Restoring faith in humanity one child at a time.
Parenting: You're doing it right.
Well, yeah. I feel like a dipshit for bringing home some small samples of lava rock, but it was the geologist in me, no excuse I know. Anyway, my luggage was the last one to come out of the airport carousel, a hour after the last luggage was picked up. I'm pretty sure they thought the little rocks were some sort of hashish.