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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1365 on: June 05, 2012, 11:25:32 pm »
My Chinese teacher. She is a horrible communicator, but always blames her mistakes on her students. Once she sprang a test on us even though she gave us absolutely no notification beforehand. The entire class called her out on this, and she just dismissed our objections and said that the entire class must have not been listening because we're bad students and we're secretly racists who hate her and want to make her miserable.
If it was early enough, I'd drop the course right then and there. Fuck that shit.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1366 on: June 05, 2012, 11:29:11 pm »
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Obscure reference out of left field.  Those are annoying. ;)

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« Reply #1367 on: June 05, 2012, 11:52:09 pm »
When I go to inhale deeply to hold my breath so I can get rid of my hiccups, and I hiccup during that inhalation. So much rage.
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« Reply #1368 on: June 06, 2012, 12:40:12 am »
When I go to inhale deeply to hold my breath so I can get rid of my hiccups, and I hiccup during that inhalation. So much rage.

Best cure I know of for the hiccups is to eat a spoonful of sugar and swallow it as fast as you can without letting it linger in your mouth. That always worked for me.

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« Reply #1369 on: June 06, 2012, 12:43:14 am »
When I go to inhale deeply to hold my breath so I can get rid of my hiccups, and I hiccup during that inhalation. So much rage.

Best cure I know of for the hiccups is to eat a spoonful of sugar and swallow it as fast as you can without letting it linger in your mouth. That always worked for me.

That sounds super icky.
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« Reply #1370 on: June 06, 2012, 12:46:32 am »
When I go to inhale deeply to hold my breath so I can get rid of my hiccups, and I hiccup during that inhalation. So much rage.

Best cure I know of for the hiccups is to eat a spoonful of sugar and swallow it as fast as you can without letting it linger in your mouth. That always worked for me.

That sounds super icky.

I know it sounds silly but it has been foolproof for me since I learned about it in fourth grade (so since 13-14 years ago).

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1371 on: June 06, 2012, 12:51:57 am »
You can also try pinching the bridge of your nose.  There's a nerve there that's supposed to be sympathetic to the vagus nerve which I believe is the one that gets all jumpy when you get hiccups.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1372 on: June 06, 2012, 01:01:40 am »
Feeling like shit, because I still live with my mom, and the negative stereotypes that go along with adult children still living at home.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1373 on: June 06, 2012, 03:21:38 am »
Why is it sour cream around here that isn't "lite" only comes in those mini milk cartons? Whichever genius decided that, despite the greatly increased viscosity of sour cream relative to milk, this particular storage medium is a good idea should shot.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1374 on: June 06, 2012, 04:47:25 pm »
Must be some kooky Aussie thing because here, lite sour cream comes in sour cream tubs.

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« Reply #1375 on: June 06, 2012, 05:04:57 pm »
Must be some kooky Aussie thing because here, lite sour cream comes in sour cream tubs.
That's the point. It's the normal stuff that comes in those stupid cartons. I don't care if it makes me a fatty boombah, I refuse to buy "lite" anything.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1376 on: June 06, 2012, 05:15:36 pm »
"Lite" on fat, "lite" on calories, "lite" on taste.
Sour cream here that I've seen comes in tubs both lite and regular.

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« Reply #1377 on: June 06, 2012, 05:36:41 pm »
It's just that one supermarket that seems to only sell normal sour cream in cartons. Funnily enough, it's also the only grocery store within walking distance of my house, so I'm bloody well stuck with the bastards.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1378 on: June 06, 2012, 05:42:14 pm »
When I go to inhale deeply to hold my breath so I can get rid of my hiccups, and I hiccup during that inhalation. So much rage.

Best cure I know of for the hiccups is to eat a spoonful of sugar and swallow it as fast as you can without letting it linger in your mouth. That always worked for me.

Holding my breath while sipping water usually does the trick, unless it's an aggressive case.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1379 on: June 06, 2012, 06:04:38 pm »
I like sour cream that comes in those itty little kinda carton kinda bag things that you get from like Wendy's and stuff.

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