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Offline Søren

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Train Driver Caught D:
« on: May 30, 2013, 09:12:47 pm »
http://www.thesaid.net/news/train-driver-caught-masturbating-during-delay/

Yep....basically...there was a train delay, some passengers got pissy and asked the ticket inspectors to talk to the train driver, and they caught him buck naked spanking his monkey.

Theres a scheduled train delay on my way to my partners place while we have to wait for a returning train to get on the diverging rail.....this makes me uncomfortable...
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Re: Train Driver Caught D:
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2013, 07:14:44 am »
Getting completely naked seems a wee bit excessive. What's wrong with a simple unzip?

Though maybe this should be a mini-game for the next Train Simulator. Bored of driving the train? See if you can rub one out while sitting at the station without anyone noticing.
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Re: Train Driver Caught D:
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2013, 10:06:03 am »
Quote from: Hofstadter's Tortoise on May 30, 2013, 09:12:47 pm
http://www.thesaid.net/news/train-driver-caught-masturbating-during-delay/

Yep....basically...there was a train delay, some passengers got pissy and asked the ticket inspectors to talk to the train driver, and they caught him buck naked spanking his monkey.

Theres a scheduled train delay on my way to my partners place while we have to wait for a returning train to get on the diverging rail.....this makes me uncomfortable...

GOOD GRAVY! If Train-Guy can't wait until he's home to fiddle himself, he's got issues! And totally naked! Was he in a one-piece jumpsuit or something? I don't mind self-love but he's gotta job to do!

Reading the comments on that site, some are saying that it's likely a made-up story/urban legend thing and that no other news source has the story. I'll check anyway.....

Can't find any other sources. Any other site quotes this very article.

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Perhaps they can get to the bottom of this.
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Re: Train Driver Caught D:
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2013, 10:24:42 am »
Yeah youre right about that. It would be in the mX newspaper if anything.

Now im doubting its authenticity, im hoping to god its real, cos thats just brilliant
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Re: Train Driver Caught D:
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2013, 03:46:50 pm »
It would have been irresponsible to do that while the train was moving.
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Re: Train Driver Caught D:
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2013, 04:58:42 pm »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on May 31, 2013, 07:14:44 am
Getting completely naked seems a wee bit excessive. What's wrong with a simple unzip?

Though maybe this should be a mini-game for the next Train Simulator. Bored of driving the train? See if you can rub one out while sitting at the station without anyone noticing.

That minigame already exists in every game.
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