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Offline dpareja

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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #135 on: February 27, 2013, 03:29:18 pm »
And, finally, one of his last tweets: (apparently he won't pass the Pontifex account to the next guy)

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If only everyone could experience the joy of being Christian, being loved by God who gave his Son for us!

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If only everyone could experience the joy of loving whomever they want, however they want. But you're not into that, are you?
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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #136 on: February 27, 2013, 03:52:00 pm »
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on February 27, 2013, 03:28:50 pm
Lightning struck St. Peter's Basilica shortly after the Pope announced his resignation. Timing!

Pope: I quit!

God: Like hell you do??? *zap*

Pope: It's a good thing we know in our modern times that this was merely a comedic coincidence due to weather patterns, etc.

God: Damn, knew I should have started the Apocalypse like 400 years ago...
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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #137 on: February 27, 2013, 03:56:23 pm »
one sec...gonna have to get a slowpoke pic because that was linked a month ago.

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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #138 on: February 27, 2013, 04:06:01 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on February 27, 2013, 03:56:23 pm
one sec...gonna have to get a slowpoke pic because that was linked a month ago.

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Sorry dude, I guess I got so caught up in the idiocy over white vs. black popes that I missed it.
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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #139 on: February 27, 2013, 04:34:18 pm »
Must be nice having a job where you can quit but keep your benefits.
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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #140 on: March 02, 2013, 01:50:00 pm »
I dunno about the rest of you, but I think it's great that, even for a moment, we currently have no Pope who claims he can speak for God. Wish this could last forever.
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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #141 on: March 05, 2013, 01:56:48 am »
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on March 02, 2013, 01:50:00 pm
I dunno about the rest of you, but I think it's great that, even for a moment, we currently have no Pope who claims he can speak for God. Wish this could last forever.
We all wish it could, but the situation is popeless! Damn, that doesn't really work...
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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #142 on: March 05, 2013, 02:07:44 am »
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on March 02, 2013, 01:50:00 pm
I dunno about the rest of you, but I think it's great that, even for a moment, we currently have no Pope who claims he can speak for God. Wish this could last forever.

No Pope? Well, clearly this means everyone's just going to start acting immorally in every single way now that God's PR guy is gone.
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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #143 on: March 05, 2013, 09:08:39 am »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on March 05, 2013, 02:07:44 am
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on March 02, 2013, 01:50:00 pm
I dunno about the rest of you, but I think it's great that, even for a moment, we currently have no Pope who claims he can speak for God. Wish this could last forever.

No Pope? Well, clearly this means everyone's just going to start acting immorally in every single way now that God's PR guy is gone.
I already snorted lines of cocaine and banged two hookers.
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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #144 on: March 05, 2013, 12:57:36 pm »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on March 05, 2013, 02:07:44 am
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on March 02, 2013, 01:50:00 pm
I dunno about the rest of you, but I think it's great that, even for a moment, we currently have no Pope who claims he can speak for God. Wish this could last forever.

No Pope? Well, clearly this means everyone's just going to start acting immorally in every single way now that God's PR guy is gone.
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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #145 on: March 05, 2013, 01:41:33 pm »
Wait, how did I go an entire Pope thread without this?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJQHs49oAZM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJQHs49oAZM</a>
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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #146 on: March 05, 2013, 02:59:06 pm »
Well...

It could be that you are the only person in this thread who is sexually attracted to the pope.

Because I at least did not think about fucking him. Not even as a hypotethical possibility of someone fucking him.
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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #147 on: March 05, 2013, 06:19:54 pm »
Quote from: askold on March 05, 2013, 02:59:06 pm
Well...

It could be that you are the only person in this thread who is sexually attracted to the pope.
Oh now I can't be the only one who wants to tap some octogenarian ass...
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Re: Pope Quits: Following God too much hard work...
« Reply #148 on: March 14, 2013, 12:50:28 pm »
Meet the new pope, same as the old pope.
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