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Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« on: August 13, 2013, 03:00:49 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F58HV0tQPic" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F58HV0tQPic</a>
*Kelley Helleson USES THE SAME GLOVE FOR AN ANAL THEN VAGINAL CAVITY SEARCH MULTIPLE TIMES* 2:52 – 3:47, 4:15 – 4:38
*Kelley Helleson wipes ass juice on suspect’s sleeve*


Original video file from YouTube: FULL CAVITY SEARCH  Driver accuses Texas DPS Trooper of extreme humiliation.mp4 It’s audio sucks. Audio cleaned up with iZotope RX 2 Advanced denoiser settings.

Good thing it was all for nothing right?
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Farrell, who pulled the aunt and niece over, says on tape that he saw them throw a cigarette butt out the window while driving northbound on Highway 161 near Belt Line Lane. He said he smelled marijuana in the car and called Helleson to conduct the search. No drugs were found and they were released with a warning.

A law suite hit and was settled out of court for $184,000 and the female trouper was fired and reinstated!

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“It was determined that the relatively inexperienced trooper was directed by a more senior trooper to conduct the inappropriate search,” McCraw said in a statement issued late Friday afternoon. “While the actions of Trooper Bui constitute misconduct, I believe her actions are mitigated such that she should not be terminated from the agency.”


Hey good thing this was an isolated incident right? Oh wait this is Texas :(.

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“The male officer, his words verbatim were, ‘We’re gonna get familiar with your womanly parts,’ ” Ms. Hamilton told KXAN.

“You’re going to go up my private parts?” a surprised Hamilton asked Trooper Jennie Bui, who responded with “Yes, ma’am.”
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2013, 08:12:31 am »
And without even watching the video I already have too much detail in my head.

Also, does anyone have the spiky clue dildo?  I need to educate some of these idiots on what it's like to have your private parts violated.

...Also, I need something that can cause a yeast infection or worse in assholes.
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2013, 08:18:25 am »
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on August 13, 2013, 08:12:31 am
...Also, I need something that can cause a yeast infection or worse in assholes.
Sriracha Sauce ought to do the trick
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2013, 01:22:40 pm »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on August 13, 2013, 08:18:25 am
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on August 13, 2013, 08:12:31 am
...Also, I need something that can cause a yeast infection or worse in assholes.
Sriracha Sauce ought to do the trick
Seconded. Much worse than a yeast infection. And an excellent hot sauce for grilled chicken! ;D
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2013, 01:33:13 pm »
Is the officer claiming to smell marijuana actually grounds for a cavity search?
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2013, 10:31:26 pm »
Remember, this is the same state where a small-town police department extorted over $3000 from a family by threatening them with felony child endangerment charges because the officer was "suspicious" they were drug runners. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if some jackass judge ruled this completely legal.
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2013, 11:36:37 pm »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on August 13, 2013, 01:33:13 pm
Is the officer claiming to smell marijuana actually grounds for a cavity search?

In Texas, an officer claiming you might not be white is grounds for a cavity search.
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2013, 11:51:18 pm »
You know, Texas should just put up a sign; "Welcome to Texas, Hell on earth".
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2013, 11:54:59 pm »
Quote from: lord gibbon on August 13, 2013, 11:51:18 pm
You know, Texas should just put up a sign; "Welcome to Texas, Hell on earth".

"Welcome to Texas: Bend And Spread"
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2013, 02:57:00 am »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on August 13, 2013, 11:54:59 pm
Quote from: lord gibbon on August 13, 2013, 11:51:18 pm
You know, Texas should just put up a sign; "Welcome to Texas, Hell on earth".

"Welcome to Texas: Bend And Spread"

"Welcome to Texas: Assume the Position"
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2013, 03:27:06 am »
Quote from: Damen on August 14, 2013, 02:57:00 am
Quote from: chitoryu12 on August 13, 2013, 11:54:59 pm
Quote from: lord gibbon on August 13, 2013, 11:51:18 pm
You know, Texas should just put up a sign; "Welcome to Texas, Hell on earth".

"Welcome to Texas: Bend And Spread"

"Welcome to Texas: Assume the Position"

Welcome to Texas: Not Wiping is a Capital Offense.
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2013, 03:53:20 am »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on August 14, 2013, 03:27:06 am
Quote from: Damen on August 14, 2013, 02:57:00 am
Quote from: chitoryu12 on August 13, 2013, 11:54:59 pm
Quote from: lord gibbon on August 13, 2013, 11:51:18 pm
You know, Texas should just put up a sign; "Welcome to Texas, Hell on earth".

Ew

"Welcome to Texas: Bend And Spread"

"Welcome to Texas: Assume the Position"

Welcome to Texas: Not Wiping is a Capital Offense.
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
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Re: Welcome to Texas here’s a finger up your ass!
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2013, 08:14:10 am »
At least he resigned
Better then him getting promoted for it
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