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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2012, 02:05:40 pm »
I think it's largely because the indie/non conformist/death to pop music crowds need one uber popular band to point to and go "This! This is why we're superior to you!". Nickleback is fairly popular in the mainstream and L already mentioned that their music is largely generic. For every one "Figured you out" (an ode to fucked up relationships everywhere that included the lines "I like the dirt that's on your knees. How you still say please while you're looking up at me. You're like my favorite damned disease") they had ten "Someday"s. To be fair the video for that song was pretty cool and you had to be paying attention to catch
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2012, 02:33:00 pm »
I'm in despair! God having misplaced priorities has left me in despair!

No, it's YOU'RE priorities that are misplaced!

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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2012, 02:50:14 pm »
I'm totally indifferent to their music, but that's only because I'm kinda apathetic about it.
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2012, 02:51:55 pm »
I'm in despair! God having misplaced priorities has left me in despair!

No, it's YOU'RE priorities that are misplaced!

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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2012, 05:17:16 pm »
I like the songs Nickleback does for people to strip too.

Ironbite-oh and the songs people to drink to.

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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2012, 05:21:21 pm »
I like the songs Nickleback does for people to strip too.

Ironbite-oh and the songs people to drink to.

Are you sure it's the songs that you like, or the fact that people are gettin' nekkid?
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2012, 06:45:20 pm »
I like the songs Nickleback does for people to strip too.

Ironbite-oh and the songs people to drink to.

So...all of them?
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2012, 06:51:00 pm »
I like the songs Nickleback does for people to strip too.

Ironbite-oh and the songs people to drink to.

Are you sure it's the songs that you like, or the fact that people are gettin' nekkid?

...yes.

So...all of them?

Surprisingly that's not all they sing.  They've actually got a bit of variety in their songs.

There's the songs for getting naked.
There's the songs for domestic violence advocacy(yes they actually advocate against DV go figure)
There's the songs for drinking and partying
There's the songs for political activism.

So there's actually a broad spectrum of songs they sing.  It's just that Chad Kroger's voice is so god damn bland and generic they all sound the same.

Ironbite-hate that douche-bag so god damn much.

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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2012, 07:44:24 pm »
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2012, 01:53:49 am »
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31751_162-57358717-10391697/poll-does-god-help-tebow-win-43-say-yes/

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Hey, look on the bright side.  Only 17 percent have said yes on their poll to the left!
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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2012, 04:10:14 am »
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31751_162-57358717-10391697/poll-does-god-help-tebow-win-43-say-yes/

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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2012, 12:29:36 pm »
Damnit, fuckers, stop dissing Nickelback! I happen to like their music! *is smote* Smite away, I am unashamed of my music taste.

Their older stuff is okay. I believe their best song was called "Figure You Out".
Can't say I've heard that one. *looks up* I like some oftheir newer stuff. My favorite is probably "If Today Was Your Last Day"

I like Nickelback too...

Me too. This brings up a question. Is Nickelback really so hated or is "hating" it just a popular "thing" like complaining about furries or bronies on 4chan?

I think it's a bit of both, askold. More the second, but there are obviously people who genuinely don't like them.

Also, more Nickelback fans! *hugs!*

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Re: Did Jesus Intervene?
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2012, 12:36:11 pm »
Not a fan of Nickelback but I don't have anything against them.

As for Tebow, FSTDT introduced me to him; I don't follow football so I had no idea who he is. But man, watching him actually ask god for help in a friggin' football game makes me cringe.
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