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Offline DiscoBerry

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Prometheus Movie Reveals Secret Illuminati Plan
« on: April 06, 2012, 04:17:34 pm »
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Re: Prometheus Movie Reveals Secret Illuminati Plan
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 06:23:17 pm »
Too Crazy, Didn't Watch
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Re: Prometheus Movie Reveals Secret Illuminati Plan
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 06:26:59 pm »
Fucking hell, I couldn't make it through the 2 minute mark before attempting to stab myself with a pen. As always, comments section a laugh.
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Re: Prometheus Movie Reveals Secret Illuminati Plan
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2012, 01:13:44 pm »
OK someone sum up this insanity.
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Re: Prometheus Movie Reveals Secret Illuminati Plan
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2012, 07:33:08 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on April 07, 2012, 01:13:44 pm
OK someone sum up this insanity.

>Prometheus reveals deepest secrets of "Illuminati mystery religion"
>Blargle
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>Something about aliens seeding life on Earth
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Re: Prometheus Movie Reveals Secret Illuminati Plan
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2012, 10:17:51 pm »

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Re: Prometheus Movie Reveals Secret Illuminati Plan
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2012, 10:43:33 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on April 07, 2012, 01:13:44 pm
OK someone sum up this insanity.

It's past time for Alex Jones to take his meds.
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Re: Prometheus Movie Reveals Secret Illuminati Plan
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2012, 09:24:54 am »
Bah, that's just silly talk. Everyone knows the True(TM) Illuminati plans were well-explained in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4: The Next Generation.
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Re: Prometheus Movie Reveals Secret Illuminati Plan
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2012, 11:41:12 am »
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