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Something very significant that happened just now.

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Jacob Harrison:
Very recently I was in my room and all of a sudden the door opened by itself. Out of the door emerged someone who looked exactly like me, holding a crucifix. He performed a Holy spell causing my soul to escape my body and enter his causing our consciousnesses to merge into one and have memories of both selves. It turns out that he is me from a parralel universe where Charles John Montague Manners became King of England, France, and as a result of him defeating the EU during the warfare, he also became Holy Roman Emperor.

I took my former body through the portal, entering a castle. There were guards who said that they will take care of the body and took the body away. The guard also told me to go back to this universe..

I came back to this universe and the portal closed.

In the parralel universe, Charles Manners was successful until his friend was seduced into having romantic extramarital sex which caused events which led to the Sword of Excalibur to be destroyed which caused England to be supernaturally cursed with a plague that wiped out England’s entire population.

I will be making animated YouTube videos documenting events in the parralel universe to promote the legitimacy cause for this universe since it failed in the other. The moral of the story is that you should not have extra marital sex.

niam2023:
I'm waiting for that video, Jake, where you say "oink" for five whole minutes - then I'll let you know about your second cousin.

Lana Reverse:

Jacob Harrison:

--- Quote from: niam2023 on July 12, 2018, 09:10:48 pm ---I'm waiting for that video, Jake, where you say "oink" for five whole minutes - then I'll let you know about your second cousin.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9UDhCmufjI&feature=youtu.be

ironbite:
Oh my god you look absolutely ugly.

Ironbite-give up your dream of fucking your second cousin man.

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