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Kidnapped for Christ
« on: March 03, 2012, 08:44:44 pm »
Because nothing says God's love like emotional abuse:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR77tWVxKc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR77tWVxKc</a>
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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2012, 09:33:52 pm »
But it's okay if it's for Jesus, right?  ::)


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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2012, 10:09:51 pm »
Okay, that's it, I'm going into fucking dragon rant mode.  Be prepared for the all caps.

WHAT THE FUCK.  NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK.

THESE INSUFFERABLE ARROGANT INSIGNIFICANT PEONS!  HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING!  HOW DARE YOU!

YOU FUCKING DNA DONORS WHO HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY "I DON'T LIKE THIS PART OF YOU, SO I'M SENDING YOU TO BOOT CAMP, AND YOU ARE BEING PHYSICALLY FORCED INTO THIS."  MAY YOU BE STRIPPED OF ALL REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS AND THEN LOCKED IN THE DANKEST CELL TO ROT FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!  YOU DO NOT DO THIS TO YOUR OFFSPRING, IT IS A BLASPHEMY AGAINST BASIC HUMAN DECENCY!

YOU FUCKING CAMP RUNNERS WHO SEE NO PROBLEM WITH PHYSICALLY FORCING OTHER HUMAN BEINGS, ESPECIALLY MINORS INTO YOUR CAMP, MAY YOUR BONES BE BROKEN INTO SHARDS AND USED TO NAIL YOU TO THE VERY GROUND YOU STAND ON, AND MAY ALL IGNORE YOUR PLEAS OF HELP!  MAY YOUR CORPSES STAND AS A TESTAMENT TO THE SO-CALLED "TOUGH LOVE" THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE SHOWING TO THESE PEOPLE, YOU INSUFFERABLE GOD-COMPLEXED DIRT!

YOU MOVE TO OTHER COUNTRIES BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT WHAT YOU DO IS WRONG AND ILLEGAL, BUT BECAUSE PEOPLE CLAIMED THAT YOUR GOD CLAIMED THAT YOU SHOULD DO THIS, YOU DO IT.  YOU DO NOT HAVE RESPECT FOR OTHER HUMAN BEINGS.  YOU ARE ARROGANT AND MAY YOU BE CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF YOUR OWN EGO.

DRAGONFIRE TAKE ALL OF YOU PEONS!


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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2012, 10:13:20 pm »
Its like the Jesus camp movie, only a sequel! Jesus Camp 2: Offshore Buagloo!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Camp
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jesus_camp/


For more info on WTF is going in these torture camps:

Movie website: http://www.kidnappedforchrist.com/

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR77tWVxKc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR77tWVxKc</a>

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http://wiki.fornits.com/index.php?title=Escuela_Caribe
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Why the fucking fuck did the department of tourism take down warnings about it?!?!?
http://web.archive.org/web/20110311103515/http://travel.state.gov/travel/tips/brochures/brochures_1220.html

Why the fucking fuck was this not closed down in 2006?!?!?
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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2012, 10:42:43 pm »
I've heard of this place before. It's worse than the "straight camp" whose rules are quotes on the main page top 100 (Link). Like I felt with that one my response is that I wish we could bust through the gates in a tank and liberate these people from these horrors. I would also love to find the wastes of flesh running this place and nail them to the walls and let anyone that wants to take turns torturing them.
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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2012, 11:33:21 pm »
But hey, it's ok if it's for Jesus.

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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2012, 11:51:29 pm »
There are no words to describe the rage I feel at this moment in time.


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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2012, 11:55:42 pm »
Hmm...I think I can see a nice-sized division of US Army going in to liberate these kids who were abducted and forced into a foreign country.  If these people were Muslims, we'd be calling them terrorists and storming the whole country.
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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2012, 12:16:46 am »
RavynousHunter: I agree. The fact they do all those things? Yeah, and even better, let the World Court handle it as a crime against humanity. Isn't that what it is? Hell, let's RICO their asses.


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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2012, 12:43:46 am »
Excuse me while i plot their destruction..  (Wants to also find these people responsible for these camps and make them pay)  *twitch twitch*

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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2012, 01:02:14 am »
Let's sic Dexter on their asses
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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2012, 02:10:49 am »
Am I the only one who wants to start a Mercenary group Private Security Contractor Service with the sole goal of locating each one of these camps, breaking out every kid there and razing the whole place to the ground before sending the camp workers off to a Blacksite undisclosed location?

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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2012, 02:17:46 am »
I almost wish we could secretly rescue the kids in the middle of the night, then just bomb the place from orbit and be done with it.  Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2012, 02:19:17 am »
Oh Jesus Christ, more child torture camps? I remember the thread we had on the old boards about a bunch of these. How fucking many are there?

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Re: Kidnapped for Christ
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2012, 02:31:34 am »
It is not a Godwin to call these places forced labor camps.
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