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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2012, 09:02:26 pm »


"Transmettez des fichiers multimedias a partir de votre ordinateur" - Xbox 360 manual, Volume 1: Setup

English translation: "Share media files from your computer."

...Well, fuck.
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2012, 09:29:09 pm »
"Now Abraham moved on from there into the region of the Negev and lived between Kadesh and Shur. "

Da fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Something about something being in transit?


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The “he” could be referring to you in third person. So whatever happens, you will be willing.
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2012, 09:37:49 pm »


People in the Rot and Ruin

...what?

Looks like you'll be engaging in some grave-robbing.
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2012, 11:15:12 pm »


From Star Wars: Darth Plagueis
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Beyond the transparisteel viewport myriad stars hung in space.

Umm, ok???
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2012, 11:18:03 pm »


From Parrott and Olivier in America
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My father cleaned the tines of his fork with his shirtail

That's a bit esoteric


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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2012, 11:19:52 pm »


People in the Rot and Ruin

...what?

Looks like you'll be engaging in some grave-robbing.

Since this is about sex life, does this mean that ironbite is going to engage in necrophilia???

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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2012, 11:22:31 pm »


People in the Rot and Ruin

...what?

Looks like you'll be engaging in some grave-robbing.

Since this is about sex life, does this mean that ironbite is going to engage in necrophilia???

No.  It means he is going to continue to engage in necrophilia.

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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2012, 11:58:30 pm »


"Why?" asked Larka suddenly.

Um, I don't like the sound of that.
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2012, 12:01:59 am »


"Begin by placing your hands close together at the top end of the walking cane."

...that's what I get for having Deaf language books lying around. .-.;

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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2012, 02:00:31 am »


People in the Rot and Ruin

...what?

Looks like you'll be engaging in some grave-robbing.

Since this is about sex life, does this mean that ironbite is going to engage in necrophilia???

That's what I was getting at.
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2012, 10:31:06 am »
Split this off into its own thread, as it deserves it.


Picking up another book (Soldiers Live), I get this:
The monks do not sort it into good knowledge and evil, nor do they make moral judgements.
I don't think I'll ponder that one that much.
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2012, 11:11:17 am »
My wife picked up a Buddhist book at random and for some sentence about not performing steps in sequence but performing them all at once.

I got (from 'Press Conference with God');

"And it shall be this way forever."

BTW, are we supposed to only count the first complete sentence or first phrase?
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2012, 02:52:28 pm »


Okie-dokie.

*opens, turns and reads*

"Sparks flew up from a shimmering blue plane that formed in front of my outspread fingers, bullets and fragments of bullets shattering and bouncing around the room." ~ Ghost Story (hardcover) by Jim Butcher.

...

...AWESOME! I'm gonna have magic bulletproof sex!
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2012, 03:55:39 pm »
" Can the behaviour of international, economic, ecological, and technological systems be studied by similar methods (for example the methods of cybernetics)?"

That will teach me to read Clausewitz.

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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2012, 04:13:14 pm »
"The college does not provide insurance for students."

Haha.  Okay then.
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