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A cure for the most common STD in the world is in the works
« on: December 16, 2017, 11:38:05 pm »
https://splinternews.com/we-may-soon-have-a-cure-for-the-worlds-most-common-std-1793856160

So far it looks good but it will still take a while before this is ready to be on the market.
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Re: A cure for the most common STD in the world is in the works
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2017, 11:42:24 pm »
Anything that means "less cancer" is a good thing!

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Re: A cure for the most common STD in the world is in the works
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2017, 12:17:24 am »
It's really bad that my first thought was, "We already have one, it's called decapitation."

And when I saw "less cancer" I thought, "We have one for that, too, it's called education."
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Re: A cure for the most common STD in the world is in the works
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2017, 12:49:33 am »
Yes, it is bad.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: A cure for the most common STD in the world is in the works
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2017, 01:12:28 am »
Yes, it is bad.

My sense of humour is... twisted, to say the least.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: A cure for the most common STD in the world is in the works
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2017, 07:44:20 am »
My first thought was "they've invented a new abortion method?"

I'm every bit as sick and twisted as you, dpareja.
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Re: A cure for the most common STD in the world is in the works
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2017, 10:07:06 am »
My first thought was "they've invented a new abortion method?"

I'm every bit as sick and twisted as you, dpareja.
If you're thinking of the lit sparkler method, let it be known that I came up with that first.

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Re: A cure for the most common STD in the world is in the works
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2017, 01:21:24 pm »
My first thought was "they've invented a new abortion method?"

I'm every bit as sick and twisted as you, dpareja.

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Quote from: Jordan Duram
It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

Quote from: Supreme Court of Canada
Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.