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Offline Hoplite

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Another fun Rapture website
« on: December 07, 2013, 08:21:09 pm »
Oh noes. Mesdames et messieurs, bienvenue au cirque des dingues.  :D

http://www.raptureready.com/

Apologies if this has already been posted before.
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2013, 09:29:35 pm »
Man, I'd hate to be Saint Peter if there were that many Shadow People rushing the Pearly Gates.
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2013, 10:04:37 pm »
I'd be less surprised if when they get up there, it's actually Thor...with his hammer...and he's pissed.
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2013, 03:20:19 am »
.....posted before.  Uh....

Ironbite-we've been making fun of these morons for years.
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2013, 03:21:22 am »
Since before I joined FSTDT, I think.

That was a long time ago...
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2013, 03:57:54 am »
We're quite familiar with RR, but hey... any chance to point and laugh... *shrugs*.

I always thought those graphics of ghostly figures rising from empty clothes and graves looked creepy as hell.
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2013, 05:20:31 am »
Just curious, if a person's body was cremated, disintregrated, etc. to the point of no body being left behind, where does the soul rise from?
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2013, 05:48:16 am »
^I asked this question at RR once.  They said that God could put back together anything, so cremation, decay, whatever, wasn't a problem.
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2013, 06:34:52 am »
Rapture ready is basically our staple for fundie christians
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2013, 07:06:17 am »
Man, times sure have changed. A few years back, there would always be at least a couple of active threads going about that place. Nowadays, someone with almost 500 posts can find it and think its existence is news to everyone here.
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2013, 07:58:08 am »
Eh, you know how it is.  I mean... it's mostly old hat, really.  All the things that can be fundied so far have been fundied by them.  They need some new material.
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2013, 08:07:56 am »
Definitely. It's just that I personally lost interest in Rapture Ready while it was still very much in vogue, so I never really noticed the overall shift until now. It's rather strange to think that Rapture Ready bashing is no longer a staple pass time around here.
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2013, 02:46:35 pm »
When you're being raptured, why is it necessary to hold one or both arms above your head?
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2013, 04:04:02 pm »
Quote from: Old Viking on December 08, 2013, 02:46:35 pm
When you're being raptured, why is it necessary to hold one or both arms above your head?

Because if you're gonna be abducted by aliens/elves/fae, may as well Superman it.
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Re: Another fun Rapture website
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2013, 04:33:50 pm »
Then it's 1 arm, not 2.

Ironbite-not even doing Supermaning right.
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