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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2012, 05:12:30 am »
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2012, 12:03:44 pm »
Vene: I've said in the past that Lithp will either be a great biologist or a terrible one
Vene: I'm leaning more and more towards terrible
Mira: haha
Vene: Great would only be because of him bumbling about and his confusion leading to him discovering something awesome
Vene: The kind of thing where somebody makes a discovery because he didn't realize the method he was using was believed to be impossible
Mira: I could totally see it
Vene: 'You can't use x to find y'. 'But I just used x a week ago!' *important paper gets published*
Vene: And then Lithp goes to a conference, gives a speech, and Lithps it up
I’ve grown overfed, unconcerned and comfortably numb
Kept busy indulging in the pleasures of the wealthy
Oh, someone make me afraid of what I’ve become!

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2012, 10:47:31 pm »
Fuck yo' cat, my speech would be fucking fantastic.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm »
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2012, 11:01:13 pm »
And they need to film it so we can all watch it on youporn.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2012, 12:14:40 am »
And this is why slash...is...WRONG!

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2012, 12:19:58 am »
No, this is why real person fics are wrong. Slash on the other hand... Slash is like Oxygen. Slash lifts us up where we belong. All you need is slash! (No, I don't have Moulin Rouge on in the back. Whatever gave you that idea?)

Though is this really real person? I'm sort of hoping Lithp is a character he's immersed himself in. Or a small facet of himself and we're missing the shine of the whole diamond because all we see is the tiny section.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2012, 12:23:03 am »
I hope Lithp is the Borg
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2012, 12:24:06 am »
The worst Borg ever since Hugh.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2012, 12:29:30 pm »
Rethithtance ith futile.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2012, 02:21:46 pm »
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Or a small facet of himself and we're missing the shine of the whole diamond because all we see is the tiny section.

What the fuck is this hellcrap?

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Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

How about I do my best to forget this sentence ever happened?
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2012, 02:26:14 pm »
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Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

How about I do my best to forget this sentence ever happened?
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2012, 02:37:14 pm »
What has been seen...
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2012, 03:58:14 pm »
Xat doesn't allow copy/paste and this was too long to type out, so I did a series of screen grabs. As a set up, we had been talking about Vore and somehow it led into:



Which just made me want to subject someone to it...
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2012, 05:14:25 pm »
I've been subjected, & I don't like it.

I've stated categorically that I'd eat cat.