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Offline Tolpuddle Martyr

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Thank you Cracked!
« on: July 21, 2012, 10:09:32 am »
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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2012, 05:54:03 pm »
I knew the Jesus with the Constitution would be in there.

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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2012, 06:31:57 pm »
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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2012, 02:48:24 am »
I have to agree with Cracked: Having an entire line of "boxing Jesus" paintings BUT not having Jesus actually FIGHT in any of them is a pretty stupid decision. I would buy an painting of Jesus fighting someone in a boxing match. (Preferably bareknuckled boxing. Also Jesus should have handlebar mustache because why not?)

Quote from: Iosa the Invincible on July 21, 2012, 06:31:57 pm
Quote from: zupper on July 21, 2012, 05:54:03 pm
I knew the Jesus with the Constitution would be in there.

Here's the same painting on a parody site with humurous character descriptions.

Ok, that was funny.
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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2012, 06:36:19 pm »
Oh! A painting of Jesus punching out Cthulhu would be totally sweet.
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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2012, 10:22:26 pm »
Quote from: zupper on July 22, 2012, 06:36:19 pm
Oh! A painting of Jesus punching out Cthulhu would be totally sweet.

No better Jesus punching Cthulhu riding a motorcycle
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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2012, 10:47:19 pm »
Quote from: Willis on July 22, 2012, 10:22:26 pm
Quote from: zupper on July 22, 2012, 06:36:19 pm
Oh! A painting of Jesus punching out Cthulhu would be totally sweet.

No better Jesus punching Cthulhu riding a motorcycle

While playing a children's card game.
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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2012, 11:35:03 pm »
Quote from: Zachski on July 22, 2012, 10:47:19 pm
Quote from: Willis on July 22, 2012, 10:22:26 pm
Quote from: zupper on July 22, 2012, 06:36:19 pm
Oh! A painting of Jesus punching out Cthulhu would be totally sweet.

No better Jesus punching Cthulhu riding a motorcycle

While playing a children's card game.

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That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2012, 11:46:25 pm »
Quote from: Iosa the Invincible on July 21, 2012, 06:31:57 pm
Quote from: zupper on July 21, 2012, 05:54:03 pm
I knew the Jesus with the Constitution would be in there.

Here's the same painting on a parody site with humurous character descriptions.

I love this person who ever did this, and that's just for the Palpatine crack alone.
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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2012, 12:10:57 am »
On the topic of Christboxing (coming to ESPN this fall!), I'd pay for a Jesus Vs. Teddy Roosevelt.
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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2012, 12:39:18 am »
Quote from: Zachski on July 22, 2012, 10:47:19 pm
Quote from: Willis on July 22, 2012, 10:22:26 pm
Quote from: zupper on July 22, 2012, 06:36:19 pm
Oh! A painting of Jesus punching out Cthulhu would be totally sweet.

No better Jesus punching Cthulhu riding a motorcycle

While playing a children's card game.
Card games on motorcycles?
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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2012, 01:07:57 am »
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on July 23, 2012, 12:39:18 am
Quote from: Zachski on July 22, 2012, 10:47:19 pm
Quote from: Willis on July 22, 2012, 10:22:26 pm
Quote from: zupper on July 22, 2012, 06:36:19 pm
Oh! A painting of Jesus punching out Cthulhu would be totally sweet.

No better Jesus punching Cthulhu riding a motorcycle

While playing a children's card game.
Card games on motorcycles?
One of the recent Yu-Gi-Oh series did this. It's like watching Tron and a poorly designed card game.
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Quote from: TheL on February 27, 2012, 03:10:27 pm
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2012, 02:32:27 am »
Quote from: Her3tiK on July 23, 2012, 01:07:57 am
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on July 23, 2012, 12:39:18 am
Quote from: Zachski on July 22, 2012, 10:47:19 pm
Quote from: Willis on July 22, 2012, 10:22:26 pm
Quote from: zupper on July 22, 2012, 06:36:19 pm
Oh! A painting of Jesus punching out Cthulhu would be totally sweet.

No better Jesus punching Cthulhu riding a motorcycle

While playing a children's card game.
Card games on motorcycles?
One of the recent Yu-Gi-Oh series did this. It's like watching Tron and a poorly designed card game.
I, er, I know. I was referencing the abridged series. "Card games on motorcycles? That's just stupid!" *clip of just that*
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The logical response to getting that tingle in his dingle is turning into an asshat, of course.

Les ananas ne parlent pas!

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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2012, 02:39:39 am »
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on July 23, 2012, 02:32:27 am
Quote from: Her3tiK on July 23, 2012, 01:07:57 am
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on July 23, 2012, 12:39:18 am
Quote from: Zachski on July 22, 2012, 10:47:19 pm
Quote from: Willis on July 22, 2012, 10:22:26 pm
Quote from: zupper on July 22, 2012, 06:36:19 pm
Oh! A painting of Jesus punching out Cthulhu would be totally sweet.

No better Jesus punching Cthulhu riding a motorcycle

While playing a children's card game.
Card games on motorcycles?
One of the recent Yu-Gi-Oh series did this. It's like watching Tron and a poorly designed card game.
I, er, I know. I was referencing the abridged series. "Card games on motorcycles? That's just stupid!" *clip of just that*
My bad, dude. Hahahaha
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Quote from: TheL on February 27, 2012, 03:10:27 pm
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

Quote from: Art Vandelay on June 23, 2013, 01:32:54 am
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Thank you Cracked!
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2012, 08:06:43 am »
Quote from: Her3tiK on July 23, 2012, 02:39:39 am
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on July 23, 2012, 02:32:27 am
Quote from: Her3tiK on July 23, 2012, 01:07:57 am
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on July 23, 2012, 12:39:18 am
Quote from: Zachski on July 22, 2012, 10:47:19 pm
Quote from: Willis on July 22, 2012, 10:22:26 pm
Quote from: zupper on July 22, 2012, 06:36:19 pm
Oh! A painting of Jesus punching out Cthulhu would be totally sweet.

No better Jesus punching Cthulhu riding a motorcycle

While playing a children's card game.
Card games on motorcycles?
One of the recent Yu-Gi-Oh series did this. It's like watching Tron and a poorly designed card game.
I, er, I know. I was referencing the abridged series. "Card games on motorcycles? That's just stupid!" *clip of just that*
My bad, dude. Hahahaha
And yet it's probably the best of the Yu-gi-oh series (yes I watched it all) due to not having any overly major stupid or badly written arcs.
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