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Well I am confident that Jacob is trolling - and frankly he is pretty funny. I mean he travels interdimensionally and is told to make anime youtube videos? That's fucking gold.

But it seems to me that Jacob's funnier and more inventive than Paragon and his Paracletes. So I reckon it's a different guy.
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Oh Davedan Nazis are last year! Now I'm obsessed with Ultimate Paragon sockpuppets. What do you think? Jacob Nutso here as a Dynamic Paragon trying to make his previous guides look sane.
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And have you realized your feelings for me? Nobody talks that much about teh ghey without some intriguing inclinations.

Sorry I missed this Niam. Of course I realise my true feelings for you. But we've been through this. It just won't work. I mean I'm an antipodean squirrel and you're a disaffected bodybuilder whose obsessed with Nazis.

Also if I'm going to have sex with men I want them to be pretty not buff.
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Preaching and Worship / Re: About my ban
« Last post by Skybison on Today at 07:13:02 pm »
What will you tell Christ on judgement day when he asks you why you didn’t listen to my preaching and accept him as your lord and savior?

I'll tell him it was because your teaching had no evidence to back them up.

What will you tell him when he asks you why you wouldn't let make sweet love to his boyfriend?
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Preaching and Worship / Re: About my ban
« Last post by Art Vandelay on Today at 07:11:02 pm »
The State of Hell, eh? On the plus side, I hear they sell fuel for really cheap.
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Preaching and Worship / Re: About my ban
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on Today at 07:09:05 pm »
Since your back I'll bump up my direct question

Direct question jacob

If Jesus hates gay sex as much as you say he does, why is he making out with Mohammed?



He never did make out with Muhammad. That picture was drawn by a hellbound blasphemous heathen

Isn't it a sin to say somebody is in or going to Hell?

No it is not. The fact that he drew that blasphemous picture shows that he has not accepted Jesus Christ as his lord and savior. Those who reject Christ go to the state of hell(being cursed to wander the Earth as a ghost with no chance of crossing over to heaven like purgatorial ghosts) until judgement day when they are judged and put in the realm of the lake of fire(a metaphor for the fire of God’s wrath which cannot be quenched.)

What will you tell Christ on judgement day when he asks you why you didn’t listen to my preaching and accept him as your lord and savior?
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Preaching and Worship / Re: About my ban
« Last post by Skybison on Today at 06:14:05 pm »
Since your back I'll bump up my direct question

Direct question jacob

If Jesus hates gay sex as much as you say he does, why is he making out with Mohammed?



He never did make out with Muhammad. That picture was drawn by a hellbound blasphemous heathen

You know who was called a hellbound blasphemous heathen when he was alive?  Jesus!  Which proves he drew that picture to reflect his true desires.
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Politics and Government / Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Last post by Lana Reverse on Today at 06:11:38 pm »
THERE WAS NO TITANIC! IT WAS ALL MADE UP BY HOLLYWOOD TO SELL MOVIES!

Wow, attacking children to promote her agenda? That's low even for Mann Coulter.

Seriously?

If you're going to insult people, can you do so in a way that isn't dripping with casual transmisogyny?

Pardon my ignorance, but how is saying that a cis woman looks mannish transmisogynistic?
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Preaching and Worship / Re: About my ban
« Last post by Lana Reverse on Today at 06:08:57 pm »
Since your back I'll bump up my direct question

Direct question jacob

If Jesus hates gay sex as much as you say he does, why is he making out with Mohammed?



He never did make out with Muhammad. That picture was drawn by a hellbound blasphemous heathen

Isn't it a sin to say somebody is in or going to Hell?
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Preaching and Worship / Re: About my ban
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on Today at 05:59:54 pm »
Since your back I'll bump up my direct question

Direct question jacob

If Jesus hates gay sex as much as you say he does, why is he making out with Mohammed?



He never did make out with Muhammad. That picture was drawn by a hellbound blasphemous heathen
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