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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2012, 04:26:05 pm »
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Plans unveiled for movie of Barack Obama's life.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2012, 08:19:44 pm »
Jihadist Terrorists Destroy Lab With Help Of Unwitting Liberals

Michelle Bachmann Resigns
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2012, 12:02:22 am »
Liberal Heat Burns Out Conservative Star

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2012, 12:58:58 am »
Is Fear of Islamocommunist Terrorism Destroying Our Countries?

Jenny McCarthy Speaks Out Against Vaccines
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2012, 02:49:45 am »
Medical Muckraker Forced By Big Pharma To Recant

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2012, 03:29:19 am »
Liberals to blame for deaths of thousands of people

Sony announces bankruptcy
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2012, 03:38:56 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2012, 09:37:34 am »
Emasculating Cartoon Takes Aim at Larger Audience

Second Coming occurs. First thing Jesus does is set up a Dungeons & Dragons play group.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2012, 09:45:23 pm »
Second Coming Of Jesus: Real or Fake?

The Rolling Stones announces a tour around the Middle East
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2012, 09:56:48 pm »
Left-Wing Extremists Meet With Their Islamist Jihadist Allies

Anonymous protests Scientology.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2012, 10:57:10 pm »
Domestic terrorist group attack religious group with the support of liberals

Conservapedia founder Andrew Schlafly found dead in his house
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2012, 10:59:38 pm »
Stalwart Defender of Conservative American Values Dies a Hero

Scientists shoot a radioactive rabbit found outside the boundaries of the Manhattan Project grounds.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2012, 11:13:20 pm »
Evolutionists found guilty of inexcusable crime against animals

Anders Behring Brievik sentenced to capital punishment
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2012, 11:25:53 pm »
Proof that Liberal Europe supports Islam and hates Christians

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2012, 11:48:56 pm »
Immoral scientists conducts covert experiments on innocent wildlife

David Bowie to perform in Jakarta, Indonesia
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