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Porno censorship in UK
« on: December 02, 2014, 11:54:10 am »
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

This is not a ban of all pornography, but a new law restricts the acts that can be shown in porn that is filmed in UK.

The list:
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Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of  if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

Note that showing male ejaculation is perfectly fine. I am also wondering if "non-agressive"  whipping is still ok...

The last three on the list are forbidden because of health risks (note that strangulation and breath control has caused deaths even when done in supervised circumstances and some BDSM clubs have already forbidden those but the rest of the list is weird.)

As far as I can see this list will only affect British companies since watching porn like this is still legal and making it abroad is also legal. It seems like this is just an attempt to moralize.
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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2014, 12:21:41 pm »
Honestly, this is something I'd expect from Russia.

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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2014, 12:28:07 pm »
I predict that consumption of every type of porn on that list is going to shoot up over the next few years.
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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2014, 01:59:13 pm »
Sounds like Britain's trying to cut back on BDSM or some reason. Though I don't understand why female ejaculation is forbidden. Like, at all. If this was done to "protect women", then it doesn't make any sense to include that. If not... I just can't see any reason why you'd ban that.
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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2014, 02:20:14 pm »
One blogger on Patheos (atheist section) pointed out that many of the things on that list are done more for the woman's pleasure than the guy's and drew the not-unreasonable conclusion that that was the point.
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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2014, 03:27:26 pm »
Okay I could MAYBE see the rationale behind banning strangulation, but squirting? that shit is my life-blood, man. how am I supposed to get off without it?

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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2014, 04:15:32 pm »
I can kinda see what they're trying to do, and I support that, but they're going about it in the wrong way.

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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2014, 04:16:42 pm »
Okay I could MAYBE see the rationale behind banning strangulation.

The strangling bans are definitely a good thing.

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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2014, 04:21:19 pm »
What exactly is the rationale behind these bans? People are going to still do these sex acts with or without porno.
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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2014, 04:22:40 pm »
Sounds like Britain's trying to cut back on BDSM or some reason. Though I don't understand why female ejaculation is forbidden. Like, at all. If this was done to "protect women", then it doesn't make any sense to include that. If not... I just can't see any reason why you'd ban that.

The BBFC does not actually believe in female ejaculation and considers it urination.

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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2014, 05:00:20 pm »
What exactly is the rationale behind these bans? People are going to still do these sex acts with or without porno.
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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2014, 06:28:19 pm »
Okay I could MAYBE see the rationale behind banning strangulation.

The strangling bans are definitely a good thing.

Do people actually die with any regularity in strangulation porn? Because otherwise I can't see how this is "definitely a good thing".
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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2014, 08:05:19 pm »
Okay I could MAYBE see the rationale behind banning strangulation.

The strangling bans are definitely a good thing.

Do people actually die with any regularity in strangulation porn? Because otherwise I can't see how this is "definitely a good thing".
Wait, are we talking about autoerotic asphyxiation type strangling or something else, I'm almost certainly thinking of something completely different. 
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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2014, 08:12:59 pm »
I'm pretty sure it means strangulation in general, including autoerotic asphyxiation. But autoerotic asphyxiation deaths tend to take place when the person doing it is alone, not when it's being filmed for porn (and thus people are there to help if something goes wrong).
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Re: Porno censorship in UK
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2014, 08:19:41 pm »
I'm pretty sure it means strangulation in general, including autoerotic asphyxiation. But autoerotic asphyxiation deaths tend to take place when the person doing it is alone, not when it's being filmed for porn (and thus people are there to help if something goes wrong).
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