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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2012, 04:33:00 am »
The idea of sleep paralysis scares me shitless. The inability to control my own body is the only physical ailment that scares me more than the idea of being blind.

When I sleep-walked that time it wasn't as scary as I thought it should be. I was just really confused. I did freak out before I went down the stairs, but for some reason my dreaming self knew how to do that...
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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2012, 04:42:44 am »
Sleep walking usually isn't that scary.  Since you can move and all, your brain isn't jumping the gun right to "DANGER OMG EVIL GONNA GET ME" mode.  I've sleepwalked (while sleep talking) a few times, and I don't remember it ever being scary.  If you wake up during it, you can feel pretty dang disoriented, though.

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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2012, 04:59:20 am »
I still suffer from sleep paralysis from time to time.  It's not the nightmare part of it that scares me but being unable to move.  It actually terrifies me so much that I force myself to move and sometimes end up rolling right off the bed.

Also, despire all the hot demons in my dreams, I'm still straight.  Sorry, fellas.
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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2012, 06:06:40 am »
Oh lordy this thing.  Yeah I heard about it.  Hell even read it.  Seems a former stripper penned it and well, you do the math.

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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2012, 10:37:21 am »
I just misread the subject of the thread as "Xian magazine:  Sex with Deimos turns you gay."
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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2012, 11:16:55 am »
I just misread the subject of the thread as "Xian magazine:  Sex with Deimos turns you gay."

That claim seems highly suspicious. For it to be proper science it needs to be scientifically proven and tested. Vigorously. With large sample sizes. And a control group of course.

I know that things might get hard but I believe we are on the verge of a scientific breakthrough.

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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2012, 12:24:25 pm »
I question just WHY a sex demon would turn you gay if that meant they couldn't fuck you anymore.

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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2012, 01:37:14 pm »
Isn't demon sex supposed to be really good, so that you keep going back for more.

I would have thought that it would make you even more straight if anything.

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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2012, 01:38:59 pm »
Good sex is a huge turn off for fundies. It makes them so disgusted and flustered they just turn gay.
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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2012, 01:56:39 pm »
The woman being quoted in the original post is claiming that she was nearly converted to lesbianism by a succubus, the female version. According to the article, these demons "traditionally" attack people of the opposite sex, but sometimes they go after people of the same sex in order to make them gay.

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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2012, 02:02:01 pm »
The woman being quoted in the original post is claiming that she was nearly converted to lesbianism by a succubus, the female version. According to the article, these demons "traditionally" attack people of the opposite sex, but sometimes they go after people of the same sex in order to make them gay.

Bi-curious demons? "Nearly converted to lesbianism"? I feel like this woman had a lesbian sex dream and then thought it was a demon or something.
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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2012, 02:12:27 pm »
But it must have been a demon. The minds of Good Christian Ladies don't/can't produce such dreams on their own. Jesus wouldn't let that happen.

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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2012, 02:19:13 pm »
Jesus won't let you be a lesbian, but he won't stop the sexy demons.
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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2012, 02:48:38 pm »
I think the original version was that the demon first "attacks" a man and steals his "seed." Then it "attacks" a woman and impregnates her with the sperm it had stolen.

And that is how she got pregnant despite not being married... And that is also why the baby looks like the guy who lives nearby. I mean the demon is a shapeshifter and seduced the young people so that it could ruin them.

Certainly no hanky-panky involved nossir.


I mean that is the impression I got from the story of succubus/incubus. Always seemed like the kind of excuse you make up when the midden hits the windmill.
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Re: Xian magazine: Sex with Demons turns you gay.
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2012, 04:18:16 pm »
The woman being quoted in the original post is claiming that she was nearly converted to lesbianism by a succubus, the female version. According to the article, these demons "traditionally" attack people of the opposite sex, but sometimes they go after people of the same sex in order to make them gay.

The only thing I got out of this is that fundies watch too much really bad porn and somehow confuse it with reality.