing?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on April 12, 2017, 08:06:28 am
It's quite a classy combination, in the traditional Victorian style. Makes one look distinguished and intelligent.

What is the ultimate meaning of existence?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 12, 2017, 08:24:30 am
No idea, as I'd need to see into the future to find that out. Though for what it's worth, I can give you the current meaning.

noun

1. the state or fact of existing; being.
2. continuance in being or life; life: a struggle for existence.
3. mode of existing: They were working for a better existence.
4. all that exists: Existence shows a universal order.
5. something that exists; entity; being.

What is your second favourite breed of dog?
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Post by: Lana Reverse on April 12, 2017, 11:04:50 pm
No idea, as I'd need to see into the future to find that out. Though for what it's worth, I can give you the current meaning.

noun

1. the state or fact of existing; being.
2. continuance in being or life; life: a struggle for existence.
3. mode of existing: They were working for a better existence.
4. all that exists: Existence shows a universal order.
5. something that exists; entity; being.

What is your second favourite breed of dog?

Yorkies.

What would you name your boat if you had one?
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Post by: pyro on April 13, 2017, 01:00:09 pm
Yorkies.

What would you name your boat if you had one?

Boaty McBoatFace.

Can I tap you?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 13, 2017, 02:35:22 pm
No.


Should I spend money getting a JoJo figure for my desk?
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Post by: Skybison on April 14, 2017, 12:40:15 am
Yes.  Buying crap you don't need is what keeps the economy going.

Would you rather live with a male radfem or a female MRA?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 14, 2017, 01:16:20 am
Female MRA. It'd be like having a butler I never have to pay.

Do you support eugenics? If not, why?
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Post by: niam2023 on April 14, 2017, 01:48:25 am
Because the people most often peddling eugenics are, most often, fat and or old white guys who don't quite get the irony of their position.

What would you choose? Eternal life or Eternal Youth?
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Post by: Zygarde on April 14, 2017, 12:50:49 pm
Eternal Youth, Eternal life is kinda boring, plus as you get older time goes faster so eventually life would just be a blur all things going as if their in fast motion.

How many times will I die by the time I finish my Bloodborne Let's Play?
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Post by: Svata on April 14, 2017, 03:11:37 pm
125.




Why is work internet too slow to watch twitch on?
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Post by: pyro on April 14, 2017, 05:18:23 pm
Because everyone else is also trying to watch Twitch.

Why does the Chat button on the top give a DNS error?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on April 14, 2017, 09:38:42 pm
Because the old IRC that the chat button used to link to is no more, leaving us with a link to nowhere sitting at the top of the page.

What should we do with a drunken sailor (preferably early in the morning, though bonus points for having other times of day and night covered)?
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Post by: Kanzenkankaku on August 04, 2017, 04:03:17 am
Get into a cussing match with him to test our fucking goddamn metal.

What is the one thing you should never do while camping in the woods?
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Post by: Svata on August 04, 2017, 04:47:26 am
Piss on a bear.


What the fuck, guys?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 04, 2017, 07:37:35 am
Don't judge me. You'd have done the same.

Why doesn't caffeine feel anywhere near as good as it used to?
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Post by: Skybison on August 05, 2017, 02:50:23 am
Because after a while your body gets used to drugs you keep putting in it and they stop having such a strong effect.

If you woke up tomorrow morning to find you now had the body of a fully grown Hatzegopteryx (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatzegopteryx) would you be happy or unhappy with the change?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on August 05, 2017, 03:06:23 am
Honestly, I can't think of a single upside to such a scenario.

How desperate would you have to be in order to try freight hopping?
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Post by: Kanzenkankaku on August 07, 2017, 03:17:16 am
If I became surrounded on all sides by the fundies who have now spread thanks to a zombie-like virus.

What is the single worst song you've heard in your lifetime?
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Post by: pyro on August 07, 2017, 09:28:15 am
Supercool

Do you know the muffin man?
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Post by: ironbite on August 07, 2017, 03:41:42 pm
He's the one who lives on Drury Lane right?  Owes me 10 muffins.

Ironbite-if you could make one wish, how painful would it be?
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Post by: Meshakhad on September 03, 2017, 12:51:49 am
It would be very not-painful, since it would probably be for global peace, prosperity, and immortality.

Why does a brown cow give white milk when it only eats green grass?
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Post by: Skybison on September 03, 2017, 01:56:05 am
It's not and it doesn't, you're just colourblind.

Why do Americans spell colour wrong?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on September 03, 2017, 05:04:04 am
Because unlike the British written language, the American written language has actually taken some steps to make words be spelled as they're typically pronounced, such as "color" which doesn't have a U sound in it at all (if it did, it would sound like "cuh-LOHR"), or "recognize" which our friends across the pond insist on spelling with an S even though there's no S sound there. It's linguistic evolution, and it's arguably the right thing to do.

