You should have slipped in a few Cthulhu tracts (http://www.fredvanlente.com/cthulhutract/pages/)...
Considering that Jack Chick makes the KKK's position on Catholics (for one miniscule example) look reasoned and moderate*, hell yes. Someone needs do that!
It's called Seminole Wind and there are a few of them in south Georgia.
Correct. Going by the reviews (http://local.yahoo.com/info-58860880-seminole-wind-rstrntthmsvll-thomasville),
t's in Thomasville (http://travel.yahoo.com/p-travelguide-58860880R-seminole_wind_rstrntthmsvll-i?ajax=1&action=mobilereviews#r1):
"... the food itself was rather bland and flavorless. I honestly couldn't tell the difference between one part of my meal and another beyond texture.
Also, I found it somewhat disturbing to have to walk past a fixture of Jack T Chick religious tracts to enter and leave the establishment."
Sounds like our place, unless the specific rack of Chick tracts are a chain-wide phenomenon like the Insane Troll Logic Christianity is-- to the point that one location in Florida (http://Florida) closed. Of course I mention this with great pleasure-- if a Chinese restaurant in Georgia issued tracts with titles like "No Jap is Fit to Associate with Human Beings" and "Foot binding (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding) is God's Design for Women" we all know how long that would last, and yet stupidity of the same level is unthinkingly accepted enough that the restaurant has multiple locations.[/spoiler]
*KKK position:
"I'd rather be a Klansman, in robes of snowy white,
Than be a Roman Catholic, in robes as black as night.
A Klansman is American, and America is his home;
a Catholic owes allegiance to a dago Pope in Rome!"
According to conservative Catholics, the Jack Chick position can be stated as follows: after the Catholic Church created Islam, the Jesuits went on to create Mormonism, Jehovah's Witnesses, and Christian Science. They also started the Civil War, founded the KKK, and then "Jesuits worked closely with Marx, Engels, Trotsky, Lenin, and Stalin" so that "Communism would rise up as the new strong daughter of the Vatican"; they then went on to cause the Holocaust, [killing many Jehovah's Witnesses in the process]. After this, Jesuits created the New Age movement. So today the Catholic Church controls the Illuminati and the Sicilian Mafia...etc., etc. (http://www.catholic.com/documents/the-nightmare-world-of-jack-t-chick). Chick also repeats Klan accusations of "dual loyalties" commonly leveled at Italian and Mexican immigrants, most of whom were Catholic.
Chick's personal vendetta might be partially fueled by the fact that Jesuits actually did coin the term "social justice," a phrase reviled by right-wing authoritarians. One has to wonder...
They're free to take? Take them all and take them home and burn them. Keep doing that so they have to spend more to refresh the stand.
Good point. At least the smell of burning paper isn't nearly as god-awful as the insane troll logic of said tracts.
Additionally, a burning sacrifice, accompanied by select readings from the Necronomicon, just might summon the Old Ones. In which case, serves 'em right for ignoring the H. P. Lovecraft tracts Meshakkad slipped in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfpDfBaOons
awwww they don't have the "Dark Dungeons" one? That's the bestest one!
Definitely. While the "Catholic Church is responsible for Communism, Islam, Jehovah's Witnesses, and the Sicilian Mafia" stuff is pretty fundie in terms of batshit insanity, the tracts that argue along the lines of "No Black T-shirts, Long Hair, Metal, D&D, etc.-- otherwise you will get sodomized by Satan (http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=95026)" all have visceral punch in terms of ability to annoy.
Case in point. (http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=95165&Page=1)