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Community => Entertainment and Television => Topic started by: niam2023 on April 30, 2017, 11:19:45 pm

Title: Fyre Festival "Bonanza"
Post by: niam2023 on April 30, 2017, 11:19:45 pm
So, I figure we should make a thread devoted to the unending stream of schadenfreude entertainment coming out of the Fyre Festival, created by Ja Rule who has done this kind of thing before is a noted nineties / early 2000s vocal artist.

So, it deserves to be mentioned that the reactions of the attendees, by and large the children of the rich and famous, to the exquisite charms of Fyre Festival.

I believe the relevant questions are;

1) Who Gets The Conch Shell After Ralph?

2) Should we care enough to try and do something?

3) Should Donald Trump hire Ja Rule as head of festivals?
Title: Re: Fyre Festival "Bonanza"
Post by: ironbite on May 01, 2017, 05:11:45 pm
They're being sued for $100 million due to Breach of Contract.

Ironbite-Dashcon has been replaced.
Title: Re: Fyre Festival "Bonanza"
Post by: niam2023 on May 01, 2017, 05:20:28 pm
Dashcon: Who...are you?

Fyre Festival: I am you, but stronger.
Title: Re: Fyre Festival "Bonanza"
Post by: Art Vandelay on May 03, 2017, 09:55:33 am
Well, Ja Rule may be a shit singer, but he's apparently an even worse event organiser. The guy is somehow wildly successful despite being terrible at everything he does.
Title: Re: Fyre Festival "Bonanza"
Post by: RavynousHunter on May 03, 2017, 10:45:49 am
I remember when he was relevant...aah, the old days.
Title: Re: Fyre Festival "Bonanza"
Post by: niam2023 on May 03, 2017, 05:08:08 pm
Well, Ja Rule may be a shit singer, but he's apparently an even worse event organiser. The guy is somehow wildly successful despite being terrible at everything he does.

...that sounds disturbingly familiar. Very disturbingly familiar.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the future President of the United States...?

I am just gonna applaud for how miserable he managed to make a bunch of entitled trustfund brats. Yeah Bradley Edgerton IV, I think you deserved that tent and moldy food.
Title: Re: Fyre Festival "Bonanza"
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on May 03, 2017, 05:25:02 pm
Hey he gave those rich folks brand new experiences for them, give him credit.

Namely hunger, discomfort and desperation but still...