When will we as English-speakers finally correct our ridiculous many ways of pronouncing the word suffix "-ough" in some manner?
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Post by: pyro on September 03, 2017, 10:17:13 am
When the Cubs win the world series. Again.

How now brown cow?
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Post by: Meshakhad on September 03, 2017, 12:10:41 pm
Black magic.

What should I have for dinner?
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Post by: Svata on September 03, 2017, 12:15:38 pm
Your best friend.




Does anyone love me?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 03, 2017, 12:18:49 pm
If you have to ask, probably not.

Should I put chilli powder on my nachos?
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Post by: Svata on September 03, 2017, 12:23:05 pm
Hell yes.


Should I eat lunch?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 03, 2017, 12:52:52 pm
I don't see why not.

Why am I irrationally terrified of popping balloons?
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Post by: pyro on September 03, 2017, 02:45:44 pm
I don't see why not.

Why am I irrationally terrified of popping balloons?

The noise triggers your traumatic memories of being shot at.

The Copenhagen interpretation or the Many-Worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on September 03, 2017, 06:49:20 pm
Many worlds, but only because I really don't like Copenhagen.

Red, green or blue?

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Post by: Eiki-mun on September 03, 2017, 07:18:55 pm
Many worlds, but only because I really don't like Copenhagen.

Red, green or blue?

Red, by a long shot.

Cyan, magenta or yellow?
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Post by: Sleepy on September 04, 2017, 12:25:14 am
Cyan, with magenta as a close second because of the Blue's Clues character.

Would you rather your vampire boyfriend call you "Little Bitch" or "No Tits"?
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Post by: Askold on September 04, 2017, 02:38:37 am
"No tits" because it implies that our polyamorous vampire group also has someone with tits.

Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 04, 2017, 02:43:55 am
Vampire. Far less messy and I'd rather have some control (or if not that, at least awareness) of what I get up to at night.

What do I have to do to get some food around here?
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Post by: Svata on September 04, 2017, 02:48:42 am
Send me 20 bucks and wait 14-21 business days.




Can someone recommend me a good beer?
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Post by: pyro on September 04, 2017, 09:27:21 am
No .

What question should I ask?
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Post by: Kanzenkankaku on September 05, 2017, 01:04:01 am
You should ask for tips on how to be more creative when coming up with questions to ask?

What's a good music subgenre for relaxing/falling asleep to?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 05, 2017, 01:12:16 am
Death Metal.

What's on TV?
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Post by: Skybison on September 05, 2017, 01:41:22 am
Nothing.  Unlike the old box shaped TVs modern flatscreens can't support much of anything.

Is the correct dinosaur family tree the classic Ornithischia Saurischia split or the new theory that the Ornithischians actually split from the Theropods after the split with the Sauropodomorphs?

(http://www.nature.com/polopoly_fs/7.43164.1490193344!/image/padian-fig-ONLINE2.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_400/padian-fig-ONLINE2.jpg)
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Post by: Veras on September 05, 2017, 08:42:29 pm
Neither, dinosaurs are a lie created by Carl Satan to trick you into masturbating.

Whose dick do I have to suck to get a full-time job that pays a living wage?
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Post by: Skybison on September 06, 2017, 01:23:39 am
Jared Kushner's

Would you suck Jared Kushner's dick to get a full-time job that pays a living wage?
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Post by: Veras on September 07, 2017, 10:24:16 am
If it means that I can support my family to the point that we no longer have to live paycheck to paycheck, that maybe my wife could work less to spend more time with baby, and other variables are reasonable (no 100-hour work weeks, I don't have to abuse people, the work environment is within normal bounds of shittiness, etc.)? Hell yes. I'd be willing to go farther than that if we move a bit beyond living wage: If it paid 6 figures and provided benefits, I would take a full time job as his personal dick sucker.  Jared, I know you're reading this. Hit me up with a DM  ;)

Of all the actions Trump has taken, which do you consider to be the most morally reprehensible?
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Post by: Art Vandelay on September 07, 2017, 10:52:33 am
Being born.

What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
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Post by: ironbite on September 07, 2017, 01:58:24 pm
Being born.

Ironbite-what's the smartest thing you've ever done.
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Post by: Eiki-mun on September 07, 2017, 03:58:31 pm
Being born.

Ironbite-what's the smartest thing you've ever done.

Probably moving to California. The chance to essentially hit a reset button on my life was really well timed and I think I've benefited a lot from it. I'm certainly better off now than I was four years ago.

Which do you prefer, very hot summers and cool winters, or warm summers and extremely cold winters?
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Post by: Askold on September 09, 2017, 10:51:18 am
Being a Finn, I'm pretty comfortable with the latter but would not survive a really hot summer.

If you were only allowed to wear clothes of one specific colour, which colour would you choose?
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Post by: pyro on September 09, 2017, 01:24:28 pm
Red.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 10, 2017, 09:58:51 am
The dumbest thing that comes to mind is when I mistakenly rubbed Icy Hot on my genitals.


