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You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« on: September 09, 2014, 11:56:39 pm »
http://dearputin.com/

I'm still not sure if this is written by someone who really is his fan or by trolls or paid shills...

The thing that goes against this being troll is that it is written in so many languages... I don't know enough of those to see if most of those are done by google translate or real.

This time at least they don't claim that Putin is a God or supernatural being, they just think he is just like JFK... (Without the getting shot in the head part of course.)
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2014, 11:58:47 pm »
I think I may actually barf.
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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2014, 12:10:24 am »
I signed the letter as Vladimir Putin of Russia.
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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2014, 12:17:11 am »
Oh, the signatures are full of fakes at least that is certain. Some are quite funny in fact. But I'm not sure if the page was written by troll, that is the question.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2014, 01:04:41 am »
So far, I've signed on behalf of Bat Man, Marcus Fenix and Steve Irwin. At least, they're the ones so far that have made it past the autofilter. Also, Speedy Gonzales and Flava Flav. Well, I know how I'm spending the rest of my day.
« Last Edit: September 10, 2014, 06:24:55 am by Art Vandelay »

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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2014, 08:24:42 am »
I'm leaning towards paid shills.

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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2014, 10:06:40 am »
Let's see here, I've done: Josef Stalin, Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, Jacque Meov, and Kunta Kinte, so far.

IT FUCKING TOOK KIM JONG-IL!  And motherfucking HITLER.  This has to be the worst filtering ever, if it exists at all.  Okay, so apparently, the filtering takes a minute or two to kick in.  Who made this piece of shit?
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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2014, 10:17:23 am »
It took Charles Manson and Jim Jones.

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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2014, 04:05:07 pm »
This time at least they don't claim that Putin is a God or supernatural being, they just think he is just like JFK... (Without the getting shot in the head part of course.)

My heart leaped for one second. You evil, evil man.

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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2014, 04:38:03 pm »
What did the Hitler apology say?

What did the Stalin one say?
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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2014, 06:36:16 pm »
The same thing as all the others, its basically a glorified guestbook; all you do is sign a name and give an email and a location.
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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2014, 09:27:54 pm »
Wow, he wants us to lick his boots as well? Goddamn fascist isn't happy with the literal worship he's getting? Fuck you, I'm not apologizing. Perhaps you can apologize to the Ukrainian people after you're done goose stepping and showing off the Soviet Russian arsenal in a parade! Oh, wait. I'm sorry, you're too busy plotting Yany's death by ice pick.

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Such a shame one can't write their own apology.
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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2014, 09:53:40 pm »
Oh wow, Blood Belching Vagina actually made it past the filter. Oh man, this will keep me entertained for hours.

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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2014, 09:59:13 pm »
Who came up with this bullshit btw?

Ironbite-cause I wanna know what proof they have that the government of Ukraine shot down that one flight.

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Re: You too can sign an apology to Putin!
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2014, 10:04:10 pm »
No idea. It's just the one page without so much a contact email.