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Re: Dolphins take a puff
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2013, 10:38:30 am »
Drunk elephants are one of the funniest things to grace the world.
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
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Re: Dolphins take a puff
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2013, 08:59:27 pm »
This is very interesting to know, that is, that we aren't the only species on this planet that seek to get high. I also loved this rather sarcastic comment:

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The prohibition of puffer fish does not work. All it does is hand the trade of puffer fish to criminal dolphin gangs who use the money to finance other forms of crime e.g. fish stealing. The sale of puffer fish should be decriminalised and the taxes should be used to benefit all dolphins. There's no evidence to suggest that decriminalisation will lead to increased puffer fish usage and studies have shown it to be much less harmful than other dolphin drugs. Oceans where they've already been decriminalised have lower rates of usage than ones where it's still illegal.
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Re: Dolphins take a puff
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2014, 02:26:53 am »
Drunk elephants are one of the funniest things to grace the world.
They stop being funny when they are drunkenly rampaging through your town.
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Re: Dolphins take a puff
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2014, 02:43:21 am »
Drunk elephants are one of the funniest things to grace the world.
They stop being funny when they are drunkenly rampaging through your town.
Though ironically, they become extra-funny when they're drunkenly rampaging through someone else's town.

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Re: Dolphins take a puff
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2014, 02:49:14 am »
Puffer, puffer, pass!

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Re: Dolphins take a puff
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2014, 03:15:43 am »
Drunk elephants are one of the funniest things to grace the world.
They stop being funny when they are drunkenly rampaging through your town.
Though ironically, they become extra-funny when they're drunkenly rampaging through someone else's town.
But they're just kinda sad when suffering from hangover. Try to find headache pills enough to help an elephant...
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Re: Dolphins take a puff
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2014, 03:15:37 am »
Oh my god, you guys, Pufferfish is NOT a drug! It's, like, completely natural, and The Man just wants to keep us in jail and afraid! OPEN YOUR MINDS SHEEPLE
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