Why is book writing so hard?
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Post by: Sleepy on September 10, 2017, 11:11:28 am
For many (myself included) it's because we have a tendency to go back and endlessly edit past chapters in an attempt to further perfect them, rather than focus on continuing the story and reaching completion. This often results in the author getting burned out with the story. So you need some level of discipline in terms of how much you go back and re-read and re-work your existing content, because otherwise you'll never be able to finish.

Tsundere or yandere?
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Post by: Eiki-mun on September 10, 2017, 03:23:34 pm
Tsundere, easily. If you know for certain that the dere is there, they're really not that hard to work with, and you don't have to worry about your best friend turning up in a pool of his or her own blood.

Why the hell did Japan come up with the concept of yandere in the first place?
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Post by: Skybison on September 11, 2017, 03:27:05 am
I don't think they did, I think there are examples of the character type going back to old mythology around the world.  Hera in Greek Mythology for example.  As for why the character type exists well people murdering over love happens often enough in real life that it would be depicted in fiction.

If it means that I can support my family to the point that we no longer have to live paycheck to paycheck, that maybe my wife could work less to spend more time with baby, and other variables are reasonable (no 100-hour work weeks, I don't have to abuse people, the work environment is within normal bounds of shittiness, etc.)? Hell yes. I'd be willing to go farther than that if we move a bit beyond living wage: If it paid 6 figures and provided benefits, I would take a full time job as his personal dick sucker.  Jared, I know you're reading this. Hit me up with a DM  ;)

Okay going off this one here, who would be your limit for they guy who's dick you would not suck for any money?
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Post by: pyro on September 11, 2017, 01:16:11 pm
Well, anyone resembling a Yandere would be right out. The line gets kind of fuzzy, but I'm sure of that. Also, don't expect me to be very good at it.

Should I get a vasectomy?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 12, 2017, 01:05:37 am
If you want, that's all up to you.


Should I go through with getting my third tattoo at the end of the year or wait until next year?
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Post by: SomeApe on September 19, 2017, 09:03:57 am
If you can afford it, go for it!

I haven't been here for a while. Did you miss me?
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Post by: pyro on September 19, 2017, 03:50:34 pm
No.

Is http://fstdt.org/q/131814 (which doesn't work yet) a better or a worse URL than http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=131814 (which is what is currently used)?
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Post by: SomeApe on September 20, 2017, 10:30:08 am
Seems better to me.

But isn't it .net now?
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Post by: Skybison on September 28, 2017, 12:36:02 am
I suppose

Do I have the right to my opinion if my opinion is that don't have the right to my opinion?
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Post by: pyro on September 28, 2017, 05:49:54 pm
Yes.

What's the answer to this question?
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Post by: Svata on September 28, 2017, 06:53:34 pm
don't.




Why have I had pain emanating from my left nut off and on for the past 5 days, and should I see a doctor?
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Post by: Sigmaleph on September 28, 2017, 07:56:08 pm
Parasitic wasps, and yes.

Should I get a middle name?
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Post by: ironbite on September 28, 2017, 08:45:19 pm
Yes.  Make it Samantha.

Ironbite-how much would you rate World of Warcraft on the evil scale?
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Post by: Zygarde on September 28, 2017, 09:10:03 pm
7

Any idea what I should do this weekend?
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Post by: Cloud3514 on October 04, 2017, 01:32:25 am
Same thing you do every weekend: Try to take over the world!

What is the average flight speed of an unladen swallow?
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Post by: Skybison on October 04, 2017, 02:36:38 am
50 - 65 km/h

If dudes had uteruses would they be called duderuses?
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Post by: pyro on October 04, 2017, 08:06:14 pm
No, they would be called uteruses.

Fidget cubes or fidget spinners?
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Post by: Kanzenkankaku on October 05, 2017, 04:44:14 am
I only own a spinner so far but sometimes it makes me dizzy if I look at it too long so a cube would probably be better.

What is the best non-regular flavor of milk? (ex: choco, strawberry, that kind of thing)
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Post by: niam2023 on October 06, 2017, 01:03:15 am
Chocolate milk is my personal favorite. I drink it a lot to help me put on weight for the winter bulking season.

Marry fuck kill: Skyfire, UltimateParagon, and Joey.
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Post by: Skybison on October 18, 2017, 05:39:06 pm
I don't know who Joey was, so I'll kill him just to be safe.

Marry Skyfire, because that would mean he's in a gay marriage.

By process of elimination, fuck Ultimate Paragon.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk/high are you right now?
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Post by: Random Dinosaur on December 30, 2017, 12:06:16 pm
0. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs.

Why does my ass hurt so much?
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Post by: Svata on December 30, 2017, 03:03:04 pm
Too much exercise.




What's a good beer?
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Post by: Dappler on December 30, 2017, 03:41:53 pm
One that doesn't make your ass hurt.

What's a bad beer?
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Post by: Kanzenkankaku on January 11, 2018, 04:17:48 am
I have minimal beer experience but I've heard cheap is shit.

What is the most random word you can think of?