Haha. Oh geez. I like how much Alex brings up pedophilia. Is he hiding something? It's like the gay haters that rabidly protest against homosexuality that turn out to be gay.
I don't think Sheezow has anything to do with pedophilia (Well, other than the inevitable rule 34 he'll spawn, but that's not officially related to the show and happens with pretty much every cartoon.), and I can't help but wonder if Alex is having sexual urges that are making him uncomfortable and making him like, rant like hell about how.
I could be totally wrong, but how many times he says the word "pedophile" in a few minute span does make you wonder.