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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1425 on: June 13, 2012, 09:54:30 pm »
Let's just say I don't much care for Kochanski. Ah well, at least I have season 8 to look forward to, what with them being back on the Red Dwarf, Rimmer returning and Holly back in his male form.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1426 on: June 13, 2012, 11:25:02 pm »
I didn't want to spoil anything for you so I tried to be as vague as possible.  Since you know, I don't have to walk on eggshells, hehe.

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« Reply #1427 on: June 14, 2012, 12:15:44 am »
The walls of my house are paper-thin, and for some reason the area in the hallway right in front of my room seems to have become a prime conversation spot. I can't get any work done like this.
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« Reply #1428 on: June 14, 2012, 02:00:05 am »
...having a mosquito bite in the middle of my back... :o  >:(

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« Reply #1429 on: June 14, 2012, 03:23:34 am »
Being awake when your piece of the world is asleep.  So... soooo ronery...

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« Reply #1430 on: June 14, 2012, 06:56:20 pm »
Something smells in the house and I can't pinpoint where it's coming from.
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« Reply #1431 on: June 14, 2012, 08:06:38 pm »
It's a dead body.
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« Reply #1432 on: June 14, 2012, 08:17:55 pm »
It's a cockatrice. Better hire a trained weasel to hunt it down and kill it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1433 on: June 14, 2012, 11:39:13 pm »
I'm low on chapstick. Fuuuuuuuuuuuu
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« Reply #1434 on: June 14, 2012, 11:44:43 pm »
It's a dead body.

I got rid of that weeks ago. Give me some credit, here.
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« Reply #1435 on: June 14, 2012, 11:57:47 pm »
I didn't say it was the one you killed.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1436 on: June 15, 2012, 01:33:35 am »
Look under the bed.  Dead hookers tend to show up in places like that.  You've heard of sock gnomes?  Well there are also dead hooker gnomes.

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« Reply #1437 on: June 15, 2012, 02:10:10 am »
I hate it when gnomes steal my dead hookers out of the dryer.
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« Reply #1438 on: June 15, 2012, 07:23:47 am »
When you can't sleep properly for several nights in a row.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1439 on: June 15, 2012, 01:20:49 pm »
When people try to tell me a problem with my network is MY fault when it isn't because I have tried everything to fix it but it needs to be fixed by the company.

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