That is a truly special kind of stupid, or at least the parts that are stupid are, the rest are just blatant lies with an obvious right wing agenda. It is articles like these that make me glad to live in a country with merely a pathetic and underfunded education system instead of the mess you American have in Louisiana.
We had a small outbreak of schools wanting to teach creationism here. A teacher stood up for science and lodged a complaint. Within a week the board of education had bitch slapped those schools back into line, which given how abysmal our board of education is, is a remarkable achievement. They might be useless and corrupt but even they believe science comes first.