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ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« on: December 04, 2012, 07:03:59 pm »
Accept for the fact it is impossible.  50% of Republicans polled have passed the goal line into full-on Conspiritardia. 

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The funniest poll of the afternoon comes from the folks over at Public Policy Polling, who have results that are new and legitimate results (if a bit heavy on the forced fantasy questions) finding that 49 percent of Republicans and six percent of Democrats believe ACORN stole the 2012 election for Barack Obama — despite the pesky fact that ACORN folded in 2010. How ... wait ... huh?

We get it: This is supposed to be one of those what-if polls that indicates how voters will believe anything. "We found that 52% of Republicans thought that ACORN stole the 2008 election for Obama, so this is a modest decline, but perhaps smaller than might have been expected given that ACORN doesn't exist anymore," writes the team at PPP.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/12/yes-half-republicans-think-acorn-which-doesnt-exist-stole-election/59632/#.UL5ryMpjstI.reddit

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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2012, 07:05:58 pm »
The stupid, it burns.
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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2012, 07:10:04 pm »
Pretty sure Nixon's Plumbers were also in on it.

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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2012, 07:29:37 pm »
Pretty sure Nixon's Plumbers were also in on it.

What about the Illuminati, the reverse vampires and the teamsters?
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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2012, 07:46:34 pm »
Don't forget Jimmy Hoffa as the wheel-man.

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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2012, 07:58:05 pm »
They were, of course, funded by the Soviets.
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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2012, 08:19:08 pm »
All of whom were manipulated by the great-great-grandson of Professor James Moriarty.
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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2012, 08:41:49 pm »
who was manipulated by Palpatine, who is really the Easter Bunny.

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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2012, 10:02:23 pm »
and...and...they impurified our precious bodily fluids!
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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2012, 10:12:36 pm »
Time for some clarification:

We brought ACORN back from the dead by partnering with one evil old wizard, this was intended to bring Obama into office, whereupon he would enrage the conservative base into open revolt, splitting the Republican Party, and then the Grand Bargain would happen and the Republicans get what they want, resulting in them being blamed by people for corrupting the president, which would lead to democratic voters becoming more energized, which leads to the figure about ACORN being brought up in an attempt to stifle this which leads to the Republicans being marginalized into obscurity due to people becoming disillusioned with conspiracy theories and mass deserting the GOP which would then lead into changes in the law by the new Democratic Mega-Majority, which would make John Boehner commit suicide, which would let us replace him with a look alike called Joe Boner who can only say yes to whatever we say, whereupon Barack Obama will shed his outwardly moderate skin, revealing himself to be twin midget clones of Hitler, whom will make us the supreme dictating party of the United States.

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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2012, 10:45:27 pm »
who was manipulated by Palpatine, who is really the Easter Bunny.

And it was on his orders that Tupac and JFK were assassinated by bigfoot because they knew that the Loch Ness monster had taken a group of crash-landed reptilian aliens to Area 51. There the reptilians met with the Greys and members of Bohemian Grove to plot the next steps of conspiracy.
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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2012, 09:21:46 am »
What planet are these people on?

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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2012, 01:12:12 pm »
What planet are these people on?

Ours, unfortunately.
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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2012, 09:44:49 pm »
Can we send them to another planet?? I'm sick of sharing oxygen with these idiots.

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Re: ACORN Stole the Election Again...
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2012, 05:19:54 am »
It's Miz's fault.
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