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Preaching and Worship / Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Last post by Tolpuddle Martyr on November 09, 2018, 08:10:17 am »
Today at college, the elevator opened and nobody was there. That proves that God had the elevator door open so that I could make a post about it to convert you guys to Christianity.
It smells of oak and vinegar in here.

Must be the bottom of the barrel.

How do you explain how the elevator door opened if nobody was there?
Everyone inside knew you were getting on and hurled themselves down the elevator shaft to escape?
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Preaching and Worship / Re: Heretics at the train station
« Last post by Tolpuddle Martyr on November 09, 2018, 08:09:10 am »
Because the illegitimate tyrannical monarch King George III was oppressing the colonies.
So? You're supposed to be a good little royalist. It's his divine right to tyrant his colonies.

If you're going to royally get rid of him you do it George RR Martin style. Plots, murders and some other toff who's got a claim to the throne because his daddy was related to someone important. You certainly don't start a rebellion that seeks to defy the divine right of kings.

Or you can try being consistent and allow the British people to have their freedom to vote and elect people to run things the way they want, given that you're all for those colonials getting a slice of theirs.
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Preaching and Worship / Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 08:03:54 am »
Today at college, the elevator opened and nobody was there. That proves that God had the elevator door open so that I could make a post about it to convert you guys to Christianity.
It smells of oak and vinegar in here.

Must be the bottom of the barrel.

How do you explain how the elevator door opened if nobody was there?
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Preaching and Worship / Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Last post by Tolpuddle Martyr on November 09, 2018, 08:02:20 am »
Today at college, the elevator opened and nobody was there. That proves that God had the elevator door open so that I could make a post about it to convert you guys to Christianity.
It smells of oak and vinegar in here.

Must be the bottom of the barrel.
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Preaching and Worship / More proof that Christianity is true.
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 07:40:46 am »
Today at college, the elevator opened and nobody was there. That proves that God had the elevator door open so that I could make a post about it to convert you guys to Christianity.
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Preaching and Worship / Re: Heretics at the train station
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 07:35:09 am »
And he opposes freedom of religion/freedom of conscious, a central concept of democracy.

Why does Jacob hate America?

And freedom of speech--hates that you don't have blasphemy laws.

Probably freedom of the press as well--only good Christians should publish newspapers.

Freedom of peaceful assembly? Not if you're gathering in a mosque I bet.

And petitioning the government? Not if it's to get a church-state separation violation repealed.

You have to put the First Amendment in the context of the time. At the time the First Amendment was written, the states had blasphemy laws so the First Amendment does not apply to blasphemy laws.
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Preaching and Worship / Re: Heretics at the train station
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 07:32:02 am »
And he opposes freedom of religion/freedom of conscious, a central concept of democracy.

Why does Jacob hate America?

I support freedom of religion as long as Christianity is the dominant religion promoted by the government which it was back in the good old days when the US was more Christian and there was prayer in public schools. So I want America to return to how it used to be.
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Preaching and Worship / Re: Heretics at the train station
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 07:28:53 am »
America is founded upon the ideals of democracy and freedom of belief.  Your love of monarchy is unpatriotic. 

Why do you hate America?

I support democracy in the United States because it was founded as such. However England was founded as a monarchy.
Meaning you don't support democracy in principle. If supporting hoary old claims is all you give a shit about why support the US at all? The American revolution was an insurrection specifically designed to deprive the British crown of its assets.

Because the illegitimate tyrannical monarch King George III was oppressing the colonies.
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Preaching and Worship / Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 07:27:04 am »
Of course saving lives should be the first priority. But as a result of saving lives, people would be converted because they would know that a massacre was stopped by somebody who had foreknowledge.

If saving lives would be your first priority, then why was the first thing - the only thing - you mentioned converting people?  You didn't say anything about saving lives until I brought it up. 

This is the guy who wants to start a war between the US and pretty much all of Europe and the Middle East. Suffice it to say, saving lives isn't really priority #1 for him.

But the sacrifices made in the war will be for the greater good of restoring the true heir to the throne of England and liberating Constantinople and the Holy Land.
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Preaching and Worship / Re: More proof that Christianity is true.
« Last post by Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 07:25:54 am »
Of course saving lives should be the first priority. But as a result of saving lives, people would be converted because they would know that a massacre was stopped by somebody who had foreknowledge.

If saving lives would be your first priority, then why was the first thing - the only thing - you mentioned converting people?  You didn't say anything about saving lives until I brought it up.

Because I knew that lives would obviously be saved if I predicted the massacre before it happened so I thought I didn’t need to state the obvious.
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