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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #780 on: December 12, 2017, 09:42:48 pm »
If the Earth really was flat, then cats would've pushed everything off it by now.

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« Reply #781 on: December 12, 2017, 10:51:23 pm »
If the Earth really was flat, then cats would've pushed everything off it by now.

No, the turtles would have gotten tired of constantly shifting around to keep it balanced as we moved about.
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« Reply #782 on: December 15, 2017, 08:28:47 am »
I just thought of the most epic crossover game ever.  Doom + Wolfenstein + Serious Sam + Duke Nukem.  Blazco gunning down the hordes of Hell, Doomslayer ripping Nazis in half with his bare hands, all while Duke and Sam take turns spouting one-liners and taking down every alien in their path.  Bonus points if the hypothetical maker could find a way to end up revealing to Blazco that Doomslayer is his descendant.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #783 on: December 30, 2017, 12:03:59 am »
I work outside in what for the last few days has been -35C weather, colder then Mars https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/parts-of-canada-colder-than-mars-and-antarctica-1.3737764

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #784 on: January 17, 2018, 02:36:46 am »
Because one of the faithless electors in Texas who refused to vote for Trump for President and instead voted for Kasich nonetheless voted for Pence for VP (the other voted for Carly Fiorina), Pence received 305 electoral votes for Vice President to Trump's 304 for President.

I wonder if Pence ever privately brings up that he got more electoral votes than Trump.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #785 on: January 17, 2018, 02:55:51 am »
Shirts getting harder to put on - lats getting a bit too wide.

Kinda looking forward to no shirts weather.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #786 on: January 18, 2018, 11:34:19 am »
.....Pence has more electoral votes then Trump?

Ironbite-but that...that means he's President!

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #787 on: January 29, 2018, 01:28:02 am »


A crooked politician, weirdo, and Republican Mr. Schock may be, but damn am I jelly of his sick bod.

Wonder if I could run for office with the slogan "I'm Niam, and these are my pecs. Vote for me."
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #788 on: January 29, 2018, 03:16:14 pm »
You'd have Queen's vote.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #789 on: February 05, 2018, 03:40:21 pm »
I just deleted some pro-Bitcoin spam.

It was a claim that BTC isn't a bubble and the "proof" was a graph showing the Bitcoin bubble bursting and then an optimistic guess that the value would once again rise at least slightly after it has dropped to the bottom.

I'm not sure if they understood how ironic it is that their own "evidence" disproves their claim.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #790 on: February 10, 2018, 11:17:18 am »
If a pregnant woman goes swimming, does that mean she's a human submarine?

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #791 on: March 31, 2018, 10:45:09 pm »
Tomorrow is both Easter and April Fools' Day. I wonder how you would combine the two.
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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #792 on: March 31, 2018, 11:11:22 pm »
Tomorrow is both Easter and April Fools' Day. I wonder how you would combine the two.
The old real egg covered in chocolate trick comes to mind.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #793 on: April 01, 2018, 03:09:20 pm »
Jesus played the ultimate prank of course.

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Re: Random Thoughts Thread
« Reply #794 on: April 01, 2018, 04:54:07 pm »
Jesus played the ultimate prank of course.

The Easter Bunny died for our sins.

Does anyone take Donald Trump seriously, anymore?