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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1365 on: February 20, 2016, 04:56:57 am »
Chinese. Simply because they are the most numerous so it would at least be a reasonably fair fight and not only would it reduce overpopulation it would also cut down pollution in the aftermath.

Would you rather be a Rhino sized Hamster or a Hamster sized Rhino?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1366 on: March 23, 2016, 02:02:50 am »
Hampster sized rhino, don't have room for the other one.

If you were a serial killer, what type would you be?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_killer#Motives

Visionary (kill because you think god, demons, voices etc tell you too), Missionary (kill to rid the world of a kind of person you don't like), Lust, Thrill, profit, or Power/control?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1367 on: March 23, 2016, 02:12:11 am »
Thrill, for sure. Though I'd probably break with reality after the first few killings.

You get to pick one country in the world to rule over with an iron fist, as an absolute hereditary monarchy. Only one restriction: the country has to be less than a hundred thousand square kilometers in land area. Here's a link for easy referencing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependencies_by_area

Which do you choose?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1368 on: March 23, 2016, 02:39:03 am »
Switzerland. Easily defensible, rich and in the middle of europe. Comfortable holiday destinations all round.


If you could have any single superpower, what would it be?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1369 on: April 08, 2016, 05:36:54 pm »
If you could have any single superpower, what would it be?

A: Mongolia ca. 1280.

Q: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth in a matter of a few days.  You are part of the team dispatched to deal with it.

Due to bureaucracy, you are too late to deflect or destroy it properly
Due to physics, blowing it to shit will impart just as much damage onto the earth as just letting it hit in one piece

You can however divert its' course with the nuclear weapons your team was given, such that it can land anywhere on Earth.

Where do you aim for?

[Oh except antarctica or the most remote bits of the southern ocean because that's too easy]


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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1370 on: April 08, 2016, 06:41:11 pm »
Your house

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1371 on: April 08, 2016, 06:49:44 pm »
I want to answer "Jerusalem" to Contrarians question, but Ironbite beat me to it. So instead, I'll answer Ironbite's question: depending on how you interpret the devil, yes. Yes I have.

Here's my question: given the ability to implement one new traffic-related law in your home country, without argument, what would you write?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1372 on: April 08, 2016, 10:24:59 pm »
My new traffic law would be anyone who dares to cut me off again get's fucking tasered.


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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1373 on: April 09, 2016, 01:38:58 am »
Maybe a day and a half if minor snacks don't count and time sleeping does.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1374 on: April 09, 2016, 03:38:00 am »
Nah. Death of the author.

Legalize it?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1375 on: April 09, 2016, 04:12:39 am »
Nah. Death of the author.

Legalize it?

Legalize and regulate it. Always.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1376 on: April 09, 2016, 09:16:13 am »
Maybe if you don't think your karma will allow for a good reincarnation in your next life.

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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1377 on: April 09, 2016, 09:53:55 am »
Look at Donald Trump erotica. You'll never want to masturbate again.

Do you want to have more authority than you have now?

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« Reply #1378 on: April 09, 2016, 11:12:35 am »
Considering I'm training to be a teacher a person who has (granted a rather small) authority over a classroom I guess so.


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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1379 on: April 09, 2016, 11:26:12 am »
Judging by the quality of the last four, nope.

Why do you think we haven't detected the signs of, or been visited by aliens yet?


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