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My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« on: January 12, 2012, 12:19:03 pm »
I was wondering: how are the Fundamentalists taking this whole MLP:FiM craze? Are they condemning it as witchcraft as usual, or have they somehow gained a few nerve cells?

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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 01:59:02 pm »
I'm afraid to find out.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 09:05:29 pm »
They haven't discovered it yet it'd seem.

There's a lot they could whinge about:

- The Princesses who are pretty much gods in that universe
- The whole magic thing of course
- I could potentially see some really crazy fundie go after "Pinkie Sense" as being akin to "psychic", and therefore of the devil
- No Christmas in Equestria! Pagans!!!!111 War on Christmas etc.
- No Easter Either (see above)
- No jesus, therefore of the devil

And probably eleventy billion other things I think are completely inconsequential but to a fundie indicate that MLP:FiM is a secret encoded message delivered by Satan to deceive mankind.

Now I have to take a break from this thread. Thinking like a fundie for even a few minutes hurts my brain and probably killed a few brain cells.

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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 10:17:44 pm »
There's some video of some obscure Christian lady talking about it.  I'm too lazy to go find it, but you can likely find it on YouTube.
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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2012, 12:41:03 am »
From http://www.cuttingedge.org/ce1021.html:

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Everyone loves horses, but these are not your everyday horses. These horses can levitate, or fly through the air. Most people do not realize when they see someone or something flying through the air that this phenomenon is pure Satanism. Further, many of these horses are Unicorns. In fact, this TV cartoon so popularized Unicorns that we see them today in jewelry, clothing, paintings, and figurines. Many Christian families even own Unicorn representations in their homes. Do you realize the Unicorn has been occultic for thousands of years, and is represented in current New Age literature as being representative of the violent way in which the New World Order will be finally brought into existence? Occultic folklore has traditionally pictured the Unicorn as the destroyer of the old system, a necessary prerequisite for the New System to be established.

Did you know God utilized a Unicorn-type animal in His prophecy in Daniel 8:4-5, in depicting the final days' Anti-Christ? Do not be deceived: the Unicorn is not the sweet, gentle, and loving animal which is portrayed. Your children are being manipulated into believing a lie, and setting them up to accept the Anti-Christ when he arises.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFWtK2AoPk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFWtK2AoPk</a>
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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 01:30:45 am »
From http://www.cuttingedge.org/ce1021.html:

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My Little Pony
Everyone loves horses, but these are not your everyday horses. These horses can levitate, or fly through the air. Most people do not realize when they see someone or something flying through the air that this phenomenon is pure Satanism. Further, many of these horses are Unicorns. In fact, this TV cartoon so popularized Unicorns that we see them today in jewelry, clothing, paintings, and figurines. Many Christian families even own Unicorn representations in their homes. Do you realize the Unicorn has been occultic for thousands of years, and is represented in current New Age literature as being representative of the violent way in which the New World Order will be finally brought into existence? Occultic folklore has traditionally pictured the Unicorn as the destroyer of the old system, a necessary prerequisite for the New System to be established.

Did you know God utilized a Unicorn-type animal in His prophecy in Daniel 8:4-5, in depicting the final days' Anti-Christ? Do not be deceived: the Unicorn is not the sweet, gentle, and loving animal which is portrayed. Your children are being manipulated into believing a lie, and setting them up to accept the Anti-Christ when he arises.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFWtK2AoPk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFWtK2AoPk</a>

That's the video, alright.

I will never understand the kind of reasoning that they use, no matter how hard I try.  I just cannot wrap my brain around this kind of thinking, especially this NWO crap.  As far as I'm concerned, the NWO was/is part of some wrestling group or some shit, and was part of some interesting games.  I so remember playing WCW vs. NWO on the N64, especially with my dad. <3
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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2012, 02:49:21 am »
All I can think is that Celestia, Luna and Twilight would all give these idiots the 'You're kidding.  You're kidding, right?' line, in unison, then Twi would bust out the charts and graphs to prove EXACTLY how they're wrong.  With Luna using Canterlock to keep them awake and paying attention.
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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2012, 06:00:10 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFWtK2AoPk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFWtK2AoPk</a>

It's nice to see at least some shows depict faith healing appropriately (Captain Picard).

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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2012, 06:11:01 am »
I read this as Friendship is Horsey at first which makes much more sense than that video above.

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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2012, 08:45:49 pm »
I'm surprised that they haven't gone after Game of Thrones yet. I mean, it's practically custom-made for them to hate:
- Rampant sex and nudity
- Gay sex
- Incest
- Uncensored violence
- Multiple non-Christian religions, including the obviously pagan religion of the old gods
- Use of dark magic
- Dragons (often seen as demonic by some fundies)
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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2012, 08:58:30 pm »
...the FUCK is with all the sexual undertones in that video?

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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2012, 08:59:26 pm »
I'm surprised that they haven't gone after Game of Thrones yet. I mean, it's practically custom-made for them to hate:
- Rampant sex and nudity
- Gay sex
- Incest
- Uncensored violence
- Multiple non-Christian religions, including the obviously pagan religion of the old gods
- Use of dark magic
- Dragons (often seen as demonic by some fundies)

Spike is demonic now?
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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2012, 08:59:32 pm »
I'm surprised that they haven't gone after Game of Thrones yet. I mean, it's practically custom-made for them to hate:
- Rampant sex and nudity
- Gay sex
- Incest
- Uncensored violence
- Multiple non-Christian religions, including the obviously pagan religion of the old gods
- Use of dark magic
- Dragons (often seen as demonic by some fundies)

They've gone after other similar shows. I'm sure they have gone after GoT but we just haven't heard about it yet.

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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2012, 09:04:03 pm »
From http://www.cuttingedge.org/ce1021.html:

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Everyone loves horses, but these are not your everyday horses. These horses can levitate, or fly through the air. Most people do not realize when they see someone or something flying through the air that this phenomenon is pure Satanism. Further, many of these horses are Unicorns. In fact, this TV cartoon so popularized Unicorns that we see them today in jewelry, clothing, paintings, and figurines. Many Christian families even own Unicorn representations in their homes. Do you realize the Unicorn has been occultic for thousands of years, and is represented in current New Age literature as being representative of the violent way in which the New World Order will be finally brought into existence? Occultic folklore has traditionally pictured the Unicorn as the destroyer of the old system, a necessary prerequisite for the New System to be established.

Did you know God utilized a Unicorn-type animal in His prophecy in Daniel 8:4-5, in depicting the final days' Anti-Christ? Do not be deceived: the Unicorn is not the sweet, gentle, and loving animal which is portrayed. Your children are being manipulated into believing a lie, and setting them up to accept the Anti-Christ when he arises.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFWtK2AoPk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFWtK2AoPk</a>
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Re: My Little Fundy: Friendship is HERESY!
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2012, 09:16:19 pm »
I'm surprised that they haven't gone after Game of Thrones yet. I mean, it's practically custom-made for them to hate:
- Rampant sex and nudity
- Gay sex
- Incest
- Uncensored violence
- Multiple non-Christian religions, including the obviously pagan religion of the old gods
- Use of dark magic
- Dragons (often seen as demonic by some fundies)
Most of the "Fantasy is of the Devil!" shit goes for the "They're trying to indoctrinate our children into Satanism/the occult/etc" appeal. Game of Thrones isn't aimed at children, so it can't really get them frothing at the mouth nearly as much as, say, Harry Potter. Or, in this case, My Little Pony.
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