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NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« on: March 01, 2012, 02:46:59 pm »
Behind closed doors by a former general, who is now working for "defense" contractors.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCY30FXgLVY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCY30FXgLVY</a>

According to this video, it sounds as though we can expect Iran to "attack" us within the next 90 days. Oh, and Israel's "only" defensive option is a preemptive nuclear strike.

Vid unrelated, but the first thought in my mind as I watched the above story:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F46r-_jPPHY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F46r-_jPPHY</a>
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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2012, 03:01:57 pm »
... why would a NEWS AGENCY be getting briefed about a war?! What in the name of the Night and Stars...
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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2012, 03:05:46 pm »
It's getting kinda Gulf of Tonkin in here...
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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2012, 03:21:32 pm »
... why would a NEWS AGENCY be getting briefed about a war?! What in the name of the Night and Stars...

help keeping  the story straight?

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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2012, 03:26:13 pm »
::sigh:: This is insanity...Absolute insanity..Anyone up in Canada need a room mate? I'm house broken and I clean. I can cook too.
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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2012, 04:02:50 pm »
It's getting kinda Gulf of Tonkin in here...

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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2012, 04:39:02 pm »
Israel would be forced into a "pre-emptive nuclear strike" in order to defend against weapons that don't actually exist?


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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2012, 04:48:35 pm »
What the actual fuck???
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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2012, 05:25:18 pm »
Why the hell is "pre-emptive strike" in the same sentence as "defensive option". It's breaking my brain just thinking about it. And people wonder why Israel's neighbours don't like it.

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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2012, 05:29:12 pm »
Fingers crossed this is just conspiranoia.  :-\

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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2012, 05:35:23 pm »
I there a serious threat of war or is this just a conspiracy theory? I want to know if I should worry about bugging out to Canada so I don't get drafted, cause Iran would be a lot more serious than the last two wars. I'm not about to fight and die for a bunch of rich asshole so they can get richer and abuse the lower classes. I'm not about to fight in defense of a country that doesn't deserve it(Israel). I not about to fight in a conflict that so many assume is black and white, when in fact it isn't even gray and gray, It's black and really dark gray. The governments of Israel and Iran can fight each other if they want, but will not be a part of it. I will not be a part of what could easily segway into World War III. I have feel sorry for the sane residents of those countries that would get dragged into this with no choice in the matter. Honestly the best thing to do with Israel would be to remove everyone living there then nuke it until it's so radioactive no could live there. Hell, it's already worthless, barren desert that no sane person would want. The only way I would go into a war was if I was a highly paid mercenary.

Sorry, had to vent a little about this bullshit. And I'll say it since I always have to when discuss my opinion of Israel: I am not anti-semetic (Though I don't have a high opinion of any Abrahamic religion), I am not a Nazi or Neo-Nazi. Yes I am of German ancestry. Yes my favorite band is Rammstein(I can't mention them without someone making a Nazi joke), and I hate when people use their song Amerika set to a montage of picture of Obama with Hitler mustaches, devil horns, or both. The dozen or so video like that on youtube drive me up a fucking wall. I will say it again to be perfectly clear I AM NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM A NAZI. Sorry for more venting .
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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2012, 03:34:28 pm »
Honestly the best thing to do with Israel would be to remove everyone living there then nuke it until it's so radioactive no could live there. Hell, it's already worthless, barren desert that no sane person would want.

They would return to fight each other over control of the ruins while dying of radiation poisoning. In time, they would raise families amid the rubble and the birth defects and cancer running rampant through their children would just be God's little test for his chosen people.

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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2012, 04:06:34 pm »
Why the hell is "pre-emptive strike" in the same sentence as "defensive option". It's breaking my brain just thinking about it. And people wonder why Israel's neighbours don't like it.

In an age where offensive capabilities involve being able to level a nation before said nation can flinch, it's the closest thing to defense you can manage.

It also explains how so many people who dwell over such things turn to drinking.

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Re: NBC execs briefed on war w/ Iran
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2012, 04:53:39 pm »
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