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More proof that Christianity is true.
Jacob Harrison:
Today at college, the elevator opened and nobody was there. That proves that God had the elevator door open so that I could make a post about it to convert you guys to Christianity.
Tolpuddle Martyr:
--- Quote from: Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 07:40:46 am ---Today at college, the elevator opened and nobody was there. That proves that God had the elevator door open so that I could make a post about it to convert you guys to Christianity.
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It smells of oak and vinegar in here.
Must be the bottom of the barrel.
Jacob Harrison:
--- Quote from: Tolpuddle Martyr on November 09, 2018, 08:02:20 am ---
--- Quote from: Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 07:40:46 am ---Today at college, the elevator opened and nobody was there. That proves that God had the elevator door open so that I could make a post about it to convert you guys to Christianity.
--- End quote ---
It smells of oak and vinegar in here.
Must be the bottom of the barrel.
--- End quote ---
How do you explain how the elevator door opened if nobody was there?
Tolpuddle Martyr:
--- Quote from: Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 08:03:54 am ---
--- Quote from: Tolpuddle Martyr on November 09, 2018, 08:02:20 am ---
--- Quote from: Jacob Harrison on November 09, 2018, 07:40:46 am ---Today at college, the elevator opened and nobody was there. That proves that God had the elevator door open so that I could make a post about it to convert you guys to Christianity.
--- End quote ---
It smells of oak and vinegar in here.
Must be the bottom of the barrel.
--- End quote ---
How do you explain how the elevator door opened if nobody was there?
--- End quote ---
Everyone inside knew you were getting on and hurled themselves down the elevator shaft to escape?
rookie:
I think you may be on to something there. Yesterday I hoped I wouldn't slip on wet leaves. And I didn't! Clearly goddidit! If you'll excuse me, I'm off to install the rightful heir to the throne of Monaco. Y'all need anything while I'm out?
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