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Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« on: February 02, 2012, 05:06:16 pm »
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2012/feb/01/glacier-thief-arrested-ice-cubes

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Climate change sceptics have acquired a new explanation for why glaciers are retreating: it's not global warming, it's theft.

Police in Chile have arrested a man on suspicion of stealing five tonnes of ice from the Jorge Montt glacier in the Patagonia region to sell as designer ice cubes in bars and restaurants.

Local media reported that last Friday police intercepted a refrigerated truck with an estimated £3,900 worth of illicit ice allegedly bound for whiskies, rums and cocktails in the capital Santiago.

Authorities have accused the driver of theft and are considering adding violation of national monuments to the charge sheet.

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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2012, 08:27:08 pm »
Wat.
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2012, 08:39:54 pm »
I'm guessing the thief's assets were frozen.

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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2012, 08:43:56 pm »
I'm guessing the thief's assets were frozen.
That's cold, man.

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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2012, 08:48:05 pm »
I'm guessing the thief's assets were frozen.
That's cold, man.

I wonder if the Police yelled FREEZE

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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2012, 08:51:49 pm »
*walks in with his hands raised in the air*

People, people, please.  Enough with all this drama!  Let's all just chill out here!

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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2012, 09:00:22 pm »
*motions at Rat* Youse wants we should ice 'im?

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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2012, 09:09:43 pm »
Icy what you did there.
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2012, 09:11:46 pm »
Dear person who wrote that article: This has fuck-all to do with global warming sceptics. Dedicating the first and last of that article's six paragraphs to the subject is either a terribly lame attempt at humour, for which you should be embarrassed, or you simply having nothing interesting to say about glaciers that doesn't involve the climate change controversy, for which you should also be embarrassed. What I'm trying to get across here is: SHAME. You should experience it.


On topic... Wait, no, sorry, I have nothing to say that is on topic. I'm just annoyed at Rory Carroll, Latin America correspondent for The Guardian, and his possible lack of shame for shoehorning controversial topics into a barely related article on some weird guy who steals ice for what are probably not very good reasons.

Also, 5,200kg of ice have a volume of around 5800 litres. That would fit in a cube with a side of 1.8m (six feet, for you non-metric devils). The glacier retreats half a mile a year. How many of those cubes can you fit into half a mile of glacier, hm? I'm guessing lots. I'm not about to compliment the collective intellect of climate change deniers, but even they would be ashamed to use that argument. Well, those of them that know how to work a calculator. Probably.

Yeah, still nothing on topic to say.
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2012, 09:12:45 pm »
Do you guys really think all these puns make you look cool?
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2012, 09:23:23 pm »
Yeah, that flurry of puns really snowballed on us.
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2012, 09:34:51 pm »
This is getting old, I guess I am not Inuit anymore. 

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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2012, 09:40:24 pm »
I'm gonna resist the temptation to make a pun about ice and just say that I'm disappointed in humanity now that I know that "designer ice cubes" are a thing.


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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2012, 09:43:22 pm »
C'mon, Random, don't be such a frigid bitch.

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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2012, 09:44:08 pm »
I'm afraid I'll have a chilly reception here. The idea that ice cubes are the reason for a receding glacier is just... skating on thin ice.

Water we gonna do with these guys?

Icy what they're tryin' to do here tho.

It's also funny it happened in Chile. Though I'm pretty sure glacier cubes aren't any cooler than regular cubes.

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