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Offline Second Coming of Madman

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Behold, the most hilarious example of a toyline adaptation.
« on: November 23, 2014, 01:44:19 am »
Are you ready for this? I don't think you are.

You are?

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This is not fake, I can assure you all. That's right, kiddies. There are 100% genuine action figures of the Mighty Duke himself, along with some of his more notable enemies from the original Duke Nukem 3D ( We don't mention the Oprah heresy) funnily enough. In addition, there were meant to be ones for DNF at the time but...we all know how that turned out.
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Re: Behold, the most hilarious example of a toyline adaptation.
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2014, 01:21:35 pm »
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
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Re: Behold, the most hilarious example of a toyline adaptation.
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2014, 07:15:49 pm »
Quote from: Random Guy on November 23, 2014, 01:21:35 pm
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.

And I'm all out of fucks to give.
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Re: Behold, the most hilarious example of a toyline adaptation.
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2014, 07:43:01 pm »
Not for children under three years. but four year olds? yeah they're ready for this shit.
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Re: Behold, the most hilarious example of a toyline adaptation.
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2014, 10:54:49 pm »
Well, that was disappointing.


Am I missing something? Is there anything about the toy other than the name that distinguishes it from the ten million other identical action figures out there? Or is this just an "it's Duke Nukem!" thing?
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Re: Behold, the most hilarious example of a toyline adaptation.
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2014, 12:31:44 pm »
Does nobody else remember all the toy lines licensed from 15 and 18 rated movies back in the 90s? I refuse to accept I'm the only person on this board old enough to remember.
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Re: Behold, the most hilarious example of a toyline adaptation.
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2014, 01:23:19 pm »
I remember watching the Robocop cartoon show as a kid. (I don't think it was on the Finnish TV but a friend had a few episodes on a tape.) And there was also that Rambo cartoon...

Because Robocop and Rambo were kids movies right? And Robocop at least has had several toylines.
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Re: Behold, the most hilarious example of a toyline adaptation.
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2014, 01:41:45 pm »
Quote from: askold on November 24, 2014, 01:23:19 pm
I remember watching the Robocop cartoon show as a kid. (I don't think it was on the Finnish TV but a friend had a few episodes on a tape.) And there was also that Rambo cartoon...

Because Robocop and Rambo were kids movies right? And Robocop at least has had several toylines.

Shit man, I forgot about the Rambo cartoon.  Although I'm not sure if it ever aired in the UK; I don't actually remember it from the time it's just something I know existed thanks to Ashens mentioning it in one of his videos.
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