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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #885 on: August 14, 2014, 12:36:18 am »
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Is this the part where we start kicking?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #886 on: August 14, 2014, 12:50:35 am »
No, it's where we grab our friends and neighbors and punch them in the eye.

Would you rather have the ability to make any person orgasm automatically just by touching them, or making lightning strike politicians and other such demagogues in direct proportion to the severity of their lies, whether of commission, omission or implication?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #887 on: August 14, 2014, 01:56:48 am »
Definitely the politician thing. I enjoy having to work for the other.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #888 on: August 14, 2014, 02:17:50 am »
The Room. It is.. sublimely bad

Why does it keep raining while it's sunny?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #889 on: August 14, 2014, 02:50:39 am »
Because the sun god enjoys giving golden showers.

Why must the good die too soon while the stupid and cruel inflict themselves on us year after year?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #890 on: August 14, 2014, 03:08:18 am »
Because I've been slacking off a bit lately. In my defense, I suspect that the police may be catching on.

Why is there no food in the house?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #891 on: August 14, 2014, 06:59:47 am »
There is. You just have to decide what's more important...eating or having both legs.

Coolest mythological monster: wendigo or chupacabra?
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« Reply #892 on: August 14, 2014, 07:47:14 am »
Wendigo.

Sleep or internet?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #893 on: August 14, 2014, 06:52:54 pm »
Wendigo.

Sleep or internet?



internet. definitely internet.

do you have plans for the weekend and if so, what are they?
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« Reply #894 on: August 15, 2014, 06:04:22 am »
Probably spending some quality time with my brother.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #895 on: August 15, 2014, 07:36:50 am »
Carefully.


Why do you wanna know?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #896 on: August 15, 2014, 09:33:18 am »
...Curiosity.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #897 on: August 15, 2014, 11:01:56 am »
Dead Poet's Society. Carpe diem, you funny old bastard.

What's your favorite type of big cat?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #898 on: August 15, 2014, 03:04:02 pm »
the cheetah

if you could bring some one back from the dead who would it be?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #899 on: August 15, 2014, 04:10:08 pm »
J. F. Kennedy.

Who's your favorite serial killer?

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