Popular (But False) Pieces of Advice

[chitoryu12]

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! <3 uwu"

What doesn't kill you only makes you...stranger.

Oh God, I'm in 2008 again.

[I am lizard]

What doesn't kill you makes you suffer and wish you were dead.

[Ultimate Paragon]

What doesn't kill you makes you weaker.

[Cerim Treascair]

What doesn't kill you makes you suffer and wish you were dead.

See:  bronchitis, pneumonia, long-running and harsh flus.

[I am lizard]

What doesn't kill you makes you suffer and wish you were dead.

See:  bronchitis, pneumonia, long-running and harsh flus.

And watching "Scary Movie".

[Art Vandelay]

What doesn't kill you makes you suffer and wish you were dead.

See:  bronchitis, pneumonia, long-running and harsh flus.

Losing a limb or two, losing both eyes, kidney failure, losing a couple of metres of bowel, torn muscles, castration, deafness, losing all of your teeth. I could probably max out the character limit, were I to go on.

[Ironchew]

Consistently popular enough to win elections:

"I'm voting for a Democrat because I don't want the other guy to win."

Surely he will stick up for worker's rights and not his wealthy benefactors.

[RavynousHunter]

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! <3 uwu"

What doesn't kill you only makes you...stranger.

Oh God, I'm in 2008 again.

Holy fuck, it HAS been 6 years.  Son of a bitch, it only seems like last month when that movie was new.

[I am lizard]

Consistently popular enough to win elections:

"I'm voting for a Democrat because I don't want the other guy to win."

Surely he will stick up for worker's rights and not his wealthy benefactors.

American election are basically just having someone ask  "Would you rather we tazed you in the balls repeatedly or broke all your fingers?"

[Ironchew]

American election are basically just having someone ask  "Would you rather we tazed you in the balls repeatedly or broke all your fingers?"

Oh, here's another one: "By not voting, I'm sticking it to the man!"

Because nothing screams "defiance" like rolling over and accepting more of the same.

[Ghoti]

"If your dog shits on the floor, rubbing his face in it will teach him!" I shouldn't have to explain this one.

[lord gibbon]

Totally unrelated, but I love your new name.

[chitoryu12]

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! <3 uwu"

What doesn't kill you only makes you...stranger.

Oh God, I'm in 2008 again.

Holy fuck, it HAS been 6 years.  Son of a bitch, it only seems like last month when that movie was new.

I remember the age well because I was one of many high school students who really thought the Joker was cool.

Unfortunately, I was one of the few to grow out of it within a year. I still vividly remember all of the weird "loners" (you know, the kind who claim to be antisocial loners but actually have quite a few friends who are just as weird and claim the same thing) who were obsessed with Heath Ledger's Joker for several years after the fact, and some continue to make the character uncool now through their association.

[R. U. Sirius]

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! <3 uwu"

What doesn't kill you only makes you...stranger.

Oh God, I'm in 2008 again.

Holy fuck, it HAS been 6 years.  Son of a bitch, it only seems like last month when that movie was new.

I remember the age well because I was one of many high school students who really thought the Joker was cool.

Unfortunately, I was one of the few to grow out of it within a year. I still vividly remember all of the weird "loners" (you know, the kind who claim to be antisocial loners but actually have quite a few friends who are just as weird and claim the same thing) who were obsessed with Heath Ledger's Joker for several years after the fact, and some continue to make the character uncool now through their association.

My favorite fan theory about that version of the Joker was that he was an ex-soldier, probably even black ops. It would explain his scars, his skill with and ready access to weapons (firing a rocket launcher out of a moving vehicle accurately enough to hit another moving vehicle is NOT easy), his use of stealth, psychological tactics and explosives, and his use of soldiers being hit with a IED as an example of "the plan", while his mental instability could be an extreme case of the "traumatized soldier" stereotype. It may even explain why the GPD couldn't find any trace of him before emerging as the Joker; he might have been involved in operations so secret that even the existence of the people involved was sealed behind high-level security. It also explains why he specifically targets government authorities with his attacks...they represent the system that he felt had failed him and his comrades.

[ironbite]

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! <3 uwu"

What doesn't kill you only makes you...stranger.

Oh God, I'm in 2008 again.

Holy fuck, it HAS been 6 years.  Son of a bitch, it only seems like last month when that movie was new.

I remember the age well because I was one of many high school students who really thought the Joker was cool.

Unfortunately, I was one of the few to grow out of it within a year. I still vividly remember all of the weird "loners" (you know, the kind who claim to be antisocial loners but actually have quite a few friends who are just as weird and claim the same thing) who were obsessed with Heath Ledger's Joker for several years after the fact, and some continue to make the character uncool now through their association.

My favorite fan theory about that version of the Joker was that he was an ex-soldier, probably even black ops. It would explain his scars, his skill with and ready access to weapons (firing a rocket launcher out of a moving vehicle accurately enough to hit another moving vehicle is NOT easy), his use of stealth, psychological tactics and explosives, and his use of soldiers being hit with a IED as an example of "the plan", while his mental instability could be an extreme case of the "traumatized soldier" stereotype. It may even explain why the GPD couldn't find any trace of him before emerging as the Joker; he might have been involved in operations so secret that even the existence of the people involved was sealed behind high-level security. It also explains why he specifically targets government authorities with his attacks...they represent the system that he felt had failed him and his comrades.

My personal theory adds that he was then exposed to the fear gas and it drove him over the edge.

Ironbite-and then pulled him back up.